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Ray's Damon/Affleck art installation Friday, October 15, 2004 • read strip Viewing 50 comments:

Ray has way too much money.

Ray has way too much time on his hands.

Damon has way too much Affleck on his hands.

I envy Ray for his ability to do any ol' thing that comes to his mind. I want that kind of financial backing for my crazy shenanigans.

Teodor's eyebrows say so much.

Matt Damon looks like a tired Leonardo DiCaprio.

Ben Affleck on the other hand is quite horrified.

i can actually picture the basketball scene...it's just that neither of them are smiling.

I am there and Matt Damon and Ben Affleck are there and it's just the three of us and I put the other players' bodies in my van and I am the winner

He finally WATCHED Gigli

he looks like lou reed.

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I really don't see how this adds anything of value to this page whatsoever.

despite the fourteen lames, this comes up green. i need to raise my chubby threshold.

Mine is 6.

My best comments tend to max out at three, so i guess that's where it'll stay, for the sake of my ego.

Mine is six also. We should be friends.

This basically implies that you make friends for dumb reasons.

I have plenty of time to debate what makes a friendship meaningful, if you're interested.

Mine is 4. It seems to be a very reliable guide for interesting conversation, but not necessarily belly laughs.

Can one pose a wax figure after the fact? I would think it to be difficult without compromising the integrity.

He has totally captured the ghoulish expressions/qualities of wax reproductions, a la Mme Tussaud.

for some reason I always see the pictures on the crates in panel 3 as male/female wasroom doors.

I'm glad to know I wasn't the only one.

That would make going to the bathroom so confusing though. It's like when you try to go to a bathroom in a restaurant and they just have these weird icons on the bathroom doors and you have to think a bit to figure out which one's the right one. If I saw those on the bathroom doors, I wouldn't be sure what do to.

out of ben affleck and matt damon, it's so obvious which one would stand for female that I don't even know what to tell you

I admit that this is true, and I hope that any restaurant owner who decided to put these on the bathroom doors agrees.

Matt Damon and Ben Affleck are just the best of friends. I wonder if they know about this strip...

Is that Ben Affleck or Lou Reed from the album cover of "Transformer"?

It's both man. It's both .

It is Robert Smith

ah crap! i shouldve read all the way before posting up there...... ben whofleck=lou reed=robert smith in that picture. also, shoot me.

I think Ray would be Ben Affleck and Roast Beef would be Matt Damon. I bet that's what Ray had in mind when he ordered them too.

3.8, guys? What?? This is one of my faves.

It was 3.7 when I got here and while I'm proud to have been able to give it a boost...I'm a little shocked, to be frank.

I got it up to 3.9.

I'm significant now dudes

I agree, this is a stupidly good strip. Taps the celebrity phenomena so incredibly well. Witty rather than laugh out loud funny, but SO good.

I think this strip is really less about Matt Damon and Ben Affleck, and more about how weird Ray is.

The head of the nail and the hammer have been introduced by Deusoma, and they are completely hitting it off.

This is outright one of my all-time favourite strips. Can't believe it's not higher.

i always picture it that he isnt throwing the ball to matt but giving it to him by hand
real friendly like
"here matt, you have a go"
"thanks ben!"

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By the process of elimination, you must be Ben Affleck!

Matt & Ben jokes always win

Matt and Ben have yet to be informed that, like their chow mein, they are no longer big deals.

What a picturesque tableaux.

Matt and Ben: Hollywood's Bert and Ernie.

I had a dream a couple of weeks ago that I was about to get mugged by some punks, and Ben Affleck and Matt Damon jumped in and helped me.

I like the concept of this strip but those drawings look absolutely nothing like Matt Damon or Ben Affleck. I'm not even sure which is which.

I think Affleck is the one on the left. The one which looks like Boris Karloff in Frankenstein . But I'm prepared to give Onstad the benefit of the doubt and say it's a comment on the general crappiness of Madame Tussaud's likenesses .

Ray looks really far down when he walks.

Or it is an illusion.

They look more like Marc Almond and David Lynch.

Or both Mael brothers at once, and David Lynch.