deimosrising
+40 -0
Some anagrams for Jared Fogle include: Jade Golfer, A Fjord Glee, Dear Elf Jog, Rad Feel Jog, Flag Do Jeer,
Some anagrams for Jared Fogle include: Jade Golfer, A Fjord Glee, Dear Elf Jog, Rad Feel Jog, Flag Do Jeer,
catachresis
+1 -0
Joe F. Galder
Joe F. Galder
fielding
+56 -0
How can you not include "Federal Jog"?
As in, Ray almost got so much diabetes that he had to go on a federal jog.
Like with Todd and taxes, you know.
How can you not include "Federal Jog"?
As in, Ray almost got so much diabetes that he had to go on a federal jog.
Like with Todd and taxes, you know.
blarghamagarky
+7 -0
Eagle Fjord, Jar of Ledge, Feel God Jar, Fag Red Joel, Afro Jed Gel
Eagle Fjord, Jar of Ledge, Feel God Jar, Fag Red Joel, Afro Jed Gel
comrade_tom
+12 -0
Feel good jar.
sweet lord i hope thats a mysoginistic slang term from the twenties!
Feel good jar.
sweet lord i hope thats a mysoginistic slang term from the twenties!
scraggg
+18 -0
"Fag Red Joel (a Jade Golfer) enjoyed Joe F. Galder's Feel God Jar following his Federal Jog at the Eagle Fjord."
"Fag Red Joel (a Jade Golfer) enjoyed Joe F. Galder's Feel God Jar following his Federal Jog at the Eagle Fjord."
belgand
+2 -0
I don't think it was so much misogynistic as it was the twenties version of the fleshlight.
I don't think it was so much misogynistic as it was the twenties version of the fleshlight.
cbtbone
+3 -0
Jed LaForge
Jed LaForge
psykeres
+3 -0
I rated this one 5 just because of Roast Beef's expression in panel 3. I've felt like that before dipping into some crisp fried chicken at McMenamin's.
I rated this one 5 just because of Roast Beef's expression in panel 3. I've felt like that before dipping into some crisp fried chicken at McMenamin's.
rachel
+0 -0
whoa-oa, pacific northwest
whoa-oa, pacific northwest
fauxreal
+0 -0
I don't think Roast Beef like, ever makes those exact faces again.
I don't think Roast Beef like, ever makes those exact faces again.
1000hz
+10 -0
Guess again.
Guess again.
fielding
+0 -0
A comment left by fielding was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by straw, twohundredninety, rowboat, anticitizen, stop, idsyen, anitrophaeron, peterjoel, slalvation, Tipist, dr_sexlove)
A comment left by fielding was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by straw, twohundredninety, rowboat, anticitizen, stop, idsyen, anitrophaeron, peterjoel, slalvation, Tipist, dr_sexlove)
overmedicated
+1 -0
Fecking hell, how many times do I have to use the Welcome To Pedant's Corner line on one forum? This places attracts those people , I guess.
Fecking hell, how many times do I have to use the Welcome To Pedant's Corner line on one forum? This places attracts those people , I guess.
fielding
+0 -0
A comment left by fielding was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by straw, lastpolarbear, rowboat, slalvation)
A comment left by fielding was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by straw, lastpolarbear, rowboat, slalvation)
peterjoel
+38 -0
Guess again.
Guess again.
death
+5 -1
CONGRATULATIONS SIR YOU WIN THE INTERNET
CONGRATULATIONS SIR YOU WIN THE INTERNET
fielding
+5 -1
I think I'm glad to be such an apparently terrible pedant if only so you could make that apparently marvelous comeback.
I think I'm glad to be such an apparently terrible pedant if only so you could make that apparently marvelous comeback.
gouldgonewild
+0 -0
Thank you for having a sense of humor, and not turning this into a flame war. That is worth a chubby
Thank you for having a sense of humor, and not turning this into a flame war. That is worth a chubby
charchar
+0 -0
I wonder what my special sandwich-eating face looks like. I'll bet it's like :-O(=).
