untilyouaresonude
+14 -2
Mr. Bear doesn't want anything to do with fuckin' Christo or his fuckin' shit.
Mr. Bear doesn't want anything to do with fuckin' Christo or his fuckin' shit.
greyfield
+2 -0
Does anyone? I mean, really? By my account, Christo is a lesser work of Christo.
Does anyone? I mean, really? By my account, Christo is a lesser work of Christo.
iorek
+0 -0
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A comment left by iorek was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by divot, Jesler729, aquamuffin, ford, Mastronaut, Darthemed)
tekende
+0 -0
BAMF? Big...Asshole...Mother Fucker?
Well, I don't know!
BAMF? Big...Asshole...Mother Fucker?
Well, I don't know!
cpnglxynchos
+3 -0
MR. BEAR IS ONE BAD ASS MOTHER FUCKER
MR. BEAR IS ONE BAD ASS MOTHER FUCKER
heccibiggs
+3 -0
[IMGS OFF]
?
[IMGS OFF]
?
cagliostro
+1 -0
Yeah, that's all 'BAMF' will ever mean to me. It's like if 'SNIKT' became an Internet acronym.
Thank Christ they didn't make Nightcrawler's teleport effect 'MILF', things could have got really awkward.
Yeah, that's all 'BAMF' will ever mean to me. It's like if 'SNIKT' became an Internet acronym.
Thank Christ they didn't make Nightcrawler's teleport effect 'MILF', things could have got really awkward.
shutup_shutup
+3 -0
"Suddenly Now I Know Things"
"Sorta nerdy, Into Knife Throwing"
"Saddam Never Imagined Kurdish Talabani"
etc.
"Suddenly Now I Know Things"
"Sorta nerdy, Into Knife Throwing"
"Saddam Never Imagined Kurdish Talabani"
etc.
shutup_shutup
+1 -0
Oh, also, "Saddam Necessitated Invented Nuclear Threat"
Oh, also, "Saddam Necessitated Invented Nuclear Threat"
heccibiggs
+0 -0
That would be SNINT.
That would be SNINT.
shutup_shutup
+0 -0
Damn but you are right! Stupid N.
Damn but you are right! Stupid N.
jrpigman
+10 -0
I wonder what Ray's cologne smells like...
I bet it's like Brut and Astroglide.
I wonder what Ray's cologne smells like...
I bet it's like Brut and Astroglide.
jackparsons
+1 -0
Magnum - straight from the magazine. Or 'vas in a pinch.
Magnum - straight from the magazine. Or 'vas in a pinch.
nonemorenegative
+3 -0
Are we back to Ray being neutered again !? Can't imagine it'd smell very alluring, anyrate.
(this is a joke)
Are we back to Ray being neutered again !? Can't imagine it'd smell very alluring, anyrate.
(this is a joke)
tekende
+3 -0
A diaper filled with Indian food.
A diaper filled with Indian food.
crinklebat
+1 -0
I need to use that last line.
I need to use that last line.
nytyper
+1 -0
I've used the "Lesser works of Christo" line more than once.
I've used the "Lesser works of Christo" line more than once.
tripperday
+3 -0
The "lesser works of Christo" is a term that can be applied to a lot of yards in my neighborhood.
The "lesser works of Christo" is a term that can be applied to a lot of yards in my neighborhood.
nsrdude
+1 -0
Beef still looks determined but angry. I love the look of bewilderment on Cornelius's face in panel 3
Beef still looks determined but angry. I love the look of bewilderment on Cornelius's face in panel 3
luckypyjamas
+9 -0
in my high school art history class, i did a presentation about how much christo sucks.
i even had a demonstration, wherein i had two of my friends drape a sheet over a wooden drawing horse.
in my high school art history class, i did a presentation about how much christo sucks.
i even had a demonstration, wherein i had two of my friends drape a sheet over a wooden drawing horse.
professorhazard
+1 -0
You're not alone. In researching Christo, I discovered that the only cool thing he ever did was build a giant wall of oil drums.
You're not alone. In researching Christo, I discovered that the only cool thing he ever did was build a giant wall of oil drums.
luckypyjamas
+1 -0
you know, i had thought that some of the early stuff was alright
i just have to wonder how many times you can put tarps or burlap sacks on top of something and still consider it new and interesting
christo = Bull Shit
you know, i had thought that some of the early stuff was alright
i just have to wonder how many times you can put tarps or burlap sacks on top of something and still consider it new and interesting
christo = Bull Shit
kelsotimebomb
+0 -0
Yeah, see, I'm not so much a fan of his (and his wife's) wrapping stuff up.
But I gotta admit, I thought the umbrellas were pretty tight.
Yeah, see, I'm not so much a fan of his (and his wife's) wrapping stuff up.
But I gotta admit, I thought the umbrellas were pretty tight.
tim_simmons
+1 -0
given the length of the strips preceding this one, the relative shortness of this one makes it even more funny.
given the length of the strips preceding this one, the relative shortness of this one makes it even more funny.
xiaomimi
+17 -0
Today's Blogs
Philippe: Poem!
Lyle: fn paid for poetry
Today's Blogs
Philippe: Poem!
Lyle: fn paid for poetry
doc_rostov
+0 -0
This whole "Onstad Pays Poetic People" saga is seriously top notch. As they'd perhaps say on eBay: "A mad quick $ervice woud read again!"
This whole "Onstad Pays Poetic People" saga is seriously top notch. As they'd perhaps say on eBay: "A mad quick $ervice woud read again!"
doc_rostov
+0 -0
Oh bugger. I forgot Assetbar doesn't allow plus signs.
Pretend that's an A plus plus, guys.
Oh bugger. I forgot Assetbar doesn't allow plus signs.
Pretend that's an A plus plus, guys.
echidnaboy
+2 -0
The young otter writes
Highly competent haiku
Accidentally
The young otter writes
Highly competent haiku
Accidentally
i_love_kate
+0 -0
If I'm being serviced, I actually prefer it not to be mad quick. Thank you very much.
If I'm being serviced, I actually prefer it not to be mad quick. Thank you very much.
spectre
+1 -0
"...lesser works of Christo" -- this is my ALL TIME FAVORITE Achewood line.
"...lesser works of Christo" -- this is my ALL TIME FAVORITE Achewood line.
kelissamunz
+0 -0
Connie brought his SASS PANTS today.
Connie brought his SASS PANTS today.
tabrum1
+2 -0
You know, I own a Volvo myself, and I have to say they are a pretty fly place to be a stoned nincompoop. And also they can cause much despair when they break down...
You know, I own a Volvo myself, and I have to say they are a pretty fly place to be a stoned nincompoop. And also they can cause much despair when they break down...
fablesandblues
+8 -0
[IMGS OFF]
I had to see what it looked like. Stupid. The answer is stupid.
[IMGS OFF]
I had to see what it looked like. Stupid. The answer is stupid.
fattypneumonia
+1 -0
"Just don't look! Just don't look!"
(guarantee void in Tennessee)
"Just don't look! Just don't look!"
(guarantee void in Tennessee)
Cornelius is Old-School enough to not do any drug other than Absynthe.
Not a chance in hell. Cornelius is a laudanum man.
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I had to look that shit up to find out how right you are. A chubby and a golf clap for you.
Well he toked when he joined Stoned Lightning