toiletstore
+9 -0
"You kill me, you ain't gonna get no goddamn wishes!" is the most perfect thing to say to death, ever. I can now walk the streets of Camden with a new-found confidence.
"You kill me, you ain't gonna get no goddamn wishes!" is the most perfect thing to say to death, ever. I can now walk the streets of Camden with a new-found confidence.
gormster
+0 -0
I put too much egg in these scones and now they taste like meat.
I put too much egg in these scones and now they taste like meat.
tragicone
+0 -0
Gormster, It is good to see you my homosexual friend.
You doing the facebook thing yet?
Gormster, It is good to see you my homosexual friend.
You doing the facebook thing yet?
gormster
+0 -0
I been doing the facebook thing for a while, man. My Tetris Friends high score is a thing of beauty.
I been doing the facebook thing for a while, man. My Tetris Friends high score is a thing of beauty.
tragicone
+0 -0
Are you in the achewood FB groups?
Also, whats your name so I can add you chum!
Are you in the achewood FB groups?
Also, whats your name so I can add you chum!
dangelder
+1 -1
hay guys whats going on in this thread
hay guys whats going on in this thread
woodenteeth
+4 -0
Your avatar may give a hint.
Your avatar may give a hint.
fancypants
+1 -0
they want to really give each other chubbies
they want to really give each other chubbies
hbaranov
+0 -0
The Holocaust is angry now
The Holocaust is angry now
wozzeck
+2 -0
It will be denied no longer!
It will be denied no longer!
plummet
+0 -0
Quote:
[IMGS OFF]
shit no
Quote:
Holocaust
[IMGS OFF]
shit no
wozzeck
+1 -0
I say, I never before noticed what small, monkey-like hands he has.
I say, I never before noticed what small, monkey-like hands he has.
plummet
+4 -0
[IMGS OFF]
Ahmadinejad visually describing the size of his penis.
No, seriously, it's this big. Just ask your mother. And the Holocaust didn't happen, that's the Jews fucking with your mind.
[IMGS OFF]
Ahmadinejad visually describing the size of his penis.
No, seriously, it's this big. Just ask your mother. And the Holocaust didn't happen, that's the Jews fucking with your mind.
fancypants
+12 -0
Ahmadinejad is a strange man. So hateful, so brutal, so irretrievably insane..... and yet so huggable.
I mean look at the guy. I want to pick him up and let him ride on my shoulders to a carnival, where we'd ride the ferris wheel and throw pies at clowns. I'd buy him a candied-apple and win him a big stuffed bear at the ring-toss booth.
Then I'd show him the atrocity films first screened at Nuremburg and bring him on a guided tour of Dachau, Auschwitz etc., slap him on the wrist, call him a very bad puppet-president and send him on his way. My wife disagrees, but I really believe that coddling kids only turns them into shiftless lay-abouts, always asking for money that they spend on pot and movies instead of a decent suit for job interviews. A firm hand makes respectable citizens, not holocaust-deniers, I can tell you that much. My Tommy, straight A's throughout school and now he's a lawyer in a prominent firm. Mahmoud? Shame of the family.
Ahmadinejad is a strange man. So hateful, so brutal, so irretrievably insane..... and yet so huggable.
I mean look at the guy. I want to pick him up and let him ride on my shoulders to a carnival, where we'd ride the ferris wheel and throw pies at clowns. I'd buy him a candied-apple and win him a big stuffed bear at the ring-toss booth.
Then I'd show him the atrocity films first screened at Nuremburg and bring him on a guided tour of Dachau, Auschwitz etc., slap him on the wrist, call him a very bad puppet-president and send him on his way. My wife disagrees, but I really believe that coddling kids only turns them into shiftless lay-abouts, always asking for money that they spend on pot and movies instead of a decent suit for job interviews. A firm hand makes respectable citizens, not holocaust-deniers, I can tell you that much. My Tommy, straight A's throughout school and now he's a lawyer in a prominent firm. Mahmoud? Shame of the family.
guikey
+7 -0
Who denies the holocaust? Who denies the holocaust? You do! Yes you do! You deny the holocaust. Uh-oh... did someone say he wants to let women into football stadiums? Did he? Aw, you're just a crazy person, aren't you? Yes you are. Yes you are!
Who denies the holocaust? Who denies the holocaust? You do! Yes you do! You deny the holocaust. Uh-oh... did someone say he wants to let women into football stadiums? Did he? Aw, you're just a crazy person, aren't you? Yes you are. Yes you are!
mensch
+0 -2
maybe aelindil can make a crochet Ahmadinejad. Or a sock monkey.
[IMGS OFF]
maybe aelindil can make a crochet Ahmadinejad. Or a sock monkey.
[IMGS OFF]
i_love_kate
+0 -0
I think it's trying to tell me to kill it.
I think it's trying to tell me to kill it.
prisonerx
+0 -0
I have that problem with the mailman, the cashier at the IGA and just about everybody else ('cept mom -- she thanks me for having done it already.
I have that problem with the mailman, the cashier at the IGA and just about everybody else ('cept mom -- she thanks me for having done it already.
prisonerx
+1 -0
)
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plummet
+0 -0
[IMGS OFF]
[IMGS OFF]
scorpio_nadir
+0 -0
"I peek my noes at you. I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster, etc."
"I peek my noes at you. I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster, etc."
professorhazard
+0 -0
You live in the My Name Is Earl town?
You live in the My Name Is Earl town?
hbaranov
+0 -0
Yes, Yes I do.
Yes, Yes I do.
professorhazard
+0 -0
Well say hi to Patty the Daytime Hooker for me.
Well say hi to Patty the Daytime Hooker for me.
hbaranov
+0 -0
I dropped by her place, but she was busy. I'll try again later.
I dropped by her place, but she was busy. I'll try again later.
fermatprime
+0 -0
If you can walk around Camden with any kind of confidence at all, then you are a better man than I.
If you can walk around Camden with any kind of confidence at all, then you are a better man than I.
hatstand_mcq
+5 -1
If you are talking about the Camden in London then your confidence is clearly impaired by the prospect of aging Sex Pistols fans, children offering to sell you baggies of oregano, and arseholes dressed in the manner of Russel Brand smoking Lambert and Butler outside of pubs.
If you are talking about the Camden in London then your confidence is clearly impaired by the prospect of aging Sex Pistols fans, children offering to sell you baggies of oregano, and arseholes dressed in the manner of Russel Brand smoking Lambert and Butler outside of pubs.
fancypants
+8 -0
if you are talking about Camden, NJ, then your confidence is clearly impaired by the prospect of aging serial killers, children offering you to sell you cans of Coca Cola with ground glass in it, and assholes dressed like Mr. Rogers choking out prostitutes outside of bars.
if you are talking about Camden, NJ, then your confidence is clearly impaired by the prospect of aging serial killers, children offering you to sell you cans of Coca Cola with ground glass in it, and assholes dressed like Mr. Rogers choking out prostitutes outside of bars.
doppelganger
+0 -0
A comment left by doppelganger was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by toiletstore, joestrummer1, Shinkicka)
A comment left by doppelganger was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by toiletstore, joestrummer1, Shinkicka)
fancypants
+0 -0
not cool dude
not cool dude
prisonerx
+2 -0
I was a big fan, but I got real confused when a guy offered to Roger me -- what he did had very little to do with the show I loved.
I was a big fan, but I got real confused when a guy offered to Roger me -- what he did had very little to do with the show I loved.
hbaranov
+0 -0
You should have consulted your English Slang Dictionary circa 1975
You should have consulted your English Slang Dictionary circa 1975
salvar
+0 -0
You may have ordered the "Roger Daltry" by accident.
You may have ordered the "Roger Daltry" by accident.
fermatprime
+2 -0
I was taking the subway home from school today and on the other side of the station a guy was yelling repeatedly to (as far as I could tell) no one in particular, "Hey! That's still not funny and it's not cool!"
I thought of you assetbar.
I was taking the subway home from school today and on the other side of the station a guy was yelling repeatedly to (as far as I could tell) no one in particular, "Hey! That's still not funny and it's not cool!"
I thought of you assetbar.
twohundredninety
+1 -0
avatar synergy
It's like Philippe is trying to make a mean joke about Mr. Rogers because of Rock And Roll but can't really go through with it.
avatar synergy
It's like Philippe is trying to make a mean joke about Mr. Rogers because of Rock And Roll but can't really go through with it.
toiletstore
+0 -0
that was the one.
that was the one.
jimmyk
+0 -0
Camden > You!
Camden > You!
jeffspaulding
+4 -0
Quote:
I don't think so.
Quote:
[IMGS OFF]
Quote:
. . . the most perfect thing to say to death, ever.
I don't think so.
Quote:
Mortal:You kill me, you ain't gonna get no goddamn wishes.
Death:Fuck you! I'm DEATH motherfucker.
Mortal:How about a game of chess then?
Death:um, O.K.
Death:Fuck you! I'm DEATH motherfucker.
Mortal:How about a game of chess then?
Death:um, O.K.
[IMGS OFF]
octafish
+0 -0
It won't end well.
[IMGS OFF]
It won't end well.
[IMGS OFF]
hbaranov
+3 -0
[IMGS OFF]
Sorry, I wasn't paying attention, what?
[IMGS OFF]
Sorry, I wasn't paying attention, what?
fancypants
+4 -0
[IMGS OFF]
[IMGS OFF]
mensch
+0 -0
I wanted to say something about Bergman's mise-en-scene as depicted in the above-two stills. But now I can only think of hippos humping.
I wanted to say something about Bergman's mise-en-scene as depicted in the above-two stills. But now I can only think of hippos humping.
jeffspaulding
+1 -0
Its like a childrens' video for the letter "H":
Hippos!
Hippos Humping on a House!
Happy Horny Hippos Humping on a House.
Its like a childrens' video for the letter "H":
Hippos!
Hippos Humping on a House!
Happy Horny Hippos Humping on a House.
guikey
+0 -0
I've always wanted to make a children's alphabet aid along the lines of:
H is for hour
K is for knives
P is for pneumatic
I've always wanted to make a children's alphabet aid along the lines of:
H is for hour
K is for knives
P is for pneumatic
mensch
+0 -0
C is for Czar
G is for Gstaad
C is for Czar
G is for Gstaad
doppelganger
+0 -0
J is for Jai Alai
J is for Jai Alai
hbaranov
+0 -0
And they're fucking rhinocerii. Ignorant Amerikaners.
And they're fucking rhinocerii. Ignorant Amerikaners.
omnilingua
+0 -0
You and your psuedo-latin. They are rhinos or rhinoceroses.
You and your psuedo-latin. They are rhinos or rhinoceroses.
tripleg
+0 -0
rhineuroses?
rhineuroses?
stereo
+0 -0
Rhinosteriches!
Rhinosteriches!
scorpio_nadir
+0 -0
thin-skin syndrome, Herr Lipp.
thin-skin syndrome, Herr Lipp.
hedonismbot
+0 -0
Anyone who has heard the children's song knows it is rhinocerussus
Anyone who has heard the children's song knows it is rhinocerussus
taiga81
+0 -0
probably too late now, but Bare Naked Ladies did one of those for their children's album. It's most notable for providing Qat, the perfect scrabble word
probably too late now, but Bare Naked Ladies did one of those for their children's album. It's most notable for providing Qat, the perfect scrabble word
guikey
+0 -0
That's weird, all I can think about are rhinos humping.
That's weird, all I can think about are rhinos humping.
jeffspaulding
+0 -0
SHIT!
Should be Randy Rhinos Rutting.
SHIT!
Should be Randy Rhinos Rutting.
hbaranov
+0 -0
Yes
Yes
doppelganger
+0 -0
What was that about mice insane?
[IMGS OFF]
What was that about mice insane?
[IMGS OFF]
frist_psot
+5 -0
I'm not entirely sure, but I'm thinking the baize in the fanny is referring to what is contemporaneously known by the colloquilism... 'cunt rag'...?
I'm not entirely sure, but I'm thinking the baize in the fanny is referring to what is contemporaneously known by the colloquilism... 'cunt rag'...?
tommycrashwreck
+12 -1
It fits. "Bitch, are you on the rag?" -> "M'lady, sit ye astride the baize?"
Sidenote: one of the worst things about a dorm with coed bathrooms is that you have to see tampon paraphernalia. Saturday nights become a game of minesweeper.