I wonder what my special sandwich-eating face looks like. I'll bet it's like :-O(=).
catgrl131
+1 -0
:-O(=)
:-O(=)
greenkoolayd
+0 -0
:-0(=)
:-0(=)
sargasm
+5 -0
Last time I went to Subway I said the thing that Ray says in panel 1. It did not go over well because everyone had sex on the mind.
Last time I went to Subway I said the thing that Ray says in panel 1. It did not go over well because everyone had sex on the mind.
wan
+5 -0
Having read too much internet really ought to be made an official condition.
Having read too much internet really ought to be made an official condition.
clembot
+0 -0
The last line being typed in italics is so good
The last line being typed in italics is so good
milespflanzors
+0 -0
i started to think of anagrams
fogle is obviously
leg of... which no one has written... i really gotta know... i'm serious.
i started to think of anagrams
fogle is obviously
leg of... which no one has written... i really gotta know... i'm serious.
deusoma
+7 -0
Personally, I'm a big fan of the "tic tic tic" over the car hood. Adds the authenticity of a long car trip.
Personally, I'm a big fan of the "tic tic tic" over the car hood. Adds the authenticity of a long car trip.
atmus
+0 -0
Especially with older, large engines such as the Cammer. Especially after pushing a care for an hour at 240 mph
Especially with older, large engines such as the Cammer. Especially after pushing a care for an hour at 240 mph
combustache
+0 -0
Seriously! Onstad is pro at little things like that.
Seriously! Onstad is pro at little things like that.
twntysevn27
+0 -0
I had to scroll down WAY too far to finally find this mentioned. Thank you though. deusoma pays attention.
I had to scroll down WAY too far to finally find this mentioned. Thank you though. deusoma pays attention.
paperboy_2000
+33 -0
In 1998, a Bay Area Subway franchise owner announces a new promotion: a delicious mini-sandwich for the price of only 99 cents. He explains that up until recently, the store had discarded the edge cuts from the large bricks, or loaves, of processed meat used in their sandwiches. The edge cuts tended to be discolored, oddly shaped and chewy. But instead of being trimmed from the loaf and thrown away, the meat would now be sold in a 3" sandwich at a bargain price.
The name of this sandwich?
The Loaf Edge, Jr. !
In 1998, a Bay Area Subway franchise owner announces a new promotion: a delicious mini-sandwich for the price of only 99 cents. He explains that up until recently, the store had discarded the edge cuts from the large bricks, or loaves, of processed meat used in their sandwiches. The edge cuts tended to be discolored, oddly shaped and chewy. But instead of being trimmed from the loaf and thrown away, the meat would now be sold in a 3" sandwich at a bargain price.
The name of this sandwich?
The Loaf Edge, Jr. !
tombsgrave
+0 -0
The horror... the horror...
The horror... the horror...
kleptonis
+2 -0
Here's the most interesting part of all: The first Jared commercial aired in 2000, well after Jared was dead .
Here's the most interesting part of all: The first Jared commercial aired in 2000, well after Jared was dead .
i_love_kate
+0 -0
I believe that in this particular scene Roast Beef is "Gruzzling".
I believe that in this particular scene Roast Beef is "Gruzzling".
heccibiggs
+0 -0
ARBLE GABBLE GOBBLE GREEBLE
ARBLE GABBLE GOBBLE GREEBLE
i_love_kate
+1 -0
I would have lamed you for irrelevance there if you weren't a nineteen year-old redhead.
I would have lamed you for irrelevance there if you weren't a nineteen year-old redhead.
heccibiggs
+1 -0
I would have lamed you for being shallow and vaguely sexist if I weren't so damn flattered.
I would have lamed you for being shallow and vaguely sexist if I weren't so damn flattered.
i_love_kate
+1 -0
Sexist? Why do you assume that I wouldn't afford a nineteen year-old male redhead the same exoneration?
You're corect, of course, but when you make an assumption, you make an ass out of you and... Ah, crap.
Sexist? Why do you assume that I wouldn't afford a nineteen year-old male redhead the same exoneration?
You're corect, of course, but when you make an assumption, you make an ass out of you and... Ah, crap.
heccibiggs
+3 -0
What would Kate say about all this.
What would Kate say about all this.
i_love_kate
+1 -0
If only I knew.
