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Book Week Begins! Monday, July 15, 2002 • read strip Viewing 52 comments:

I remember that book - it was available for only like $10. It makes me laugh to think that Ray since then has no eyes under his glasses.

Ain't no eyes under them glasses

Sockets is closed

Can't you...

See

That thing he does with his eyes at the end of that one would be absolutely horrifying

*rrrRIP!*

You mean these eyes?

THESE EYES.

These eyes that I.... boned???

Philippe is five years old!

oh god, i'm browsing through the archives and...oh god i can't stop laughing

chubby chubby chubby

.. cry every night for you

I think my heart's explodin'! THESE EYES!

(okay boys let's just leave it there it's already hard enough for me to browse my inbox because I posted once in that thread)

These Knives!

"These eyes can do anything! Just ask...Baby Jesus!"

Dang, Phillipe really smacks those glasses off Ray's face. He brings sack here.

He really feels strongly about Ray lying to his potential customers.

You better believe he has wicked sack, catachresis.

A comment left by cousinted was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by Thorfinn, Howard, nutmeg, anitrophaeron)

NON-CANON

He's really got a set on him.

I hear you can get a good price for your eyes if they are in pretty good condition.

Robert Johnson just lost all his respect for Ray.

Philippe's nasty streak.

Is it just me or is this strip in need of a contrast boost?

A comment left by riazm was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by ted0phile, Howard, le_chien_manquee, biddlebubbly)

Yeah you are going to get lamed mainly because the dude was right and his monitor is fine. You may want to check yours out though.

yeah i think youre right. its not contrast at all. in all the rest of the strips, the black is black and the white is white but this one is fuzzy.

Yeah you'd have to have ray's eyes to think this strip's brightness/contrast isn't slightly hosed.

Looks like you're the one with the badly calibrated monitor, sir.

[IMGS OFF]

I'm sorry I just couldn't take it anymore.

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The contrast my brother. Look at the blacks.

I'm never trusting anyone with an AoE2 logo ever again.

It's true. Look at those blacks. LOOK AT THEM.

Oh, wait....

OK. I see. I don't know that I needed to be lamed for it, but I can take a hint.

The contrast is off to represent that this is non-canon.

So creepy...

whoa, Philippe got kinda uppity in this one, but it was for a good reason. Ray shouldn't have sold his eyes

He bitchslapped the hell outta Rays' glasses.

He has wicked sack

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!

That's some nice comment/avatar synergy right there.

Oh man, havin' flashbacks to Event Horizon here.

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

dang.

Dang Philippe, you got a pair on you; which is more than can be said for Ray.

Hey, where did Phillipe get his aggro? Isn't this completely out of character for the lad?

thats phillipes LORD slap.

Now Ray can write raps about what it's like to have eye problems.

You ain't gonna have eye problems if you have no dang eyes.
But raps about that would be pretty cool, yeah.

Ray, you sold your eyes! How come?

I've never seen Philippe so genuinely outraged.

A great achewood to start someone with.

I guess he got his eyes back the next day.

Top ten Achewood endings? YES.