It fits. "Bitch, are you on the rag?" -> "M'lady, sit ye astride the baize?"
Sidenote: one of the worst things about a dorm with coed bathrooms is that you have to see tampon paraphernalia. Saturday nights become a game of minesweeper.
peterjoel
+0 -0
...and a coed bathroom is one where you get co-educated?
...and a coed bathroom is one where you get co-educated?
utv
+0 -0
Yes.
Yes.
scorpio_nadir
+0 -0
Lloyd would give his entire inheritance of sheep to be a fly on that coed dorm bathroom wall.
Lloyd would give his entire inheritance of sheep to be a fly on that coed dorm bathroom wall.
stereo
+1 -0
All 3 1/2 of them.
All 3 1/2 of them.
scorpio_nadir
+0 -0
Hey, you know what that would be worth in today's currency?
...
Hey, you know what that would be worth in today's currency?
...
tripperday
+1 -0
Since the sheep are dead, I'd say zero.
Since the sheep are dead, I'd say zero.
machineelf
+0 -0
incorrect. dead sheep taste better than live sheep.
incorrect. dead sheep taste better than live sheep.
jeffspaulding
+2 -0
And the mint jelly stays on.
And the mint jelly stays on.
hbaranov
+0 -0
But the Roast Leek is substituted off in favour of recent american signing, Potato
But the Roast Leek is substituted off in favour of recent american signing, Potato
hedonismbot
+0 -0
Also dead sheep are tighter
Also dead sheep are tighter
antimatter
+0 -0
It hasn't worked with my mother -- they loosen up again after a few weeks.
It hasn't worked with my mother -- they loosen up again after a few weeks.
octafish
+0 -0
OK that must be AIU, given his heritage.
OK that must be AIU, given his heritage.
antimatter
+0 -0
I amNOT!
I am
aelindil
+0 -0
As a ladytype, I have this to say to that complaint:
BAWWWWWWW.
Try actually needing to use tampon paraphernalia on any given Saturday night. Kinda ruins the weekend for you.
As a ladytype, I have this to say to that complaint:
BAWWWWWWW.
Try actually needing to use tampon paraphernalia on any given Saturday night. Kinda ruins the weekend for you.
jonno
+0 -0
This goes double for the dudes.
This goes double for the dudes.
tommycrashwreck
+0 -0
I'm offended by your startling lack of empathy, aelindil.
Can't we just all think teen/collegiate ovulation is an irritating inconvenience together, in harmony? Can we go back to how it used to be?
I'm offended by your startling lack of empathy, aelindil.
Can't we just all think teen/collegiate ovulation is an irritating inconvenience together, in harmony? Can we go back to how it used to be?
jeffspaulding
+3 -0
"Can we go back to how it used to be" ???
Parthenogenesis?
"Can we go back to how it used to be" ???
Parthenogenesis?
mattylite
+0 -0
Hey aelindil, this is off topic, plus I know something like it came up a few strips back, but: your wonderful wonderful crochet. I need one. I need one bad. As a present. What do I do? Seriously, I want to either get one for my gf or maybe even make her learn to crochet so she can make one for me. I can't be the only one! You gotta bank on this! A cute, crocheted, stufed otter, based on a real otter we all love, in turn based on a fake stuffed otter I guess Onstad's wife loved. Gotta be a market for that. Tell me!
Hey aelindil, this is off topic, plus I know something like it came up a few strips back, but: your wonderful wonderful crochet. I need one. I need one bad. As a present. What do I do? Seriously, I want to either get one for my gf or maybe even make her learn to crochet so she can make one for me. I can't be the only one! You gotta bank on this! A cute, crocheted, stufed otter, based on a real otter we all love, in turn based on a fake stuffed otter I guess Onstad's wife loved. Gotta be a market for that. Tell me!
greenkoolayd
+0 -0
i second this notion. maybe set up an etsy shop? id pay my hard-earned unemployment money for one of those li'l guys.
i second this notion. maybe set up an etsy shop? id pay my hard-earned unemployment money for one of those li'l guys.
tripleg
+0 -0
i'm sure those student loans can wait when i explain i'm getting a crocheted otter off the internet
i'm sure those student loans can wait when i explain i'm getting a crocheted otter off the internet
aelindil
+0 -0
Okay, here's the scoop so far. I'm still kind of waiting on Onstad's email, but I've got an Etsy shop set up (SassInTheMain.etsy.com), and I'm almost done with the first sellable Philippe. I'll stockpile 4 or 5 ahead of time, and if I get the green light, I'll start listing them. I do not know right at the moment how much they will cost, but probably in the $30-40 range.
If I don't get the green light, well, I'll have a lot of Philippes sitting around my house.
Okay, here's the scoop so far. I'm still kind of waiting on Onstad's email, but I've got an Etsy shop set up (SassInTheMain.etsy.com), and I'm almost done with the first sellable Philippe. I'll stockpile 4 or 5 ahead of time, and if I get the green light, I'll start listing them. I do not know right at the moment how much they will cost, but probably in the $30-40 range.
If I don't get the green light, well, I'll have a lot of Philippes sitting around my house.
doppelganger
+0 -0
I doubt he'll greenlight your idea. I'm sure he prefers that every discretionary Achewood dollar end up in his pocket.
Now if you sold your items to him wholesale for $4/unit to meet demand for units he pre-sold @ $40 . . .
I doubt he'll greenlight your idea. I'm sure he prefers that every discretionary Achewood dollar end up in his pocket.
Now if you sold your items to him wholesale for $4/unit to meet demand for units he pre-sold @ $40 . . .
jeffspaulding
+0 -0
Yes. We all know what a deep respect he has for copyrighted characters.
[IMGS OFF]
Yes. We all know what a deep respect he has for copyrighted characters.
[IMGS OFF]
mattylite
+0 -0
YES! I will buy one officially, and if you never get that green light, I would happily buy a Felipe Non-Achewood-Related Otter-like Figurine* as well.
*Any resemblance to characters from a webcomic are purely coincidental.
YES! I will buy one officially, and if you never get that green light, I would happily buy a Felipe Non-Achewood-Related Otter-like Figurine* as well.
*Any resemblance to characters from a webcomic are purely coincidental.
rowboat
+0 -0
Yeah, it seems like it'd be pretty easy and legal as long as you don't call it Philippe. I'm not a lawyer, but what could he really do?
Yeah, it seems like it'd be pretty easy and legal as long as you don't call it Philippe. I'm not a lawyer, but what could he really do?
belgand
+0 -0
Part of this seems odd to me. I mean, there is a real stuffed Philippe out there that the character is based on and now we have a stuffed version of that character. I wonder if it would somehow be possible to find the original stuffed animals and somehow purchase those or make them available for sale. I doubt Onstad would ever do this though.
Part of this seems odd to me. I mean, there is a real stuffed Philippe out there that the character is based on and now we have a stuffed version of that character. I wonder if it would somehow be possible to find the original stuffed animals and somehow purchase those or make them available for sale. I doubt Onstad would ever do this though.
scorpio_nadir
+0 -0
He could depict you in a webcomic as "John Rowboat, that piece of shit dangling off the world's hindquarters!"
Think about that.
He could depict you in a webcomic as "John Rowboat, that piece of shit dangling off the world's hindquarters!"
Think about that.
thegoblins
+0 -0
tampon paraphernalia frightens me a bit. I prefer to sit upon a flat baize.
tampon paraphernalia frightens me a bit. I prefer to sit upon a flat baize.
mensch
+0 -0
I prefer you sit on my fat face.
I prefer you sit on my fat face.
thegoblins
+0 -0
WHY DO YOU KEEP GETTING MORE COLORFUL
WHY DO YOU KEEP GETTING MORE COLORFUL
jeffspaulding
+0 -0
She felt better on the baize.
She felt better on the baize.
nice-on-water
+0 -0
Dang I missed this post.
Dang I missed this post.
iamsmike
+1 -0
Man I am STILL bugged out at that serape's eyes vanishing.
Man I am STILL bugged out at that serape's eyes vanishing.
professorhazard
+3 -0
Cutting that tag off was the equivalent of taking out the batteries.
Cutting that tag off was the equivalent of taking out the batteries.
salvar
+0 -0
I suspect it may be closer to the equivalent of waking the witch. :(
I suspect it may be closer to the equivalent of waking the witch. :(
wootcannon
+0 -0
So...Lloyd wants to be Wales' first airborne peeping tom paedophile? Even Roast Beef's grunchy side isn't this bad.
So...Lloyd wants to be Wales' first airborne peeping tom paedophile? Even Roast Beef's grunchy side isn't this bad.
wootcannon
+0 -0
I also hope Reese is wrong about it being like a sheeps tongue. A flat, grass wrapped piece of wool in the fanny sounds exceedingly uncomfortable.
I also hope Reese is wrong about it being like a sheeps tongue. A flat, grass wrapped piece of wool in the fanny sounds exceedingly uncomfortable.
jeffspaulding
+0 -0
Being that he is naive and wishes to fly over "bearing age" girls, he is no pedophile. Most every jurisdiction requires that you be older than the purported victim.
Different story when you distribute naked pictures of your (same-aged) 15-year old GF, since a third party is now involved.
Playing doctor is OK as long as you don't send the "x-rays" out.
Being that he is naive and wishes to fly over "bearing age" girls, he is no pedophile. Most every jurisdiction requires that you be older than the purported victim.
Different story when you distribute naked pictures of your (same-aged) 15-year old GF, since a third party is now involved.
Playing doctor is OK as long as you don't send the "x-rays" out.
smilebuddha
+2 -0
But specialists must be consulted, otherwise the HMO won't accept a diagnosis of "lacking the high hard one" without a second opinion. Or several opinions if she's hot.
But specialists must be consulted, otherwise the HMO won't accept a diagnosis of "lacking the high hard one" without a second opinion. Or several opinions if she's hot.
smilebuddha
+0 -0
Of course, that's predicated on the notion that the consultants are also 15. Like "Grey's Anatomy" meets "The Wonder Years".
Of course, that's predicated on the notion that the consultants are also 15. Like "Grey's Anatomy" meets "The Wonder Years".
jeffspaulding
+2 -0
or Doogie Howser, MD
or Doogie Howser, MD
emosexy
+0 -0
More like a feminine pad than anything. I'm sure there is a story out there, much like yesterday's Star Trek novella.
More like a feminine pad than anything. I'm sure there is a story out there, much like yesterday's Star Trek novella.
hbaranov
+0 -0
Cast ye not the summing spell.
Cast ye not the summing spell.
tragicone
+0 -0
Is, is that an early tampon he speaks of? What is baize?
I think I need an adult.
Is, is that an early tampon he speaks of? What is baize?
I think I need an adult.
hatstand_mcq
+2 -0
What is it with everyone not knowing what baize is? It's as if you've none of you have ever played snooker.
What is it with everyone not knowing what baize is? It's as if you've none of you have ever played snooker.
jeffspaulding
+19 -0
Snooker ? I've never even met her.
Snooker ? I've never even met her.
radarjammer
+0 -0
Have a chubby!
Have a chubby!
salvar
+0 -0
But he's never even met you!
But he's never even met you!
hateandwar
+1 -1
Aw yeah, who became Groucho Marx in the comments section just now?
Aw yeah, who became Groucho Marx in the comments section just now?
aelindil
+0 -0
The avatar/comment synergy is delicious, like a tasty tasty ham.
The avatar/comment synergy is delicious, like a tasty tasty ham.
ethelthefrog
+0 -0
Oh god a tasty ham would be so tasty right now.
Oh god a tasty ham would be so tasty right now.
fermatprime
+12 -0
Quote:
Wikipedia is talking dirty here.
Quote:
The surface finish of baize is not very fine (and thus increases friction, perceptibly slowing the balls down, from a player's perspective)
Wikipedia is talking dirty here.
mensch
+7 -0
Shouldn't that be " playa's perspective"
Shouldn't that be " playa's perspective"
hbaranov
+0 -0
Perhaps
Perhaps
hedonismbot
+0 -0
Baize is the Spanish word for corn.
I think.
Baize is the Spanish word for corn.
I think.
salvar
+0 -0
It's actually "taze".
