fuckyoufriday
+25 -1
Wingdings is totally for blind people. It's like we care or something!
Wingdings is totally for blind people. It's like we care or something!
theloneliestmonkey
+6 -0
I want more lightbulbs over Ray's head!
I want more lightbulbs over Ray's head!
theloneliestmonkey
+2 -0
more often, thatis
more often, thatis
random_shorts
+1 -0
This caused me great amusement, by forcing me to imagine someone wondering why you would want to put like a shit ton of light bulbs over his head instead of just one.
This caused me great amusement, by forcing me to imagine someone wondering why you would want to put like a shit ton of light bulbs over his head instead of just one.
achewoodno1fan
+0 -0
A comment left by achewoodno1fan was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by ted0phile, enough_talk, greatwhitehope7, equinn2006, Mastronaut, slalvation)
A comment left by achewoodno1fan was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by ted0phile, enough_talk, greatwhitehope7, equinn2006, Mastronaut, slalvation)
evolume
+5 -0
no no no. he already had that business what sold that rad program that beef made for like keeping track of milk and what not in your damn fridge. but then he had to make beef redundant and philippe was driven to consider suicide.
no no no. he already had that business what sold that rad program that beef made for like keeping track of milk and what not in your damn fridge. but then he had to make beef redundant and philippe was driven to consider suicide.
mustakrakesh
+0 -0
Ray is a venture capitalist.
Ray is a venture capitalist.
miaou
+0 -1
On these Assetbar lands, you oughta express laughter by all kinds of linguistic methods excluding acronyms.
lame = e^lol
On these Assetbar lands, you oughta express laughter by all kinds of linguistic methods excluding acronyms.
lame = e^lol
miaou
+0 -0
roflmiaou
roflmiaou
petro
+1 -0
Does Ray's use of "Esq." mean that that he's a lawyer? Or why isn't Mr Smuckles' CV on his blog?
Does Ray's use of "Esq." mean that that he's a lawyer? Or why isn't Mr Smuckles' CV on his blog?
choosebro
+7 -0
Ray is a lawyer in the same way that Bill S. Preston Esq. is a lawyer.
Ray is a lawyer in the same way that Bill S. Preston Esq. is a lawyer.
mattylite
+6 -1
Bill S. Preston Esq. & Ted "T?odor" Logan.
Bill S. Preston Esq. & Ted "T?odor" Logan.
catgrl131
+1 -2
Spock, The Rock, Doc Oc, and Hulk Hogan... ^.~
Spock, The Rock, Doc Oc, and Hulk Hogan... ^.~
farqussus
+0 -0
Do you have a wang? Then you too can be, Esquire!
Do you have a wang? Then you too can be
catgrl131
+4 -0
Does the wang have to have come from my body?
Does the wang have to have come from my body?
boredom_man
+3 -0
Ahem.
An esquire is an owner of property who has no other title. Whether or not this property must be income-bearing, or can simply refer to the esquire's own home, may vary according to region. The French term is sans noblesse, which at one time was abbreviated to s'nob.
Ahem.
An esquire is an owner of property who has no other title. Whether or not this property must be income-bearing, or can simply refer to the esquire's own home, may vary according to region. The French term is sans noblesse, which at one time was abbreviated to s'nob.
mustakrakesh
+0 -1
Whatever when do they kick the ass of the guy that invented Comic Sans?
Whatever when do they kick the ass of the guy that invented Comic Sans?
1000hz
+4 -0
The font Teodor used to make Ray's logo is Ravie .
Do not ask me how I knew this.
The font Teodor used to make Ray's logo is Ravie .
Do not ask me how I knew this.
zedpower
+0 -0
Aw, man. And I really wanted to ask too.
Bummber.
Aw, man. And I really wanted to ask too.
Bummber.
zedpower
+6 -0
Such a bummer, it gets an extra b in a totally wrong spot.
Such a bummer, it gets an extra b in a totally wrong spot.
songbirdspectre
+0 -0
i sort of like "Bumber"
i sort of like "Bumber"
zedpower
+4 -0
I'm bumb and bumber.
