hamscout
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Somehow, increased airflow to Teodor's cranberries improves his cognitive capacity. He's a lot more savvy when the soft bits are swingin'.
Somehow, increased airflow to Teodor's cranberries improves his cognitive capacity. He's a lot more savvy when the soft bits are swingin'.
deus
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Todd .VS the free-market.
Todd .VS the free-market.
i_love_kate
+1 -0
Teodor's totally wasting his time with the subtle approach.
"FINE! Here! Get started, jerkwipe!"
"...I would totally fuck this squirrel if he gave his friend Teodor two hundred bucks!"
"Man! This chick's got some f-f-f-frickin' kink goin' on!" *rustle*
Teodor's totally wasting his time with the subtle approach.
"FINE! Here! Get started, jerkwipe!"
"...I would totally fuck this squirrel if he gave his friend Teodor two hundred bucks!"
"Man! This chick's got some f-f-f-frickin' kink goin' on!" *rustle*
scorpio_nadir
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Quote:
I dunno, I guess they look pretty much the same if you take that silly helmet off Rocky.
Quote:
My first meeting with Todd was a little rocky
I dunno, I guess they look pretty much the same if you take that silly helmet off Rocky.
apricotta
+0 -0
Why is Teodor naked?
Why is Teodor naked?
foetus_punch
+0 -0
He thinks it's eccentric.
He thinks it's eccentric.
troy_convers
+0 -1
ASSETBAR'S BACK!
OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY
ASSETBAR'S BACK!
OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY
troy_convers
+0 -0
'That's it, you're overstimulated! Lets's get some beer in you and then it's right to bed!'
'Woo-Hoo! Beer beer beer bed bed bed!'
'That's it, you're overstimulated! Lets's get some beer in you and then it's right to bed!'
'Woo-Hoo! Beer beer beer bed bed bed!'
smallberries
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I hired a black 6'2" muscle-bound transvestite to be my escort to my 20 year high school reunion. Now I know where to go to give him the positive review he so thoroughly deserves.
I hired a black 6'2" muscle-bound transvestite to be my escort to my 20 year high school reunion. Now I know where to go to give him the positive review he so thoroughly deserves.
granularsilica
+0 -0
Thirty-six comments? This is like when the first year opened up.
Thirty-six comments? This is like when the first year opened up.
mockereo
+0 -0
this is also the least viewed strip, with only 12 thousand and change. huh. no love for Todd
this is also the least viewed strip, with only 12 thousand and change. huh. no love for Todd
Has anyone ever had five uncommented strips spread before them like so much unopened Christmas presents? It is a daunting sight.
This glee I feel at the return of AssetBar. It is such a nice glee.
Seconded.
What the flock!? I thought it was gone for good, and now it's November 22 (in real time, not Magic Mexican Realism time) and I've been doing a lot more with my time than commenting here. Old addictions, however, pop right back!
I did, until you went and sullied them up with your observations on literally nothing but the fact that Assetbar is back.
Go sit on a fig.
woah. language. language, man.
jesus
Can I help it I'm mad as figs?? The whole thing is applesauce!!
lordpretzel has the Onions.
Aw, peanuts. Not lordpretzel!
Afraid so.
He even lamed me for pointing that out, so I guess lordpretzel doesn't want the information made public.
Naw, dog, I just thought that the Onions was lamer than the other food jokes.
Huh. Have you...ever...actually read Achewood before? 'cause those were all references.
All of them. Every last one of them.
::glares at lordpretzel disapprovingly::
...k
And now we have come full circle, from lordpretzel yelling at people for sullying up the board with actual, sentence-structure comments about actual, brain-created thoughts all the way to lordpretzel literally writing three pieces of puntuation and a letter in lieu of a response. Not figuratively. Literally. He couldn't even muster up the willpower for a monosyllabic 'kay. He went whole hog, with a mononumeral k.
Thanks for watching, folks. This has been this month's edition of "Assetbar meticulously and cruelly takes a dude a-PART".
Yeah, see...I couldn't care less whether they were references, or if I'm being e-glared at. I didn't recognize all of them, and I lamed the one I thought was lame. Sue me. I'll respond in the way I think is appropriate. The previous comments were worthy of such a "mononumeral" reply. And this one is worth a paragraph.
The End.
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn
"Food Jokes."
Hilarious. The guy's a Chinese Symbol Experiment of humour.
lordpretzel's comment does not just contain observations about Assetbar being back. It also contains bitterness and teenage angst. That's much better.
boom roasted
Because I am so bitter about not getting a first comment. Yes, of course. It's not like your comment was a slightly more verbose "FRIST POST!!1!!"
Hey man, hey.
Don't get all
knotted up.
He sure is a salty kind of guy.
Your mom's a slightly more verbose FRIST POST.
Woah, lordpretzel. Before today, I had no idea that such sarcasm could actually be displayed in text format. I had always felt that the Internet would always suffer, never being able to instantly send across waves of scathing wit like a human voice can. And then you came along. It...it's beautiful. I'm tearing up.
oh my god lordpretzel's sarcasm we're gonna have a baby
Hey. Go fuck yourself.
That's right. Its another fuck you Friday, fucker.
I'm all like "Ha ha! Whoa!"
It made me feel frightened. Such vast white expanses...