It's actually "taze".
usversusthem
+2 -0
Like every other futurian thrust willy-nilly into the distant past, Ray completely misses the mark overestimating the best selling points of his time. You gotta introduce the future to the past a little more slowly. This is how history is made; how it always has been.
Like every other futurian thrust willy-nilly into the distant past, Ray completely misses the mark overestimating the best selling points of his time. You gotta introduce the future to the past a little more slowly. This is how history is made; how it always has been.
fermatprime
+0 -0
Incorrect Quote:
Except for LN. LN pretty much hit the nail on the head man.
Incorrect Quote:
Like every other futurian thrust willy-nilly into the distant past, Ray completely misses the mark overestimating the best selling points of his time
Except for LN. LN pretty much hit the nail on the head man.
hbaranov
+0 -0
I first read this as every 'Futunarian' thrust, which lead me to wonder, just WHEN did Ray get his female gender added... Premium Fanflow content? Then I reread it and tried to burn the image from my mind
I first read this as every 'Futunarian' thrust, which lead me to wonder, just WHEN did Ray get his female gender added... Premium Fanflow content? Then I reread it and tried to burn the image from my mind
plummet
+0 -0
Quote:
So, you've got a thing for schoolgirls with a little extra, eh.
Quote:
Futunarian
So, you've got a thing for schoolgirls with a little extra, eh.
stereo
+0 -0
I think that would be Futanarian.
I think that would be Futanarian.
octafish
+0 -0
Eric can[/] fly. I think Fred Savage was the girl's little brother. I [i]know Fred Gwynne was the alcoholic uncle.
Eric can[/] fly. I think Fred Savage was the girl's little brother. I [i]know Fred Gwynne was the alcoholic uncle.
tripperday
+0 -0
Just turn the BBcode off.
Just turn the BBcode off.
jeffspaulding
+4 -0
No. It is the Assetbar equivalent of the Kobayashi Maru.
No. It is the Assetbar equivalent of the Kobayashi Maru.
stereo
+0 -0
What's the point of having an unwinnable test if multiple captains have actually won?
What's the point of having an unwinnable test if multiple captains have actually won?
doppelganger
+0 -0
If an analogy doesn't break down, its not an analogy.
If an analogy doesn't break down, its not an analogy.
tekende
+4 -0
Kind of like a shark.
Kind of like a shark.
mensch
+1 -1
This arc is a dead shark
This arc is a dead shark
srikamaraja
+0 -0
/The County will get rid of it.
/The County will get rid of it.
hbaranov
+0 -0
No, these day to dispose of a dead shark, you must throw it through the window of a Jewish Pharmacist.
No, these day to dispose of a dead shark, you must throw it through the window of a Jewish Pharmacist.
jeffspaulding
+0 -0
Dude. That ain't Kosher.
Dude. That ain't Kosher.
hbaranov
+0 -0
But it complies with Cuddlenacht.
But it complies with Cuddlenacht.
generalripper
+0 -0
Don't remind me of when this strip was edgy and funny.
It's too painful.
Don't remind me of when this strip was edgy and funny.
It's too painful.
hbaranov
+2 -0
Don't remind me of how whiny, self involved and impatient you are.
Don't remind me of how whiny, self involved and impatient you are.
machineelf
+0 -0
Wait, multiple? Who else won it? Are you counting PineKirk and ShatnerKirk as different people? Explain yourself to the internet.
Wait, multiple? Who else won it? Are you counting PineKirk and ShatnerKirk as different people? Explain yourself to the internet.
jeffspaulding
+3 -0
I think he means Assetbar users (or AssCaptains)
I think he means Assetbar users (or AssCaptains)
hbaranov
+0 -0
Points for term 'AssCaptain'
Points for term 'AssCaptain'
fermatprime
+1 -0
AssCaptain's log, Stardate uua50x9zN: The impossible has happened.
AssCaptain's log, Stardate uua50x9zN: The impossible has happened.
fermatprime
+0 -0
[trekkie]Technically, since they exist in different universes, they are different people. And IIRC we never actually learn how ShatnerKirk won it, so they might even have cheated in different ways![/trekkie]
[trekkie]Technically, since they exist in different universes, they are different people. And IIRC we never actually learn how ShatnerKirk won it, so they might even have cheated in different ways![/trekkie]
prisonerx
+0 -0
I'm sorry. At first glance I thought you said:
[virgin] Technically, since they exist in different universes, they are different people. And IIRC we never actually learn how ShatnerKirk won it, so they might even have cheated in different ways! [/virgin]
I'm sorry. At first glance I thought you said:
[virgin] Technically, since they exist in different universes, they are different people. And IIRC we never actually learn how ShatnerKirk won it, so they might even have cheated in different ways! [/virgin]
hbaranov
+0 -0
Having had sex upon several occasions, I can quite happily say Meh!
Having had sex upon several occasions, I can quite happily say Meh!
octafish
+1 -0
You're not doing it right!
You're not doing it right!
litfanbreastman
+0 -0
NOOO! why did i use up my chubby allotment?
NOOO! why did i use up my chubby allotment?
stereo
+1 -0
If you run out of chubbies, the sex goes south quickly.
If you run out of chubbies, the sex goes south quickly.
i_love_kate
+1 -0
It... migrates?
It... migrates?
thegoblins
+4 -0
Hence the term "flying fuck"
Hence the term "flying fuck"
salvar
+0 -0
I'm going to run out of chubbies...
I'm going to run out of chubbies...
ford
+2 -1
Oh my, do you suggest that fans of the show "Star Trek" tend to be bad with the opposite sex? What astoundingly original humor. Maybe if you have time we can go over this joke I've been writing about how people who own lightsaber replicas are typically horrible at sports and other physical activities.
Oh my, do you suggest that fans of the show "Star Trek" tend to be bad with the opposite sex? What astoundingly original humor. Maybe if you have time we can go over this joke I've been writing about how people who own lightsaber replicas are typically horrible at sports and other physical activities.
jimmyk
+0 -0
To be fair
And I'm a massive Star Wars fan... Literally, massive. I weigh 20 stone...
*this post may contain bullshit, and is not suitable for pregnant women!
To be fair
And I'm a massive Star Wars fan... Literally, massive. I weigh 20 stone...
*this post may contain bullshit, and is not suitable for pregnant women!
fermatprime
+2 -0
Yeah right, [virgin][/virgin] isn't even a proper BBCode tag!
Yeah right, [virgin][/virgin] isn't even a proper BBCode tag!
wolfensti
+0 -0
Yeah !
Seriously, what's the deal ?
Yeah !
Seriously, what's the deal ?
belgand
+0 -0
I believe it was in one of the novels at one point. Apparently he reprogrammed it to make the Klingons fear and respect him based on his reputation. He claimed this was, in fact, not cheating as he planned to acquire a similar reputation.
I believe it was in one of the novels at one point. Apparently he reprogrammed it to make the Klingons fear and respect him based on his reputation. He claimed this was, in fact, not cheating as he planned to acquire a similar reputation.
belgand
+0 -0
I always felt it was perfectly winnable: you stay right the fuck where you are and you do not cross into that damn Neutral Zone.
I mean, this isn't a new concept by any means. The well-known case from history would be Peter Fechter who was shot while attempting to cross the no-man's land between East and West Berlin not long after the wall went up. He lay in the middle bleeding to death while both sides refused to do anything in order to prevent initiating an international incident.
This is basically exactly the same thing except it might actually just be a trap.
It always struck me more as a test of whether you have more bravado than sense or whether you're actually capable of following the rules even in a tough situation.
In one of the novels I am told that Sulu is one of the only members of the original crew who realizes it is probably a trap and doesn't cross the line.
I always felt it was perfectly winnable: you stay right the fuck where you are and you do not cross into that damn Neutral Zone.
I mean, this isn't a new concept by any means. The well-known case from history would be Peter Fechter who was shot while attempting to cross the no-man's land between East and West Berlin not long after the wall went up. He lay in the middle bleeding to death while both sides refused to do anything in order to prevent initiating an international incident.
This is basically exactly the same thing except it might actually just be a trap.
It always struck me more as a test of whether you have more bravado than sense or whether you're actually capable of following the rules even in a tough situation.
In one of the novels I am told that Sulu is one of the only members of the original crew who realizes it is probably a trap and doesn't cross the line.
belgand
+0 -0
I always felt it was perfectly winnable: you stay right the fuck where you are and you do not cross into that damn Neutral Zone.
I mean, this isn't a new concept by any means. The well-known case from history would be Peter Fechter who was shot while attempting to cross the no-man's land between East and West Berlin not long after the wall went up. He lay in the middle bleeding to death while both sides refused to do anything in order to prevent initiating an international incident.
This is basically exactly the same thing except it might actually just be a trap.
It always struck me more as a test of whether you have more bravado than sense or whether you're actually capable of following the rules even in a tough situation.
In one of the novels I am told that Sulu is one of the only members of the original crew who realizes it is probably a trap and doesn't cross the line.
I always felt it was perfectly winnable: you stay right the fuck where you are and you do not cross into that damn Neutral Zone.
I mean, this isn't a new concept by any means. The well-known case from history would be Peter Fechter who was shot while attempting to cross the no-man's land between East and West Berlin not long after the wall went up. He lay in the middle bleeding to death while both sides refused to do anything in order to prevent initiating an international incident.
This is basically exactly the same thing except it might actually just be a trap.
It always struck me more as a test of whether you have more bravado than sense or whether you're actually capable of following the rules even in a tough situation.
In one of the novels I am told that Sulu is one of the only members of the original crew who realizes it is probably a trap and doesn't cross the line.
stereo
+0 -0
If your primary objective is to serve and protect the citizens of the Galactic Empire then ignoring it doesn't sound a whole lot like winning to me. On the other hand, not dying is pretty good too.
If your primary objective is to serve and protect the citizens of the Galactic Empire then ignoring it doesn't sound a whole lot like winning to me. On the other hand, not dying is pretty good too.
gladi8orrex
+4 -0
fanny means vagina.
I win street fights because i lose control and go ape-shit-crazy on deh guys. don't fuck wit dis
fanny means vagina.
I win street fights because i lose control and go ape-shit-crazy on deh guys. don't fuck wit dis
aperson
+0 -0
You smell of wee.
You smell of wee.
gladi8orrex
+2 -0
you think you can disrespect me and i wont do shit, right? wrong. i'll atomize you
you think you can disrespect me and i wont do shit, right? wrong. i'll atomize you
echidnaboy
+4 -0
Please express this in the form of a rap
Please express this in the form of a rap
echidnaboy
+1 -0
Idea: atomize is a good rapping word because there are many -ize words with which it could be rhymed e.g. vaporize, plagiarize, bastardize, sodomize, burglarize, murderize you wit deze murderahz eyez (this could be "murderer'z eyez" or "murderouz eyez", I'm not sure which is best. I leave the matter up to you).
Hope this is useful
Idea: atomize is a good rapping word because there are many -ize words with which it could be rhymed e.g. vaporize, plagiarize, bastardize, sodomize, burglarize, murderize you wit deze murderahz eyez (this could be "murderer'z eyez" or "murderouz eyez", I'm not sure which is best. I leave the matter up to you).
Hope this is useful
hbaranov
+0 -0
This is not useful because every single word is spelt incorrectly. You were thinking of the -ise suffix, bitch
This is not useful because every single word is spelt incorrectly. You were thinking of the -ise suffix, bitch
echidnaboy
+0 -0
Fool, everyone knowz Z iz cooler than S
Fool, everyone knowz Z iz cooler than S
hbaranov
+0 -0
I believe you need to leave the room. I am so annoyed I am setting my feelings on your asset to con. Watch my anger and call not upon the lames.
I believe you need to leave the room. I am so annoyed I am setting my feelings on your asset to con. Watch my anger and call not upon the lames.
octafish
+0 -0
Obviously you are not agolfer Gladdi-fan.
Obviously you are not a
hbaranov
+0 -0
I put him on my ignore list within a week of his appearance. Even if he is Alice Cooper, he must languish unread.
Fuck who am I kidding? Fuck Alice Cooper
I put him on my ignore list within a week of his appearance. Even if he is Alice Cooper, he must languish unread.
Fuck who am I kidding? Fuck Alice Cooper
aperson
+0 -0
Oh no!
Oh no!
salvar
+0 -0
That's nothing more than piss on a wet dog's face.