I'm bumb and bumber.
songbirdspectre
+2 -0
Bumbershoot.
Bumbershoot.
zedpower
+25 -0
Achewood or: how I learned to stop worrying and love the bumb
Achewood or: how I learned to stop worrying and love the bumb
relaxing
+1 -0
Someone set us up the bummber!! What you say?
Someone set us up the bummber!! What you say?
closefriend
+10 -0
If someone showed Kid Pix to Ray, he'd never leave his house again.
If someone showed Kid Pix to Ray, he'd never leave his house again.
godfatherofsouls
+0 -0
i'm a- HUMONGOUS FUNGUS- on a funny cat cow that goes MOO! MEOW! and i rock the house. draw me.
i'm a- HUMONGOUS FUNGUS- on a funny cat cow that goes MOO! MEOW! and i rock the house. draw me.
ovenface
+0 -0
I am so disappointed in myself for not understanding until I got to the 'and I rock the house' part.
I am so disappointed in myself for not understanding until I got to the 'and I rock the house' part.
stuart
+0 -0
i still don't
i still don't
stuart
+0 -0
Wait, is that a Kid Pix thing? Don't blame me, I had it for Mac.
Wait, is that a Kid Pix thing? Don't blame me, I had it for Mac.
slalvation
+4 -1
The best part of that program is the word processor that has a voice feature. You can type in tons of numbers, and eventually he'll say SEXTILLION! Ho ho ho!
The best part of that program is the word processor that has a voice feature. You can type in tons of numbers, and eventually he'll say SEXTILLION! Ho ho ho!
direhaggis
+0 -0
That just made me imagine what he'd do with a Lite Brite set. He'd be calling people over every other day to look at walls just filled with stuff like lightbulbs and motorcycles and equations he'd gotten through Einstein.
That just made me imagine what he'd do with a Lite Brite set. He'd be calling people over every other day to look at walls just filled with stuff like lightbulbs and motorcycles and equations he'd gotten through Einstein.
i_love_kate
+0 -0
I totally prefer Ray's ventures into business after he becomes incredibly rich. Although I think it's mainly bands and... the hot dog stand? Tacos? It eludes me.
I totally prefer Ray's ventures into business after he becomes incredibly rich. Although I think it's mainly bands and... the hot dog stand? Tacos? It eludes me.
cailetshadow
+2 -0
Teodor really wants Ray to stop getting his ignorant hands all over that nice graphics program
Teodor really wants Ray to stop getting his ignorant hands all over that nice graphics program
nonemorenegative
+0 -0
Anyone who has more than a passing knowledge of graphics and whatnot will know the channelling of Pat while watching someone without a clue noodle around a layout package :)
Anyone who has more than a passing knowledge of graphics and whatnot will know the channelling of Pat while watching someone without a clue noodle around a layout package :)
envika
+1 -0
Oh god, not the faux-Chinese font again...
Oh god, not the faux-Chinese font again...
tttt2
+1 -0
"is this one for blind people"
brilliant
"is this one for blind people"
brilliant
steerpike66
+0 -0
Ray has got to do something about that big light-bulb. It presages no good ideas. all the good things that happen to Mr Smuckles are accidents.
Ray has got to do something about that big light-bulb. It presages no good ideas. all the good things that happen to Mr Smuckles are accidents.
courtland
+0 -0
Ray would so kickass at lawyering.
Ray would so kickass at lawyering.
bpmead
+0 -0
Ray is well stoned in this strip.
Ray is well stoned in this strip.
oddell
+0 -0
you can read the last three panels in reverse order and still have a great achewood time
you can read the last three panels in reverse order and still have a great achewood time
izzhov
+0 -0
Guys as I was reading this strip, "No More Heroes" by the Stranglers popped into my head.
What does this mean?!
I like that "entrepreneur" is becoming a more established part of Ray's character in this strip.
But man. "No More Heroes." What could it mean ?
Guys as I was reading this strip, "No More Heroes" by the Stranglers popped into my head.
What does this mean?!
I like that "entrepreneur" is becoming a more established part of Ray's character in this strip.
But man. "No More Heroes." What could it mean ?
All you need to advertise is a good font!