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Beef Tshirt Expose Etc Wednesday, July 30, 2003 • read strip Viewing 51 comments:

Christ I hope it's not wrong to love Liv Tyler.

A comment left by centipede_damascus was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by ted0phile, johnnybaverage, riotdejaneiro, lordatog, instantkarma, mortshire, Jhunter, Connellingus, Weretrout, NDCaesar, nutmeg, Wulvaine, jonnylatron, Doc_Rostov, holly_golightly, fortunagolde)

WHY FIND OUT?

If you are gay or something, maybe.

I think that gay guys can still love Liv Tyler

But not in the same way

this comment had no chubbies. unnaceptabble

I thought I'd chubbied it. I apologise for the overlook.

If it's wrong to love Liv Tyler, I don't want to be right.

Not unless you're Steven Tyler.

It's not wrong for a father to love his daughter.

It depends on the methodology used to do so.

For instance, putting her in skimpy clothes and having her dance sexily in your music video? Weird.

Watching that video was a crucial part in becoming a man.

The real winner was watching Mary Poppins with my family. I used to do that all the time as a kid. Then when I was about thirteen or so I watched it and all of the sudden I was like, "...damn. Miss Poppins is bangin'! "

Then I punched a hole in the wall and pounded a tallboy.

These things happen instantaneously.

just for the record...your comments make me laugh most. you win.

I wish I could give two chubbies to that comment.

Sometimes I will read one of his comments and want to chubby it several times, so I will find his comments on the next pages and read chubby them.

This would be wrong normally, but his comments on the next page are also normally chubby-worthy.

I...

I will never be able to truly give norman the number of chubbies he deserves.

Julie Andrews as Mary Poppins gave me my first erection.
I've always liked women who take control of the situation... and fly.

What about putting pictures of her on the internet, dressed and such, with speech bubbles containing pictures of your murders?

If you were Stephen Tyler for one night, and you could basically have any woman you wanted, who would you choose?

Me? I'd choose Liv Tyler.

I never noticed that the first time i watched it.

it could NEVER be wrong to love Liv Tyler, man.

If loving Liv Tyler is wrong, then I am in a LOT OF TROUBLE.

Need that last shirt. NEED it.

A comment left by evolume was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by johnnybaverage, invidious, abendsonnen)

Some lazy fat guy was pretty offended by your comment, apparently.

all slamming down a chubby digit on the mouse to lame that comment
then sitting back, breathing hard through his nostrils, fortifying himself with diet pepsi (like it makes a difference)

Right, unless he's doing virtually everything he can within reason to cut down on his weight it won't make a difference so why try ohmigod im so depressed

I have this same problem. I have a lot of novelty appearal I will never wear. ever.

I have a lot of novelty appearal that I do wear, and it is just as significant a problem.

First achewood strip I ever read

This was also my first. A link was sent to me because I wear a lot of shirts with ridiculous things written on them.

There's something that cracks me up about the way that Teodor flips the shirts around, arms all crossed and angry lookin'

Is that last shirt a Death to the Extremist reference? It extremely seems like it.

how so

The font is right, and Death to the Extremist often puts explanatory notes in parentheses after a sentence, like in this one. It's an outside chance, but it sure seems like it to me.

Heh that's pretty funny

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I would love a shirt that says Who's Fat?/Me (I'm Fat)

I would also love to own that shirt as well. *wink wink* *nudge nudge* ONSTAD!

how would one onomotopeize teodor's shirtflipping maneuver?

:fwip:

holy shit dude get out of my head

*flup*

Who's got low self esteem?

Roast Beef.
(The Middle Cat)

He's not Ray, nor is he Pat.

I wanna give Roast Beef hugs. Lots of ...

You just don't see enough T-shirts in the front/back comment style. The question/answer format is the gentlemen's preference, but the ... does lend mystery.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPYOf-P4Hlo
this is a Morrissey moment

No, it is ME that is fat

the alt text hints at more behind the shirts' slogans...