That's nothing more than piss on a wet dog's face.
dangelder
+0 -1
Hilz-narious, my peeps
Hilz-narious, my peeps
gladi8orrex
+5 -0
AHHH SHIT WHITE BOYZ YALL BETTER GET READY TO HAVE YOUR FACE RAPED
AHHH SHIT WHITE BOYZ YALL BETTER GET READY TO HAVE YOUR FACE RAPED
wolfensti
+0 -0
Interesting take on Berta. I approve
Interesting take on Berta. I approve
professorhazard
+0 -0
Guess what's back? That's right - it's haircuts designed for people with ears on the sides of their heads. They even existed in Ancient Wales.
Guess what's back? That's right - it's haircuts designed for people with ears on the sides of their heads. They even existed in Ancient Wales.
jeffspaulding
+0 -0
You're right. How can you have sideburns if your ears are on the top of your head?
You're right. How can you have sideburns if your ears are on the top of your head?
fictions
+0 -0
I can't promise that I wouldn't think of Welsh tampons if a cat offered the power of flight. Think about it.
I can't promise that I wouldn't think of Welsh tampons if a cat offered the power of flight. Think about it.
jeffspaulding
+4 -0
I guess he wants to earn his "Red Wings."
I guess he wants to earn his "Red Wings."
ham_shoes
+0 -0
nyuk nyuk
nyuk nyuk
woodenteeth
+0 -0
Considering Lloyd's choice of villager as anal repository, I imagine that Ifan the carpenter's use of the word dovetailing is somewhat ambiguous.
Considering Lloyd's choice of villager as anal repository, I imagine that Ifan the carpenter's use of the word dovetailing is somewhat ambiguous.
jeffspaulding
+0 -0
Not sure I would want him fitting my riser.
Not sure I would want him fitting my riser.
mensch
+1 -0
or fisting my sister
or fisting my sister
smilebuddha
+2 -0
Or putting dicks in my scaffolding.
Or putting dicks in my scaffolding.
jeffspaulding
+0 -0
Where I live, you need a permit for an erection
(for scaffolding too).
Where I live, you need a permit for an erection
(for scaffolding too).
hbaranov
+0 -0
Basic Land Law accounts for all erections on a property in the United Kingdom of England and Scotland as it was at the time. (Wales, being a shitehole, was considered a mere appendage of England as opposed to somewhere where Human lifeforms originate, as depicted by these Cats.) I do hope Lloyd is paying his taxes, though considering they are in the location of Tresspasser's field, it is highly unlikely, as they are all outlaws.
Basic Land Law accounts for all erections on a property in the United Kingdom of England and Scotland as it was at the time. (Wales, being a shitehole, was considered a mere appendage of England as opposed to somewhere where Human lifeforms originate, as depicted by these Cats.) I do hope Lloyd is paying his taxes, though considering they are in the location of Tresspasser's field, it is highly unlikely, as they are all outlaws.
srikamaraja
+0 -0
May thy Dick never require a Scaffold.
May thy Dick never require a Scaffold.
woodenteeth
+0 -0
Viagra. The Original Dick Scaffold.
Viagra. The Original Dick Scaffold.
paperboy_2000
+1 -0
Dick Schofield?
[IMGS OFF]
Dick Schofield?
[IMGS OFF]
hbaranov
+0 -0
No you dyslexic baize whore.
No you dyslexic baize whore.
expellens
+0 -0
If it weren't for Nagel, basically every guys' dorm room in the late '80s would never get classier than the chick from Flashdance would allow.
[IMGS OFF]
If it weren't for Nagel, basically every guys' dorm room in the late '80s would never get classier than the chick from Flashdance would allow.
[IMGS OFF]
expellens
+1 -0
...Or the Princess Leia slave girl. Although had this been around, it would've been the Farrah serape nipple poster of its' day:
[IMGS OFF]
...Or the Princess Leia slave girl. Although had this been around, it would've been the Farrah serape nipple poster of its' day:
[IMGS OFF]
daidai
+1 -0
It is a braid which ends in nothing
It is a braid which ends in nothing
catballou
+1 -0
No, the end is folded under and pinned beneath the start of the braid.
No, the end is folded under and pinned beneath the start of the braid.
lexsenthur
+0 -0
THANK YOU FOR MISSING THE POINT!
THANK YOU FOR MISSING THE POINT!
hbaranov
+0 -0
Sorry, no chubbies left. Someone cover for me!
Sorry, no chubbies left. Someone cover for me!
tekende
+0 -0
Why do you keep typing all of your comments in italics.
Why do you keep typing all of your comments in italics.
hbaranov
+0 -0
I'm that damn self-important today
I'm that damn self-important today
lexsenthur
+1 -0
He speaks with a hurried urgency most men can only match in the bedroom!
He speaks with a hurried urgency most men can only match in the bedroom!
professorhazard
+0 -0
He's trying to tell you something important as he gets up from the restaurant dinner table and heads to the bathroom.
He's trying to tell you something important as he gets up from the restaurant dinner table and heads to the bathroom.
srikamaraja
+0 -0
It is an optical illusion and you are reading too damned fast
It is an optical illusion and you are reading too damned fast
tripleg
+0 -0
i thought that was aeon flux until i read your writing. i was so disappointed
i thought that was aeon flux until i read your writing. i was so disappointed
awksedperl
+0 -0
She's still pretty damn good-looking.
She's still pretty damn good-looking.
vermy
+1 -0
So, did Pat get Ray to read a history of modern flight or something?
So, did Pat get Ray to read a history of modern flight or something?
srikamaraja
+0 -0
AIRWOOOOOOOOOOLF
AIRWOOOOOOOOOOLF
mensch
+0 -0
Ray is going to turn Lloyd on to acid.
Ray is going to turn Lloyd on to acid.
jeffspaulding
+2 -0
No. Lloyd's more of a Doobler.
No. Lloyd's more of a Doobler.
doppelganger
+1 -0
Man why you even got to say anything.
Man why you even got to say anything.
scorpio_nadir
+0 -0
Ray knows the First Law of Acid. Lloyd does not.
Ray knows the First Law of Acid. Lloyd does not.
talix18
+0 -0
"All headlights are real"?
"All headlights are real"?
jeffspaulding
+0 -0
not all . . .
[IMGS OFF]
not all . . .
[IMGS OFF]
belgand
+0 -0
AH! AH! KILL IT!!!!
AH! AH! KILL IT!!!!
nice-on-water
+0 -0
Fun fact: I hear fanny means vagina in Australia. Reread accordingly.
Fun fact: I hear fanny means vagina in Australia. Reread accordingly.
thegoblins
+0 -0
Also in Britshishishish.
Also in Britshishishish.
jeffspaulding
+0 -0
so in Australia, a vaginal cloth would be called a
[IMGS OFF]
so in Australia, a vaginal cloth would be called a
[IMGS OFF]
philophobe
+0 -0
It has long been my understanding that the term 'fanny', to a Briton, carries a similar taboo as the term cunt does to Americans such as myself.
This is the only explanation I have yet found for the fascination which several British acquaintances have had for the American candy company Fanny Farmer.
It has long been my understanding that the term 'fanny', to a Briton, carries a similar taboo as the term cunt does to Americans such as myself.
This is the only explanation I have yet found for the fascination which several British acquaintances have had for the American candy company Fanny Farmer.
mensch
+1 -0
Known as Pussy Ranch west of the Rockies.
Known as Pussy Ranch west of the Rockies.
doppelganger
+0 -0
You're thinking of Hellmann's.
You're thinking of Hellmann's.
jeffspaulding
+0 -0
Hellmann's is known as Pussy Ranch?
Hellmann's is known as Pussy Ranch?
prisonerx
+1 -0
Well it is known as "Best Foods" west of the Rockies.
If pussy ain't the best food, what is?
Well it is known as "Best Foods" west of the Rockies.
If pussy ain't the best food, what is?
buckmulligan
+0 -0
Hot pockets!
Hot pockets!
goldhat
+0 -0
same difference
same difference
antimatter
+1 -0
"hot pocket" is what they call your mom at the truckstop.
"hot pocket" is what they call your mom at the truckstop.
hbaranov
+0 -0
All drive thru, not even leaving the cab, they pass her over in a brown paper bag and say 'Thank you for Choosing Burger King and Enjoy your Meal.'
All drive thru, not even leaving the cab, they pass her over in a brown paper bag and say 'Thank you for Choosing Burger King and Enjoy your Meal.'
clamenza
+0 -0
They call me the "iron cannoli"
They call me the "iron cannoli"
nice-on-water
+0 -0
Yo mama got a crispy crusty tender flaky crust.
Yo mama got a crispy crusty tender flaky crust.
hbaranov
+0 -0
Marked down for using crust as both adjective and noun.
Marked down for using crust as both adjective and noun.
nice-on-water
+1 -0
Blame the marketing team, not me.
Blame the marketing team, not me.
greenkoolayd
+0 -0
sausage wallets
sausage wallets
antimatter
+0 -0
my favorite punk band
my favorite punk band
hatstand_mcq
+0 -0
I wouldn't say that there is much a taboo attached to the word 'fanny'. No more than any other word denoting genitals. That doesn't stop 'Fanny Farmer' being hilarious. Not as funny as the fact that George Bush had an aide called Randy Bumgardner however.
I wouldn't say that there is much a taboo attached to the word 'fanny'. No more than any other word denoting genitals. That doesn't stop 'Fanny Farmer' being hilarious. Not as funny as the fact that George Bush had an aide called Randy Bumgardner however.
jeffspaulding
+0 -0
Peter O'Toole may disagree on that point.
Peter O'Toole may disagree on that point.
srikamaraja
+0 -0
Jack Goff has a rebuttal for you .
Jack Goff has a rebuttal for you .
hbaranov
+0 -0
Do not make me telephone my good friend and our mutual acquaintance, Mike Hunt...
Do not make me telephone my good friend and our mutual acquaintance, Mike Hunt...
belgand
+0 -0
Wait 'til Bigus Dickus hears of this!
Wait 'til Bigus Dickus hears of this!
srikamaraja
+0 -0
Scatological/Overtly Sexual Name!
Scatological/Overtly Sexual Name!
nice-on-water
+0 -0
Apparently though to British people "cunt" is the most offensive swear according to a poll I sort of remember reading. Can anyone verify this fact?
Apparently though to British people "cunt" is the most offensive swear according to a poll I sort of remember reading. Can anyone verify this fact?
hbaranov
+0 -0
Considering it means calling someone a 'bloody raped vagina' Yes, yes it is over here. Cunt.
Considering it means calling someone a 'bloody raped vagina' Yes, yes it is over here. Cunt.
octafish
+0 -0
Wh...what?
I'm off to listen to Locust Abortion Technician.
Wh...what?
I'm off to listen to Locust Abortion Technician.
rowboat
+0 -0
kuntzkuntzkuntzkuntzkuntzkuntzkuntzkuntz
kuntzkuntzkuntzkuntzkuntzkuntzkuntzkuntz
nice-on-water
+0 -0
Krazy Kuntz?
Krazy Kuntz?
srikamaraja
+0 -0
I am related to people whose last name is 'Kunzman'.
I thought we all were.
I am related to people whose last name is 'Kunzman'.
I thought we all were.
nice-on-water
+0 -0
Hey. HEY. You cunt.
Hey. HEY. You cunt.
hbaranov
+0 -0
I have a bill of ill health which covers the fact I am an angry man
I have a bill of ill health which covers the fact I am an angry man
thegoblins
+0 -0
Is...is there some way we can get you to use normal typeface?
Is...is there some way we can get you to use normal typeface?
nice-on-water
+0 -0
Italic is grouped along with bold, roman and others under one typeface which in this case appears to be Arial. Boom, roasted.
Italic is grouped along with bold, roman and others under one typeface which in this case appears to be Arial. Boom, roasted.
thegoblins
+2 -1
Could...could we possibly make you a bit less pedantic?
Could...could we possibly make you a bit less pedantic?
salvar
+0 -0
CSS can't solve every problem.
CSS can't solve every problem.
hbaranov
+0 -0
Owning Counterstrike Source is a dream of mine.
Owning Counterstrike Source is a dream of mine.
nice-on-water
+0 -0
I don't think so. But I'm in good company on ASSETBAR, surely.
