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CHINA...NEEDS...COOOUUUCHES Monday, April 24, 2006 • read strip Viewing 41 comments:

A comment left by israel was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by antecen, Zoltan, morbo)

If this had ultimately led to more Ultra Peanut that would have been awesome, but I'm pretty happy with what we got.

I loved this character, his greasy locks, and hick voice, in comparison to Phillipe's squeakingly perfect enunciation brings tears to my eyes. Seriously.

It's Tigger!
(Years after the checks stopped arriving from Disney and A. A. Milne's estate)

holy shit

wow, it really is.....

Now I can't unsee it. Goddamn.

So...if that's Tigger (and I want to believe with all my heart that is what Onstad subtly intended), what happened to the rest of them?

Greasy locks, but such a kindly face.

The kindly face may belie a devilish man. Never judge a book by its cover.

...but what if the building's on fire? Don't be a hero, man - just do it and get out.

My brother died that way.

My brother actually died that way. Not funny, not cool, not a good comment.

It was actually a pretty good comment in my opinion

You can't expect the world to put the safety on because you're sensitive about a certain subject.

try what I did. Only 10k up front.

Isn't he Scottish? He says 'Y'ken' which means 'you know' in highland dialect...
Which brings me back to the question, how the hell does onstad know that? How wide IS this man's field of knowledge?

probably from the novel Trainspotting. A lot of well written dialects show up in that one.

Well, this strip is Trashspotting. That's some cold subtle reference that is

I don't know, I think that's actually pretty common knowledge?

or perhaps he read such as X-Men comics as a child

or The Dark Tower

I took him as having a Northern US/Lower Canadian "Fargo" sorta accent. However, there was a high influx of Scots Gaelic into NorthEastern Canada, around Nova Scotia and some islands there. But this isn't Saskatchewan by any stretch. I am unaware of the accent of the Nova Scotians, let alone with Gaelic infusions.

That guy is Scottish; not Nova Scotian.

Nova Scotians only have the faintest hints of scottish left in their accent. They're all "Oat 'n aboat 'n a boat" sorta thing. A real Scot would pronounce the word "boat" more like "buht" (like "book" but with a "t"): totally different sound.

And how do I know this?
My father was Scottish and I was married to a Nova Scotian.
Emphasis on was in both cases.

Please stop growing your beard into my eyes.

Does Phillipe ever tell the trash hobo his name? The world may never know.

He is indeed Scottish. Lookit that moustache.

My mind is blown, Scottish indeed.

I wish that final frame was blown up massive. For desktop or even poster purposes.

Funny, I assumed that panel is the reason this strip is rated relatively low.

Riazm! It's yourself from the future, I blew up that last panel fairly massive. it's here:
https://img80.imageshack.us/img80/3347/bargeol1.png

Ooh, I ust remembered about eBay Platinum Reserve. The anticipation!

Fucker is straight out of Faulkner, guys.

I'm going to twist your words into a comparison of Phillipe with a Faulknerian Idiot Man-Child and disagree.

Um, I meant the dude with the moustache?

"Faulknerian Idiot Man-Child" is one of my favorite phrases. Thanks for reminding me about it.

(It has wicked meter in addition to good content)

https://www.theonion.com/content/node/37422

That is the first place I saw the phrase. Way to inhabit a part of the cultural landscape similar to mine. high fives

Good thing there's always one helpful hobo. I hope Phillipe kept his promise and told the old Scot his name.

And, perhaps, gave him a dollar his mommy gabe him.

We are all waitin' fer the tug, in our own ways.

obviously philippe is now more pissed than ever, the people of ultra peanut are taking his couches!