sargasm
+10 -0
This one was a little too intense for me. That last panel is just such an amalgam of concepts, I had to reread the strip.
This one was a little too intense for me. That last panel is just such an amalgam of concepts, I had to reread the strip.
shmuckeles
+6 -0
I hear ya man, that is some pretty intense lingo like you wouldn't ever want try to translate it into Chinese
I hear ya man, that is some pretty intense lingo like you wouldn't ever want try to translate it into Chinese
jdhenry105
+0 -0
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soticoto
+2 -0
It was a trap and you walked right into it.
It was a trap and you walked right into it.
cheeks_jd
+43 -0
I dunno, jdhenry105 makes it seem pretty easy.
I dunno, jdhenry105 makes it seem pretty easy.
cailetshadow
+3 -0
I speak some Chinese and I really would not know where to begin. It would probably turn out a lot like Onstad's German comic days.
I speak some Chinese and I really would not know where to begin. It would probably turn out a lot like Onstad's German comic days.
nikopol
+5 -0
My culture is beautiful, but it also has certain rules.
My culture is beautiful, but it also has certain rules.
professorhazard
+10 -0
Your culture is against hoochie mamas.
Your culture is against hoochie mamas.
johnnyrocker
+1 -0
Hoochie mother want-bling always match small counter, dogg. Ji said the center of boulevards to caution the mathematics.
Hoochie mother want-bling always match small counter, dogg. Ji said the center of boulevards to caution the mathematics.
apocowarg
+15 -0
purchasing knock-off designer items for hoochie mamas wil result in unprotected sex with said hoochie mamas. ratio 1:1. TIGHT MATH.
purchasing knock-off designer items for hoochie mamas wil result in unprotected sex with said hoochie mamas. ratio 1:1. TIGHT MATH.
dusty
+1 -0
This also postulates that the hoochie mama impregnation rate is almost %100, or close enough that multiple births make up the discrepancy.
This also postulates that the hoochie mama impregnation rate is almost %100, or close enough that multiple births make up the discrepancy.
shinkusan
+0 -0
Yeah I was way confused until I noticed the "-" between wanna and bling.
Yeah I was way confused until I noticed the "-" between wanna and bling.
deancain29
+0 -0
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mountaindewtab
+4 -0
tight math is the only acceptable math
tight math is the only acceptable math
dueledge
+3 -0
dogg that math be TIGHT
dogg that math be TIGHT
dougthehead
+3 -0
Anyone else think it's weird that Ray is telling Beef to get Molly hoochie mama wanna-bling? I always thought Ray had a higher opinion of Molly than that.
Anyone else think it's weird that Ray is telling Beef to get Molly hoochie mama wanna-bling? I always thought Ray had a higher opinion of Molly than that.
bixschmix
+2 -0
Maybe it's his "Ray way" of saying that he'd like to see some little RBs running around underfoot.
Maybe it's his "Ray way" of saying that he'd like to see some little RBs running around underfoot.
semiquaver
+7 -0
He'd like to see a little Ar-by's on his damn table is what he'd like to see
He'd like to see a little Ar-by's on his damn table is what he'd like to see
lucid
+3 -0
That's why this one never sat right with me. First read through I thought there must be some other way to read it than Ray talking about how fake Tiffany gets a man laid.
I don't think he means anything against Molly and there are times when Ray being totally inappropriate is a joke in itself, but that isn't the joke here. Instead I'm constantly left with this feeling that Onstad was throwing it all away for "hoochie mama wanna-bling", and I don't think that's worth it.
That's why this one never sat right with me. First read through I thought there must be some other way to read it than Ray talking about how fake Tiffany gets a man laid.
I don't think he means anything against Molly and there are times when Ray being totally inappropriate is a joke in itself, but that isn't the joke here. Instead I'm constantly left with this feeling that Onstad was throwing it all away for "hoochie mama wanna-bling", and I don't think that's worth it.
tagrineth
+1 -0
This strip should be rated higher based on "well I guess we can pull out this dresser drawer that can be a crib" alone.
This strip should be rated higher based on "well I guess we can pull out this dresser drawer that can be a crib" alone.
heccibiggs
+2 -0
Ray's dialogue in panel 2 was like exactly my dad's thinking when it came to buying my mum's Christmas present this year.
And it fucking worked.
Ray's dialogue in panel 2 was like exactly my dad's thinking when it came to buying my mum's Christmas present this year.
And it fucking worked.
achilleselbow
+2 -0
Congratulations on your newturd little brother/sister!
Congratulations on your new
heccibiggs
+7 -0
Joke's on you! My mum had a historectomy several years ago.
Joke's on you! My mum had a historectomy several years ago.
scraggg
+2 -0
That would make the joke on your phantom siblings.
That would make the joke on your phantom siblings.
tekende
+12 -0
I cannot for the life of me imagine any other circumstance under which these two sentences would be said together.
I cannot for the life of me imagine any other circumstance under which these two sentences would be said together.
atmus
+6 -0
I guess your mom won't need a longer car then, since your dad can't give her babies from his wiener.
I guess your mom won't need a longer car then, since your dad can't give her babies from his wiener.
greenkoolayd
+0 -0
i chubbed this whole thread. you each get a pretend high 5 from me.
[[high 5]]
i chubbed this whole thread. you each get a pretend high 5 from me.
[[high 5]]
halnewcome
+0 -0
this is one of the funniest things i have ever read. just, like, top ten. profoundly, dynamic-redifiningly funny. Comedy for me is different now. I'm frankly a little scared of a world where I know about Tight Math, and its jocular ramifications.
this is one of the funniest things i have ever read. just, like, top ten. profoundly, dynamic-redifiningly funny. Comedy for me is different now. I'm frankly a little scared of a world where I know about Tight Math, and its jocular ramifications.
belgand
+0 -0
My girlfriend would not recognize a box from Tiffany and would further probably not care at all that it was from there even if it was real.
I do not know whether this is a good thing or a bad thing.
My girlfriend would not recognize a box from Tiffany and would further probably not care at all that it was from there even if it was real.
I do not know whether this is a good thing or a bad thing.
greenkoolayd
+0 -0
a] tight math=multiplication. [[winkwinknudgenudge]]
a] tight math=multiplication. [[winkwinknudgenudge]]
kaithekender
+0 -0
Oh man wanna-bling is totally my new favourite phrase that I will use for a few days then stop when it becomes apparent that nobody I know thinks it is as funny as I do.
Oh man wanna-bling is totally my new favourite phrase that I will use for a few days then stop when it becomes apparent that nobody I know thinks it is as funny as I do.
mtrott
+0 -0
It is offensive to even suggest that Molly Sanders is in the same league as hoochie mamas and sluts who would appropriate a dresser drawer as a vessel for an infant. I would think the same Miss Lady who reads Wired and likes to code for fun couldn't care less for a shiny, jingly bracelet or some shit.
It is offensive to even suggest that Molly Sanders is in the same league as hoochie mamas and sluts who would appropriate a dresser drawer as a vessel for an infant. I would think the same Miss Lady who reads Wired and likes to code for fun couldn't care less for a shiny, jingly bracelet or some shit.
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Someone is finally taking a stand.