I don't think so. But I'm in good company on ASSETBAR, surely.
hatstand_mcq
+0 -0
What other contestants would there be for most offensive oath? The only challenger I can think of is motherfucker.
What other contestants would there be for most offensive oath? The only challenger I can think of is motherfucker.
wingspan
+7 -0
Belgium?
Belgium?
jimmyk
+0 -0
I do so wish I had not run out of chubbies, good sir!
I do so wish I had not run out of chubbies, good sir!
nice-on-water
+0 -0
I'll green him for you and because it was a good reference to a book that several people have read.
I'll green him for you and because it was a good reference to a book that several people have read.
octafish
+0 -0
Dog. The worst thing you can call another man in an Australian prison.
Dog. The worst thing you can call another man in an Australian prison.
rowboat
+0 -0
"Punk" in American prisons.
"Punk" in American prisons.
stereo
+0 -0
No, I'm pretty sure the worst thing you can call another man in prison is "Shirley".
No, I'm pretty sure the worst thing you can call another man in prison is "Shirley".
courtland
+0 -0
We should really ask Cornelius.
We should really ask Cornelius.
nice-on-water
+0 -0
I didn't know the overwhelming demographic of Achewood fans was comprised of convicts. Also probably Dirty Ears Bill is the worst thing to call a man in prison.
I didn't know the overwhelming demographic of Achewood fans was comprised of convicts. Also probably Dirty Ears Bill is the worst thing to call a man in prison.
belgand
+0 -0
Since I am also white I do not perceive this to be a likely source of conflict.
Since I am also white I do not perceive this to be a likely source of conflict.
woodenteeth
+0 -0
There are a number of Austrlian readers of Achewood. Watch your backs.
There are a number of Austrlian readers of Achewood. Watch your backs.
nice-on-water
+0 -0
That I would assume would be the American winner, but in this poll, which I can't remember where it is, that was at least second. Could've been even lower.
That I would assume would be the American winner, but in this poll, which I can't remember where it is, that was at least second. Could've been even lower.
thegoblins
+0 -0
I like to call people "cuntblossom." Simply because it makes no sense.
"Cocksucker" also seems to work pretty well, for some reason.
I like to call people "cuntblossom." Simply because it makes no sense.
"Cocksucker" also seems to work pretty well, for some reason.
hedonismbot
+0 -0
Cockfucker sounds really awful, but really it's just a truthful statement. But it SEEMS like such a horrible thing
Cockfucker sounds really awful, but really it's just a truthful statement. But it SEEMS like such a horrible thing
stereo
+0 -0
Codgobbler too.
Codgobbler too.
hedonismbot
+0 -0
Knobslobber. Picklegangster. Bonesman.
Knobslobber. Picklegangster. Bonesman.
srikamaraja
+0 -0
I am a big fan of "Fuckstick" and "Fuckwit". Particularly because I enjoy imagining what a prototypical "fuckstick" would encompass.
I am a big fan of "Fuckstick" and "Fuckwit". Particularly because I enjoy imagining what a prototypical "fuckstick" would encompass.
belgand
+0 -0
I suspect this will answer your question.
[IMGS OFF]
I suspect this will answer your question.
[IMGS OFF]
jeffspaulding
+0 -0
Talk 'bout gettin' a woody!
Talk 'bout gettin' a woody!
gunsofray
+0 -0
My grandmother has a drawer full of those.
My grandmother has a drawer full of those.
brokeaccount
+0 -0
[url=www.myspace.com/kuntandthegang]Fucksticks[/url]! There is a song here, called Fucksticks. Enjoy.
[url=www.myspace.com/kuntandthegang]Fucksticks[/url]! There is a song here, called Fucksticks. Enjoy.
octafish
+0 -0
Cunteyes. Best pronounced with an angry ocker accent, something akin to "cun-eyez".
Cunteyes. Best pronounced with an angry ocker accent, something akin to "cun-eyez".
scorpio_nadir
+0 -0
The damndest little school!
The damndest little school!
scorpio_nadir
+0 -0
Fake Dog-penis medicine.
Fake Dog-penis medicine.
belgand
+0 -0
Perhaps that is an English thing alone because if Irvine Welsh has taught me anything it is that Scotland would likely cease to have any form of communication if they could not say "cunt".
Perhaps that is an English thing alone because if Irvine Welsh has taught me anything it is that Scotland would likely cease to have any form of communication if they could not say "cunt".
i_love_kate
+0 -0
That doesn't mean they have any swearwords that they consider more offensive.
Also, I've never known "cunt" to mean "bloody raped vagina". I've always just known it as "vagina". To Urbandictionary!
That doesn't mean they have any swearwords that they consider more offensive.
Also, I've never known "cunt" to mean "bloody raped vagina". I've always just known it as "vagina". To Urbandictionary!
belgand
+0 -0
But my understanding was that it can easily be used, albeit not in polite conversation, as a synonym for "chap" or "fellow". With no offense implied. Well, OK, perhaps a small amount of offense, but no more than anyone would use when out with the lads.
But my understanding was that it can easily be used, albeit not in polite conversation, as a synonym for "chap" or "fellow". With no offense implied. Well, OK, perhaps a small amount of offense, but no more than anyone would use when out with the lads.
nice-on-water
+0 -0
Same as "nigga" here?
MAKES yA THINK
Same as "nigga" here?
MAKES yA THINK
belgand
+0 -0
Not very hard, but yes, I see what you're saying. Mild debasements as a form of friendly male bonding and banter seem to be fairly common across multiple social groups.
I suspect it is related to a desire to establish primacy within the group, yet subverted to a level that still allows friendship. Perhaps it has inverted the traditional concept of a mild insult by repurposing it in a friendly, or at least casual, context in order to show affection. The interpersonal relationship provides the needed context to establish that it is not intended to be hurtful and, as such, it serves to comment on that bond.
Not very hard, but yes, I see what you're saying. Mild debasements as a form of friendly male bonding and banter seem to be fairly common across multiple social groups.
I suspect it is related to a desire to establish primacy within the group, yet subverted to a level that still allows friendship. Perhaps it has inverted the traditional concept of a mild insult by repurposing it in a friendly, or at least casual, context in order to show affection. The interpersonal relationship provides the needed context to establish that it is not intended to be hurtful and, as such, it serves to comment on that bond.
rowboat
+0 -0
Whatever, cunt.
Whatever, cunt.
lickmydick
+0 -0
Hi, I'm also a white douchebag.
Hi, I'm also a white douchebag.
rowboat
+1 -0
This isn't really taking off like you'd hoped, eh?
This isn't really taking off like you'd hoped, eh?
awksedperl
+0 -0
Everywhere I've lived in the U.S.A, at least, "cunt" is by far the worst swear word one can use. Even during four years in the U.S.M.C., I can't think of anyone using it, and Marines swear like sailors who swear like Marines.
Based on my experience with my co-workers from the UK, "cunt" is far more accepted "over there" than it is here (U.S.A./N. California). With one of them arrived in the U.S., indirect social pressure usually builds up after a short while and they learn that that word is a big no no except among co-workers you know really well, and then only well out of earshot of anyone else. This shouldn't be interpreted that folks from the UK arrive and immediately begin running around the office yelling it, but early on with a couple of them it was evident that they thought it was just fine to use in after-work social situations in mixed company. And even those I haven't heard use it expressed some surprise that saying it is Such A Big Deal here.
'Course, this all anecdotal, blah, blah, blah, but that's been my experience. Also, I am old, and the folks I'm talking about are usually at least 10 years younger than I am, so I don't know if the word holds more stigma amongst Brits who are my age. Another disclaimer goes here.
Everywhere I've lived in the U.S.A, at least, "cunt" is by far the worst swear word one can use. Even during four years in the U.S.M.C., I can't think of anyone using it, and Marines swear like sailors who swear like Marines.
Based on my experience with my co-workers from the UK, "cunt" is far more accepted "over there" than it is here (U.S.A./N. California). With one of them arrived in the U.S., indirect social pressure usually builds up after a short while and they learn that that word is a big no no except among co-workers you know really well, and then only well out of earshot of anyone else. This shouldn't be interpreted that folks from the UK arrive and immediately begin running around the office yelling it, but early on with a couple of them it was evident that they thought it was just fine to use in after-work social situations in mixed company. And even those I haven't heard use it expressed some surprise that saying it is Such A Big Deal here.
'Course, this all anecdotal, blah, blah, blah, but that's been my experience. Also, I am old, and the folks I'm talking about are usually at least 10 years younger than I am, so I don't know if the word holds more stigma amongst Brits who are my age. Another disclaimer goes here.
awksedperl
+0 -0
Sigh:
"With one of them arrived in the U.S." should read, "When one of them arrives in the U.S."
Sigh:
"With one of them arrived in the U.S." should read, "When one of them arrives in the U.S."
awksedperl
+0 -0
And:
"This shouldn't be interpreted that folks from the UK" should read, "This shouldn't be interpreted as that folks from the UK", except less awkward. And also I used periods for my other acronyms, but not for the U.K.
And now I'm removing my hands from the keyboard, except to push "Post".
And:
"This shouldn't be interpreted that folks from the UK" should read, "This shouldn't be interpreted as that folks from the UK", except less awkward. And also I used periods for my other acronyms, but not for the U.K.
And now I'm removing my hands from the keyboard, except to push "Post".
awksedperl
+0 -0
And also, "U.S.A" and "U.K.", are not acronyms. (It didn't take me long to get coffee. Also, I'm almost starting to like this self-flagellation.)
And also, "U.S.A" and "U.K.", are not acronyms. (It didn't take me long to get coffee. Also, I'm almost starting to like this self-flagellation.)
tripleg
+1 -0
is also a thing of certain feminists and randy girls to use the word like it's going out of style
is also a thing of certain feminists and randy girls to use the word like it's going out of style
doppelganger
+0 -0
Quote:
How are USA and UK not acronyms?
Quote:
ac·ro·nym \%u02C8a-kr%u0259-%u02CCnim\ noun
a word (as NATO, radar, or laser) formed from the initial letter or letters of each of the successive parts or major parts of a compound term; also: an abbreviation.
a word (as NATO, radar, or laser) formed from the initial letter or letters of each of the successive parts or major parts of a compound term; also: an abbreviation.
How are USA and UK not acronyms?
hbaranov
+0 -0
UK does not exist. I Live in England , now fuck along.
UK does not exist. I Live in England , now fuck along.
rowboat
+0 -0
....Soticoto?
....Soticoto?
awksedperl
+0 -0
I don't get it.
I don't get it.
fineoakstructure
+1 -0
no, soticoto would've said "fvck along"
no, soticoto would've said "fvck along"
mattylite
+0 -0
Yes. He would have. He also would have been so into that Portal reference somewhere in the past couple days. Man, I still count myself maybe the only member of the soticoto fan club. How come I can love an annoying-ass troll on the internet, but I can't bring myself to give the time of day to my own roommate's annoying-ass dog?
Yes. He would have. He also would have been so into that Portal reference somewhere in the past couple days. Man, I still count myself maybe the only member of the soticoto fan club. How come I can love an annoying-ass troll on the internet, but I can't bring myself to give the time of day to my own roommate's annoying-ass dog?
belgand
+1 -0
The technology has not yet been developed to allow trolls to specifically, directly, and purposefully shit into your shoes. It is in development, yes, but not production.
The technology has not yet been developed to allow trolls to specifically, directly, and purposefully shit into your shoes. It is in development, yes, but not production.
nice-on-water
+1 -0
Oh blah, your needs.
Oh blah, your needs.
awksedperl
+0 -0
Fair enough. I'm happy to write England. That's what I get for trying not to cause offense.
Fair enough. I'm happy to write England. That's what I get for trying not to cause offense.
brokeaccount
+0 -0
Acronyms:
NATO - "nay-tow"
RADAR - "ray-dar"
Initialisms:
USA - "you ess ay"
UK - "you kay"
Acronyms:
NATO - "nay-tow"
RADAR - "ray-dar"
Initialisms:
USA - "you ess ay"
UK - "you kay"
awksedperl
+0 -0
Well, I guess they qualify under the second definition, but not the primary one, unless there are a bunch of folks talking about "Oosah" and "the Uck".
Well, I guess they qualify under the second definition, but not the primary one, unless there are a bunch of folks talking about "Oosah" and "the Uck".
rowboat
+11 -1
God. Even just a one strip break from this arc would mean so much to me. I'm sorry. This just isn't very good.
