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Ana-Tomix nuts for your phone Thursday, January 12, 2006 • read strip Viewing 61 comments:

People would actually buy this.

The same people who bought the Crazy Frog ringtone.

and who piss into empties?

And buy magazines about car stereos...

Fuck, Achewood has really ripped the lid off of the thriving vein of idiocy in our nation.

I think all three of those sets are mostly congruent.

A comment left by direhaggis was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by riotdejaneiro, Hipjiverobot, Vondicus, kenthegod, hellsfruition, milkpants, MrSaturn, Doc_Rostov, excusemesenator, captain_wizard)

Them's some ugly hangin' low nuts.

bolo nuts is what them are.

FAKE NUTS... the ad said FAKE NUTS! Oh god. These things are probably going to swell and pop as soon as I get my first call.

They feature vibrate mode for such as operas and plane journeys and interrupting conversations with lovely damsels..."Uh, hang on a sec, my nuts are buzzing, gotta take this call!"


I wish I could give you a chubby and a lame at the same time.

[IMGS OFF]
Oh man that is mega nasty That is dog shit

Because future generations need to see this:

(played off direhaggis' original imagepost)
https://i826.photobucket.com/albums/zz190/fattypneumonia/Nokiashot.jpg

I went to a Venn diagramming party with all these circles.

I got there and saw that the categories were "people who want nuts for their phones," "people who piss into empties," "people who bought the crazy frog ringtone," and "people who renew their car stereo catalog subscriptions more than 3 times each year."

I left one of my circles on the table and exited.

hey, sometimes you've gotta do what you've gotta do
especially if you're in the car

And who lame all my comments and chubb tekende.

"Go ahead. Try to buy fake nuts for your cell phone."
"Okay"
*pause*
"AAAUGH! I don't know how!"

I love it.

I exactly agree. Best...pause...ever

Actually you'll find the test was inconclusive, seeing as Todd simply does not know how to buy things.

the shiver really sells it...

and your avatar totally rocks, im not crippled im just lazy!

Reminds me of David Cross in Arrested development. "Have sex with this girl right now. Do it. Go on. Have some sex with her."

David Cross steals every scene he is in. That is one of my favourite Tobias Funke lines!

"It's pronounced 'an-nall-rah-pist."
"It's not the pronunciation I'm worried about."

He's SHAKING, he's trying so hard to buy fake nuts for his cell phone!

I love the pause and shake, originated by roast beef
https://achewood.com/index.php?date=11262002

Also similar effects to the volvo of despair, but you know like, that has despair and stuff.

"He's SHAKING, he's trying so hard to buy fake nuts for his cell phone!" is marked with 25 chubbies. What on earth! Chub chub chub.

In the year 2008, the month of April, it was 39 chubbies.

On the first day of the Year of Our Lord Two Thousand and Nine, it was 51 chubbies.

28 Days Later it has 53 chubbies.

It took 7 and a half months to earn another four.

And now it has 65.

I tried just the other day. It was grueling, to say the least.

Ray likes to do prototyping in his spare time.

I laughed so hard I started getting awkward glances from coworkers. I also had sunflower seeds shoot from my mouth.

And I wasn't even eating sunflower seeds!

Chubby for the last part there for sure.

I'd like a tattoo of just panel 4. Though I probably wouldn't want it on my own body. Maybe a future girlfriend's? Ladies, let's set up a meeting.

A tiny teabagging with every phone call...guaranteed!

With a tag line like that, how have three thick-necked jock douchebags not started this company after graduating with Business degrees?

Now with designer fragrances! Choose from "Lacrosse Practice", "Filthy Toga", and "Roommate's Forehead".

DC

I wonder if Chris has a deal for all the product placement? I know this one guy at Nokia...

In my head I hear Todd's voice as that of "Tweak" from South Park. Does anyone else hear that?

that is exactly how i hear him

YES. And I couldn't even remember where that voice in my head had originated until you posted this.

I hear that too! Exactly!

YES.

fuck whoever lamed this

I hear it more as the voice of the delinquent plants from Sifl & Olly.

That's a Charlie Brown "AAAUGH!" if I ever saw one. And I've seen quite a few.

Ray's fingernails kill me

Today's Blogs

Ray: Damn raccoon made a dog bark!

The "dog internet." Yes.

Complicated thinking is so '90s.

Todd doesn't not know how to buy fake nuts. Not anymore.

You know, I was going to comment this, almost verbatim, and then I thought, You know, I bet someone else has mentioned that already. Glad I checked.

Somewhere at sometime in the world I'm waiting for all those people who have little charms hanging off their phones to transition into this and make me weep, weep for the children

What next cupping the balls for better reception

if the nuts are warm, it is hot outside.
if the nuts are cold, it is cold outside.
if the nuts are wet, it is raining outside.
if the nuts are white, it is snowing outside.
if the nuts are missing, you have a serious problem and should probably contact a doctor.

The alt text has fallen into my vocabulary.

Silly Todd. You can't surf Amazon with your brain like Beef.

The cell-sack thing kind of gets overshadowed because it leads into the GOF, but I think this short arc is one of the funniest, mostly because is predominantly features Todd.

Here's the deal: if it's in The Great Outdoor Fight, it gets a 5.

AAAH AAAH HOLY SHIT GUYS AAAH

as it was written, it has come to pass: https://www.phoneballs.com/

onstad better be getting his cut.