If only I knew.
heccibiggs
+0 -0
Oh man Freddie check it out, it's us talking like a year ago before we were Pals!
Oh man Freddie check it out, it's us talking like a year ago before we were Pals!
tekende
+0 -0
Haha, heccibiggs is totally rad.
Haha, heccibiggs is totally rad.
heccibiggs
+0 -0
:DDD
:DDD
troy_convers
+0 -1
Or: OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM, just like that video of Will Riker on YouTube.
Or: OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM, just like that video of Will Riker on YouTube.
drskradley
+0 -0
I've quoted Lyle many times here. It's never as funny without italics.
I've quoted Lyle many times here. It's never as funny without italics.
gopacapulco
+0 -0
A comment left by gopacapulco was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by snowman, howl, tropicana)
A comment left by gopacapulco was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by snowman, howl, tropicana)
idsyen
+0 -0
It seems that many people do need Lyle to tell them how he disposed of the body. I can think of no other reason why this wouldn't be rated higher.
It seems that many people do need Lyle to tell them how he disposed of the body. I can think of no other reason why this wouldn't be rated higher.
quantumcasaba
+3 -0
Ray's got what looks like an extra large soda, and Roast Beef has a small cup that presumably has water in it.
Subtle.
Ray's got what looks like an extra large soda, and Roast Beef has a small cup that presumably has water in it.
Subtle.
mattylite
+0 -0
Le deja frog. It's like deja vu, AND it has a word that means the bad kind of French person!
Le deja frog. It's like deja vu, AND it has a word that means the bad kind of French person!
quantumcasaba
+2 -0
From Teodor's "it smells like six asses" to "six kinds of nasty.."
Are there any more instances of using 'six' to quantify the unquantified?
From Teodor's "it smells like six asses" to "six kinds of nasty.."
Are there any more instances of using 'six' to quantify the unquantified?
sp1derbaby
+3 -0
Yes. There are exactly four other instances.
Yes. There are exactly four other instances.
snowman
+0 -0
This isn't totally the same thing, but...
Six hundo?
This isn't totally the same thing, but...
Six hundo?
catgrl131
+1 -0
Aw hell man, It's like how the bible's got all them sevens all hangin' out all over the place...
Aw hell man, It's like how the bible's got all them sevens all hangin' out all over the place...
rykan
+0 -0
I really want a Subway now...
I really want a Subway now...
envika
+0 -0
three kinds of nasty per cold cut
three kinds of nasty per cold cut
envika
+0 -0
two , actually
two , actually
belgand
+0 -0
Seriously. I don't understand how anyone could eat those. Even compared to other chains Subway is hella nasty. Now with Quizno's doing so well it's just plain crazy to go to Subway. I've got one maybe a block away from me and I think I've been in there once. They even know how to screw up a meatball sub such that it's almost entirely disgusting.
Seriously. I don't understand how anyone could eat those. Even compared to other chains Subway is hella nasty. Now with Quizno's doing so well it's just plain crazy to go to Subway. I've got one maybe a block away from me and I think I've been in there once. They even know how to screw up a meatball sub such that it's almost entirely disgusting.
greenkoolayd
+0 -0
you live a city. eat at some smelly hipster cafe and leave the fast food to the white trash.
you live a city. eat at some smelly hipster cafe and leave the fast food to the white trash.
icecube
+0 -0
damned if you do, damned if you don't
damned if you do, damned if you don't
cpnglxynchos
+0 -0
Beef's line in panel three...
classic.
Beef's line in panel three...
classic.
bordello
+0 -1
A Red Elf Jog
Fag Old Jeer
A Red Elf Jog
Fag Old Jeer
icecube
+0 -0
oh my God... Federal Jog
oh my God... Federal Jog
Someone should start this urban legend. What's an appropriately gruesome yet sandwich themed way to dispose of a body?
Meatball sub.
I've eaten at least two meatball subs a month since 1998.
I regret nothing.
The people you've been eating probably regret it a lot more. Or would, were they not digested.
the needs of many outweigh the needs of few.
If ever there is a "Nice Pete's Subway Franchise" arc, then we will know. In detail.
Here are some of his hands
Cold Limb Trio