God. Even just a one strip break from this arc would mean so much to me. I'm sorry. This just isn't very good.
gunsofray
+0 -0
yeah, reading the entire archive and ending with this just isn't as exciting as i thought it would be..
yeah, reading the entire archive and ending with this just isn't as exciting as i thought it would be..
jeffspaulding
+1 -0
The problem with story arcs is that they get a bit tortured at points and require transitional strips such as this to move the narrative along.
I'm sure our forbearance will be rewarded with some piss-yourself hilarity when Ray kicks it new old school among the old old school.
That said, I kinda prefer the one-off strips. The fact that 4 out-of 5 of the Highest Rated strips are arc-less attests that I am not alone in this opinion.
The problem with story arcs is that they get a bit tortured at points and require transitional strips such as this to move the narrative along.
I'm sure our forbearance will be rewarded with some piss-yourself hilarity when Ray kicks it new old school among the old old school.
That said, I kinda prefer the one-off strips. The fact that 4 out-of 5 of the Highest Rated strips are arc-less attests that I am not alone in this opinion.
rowboat
+2 -0
You certainly are not alone. The one-offs have always been the best thing about this comic. I can't figure out why he ever does anything else.
I would take comfort in your patient approach regarding this arc, but my faith was severely rattled by all that Polly business. That dragged on forever and there was never anything like a funny ending. It just went away. I was glad it was gone, but a real great closing strip would've maybe caused me to reevaluate the prior strips. As it was, it was just blah. The amazingly good x-mas strips to end the year did a lot to assuage that frustration, and he's done plenty of good things in the first half of this year. I'm not one of those "ONSTAD HAS JUMPED THE SHARK LOL" fucks. I know he still has it. I just can't stand the arcs lately. Too long and for too little pay off.
You certainly are not alone. The one-offs have always been the best thing about this comic. I can't figure out why he ever does anything else.
I would take comfort in your patient approach regarding this arc, but my faith was severely rattled by all that Polly business. That dragged on forever and there was never anything like a funny ending. It just went away. I was glad it was gone, but a real great closing strip would've maybe caused me to reevaluate the prior strips. As it was, it was just blah. The amazingly good x-mas strips to end the year did a lot to assuage that frustration, and he's done plenty of good things in the first half of this year. I'm not one of those "ONSTAD HAS JUMPED THE SHARK LOL" fucks. I know he still has it. I just can't stand the arcs lately. Too long and for too little pay off.
prisonerx
+0 -0
WTF dudes! your actin' like this message board is a forum to discuss the relative merits of the comic.
Let's get back to how they say naughty bits down under.
WTF dudes! your actin' like this message board is a forum to discuss the relative merits of the comic.
Let's get back to how they say naughty bits down under.
clemenza
+0 -0
I here that Mel Gibson was very big down under . . .
I here that Mel Gibson was very big down under . . .
jeffspaulding
+1 -0
You're thinking of Milton Berle.
You're thinking of Milton Berle.
retro
+0 -0
Chubbied for referencing a huge chubby.
Chubbied for referencing a huge chubby.
nice-on-water
+0 -0
Metachubby?
Metachubby?
scorpio_nadir
+0 -0
That's what she said!
That's what she said!
thegoblins
+1 -0
come all without, come all within/ you'll not see nothing like the mighty Quinn
come all without, come all within/ you'll not see nothing like the mighty Quinn
mensch
+0 -0
My favorite Dylan tune.
My favorite Dylan tune.
thegoblins
+0 -0
IT WOULD BE!
IT WOULD BE!
salvar
+0 -1
And I've only ever known the Manfred Mann version, by the way. It's so strange how many of Dylan's songs just aren't that great until someone else covers them.
And I've only ever known the Manfred Mann version, by the way. It's so strange how many of Dylan's songs just aren't that great until someone else covers them.
belgand
+0 -0
He also did wonders with Springsteen's "Blinded by the Light". Maybe Manfred Mann is just great at covers?
He also did wonders with Springsteen's "Blinded by the Light". Maybe Manfred Mann is just great at covers?
tekende
+0 -0
Yeah but the best version of "Blinded by the Light" is ELO's. On this there can be no dispute.
Yeah but the best version of "Blinded by the Light" is ELO's. On this there can be no dispute.
rowboat
+0 -0
Lamed for a reasonable opinion with which I disagree.
Lamed for a reasonable opinion with which I disagree.
scorpio_nadir
+0 -0
Well, you're all kinds of reasonable yet resigned lately, Robbie. Are you rocking a meerschaum perhaps?
That's the visual I'm getting.
Or have I just slung a horrible slang for a Clinton boner?
Well, you're all kinds of reasonable yet resigned lately, Robbie. Are you rocking a meerschaum perhaps?
That's the visual I'm getting.
Or have I just slung a horrible slang for a Clinton boner?
rowboat
+0 -0
I don't even know how to start answering this? How 'bout what?
I don't even know how to start answering this? How 'bout what?
salvar
+0 -0
Oh gawd I remember playing the EP for that when I was 7 and I had my own record player...
*cries a single tear*
Oh wait, now I have the mp3 on my iPod. Hooray for technology!
Oh gawd I remember playing the EP for that when I was 7 and I had my own record player...
*cries a single tear*
Oh wait, now I have the mp3 on my iPod. Hooray for technology!
talix18
+0 -0
Without arcs, we'd have no ocular shenanigans. Would you really want to live in that world? On the other hand, there'd be no Cartilage Head. I'm still troubled by that dude.
Without arcs, we'd have no ocular shenanigans. Would you really want to live in that world? On the other hand, there'd be no Cartilage Head. I'm still troubled by that dude.
jeffspaulding
+0 -0
Cartilage Head is the exception that proves the rule.
CH was brilliant with a terrific pay-off.
[IMGS OFF]
Cartilage Head is the exception that proves the rule.
CH was brilliant with a terrific pay-off.
[IMGS OFF]
mensch
+0 -0
The only time in the canon that Ray was truly tested (and bested).
The only time in the canon that Ray was truly tested (and bested).
scorpio_nadir
+0 -0
Word has it Mr. Smuckles was also truly de-testeed.
Word has it Mr. Smuckles was also truly de-testeed.
rowboat
+0 -0
Agreed, but that was 2005. Everything he touched turned to gold that year. He's cooled off a little since then. Obviously there has been a hell of a lot of good material in the last four years, but there is and will be only one 2005.
Agreed, but that was 2005. Everything he touched turned to gold that year. He's cooled off a little since then. Obviously there has been a hell of a lot of good material in the last four years, but there is and will be only one 2005.
belgand
+0 -0
I wonder when these will be available in the shop.
I wonder when these will be available in the shop.
nice-on-water
+1 -0
The difference between Cartilage Head and this is very apparent. Very little said, mysterious kind of air...this might have time traveling and MaGiC but there's not much subtlety.
The difference between Cartilage Head and this is very apparent. Very little said, mysterious kind of air...this might have time traveling and MaGiC but there's not much subtlety.
nice-on-water
+0 -0
I agree with this guy. I've said enough in the past about one-offs and I wasn't the first or last. I'd like a nice little Mexican magical realist ending here and then a return to the pre-wedding one-off hilarity.
I agree with this guy. I've said enough in the past about one-offs and I wasn't the first or last. I'd like a nice little Mexican magical realist ending here and then a return to the pre-wedding one-off hilarity.
lynnym
+0 -0
I actually totally agree with you. It's painful.
I actually totally agree with you. It's painful.
doppelganger
+8 -0
Rowboat or Noah- Quote:
Rowboat or Noah- Quote:
God. Even just a one strip break from this arc would mean so much to me. I'm sorry. This just isn't very good.
tetsujin
+1 -1
Weak... Just seriously, seriously weak.
Weak... Just seriously, seriously weak.
tripleg
+0 -0
"Keep talkin'..." one raised eyebrow... a surreptitious look back over his shoulder... :)
"Keep talkin'..." one raised eyebrow... a surreptitious look back over his shoulder... :)
notcool
+0 -0
Yeah, dude's got some AMAZING sex frustrations going on. "Like a fist in snow"? That...that can't be right.
Yeah, dude's got some AMAZING sex frustrations going on. "Like a fist in snow"? That...that can't be right.
gunsofray
+0 -0
are you implying that he lubricates asses with snow?
are you implying that he lubricates asses with snow?
gunsofray
+0 -0
this reminds me of my display icon thingy
this reminds me of my display icon thingy
mensch
+0 -0
Penile Landscape? its too small to be sure
Penile Landscape? its too small to be sure
jeffspaulding
+3 -0
That's what she said!
That's what she said!
hbaranov
+0 -0
He cried
He cried
srikamaraja
+1 -0
The Penile Groves of BeLicious St. Coxx are particularly luscious in the rainy season.
The Penile Groves of BeLicious St. Coxx are particularly luscious in the rainy season.
hbaranov
+1 -1
I still prefer to study the delicious agronomy of the females of Dominica, as they pluck banana's from the tees with dainty hands and full latex fetish wear in the sub-tropical temperatures, several of them too busy fellating the man from Del Monte to guarentee, he says 'Yes'
[IMGS OFF]
I still prefer to study the delicious agronomy of the females of Dominica, as they pluck banana's from the tees with dainty hands and full latex fetish wear in the sub-tropical temperatures, several of them too busy fellating the man from Del Monte to guarentee, he says 'Yes'
[IMGS OFF]
salvar
+0 -0
Dammit. Now I can see it. I thought it was just a blurred photo of streetlights or something... :(
Dammit. Now I can see it. I thought it was just a blurred photo of streetlights or something... :(
gunsofray
+0 -0
Nope, it was penises and asses all along. [/evil_laugh]
Nope, it was penises and asses all along. [/evil_laugh]
hatstand_mcq
+0 -0
Being able to fly seems like an exciting idea at first, but you would actually feel a bit self conscious. People being as they are (i.e. bastards), they would look up at you flying around and sneer, and make unpleasant comments about you to their friends motivated by jealousy and spite. Flying would only really be enjoyable if you were simultaneously invisible, as in the sadly unremembered children's television classic Aquila.
Being able to fly seems like an exciting idea at first, but you would actually feel a bit self conscious. People being as they are (i.e. bastards), they would look up at you flying around and sneer, and make unpleasant comments about you to their friends motivated by jealousy and spite. Flying would only really be enjoyable if you were simultaneously invisible, as in the sadly unremembered children's television classic Aquila.
rowboat
+0 -0
You're definitely tapping into one of my all time childhood wishes, here. That and the ability to make time stop so I could just walk up and touch girls' tits.
You're definitely tapping into one of my all time childhood wishes, here. That and the ability to make time stop so I could just walk up and touch girls' tits.
aelindil
+0 -0
Even if time were stopped...wouldn't they still notice ??
Even if time were stopped...wouldn't they still notice ??
scorpio_nadir
+0 -0
Hell yes. They notice if you even glance at their tits. Hypertitsensitivity transcends time. You know this already.
Hell yes. They notice if you even glance at their tits. Hypertitsensitivity transcends time. You know this already.
rowboat
+0 -0
No! They aren't conscious! They can't see me! Stop trying to turn my innocent boyhood sexual curiosity into some kind of morbid nightmare scenario!
I JUST WANTED TO TOUCH TITS - I WASN'T A MONSTER!
No! They aren't conscious! They can't see me! Stop trying to turn my innocent boyhood sexual curiosity into some kind of morbid nightmare scenario!
I JUST WANTED TO TOUCH TITS - I WASN'T A MONSTER!
prisonerx
+5 -0
I think that all women desire fondling. You offend them if you don't make the effort to grab a few.
Then again, all people are just automatons placed here for my use and amusement.
I think that all women desire fondling. You offend them if you don't make the effort to grab a few.
Then again, all people are just automatons placed here for my use and amusement.
tekende
+0 -0
Chubbied for extreme narcissism and mild misogyny.
Chubbied for extreme narcissism and mild misogyny.
belgand
+1 -0
The people I kill will become my slaves in the afterlife.
The people I kill will become my slaves in the afterlife.
antimatter
+0 -0
Take a seat, Mr. Zodiac.
Take a seat, Mr. Zodiac.
srikamaraja
+0 -0
Only if you stop the darkness from screaming.
