ktistecmachine
+4 -0
Aolisius tears me up with his fine, white notes and deaf, deaf ears. I want to see him perform, that terrible, crippled miracle, and bawl.
Aolisius tears me up with his fine, white notes and deaf, deaf ears. I want to see him perform, that terrible, crippled miracle, and bawl.
jujubeesforjesus
+0 -0
Just his luck.
Just his luck.
stuart
+35 -0
Ray's grandpa was Rustmouth. Beef's grandpa was Aloisius.
Ray's grandpa was Rustmouth. Beef's grandpa was Aloisius.
apocowarg
+14 -0
I feel a sense of sorrow for having been born too late to hear the blues played by crippled imaginary cats.
I feel a sense of sorrow for having been born too late to hear the blues played by crippled imaginary cats.
cailetshadow
+2 -0
The lights are low because we are in Story Time.
The lights are low because we are in Story Time.
ruralelecric
+0 -0
i am certain with out a doubt that this is the greatest comic written ever this is wonderfully depressing and killing all of you slowly
i am certain with out a doubt that this is the greatest comic written ever this is wonderfully depressing and killing all of you slowly
soticoto
+0 -0
Softly.
Softly.
dr_strangeglove
+3 -0
with its words.
with its words.
luckypyjamas
+0 -0
rustmouth and aloisius were rivals, ray and beef are best friends.
huh.
rustmouth and aloisius were rivals, ray and beef are best friends.
huh.
epicurus
+1 -1
"Audiences wept that he could not know the miracle of his own singing" caused me to upgrade this from 4 to 5 today. This arc is actually extremely rewarding, especially to the reader who don't mind a bit of text in their tittie.
"Audiences wept that he could not know the miracle of his own singing" caused me to upgrade this from 4 to 5 today. This arc is actually extremely rewarding, especially to the reader who don't mind a bit of text in their tittie.
semiquaver
+2 -0
Text in one's tittie is a tragic medical condition.
Text in one's tittie is a tragic medical condition.
tslothrop
+0 -0
"The whole performance was something of a terrible, crippled miracle." What an amazing line.
"The whole performance was something of a terrible, crippled miracle." What an amazing line.
xiaomimi
+22 -0
Today's Blogs
Pat: That BITCH.
Molly: The Achewood A-List! December 19, 2006
"WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM YOU BITCH YOUR CUNT IS REAL ESTATE AND ITALIANS THROW FRUIT AT YOUR MIND!"
Today's Blogs
Pat: That BITCH.
Molly: The Achewood A-List! December 19, 2006
"WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM YOU BITCH YOUR CUNT IS REAL ESTATE AND ITALIANS THROW FRUIT AT YOUR MIND!"
i_love_kate
+0 -0
Pat stalks a woman for cutting him off in traffic.
Pat stalks a woman for cutting him off in traffic.
tekende
+0 -0
Vintage Pat: "I couldn't cash a check for a shit and two peanuts with what I think of you."
Vintage Pat: "I couldn't cash a check for a shit and two peanuts with what I think of you."
terribleman
+0 -0
Ray finds it easier to just appear outside.
Ray finds it easier to just appear outside.
woodenteeth
+0 -0
What happened to the rest of the comments on this comic. There is no way I was the first to comment when I posted what you see at the head of the page.
What happened to the rest of the comments on this comic. There is no way I was the first to comment when I posted what you see at the head of the page.
i_love_kate
+0 -0
The prospect of Assetbar comments disappearing has me too terrified to reply.
Oh, wait.
The prospect of Assetbar comments disappearing has me too terrified to reply.
Oh, wait.
woodenteeth
+0 -0
I like to help people overcome their fears through solidarity.
I like to help people overcome their fears through solidarity.
wartooth
+0 -0
this is the saddest thing ever...
this is the saddest thing ever...
panamajack
+0 -0
The last panel could be one of the greatest Arts in the history of this strip.
The last panel could be one of the greatest Arts in the history of this strip.
genequagmire
+0 -0
And that's gotta be Blind Lemon Jefferson! Mystery solved!
And that's gotta be Blind Lemon Jefferson! Mystery solved!
duperando
+0 -0
Imagine watching that show. Sitting there and watching the interpreter read the music, then signing to the singer, then he sings the words.
Thus, there's a strange delay, depending on how fast the interpreter signs.
Basically, it would be hilarious.
Imagine watching that show. Sitting there and watching the interpreter read the music, then signing to the singer, then he sings the words.
Thus, there's a strange delay, depending on how fast the interpreter signs.
Basically, it would be hilarious.
Wouldn't rehearsals kinda mean he could do without the intepreter at shows? Just sayin' is all. I hope so. Wouldn't even be able to get the audiences adoring looks...
You don't rehearse the blues. You feel it and let it flow. Because you too damn poor to rehearse anyways. Because the one time you did, the cost of rehearsal was a dollar, and you only made fifty cents at the show.
Heh. Sounds like any kind of musical venture pre-Sony deal.
A comment left by soticoto was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by Zorque, Norsef, instantkarma, LordPretzel, zaer, usversusthem, Doc_Rostov)
I have some sony headphones. they are ok.
my playstation gives me many, many good hours
Yeah so does mine.
252.99 million other people also get many, many good hours from their various iterations of PlayStations, not including the PSP, which is Sinful.
A similar number get many, many "good hours" from crack... Doesn't mean it isn't total bloody evil.
So...Why are you so militantly against Sony? Did they make you watch as they raped your puppy or something when you were just a small child?
Yes.
... If by "puppy" you mean "Sega Saturn", then "Dreamcast".
Hm...touche. Although Sony originally got into the whole console game as a big "fuck you" to Nintendo. Seems like Sega just got in the way and was run over. Repeatedly. I did like the Dreamcast though, it was a sad day when it died.
Ken Kutaragi must suffer for his crimes against my childhood.
This made me laugh quite loudly, chub for you.
This made me laugh so hard.
Don't feel sorry for sega btw, after their ridiculous sega cd addon they deserved to go down in a fiery blaze. (If sega goes down in a fiery blaze and noone is around to buy it does it still leave a scorchmark?)
I like to think I have an extensive vocabulary, but I really can't come up with an adjective that properly conveys how true that is.
Do the blues require that one comes from Circumstances?