deimosrising
+0 -0
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centipede_damascus
+10 -2
Pat is very angry at himself for being that way.
Pat is very angry at himself for being that way.
toughasnails001
+0 -0
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jdhenry105
+63 -0
Did you just equate homosexuality and robo-beastiality?
Did you just equate homosexuality and robo-beastiality?
johnnyrocker
+7 -0
Yes he did. Basically.
It's always so funny when people do stuff like that.
"Oh man that gay guy accidentally had someone fart in his face! I bet he... secretly liked it..."
Yes he did. Basically.
It's always so funny when people do stuff like that.
"Oh man that gay guy accidentally had someone fart in his face! I bet he... secretly liked it..."
stereo
+0 -0
The name Rutherford indicates the dog is male, though.
The name Rutherford indicates the dog is male, though.
epicurus
+0 -0
To be fair, a lot of educational filmreels from the 1950's had some good data showing the link between homosexuality and robo-bestiality.
"One day, Jimmy notices that he feels the urge to hold hands with his friend Tim. About the same time, he starts to notice the Octo-Tron in new ways."
To be fair, a lot of educational filmreels from the 1950's had some good data showing the link between homosexuality and robo-bestiality.
"One day, Jimmy notices that he feels the urge to hold hands with his friend Tim. About the same time, he starts to notice the Octo-Tron in new ways."
nabeel84
+2 -0
It ain't latent it's as clear as a king's decree
It ain't latent it's as clear as a king's decree
greenkoolayd
+0 -0
its not latent.
its not latent.
william
+30 -1
Ray taught the AIBO to hump people's legs when he says they are fine.
Ray taught the AIBO to hump people's legs when he says they are fine.
godfatherofsouls
+10 -1
I have never wanted a dog until you introduced the possibility of teaching it this trick. Thank you.
I have never wanted a dog until you introduced the possibility of teaching it this trick. Thank you.
spinynorman
+6 -0
The world will not know beauty until we have made a robot capable of ejaculating.
It is up to us gentlemen.
Well, it's that or getting a boat loan.
The world will not know beauty until we have made a robot capable of ejaculating.
It is up to us gentlemen.
Well, it's that or getting a boat loan.
semiquaver
+0 -0
LAMERS! Norman...is...fine!
LAMERS! Norman...is...fine!
gunsofray
+0 -0
I humped his leg. I didn't ejaculate.
I humped his leg. I didn't ejaculate.
selbencoirlo
+3 -0
dang man wouldn't that just be basically a gun though?
dang man wouldn't that just be basically a gun though?
spinynorman
+12 -0
I don't think the gun feels such blistering joy when getting fired. The shooter might, but not the gun.
Then after the joy comes the crippling shame and standing in front of the window at two in the morning while that dumbass girl you took home asks you what's wrong over and over again.
Ah, to be young.
I don't think the gun feels such blistering joy when getting fired. The shooter might, but not the gun.
Then after the joy comes the crippling shame and standing in front of the window at two in the morning while that dumbass girl you took home asks you what's wrong over and over again.
Ah, to be young.
woodenteeth
+0 -0
oh god... involuntary flashback.
oh god... involuntary flashback.
cpnglxynchos
+0 -0
wow. this is a memory i never want to have.
thank you for the cautionary tale.
wow. this is a memory i never want to have.
thank you for the cautionary tale.
hedonismbot
+2 -0
Ejaculating robots huh?
Ejaculating robots huh?
fattypneumonia
+0 -0
Chubby for the avatar.
Chubby for the avatar.
ssddr
+6 -0
Pat is such an old timey guy, i really am not sure if he thinks the robot dog is capable of ejaculation, or if he thinks that ray is a moron for trying to comfort him with that fact
Pat is such an old timey guy, i really am not sure if he thinks the robot dog is capable of ejaculation, or if he thinks that ray is a moron for trying to comfort him with that fact
zem
+2 -0
stay off the beach pat
stay off the beach pat
everything_is_a_hat
+20 -0
bout damn time someone shot that Morrissey character.
bout damn time someone shot that Morrissey character.
mrflunchy
+0 -0
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gmm
+0 -0
He's a great songwriter and singer but a total goddamn jerk, so I'm ok with the shooting.
He's a great songwriter and singer but a total goddamn jerk, so I'm ok with the shooting.
gazdatronik
+0 -0
it took me five minutes and the internet to figure out that first panel so many years ago.
it took me five minutes and the internet to figure out that first panel so many years ago.
obvious
+1 -0
I wonder if Vlad ejaculates.
I wonder if Vlad ejaculates.
zaratustra
+3 -0
ALT TEXT: Aw, he don't ejaculate none!
ALT TEXT: Aw, he don't ejaculate none!
mastronaut
+0 -0
Only alt text I know before I mouse-over. It was also the time that I resolved to use more Achewood Slang.