Only if you stop the darkness from screaming.
talix18
+0 -0
I gotta tell you...my last boyfriend wasn't a boob guy and my breasts are one of my greatest assets. I could always tell his fondling wasn't genuine...it wasn't awesome.
I gotta tell you...my last boyfriend wasn't a boob guy and my breasts are one of my greatest assets. I could always tell his fondling wasn't genuine...it wasn't awesome.
hedonismbot
+0 -0
If he's not really putting his back into it, he isn't putting his heart into it.
If he's not really putting his back into it, he isn't putting his heart into it.
antimatter
+0 -0
What!? Chicks like fondling. I thought it was for my pleasure. Now that bitch owes me big-time.
Next you'll tell me they like it when you slap them with herring.
What!? Chicks like fondling. I thought it was for my pleasure. Now that bitch owes me big-time.
Next you'll tell me they like it when you slap them with herring.
doppelganger
+0 -0
Herring should only be used to cut down the mightiest tree in the forest.
[IMGS OFF]
Herring should only be used to cut down the mightiest tree in the forest.
[IMGS OFF]
talix18
+1 -0
Chicks like the fondling when they want it . It's dangerous behavior when they don't. Women are tricky - it's all about timing. And mind reading.
Chicks like the fondling when they want it . It's dangerous behavior when they don't. Women are tricky - it's all about timing. And mind reading.
prisonerx
+0 -1
I found a cure for Women's inscrutability:Rohypnol
I found a cure for Women's inscrutability:
mensch
+0 -0
Oh, you kids today with your ruffies. Back in my day we had to make due with Coors Light and deserted fields.
Oh, you kids today with your ruffies. Back in my day we had to make due with Coors Light and deserted fields.
prisonerx
+0 -0
Why d'ya lame me TripleG? 'Cause I made you go look up inscrutable?
Why d'ya lame me TripleG? 'Cause I made you go look up inscrutable?
woodenteeth
+1 -0
So did I: Asking them!
So did I: Asking them!
woodenteeth
+0 -0
Oh great... now it looks like I go up to ladies in the street: "Excuse me, I'm a feminist just like you, may I fondle your bosom?"... juuuuust great.
Oh great... now it looks like I go up to ladies in the street: "Excuse me, I'm a feminist just like you, may I fondle your bosom?"... juuuuust great.
thegoodwillgirl
+0 -0
That will probably work!
That will probably work!
woodenteeth
+0 -0
"Excuse me...
"Excuse me...
thegoodwillgirl
+0 -0
See? It worked. Now I'm ready for you to fondle my bosom.
See? It worked. Now I'm ready for you to fondle my bosom.
woodenteeth
+3 -0
Wow! I never thought it'd be like this! I'm totally rockin' thegoodwillgirl's bosom.
Wow! I never thought it'd be like this! I'm totally rockin' thegoodwillgirl's bosom.
belgand
+0 -0
Is she... is she wearing her smock? Do they even wear smocks at Goodwill?!?
[pedant]Technically it is more likely to be a cobbler (see also: cobbler-apron), but I'm not about to split hairs here.[/pedant]
Is she... is she wearing her smock? Do they even wear smocks at Goodwill?!?
[pedant]Technically it is more likely to be a cobbler (see also: cobbler-apron), but I'm not about to split hairs here.[/pedant]
thegoodwillgirl
+0 -0
I do wear a smock. Here is an answer to your question a number of months later. I call it an apron, if it is of any consequence.
I do wear a smock. Here is an answer to your question a number of months later. I call it an apron, if it is of any consequence.
belgand
+0 -0
I would ask about your thoughts regarding smocks and bosom fondling, but as that seems far too forward let's just all agree that there is obviously potential there for theoretical people wearing theoretical aprons (to adopt the current vernacular) to get their bosoms rocked in a way that is pleasing to all.
I would ask about your thoughts regarding smocks and bosom fondling, but as that seems far too forward let's just all agree that there is obviously potential there for theoretical people wearing theoretical aprons (to adopt the current vernacular) to get their bosoms rocked in a way that is pleasing to all.
thegoodwillgirl
+0 -0
Consider said theory agreed upon.
Consider said theory agreed upon.
belgand
+0 -0
Nature , however, seems to hold a dissenting opinion.
Belgand even tried The Proceedings of the National Academy of Mammarian Studies as his safety, but it didn't fare any better.
Nature , however, seems to hold a dissenting opinion.
Belgand even tried The Proceedings of the National Academy of Mammarian Studies as his safety, but it didn't fare any better.
retro
+0 -0
I just watched Cashback yesterday. Get out of my head Rowboat. Get out of my head!!
I just watched Cashback yesterday. Get out of my head Rowboat. Get out of my head!!
rowboat
+0 -0
What the fuck!? Sean Ellis needs to get out of my head.
What the fuck!? Sean Ellis needs to get out of my head.
srikamaraja
+0 -0
[IMGS OFF]
Heh. I could teach you how to fly in two minutes, kid.
[IMGS OFF]
Heh. I could teach you how to fly in two minutes, kid.
tetsujin
+2 -0
Ray, maker of cowboy sauce, who kicked the asses of several men and won the GOF, is held at bay by one kid with a rock.
Ray, maker of cowboy sauce, who kicked the asses of several men and won the GOF, is held at bay by one kid with a rock.
tripleg
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in his defense, though, he doesn't have beef here to reveal the kid with the rock's weaknesses or turn him berzerk
in his defense, though, he doesn't have beef here to reveal the kid with the rock's weaknesses or turn him berzerk
prisonerx
+0 -0
Who's the Guaranteed Honky-Tonk Style Blowjob now?
Who's the Guaranteed Honky-Tonk Style Blowjob now?
tripleg
+0 -0
um... umm... Johann Wolfgang von Goethe?
um... umm... Johann Wolfgang von Goethe?
doppelganger
+0 -0
I am really curious as to the thought process between Honky-Tonk Style Blowjob and Goethe ?
I am really curious as to the thought process between Honky-Tonk Style Blowjob and Goethe ?
tinhand
+1 -0
Maybe Ray would just prefer to use a peaceful solution, such as lying about granting wishes, to get around the problem.
Maybe Ray would just prefer to use a peaceful solution, such as lying about granting wishes, to get around the problem.
plummet
+0 -0
Seriously, this.
Ray isn't DUKE NUKEM. He's not going to respond to every threat to his person with "I'M GOING TO RIP OFF YOUR HEAD AND SHIT DOWN YOUR NECK."
And if you think he should, then you're probably reading the wrong comic.
Seriously, this.
Ray isn't DUKE NUKEM. He's not going to respond to every threat to his person with "I'M GOING TO RIP OFF YOUR HEAD AND SHIT DOWN YOUR NECK."
And if you think he should, then you're probably reading the wrong comic.
gazdatronik
+1 -0
Could you even get an orange in wales in the 1600's?
Could you even get an orange in wales in the 1600's?
srikamaraja
+5 -0
Those wishing for the delicate taste of forbidden citrus would oft choke whilst trying to satisfy their craving with a "poor man's Orange" of vinegar 'pon a halved beet.
Those wishing for the delicate taste of forbidden citrus would oft choke whilst trying to satisfy their craving with a "poor man's Orange" of vinegar 'pon a halved beet.
hatstand_mcq
+0 -0
Nell Gwyn sold oranges in London theatres before she became the mistress of Charles II. That is as much as I know about oranges in the 1600s. I offer it freely to you.
Nell Gwyn sold oranges in London theatres before she became the mistress of Charles II. That is as much as I know about oranges in the 1600s. I offer it freely to you.
sje46
+0 -0
I can't speak for Wales, but I'm moderately sure that in Spain, they thought that oranges were poisoness.
Or was that tomatoes.
I don't know. . .
Google it, you lazy bum.
I can't speak for Wales, but I'm moderately sure that in Spain, they thought that oranges were poisoness.
Or was that tomatoes.
I don't know. . .
Google it, you lazy bum.
thegoblins
+0 -0
Tomatoes, I'm pretty sure. Tomatoes were considered poisoner.
Tomatoes, I'm pretty sure. Tomatoes were considered poisoner.
salvar
+0 -0
I thought it was apples.
I thought it was apples.
belgand
+0 -0
Perhaps this is because tomatoes were once known as the "love apple"?
But the idea that they are poisonous is fairly reasonable as they are from the same family as nightshade and the leaves and stems do contain poisonous compounds.
From taste alone they also have that acrid, alkaline flavor that tends to imply to our bodies that something is poisonous and should not be eaten.
Perhaps this is because tomatoes were once known as the "love apple"?
But the idea that they are poisonous is fairly reasonable as they are from the same family as nightshade and the leaves and stems do contain poisonous compounds.
From taste alone they also have that acrid, alkaline flavor that tends to imply to our bodies that something is poisonous and should not be eaten.
woodenteeth
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It's actually because their leaves and stems are highly poisonous, they're related to the same family of plants as the deadly nightshade. The tomato itself apparently has some of the chemical that is poisonous but not in nearly enough quantities to be of harm, although it is the reason it has it's distinctive flavour. Blah blah blah the more you know blah blah.
It's actually because their leaves and stems are highly poisonous, they're related to the same family of plants as the deadly nightshade. The tomato itself apparently has some of the chemical that is poisonous but not in nearly enough quantities to be of harm, although it is the reason it has it's distinctive flavour. Blah blah blah the more you know blah blah.
belgand
+1 -0
What did you say that I had not already said?
What did you say that I had not already said?
rowboat
+0 -0
He said it in a funny accent.
He said it in a funny accent.
woodenteeth
+0 -0
Holy shit. Can someone lame me, please. Apologies. Much much too much caffeine that day. I don't even remember reading your comment. Wow. Hah.
Wow.
Holy shit. Can someone lame me, please. Apologies. Much much too much caffeine that day. I don't even remember reading your comment. Wow. Hah.
Wow.
belgand
+0 -0
Heh... great mind think alike. Except yours, fuck you man. You are now required to live in Halls Creek. If you already do, then you are required to find someplace even more godawful and move there. Possibly Wales.
Heh... great mind think alike. Except yours, fuck you man. You are now required to live in Halls Creek. If you already do, then you are required to find someplace even more godawful and move there. Possibly Wales.
woodenteeth
+0 -0
*woodenteeth makes a new life in Siberia*
*woodenteeth makes a new life in Siberia*
belgand
+0 -0
I said worse, not better.
I said worse, not better.
woodenteeth
+0 -0
Look belgand, this is the last time, I am NOT living in your wardrobe.
Look belgand, this is the last time, I am NOT living in your wardrobe.
skoora
+0 -0
Damn, Lloyd is a FREAK.
Damn, Lloyd is a FREAK.
neonfreon
+1 -0
man i keep thinking achewood is awesome when i start these strips, then i get to the bottom and it's like onstad just gave up and put some bullshit in to make his own deadline. who honestly cares about the god damned baize bullshit when flying is on the line.
man i keep thinking achewood is awesome when i start these strips, then i get to the bottom and it's like onstad just gave up and put some bullshit in to make his own deadline. who honestly cares about the god damned baize bullshit when flying is on the line.
i_love_kate
+0 -0
Lloyd seriously needs to leave the allegories alone. He's hurting us all.
Lloyd seriously needs to leave the allegories alone. He's hurting us all.
carlyle
+2 -0
It's bizarre when you hit the curr button when you were aiming for Next, and you go from Beef floating introspectively down a creek in '02 to Ray with a... an article of clothing on granting wishes to some kid in '09.
It's bizarre when you hit the curr button when you were aiming for Next, and you go from Beef floating introspectively down a creek in '02 to Ray with a... an article of clothing on granting wishes to some kid in '09.
ethelthefrog
+0 -0
an article of clothing is exactly what that is.
an article of clothing is exactly what that is.
wozzeck
+0 -0
Has anyone else noticed that the Nagel-nymph has had her eyes closed since Ray removed the tag?
Has anyone else noticed that the Nagel-nymph has had her eyes closed since Ray removed the tag?
hbaranov
+0 -0
Yes. It has been noted.
Yes. It has been noted.
i_love_kate
+0 -0
S... several times.
S... several times.
gladi8orrex
+0 -0
i HATE smiles. being happy makes me SOOO MAAAAD
i HATE smiles. being happy makes me SOOO MAAAAD
aperson
+0 -0
Well, it's closer than 'allegories' at least (glowers at I_Love_Kate).
Well, it's closer than 'allegories' at least (glowers at I_Love_Kate).
mensch
+0 -0
Did you read that as similes ?
I did not.
Did you read that as similes ?
I did not.
aperson
+0 -0
That's the joy of glad - you can deliberately misinterpret him.
That's the joy of glad - you can deliberately misinterpret him.
aperson
+0 -0
Although he will atomize you, so please be careful.
Although he will atomize you, so please be careful.
i_love_kate
+0 -0
I was using "allegories" as a blanket term for metaphors and similes. Was I wrong?
To Urbandictionary!
I was using "allegories" as a blanket term for metaphors and similes. Was I wrong?
To Urbandictionary!
doppelganger
+1 -0
What the FUCK is going on here?
[IMGS OFF]
What the FUCK is going on here?
[IMGS OFF]
mensch
+0 -0
I like my new look
I like my new look
doppelganger
+1 -0
And I don't fuckin' picnic on Shabbos!
And I don't fuckin' picnic on Shabbos!
plummet
+1 -0
YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT, TEODOR
YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT, TEODOR
aperson
+0 -0
thegoblins
+0 -0
Oh my goodness, it starts to make sense.
Oh my goodness, it starts to make sense.
belgand
+0 -0
Chubbies all around!
At least, until I ran out.
Chubbies all around!
At least, until I ran out.
wolfensti
+0 -0
I want to know what kind of book you would recommend
Bought 1984 and both Don Quixotte yesterday, wanted to hear what you may suggest.
I want to know what kind of book you would recommend
Bought 1984 and both Don Quixotte yesterday, wanted to hear what you may suggest.
antimatter
+1 -0
I recommend Don Quizotte.
I read 1984 and find that it was a very poor memoir. Honestly, a third of the stuff described didn't really happen.
I recommend Don Quizotte.
I read 1984 and find that it was a very poor memoir. Honestly, a third of the stuff described didn't really happen.
prisonerx
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Also, its a rip-off of Gilliam's Brazil .
Also, its a rip-off of Gilliam's Brazil .
doppelganger
+0 -0
Why read about a totalitarian dystopia, when I can just open my eyes.
Why read about a totalitarian dystopia, when I can just open my eyes.
neonfreon
+0 -0
OMG UR A SLAVE 2 THE MAN
OMG UR A SLAVE 2 THE MAN
brokeaccount
+1 -0
[IMGS OFF]
[IMGS OFF]
octafish
+1 -0
I cam here to kick ass and chew bubble bum...
... and I'm all out of gum.
I cam here to kick ass and chew bubble bum...
... and I'm all out of gum.
octafish
+0 -0
^e
^e
thegoodwillgirl
+0 -0
That's good. Fix the "cam" without an e, but let's keep that "bubble bum" typo right on in there.
That's good. Fix the "cam" without an e, but let's keep that "bubble bum" typo right on in there.
stereo
+0 -0
I came here to lick ass...
I came here to lick ass...
octafish
+0 -0
Somehow I didn't see bubble bum? Woodenteeth do you have any appointments available?
Somehow I didn't see bubble bum? Woodenteeth do you have any appointments available?
belgand
+1 -0
On the matter of Callipygian women he shall let no man besmirch his good name and put forward the notion that he would falsely embellish statements that he does not fully subscribe to.
On the matter of Callipygian women he shall let no man besmirch his good name and put forward the notion that he would falsely embellish statements that he does not fully subscribe to.
scorpio_nadir
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You're rocking some good verse there, brain-in-a-jar. Easily lends itself to Gilbert-&-Sullivanizing.
You're rocking some good verse there, brain-in-a-jar. Easily lends itself to Gilbert-&-Sullivanizing.
mattylite
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Chubbied for one of my favorite words (signifier, signified, AND referant). Can you guess which one?
Chubbied for one of my favorite words (signifier, signified, AND referant). Can you guess which one?
belgand
+0 -0
[IMGS OFF]
?
Somehow I suspect this is incorrect.
[IMGS OFF]
?
Somehow I suspect this is incorrect.
mattylite
+0 -0
You must post in this thread if you gently rolled your cursor over the statue's shapely posterior
You must post in this thread if you gently rolled your cursor over the statue's shapely posterior
belgand
+0 -0
I don't know if it's the picture, the statue, personal preference, or just not being an ass man, but I am not getting anything from that. I expect more from the ass of a goddess.
Maybe some of it can be blamed on mass media. In the past how many seriously hot women did you ever see? I mean, there are still plenty of them out there, but you're kind of limited to those you might happen to run across and who generally live near to you. Even if there was art it was still informed by those same women and those lucky enough to see art of attractive people. Before mass media I suspect that our standards were probably lower just due to lack of exposure and less competition.
I don't know if it's the picture, the statue, personal preference, or just not being an ass man, but I am not getting anything from that. I expect more from the ass of a goddess.
Maybe some of it can be blamed on mass media. In the past how many seriously hot women did you ever see? I mean, there are still plenty of them out there, but you're kind of limited to those you might happen to run across and who generally live near to you. Even if there was art it was still informed by those same women and those lucky enough to see art of attractive people. Before mass media I suspect that our standards were probably lower just due to lack of exposure and less competition.
mattylite
+0 -0
Hey, you can't spell "mass media" without "ass media," am I right?
But I agree totally. I have often argued that people never knew what hotness was until really pretty recently, the 40s or so maybe.
Hey, you can't spell "mass media" without "ass media," am I right?
But I agree totally. I have often argued that people never knew what hotness was until really pretty recently, the 40s or so maybe.
belgand
+0 -0
Quite true. In many ways being king wasn't even that great. You were still making your night soil in a cold stone privy at best and your main hotness attained her status because her breasts were roughly the same size and she was not ravaged by pox.
This further calls to mind that at one time sex was easier to procure than pornography by a significant margin. For many people the closest to pornography they would ever encounter would be a bawdy story down at the ale house.
Quite true. In many ways being king wasn't even that great. You were still making your night soil in a cold stone privy at best and your main hotness attained her status because her breasts were roughly the same size and she was not ravaged by pox.
This further calls to mind that at one time sex was easier to procure than pornography by a significant margin. For many people the closest to pornography they would ever encounter would be a bawdy story down at the ale house.
hbaranov
+1 -0
Go read Quixote. You may as well charge windmills than remind yourself of the dire misery you subsist in.
Go read Quixote. You may as well charge windmills than remind yourself of the dire misery you subsist in.
philophobe
+0 -0
IN WHICH YOU SUBSIST: BURN.
IN WHICH YOU SUBSIST: BURN.
gladi8orrex
+2 -0
read aesop's timeless classics. the wisdom and knowledge and lessons contained within are still as pointed and true now as they were then. a must have for any fan of books.
good night friends,firstly i read some messages here and i wanna thank you scoot for your sincerity...
i wanna ask some questions to you,i hope you answer me
1- can i build my body like u in my home ? because i do kickboxing and it s so expensive sport.i m a student and so i mustn t go to gym
2- this is the most important question i want to do an action like u.when you lie down,you lift your legs and you sit up suddenly(sorry,my english not very well,i hope you understand).in my counrty,there not more people who do it and i try to do this action myself.
3-last question.do you suggest some foods to me ? for example before training,after training...?i m go to university for electrical engineerring and some times i can be tired.
thank you so much scott,i will continue to watch you
take care**8888**
read aesop's timeless classics. the wisdom and knowledge and lessons contained within are still as pointed and true now as they were then. a must have for any fan of books.
good night friends,firstly i read some messages here and i wanna thank you scoot for your sincerity...
i wanna ask some questions to you,i hope you answer me
1- can i build my body like u in my home ? because i do kickboxing and it s so expensive sport.i m a student and so i mustn t go to gym
2- this is the most important question i want to do an action like u.when you lie down,you lift your legs and you sit up suddenly(sorry,my english not very well,i hope you understand).in my counrty,there not more people who do it and i try to do this action myself.
3-last question.do you suggest some foods to me ? for example before training,after training...?i m go to university for electrical engineerring and some times i can be tired.
thank you so much scott,i will continue to watch you
take care**8888**
stereo
+0 -0
When considering question 2, you have to be considerate of whether the subject is a man or a woman. The body's centre of gravity is different, and what may be an easy and effective motion for one may look foolish or fail for the other.
When considering question 2, you have to be considerate of whether the subject is a man or a woman. The body's centre of gravity is different, and what may be an easy and effective motion for one may look foolish or fail for the other.
cdumas
+0 -0
Count of Monte Cristo. Stands up very well. Also anything in the Three Musketeers cycle.
Count of Monte Cristo. Stands up very well. Also anything in the Three Musketeers cycle.
pie4me6
+0 -0
Why not just wish for an orange?
Why not just wish for an orange?
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Man why you even got to do a thing.
Never trust a wet dog with piss on his face.
Give my umbrella to the rain dogs
For I am a rain dog too.
yeaaaaaa TOM
chubz for the avatar
Never piss on a wet dog's face. Trust.
Is something missing, or are you Dan Rather? Courage
The very lamest.
It could be lamer. There could be a thousands-of-pixels-tall invisible GIF.
Hey, I said I was sorry!
You are forgiven. Go and sin no more.
Oh wait! Do 6 Hail Marys, 4 Our Fathers and 1 Handjob.
Oh! Prisonerx is in for statutory! That's clears some things up.
Actually isn't age of consent 16? Hmmm... this is a blurry one. Someone call in Google.
State-by-state. I live in CT. IT'S OKAY FOR ME.
NY: 17
Worse yet, the five-year statute of limitations doesn't start to run until they are 18. So if you diddle a 15-y.o., you have to wait 8 years before you can brag about it.
I have a great story to tell you in 2 years, 4 months and 16 days.
Indeed, we should then share a pint in 3 years, 1 month, and two weeks.
[/acknowledgement of degenerate status]
i think its a problem for the other person, as you are 1 year old.
jeffspaulding was never born. he is without beginning or end, and he has become Time, the destroyer of worlds.
Or Groucho Marx.
I am one Saturn-year (approx 29). If you think I'm older (84), you must be thinking of Uranus.
jeffspaulding is one dude.
I promise you this now jeffspaulding. I will never stop thinking about Uranus.
18 in Missouri. I forgot that Missouri was not the world.
16. yay for Quebec.
Go across the border because it's only a fairly sensible 16 in Kansas. California, however, is fucked right in the head with 18. I mean, what the fuck man? I thought you were cool!
On point?
Quote:
Embassy officials did not have any details on how the actor, who has more recently had roles in Quentin Tarantino's Kill Bill films, died.
Now why would he be in Bangkok?
Quote:
Seems normal to me.
Talk about having a wardrobe to die for.
That's the PC version, the other end of the rope was on his testicles.
Boy, when they say the one night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble, they are not kidding .
and a humble man hard .
I told my girlfriend that he was trussed up like a turkey. She told her dad that he was dressed up like a turkey...
...purple monkey dishwasher!
Crazy Quote:
tourettes?
turrets?
[IMGS OFF]
two rhett's?
[IMGS OFF][img]https://www.murphsplace.com/lombard/images/rhett.jpg[/img/
fail
Toilette?
[IMGS OFF]
Baguette!
To let?
[IMGS OFF]
Who wet?
[IMGS OFF]
Who etes? (sorry French, but I think Assetbar would mangle your accents)
[IMGS OFF]
I'm not amused :(
Did Connie write that one?
naw Kornfeld, you ain't never played telephone (aka telegraph)? Whisper a phrase in a friend's ear and they whisper what they heard in anothers' ear and so on down the line. By the time you get to the last kid, the original phrase has been horribly and hilariously mangled.
Now I want to see someone photoshop David Carradine's face in a Foghorn Leghorn outfit. That would basically be awesome.
maybe he was filming a movie? Oh wait, that is what he was doing.
Wait, wait... I thought the "Our Father" was just a euphemism for a handjob.
i went on and clicked "all" .. man that fucked my computer, but it was quite amusing.
Ray won the Great Outdoor Fight. He tore a man's jaw off and punched cowboys to pulp. Why doesn't he grab the rock from that boy's hand like a 5th grader taking money from a 2nd grader?
Ray's personal approach favours negotiation and talking as opposed to violence. That's Sondra's genetic material for you