Only alt text I know before I mouse-over. It was also the time that I resolved to use more Achewood Slang.
professorhazard
+0 -1
It automatically reads in the head as though Curly Howard is saying it, and that's why this strip is a five.
It automatically reads in the head as though Curly Howard is saying it, and that's why this strip is a five.
nice-on-water
+0 -0
I imagine a Lawdy Lawdy type old Negro. I am not racist.
I imagine a Lawdy Lawdy type old Negro. I am not racist.
mashuren
+30 -2
The alt text for this one is brilliant. It reminds me of some old-timey TV show, like Dennis the Menace or something. "DENNIS! Get this mangy mutt off of me this instant!"
"Aw, shucks, Mr. Wilson, he don't ejaculate none!"
The alt text for this one is brilliant. It reminds me of some old-timey TV show, like Dennis the Menace or something. "DENNIS! Get this mangy mutt off of me this instant!"
"Aw, shucks, Mr. Wilson, he don't ejaculate none!"
aperson
+8 -0
I'm thinking Gentle Ben. "Aw. He's just maulin' ya, mister! 'Taint sexual or nothin"
I'm thinking Gentle Ben. "Aw. He's just maulin' ya, mister! 'Taint sexual or nothin"
cdtm
+0 -0
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shoinan
+0 -0
There's only one real way to find out if a robot ejaculates if you know what I mean, nudge nudge.
There's only one real way to find out if a robot ejaculates if you know what I mean, nudge nudge.
jujubeesforjesus
+14 -1
WHY FIND OUT?
WHY FIND OUT?
boyd
+6 -0
BOO TO THAT.
BOO TO THAT.
straw
+1 -0
OWRP!
OWRP!
estutius
+3 -0
Panel 1 on its own is 5-worthy.
Panel 1 on its own is 5-worthy.
ninjaein
+0 -0
Pat deserved every last bit of Ray's little joke.
Pat deserved every last bit of Ray's little joke.
tekende
+1 -2
What? Nobody shot Morrissey.
What? Nobody shot Morrissey.
vreeeee
+1 -0
Didn't you know He Is The Quarry?
Didn't you know He Is The Quarry?
tekende
+2 -0
But he's also Your Arsenal and the Ringleader of the Tormenters. I don't really know if there's a connection here, I'm just saying stuff.
But he's also Your Arsenal and the Ringleader of the Tormenters. I don't really know if there's a connection here, I'm just saying stuff.
st-elmos_fire
+0 -0
You are lead through torment to use him to shoot you, as in in fact You are the Quarry
He also has Bona Drag
You are lead through torment to use him to shoot you, as in in fact You are the Quarry
He also has Bona Drag
fineoakstructure
+0 -0
Also: Vauxhall & Him.
Also: Vauxhall & Him.
invidious
+0 -0
This is why reality is crap.
This is why reality is crap.
gopacapulco
+0 -0
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charchar
+0 -0
What kind of crappy robo-dog doesn't ejaculate? Pat got screwed on that one.
What kind of crappy robo-dog doesn't ejaculate? Pat got screwed on that one.
catgrl131
+4 -0
[innuendo]Yes. Yes he did.[/innuendo]
[innuendo]Yes. Yes he did.[/innuendo]
charchar
+0 -0
Chubbied for BBCoding {i]innuendo[/i].
Chubbied for BBCoding {i]innuendo[/i].
crankheart
+0 -0
i like morrissey...and yet this strip is my most-used wallpaper.
i like morrissey...and yet this strip is my most-used wallpaper.
mikeronomicon
+0 -0
This gets a five for dead Morrissey and robo-ejaculate.
This gets a five for dead Morrissey and robo-ejaculate.
hobit
+0 -0
this strip is a SIX
this strip is a SIX
swordsower
+0 -0
And how would Ray know they don't ejaculate? Is it in the manual?
And how would Ray know they don't ejaculate? Is it in the manual?
cpnglxynchos
+0 -0
if they did, it'd be from hydraulics and be a major design flaw.
if they did, it'd be from hydraulics and be a major design flaw.
The real question is how many ejaculating robots does pat know?
Knowing Vlad, I wouldn't be surprised if it were many.
Is so many.
That comment will never have enough chubbies. A perfect, sublime blend of comment and icon.
Vlad himself speaketh.
This comment and avatar has reached the summit of internet forums.
I'm overjoyed that this is an integrated piece of Achewood back-story/characterisation that I hadn't figured out until just now.
Pat's unkind words about Wheldon nearly cause Roast Beef to cast him into the Land of Hog Fluffing.
I thought Pat was simply being a general dick about Wheldon, but this strip shows that it's an act of specific dickishness based on a mostly-imagined slight from the past, as is most of Pat's dickery.
Excellent stuff!
Ah, it's 'Weldon'. Sorry.