dpauldin
+15 -1
one of the all timers.
one of the all timers.
resident
+0 -0
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sredni
+0 -0
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rowboat
+6 -0
Best stand-alone strip.
Best stand-alone strip.
ringwoodcomics
+1 -1
Oui.
Oui.
rowboat
+0 -0
Two years later and I still think this.
Two years later and I still think this.
woodenteeth
+2 -0
For a sturdy longitudinal study of your comic tastes please submit an additional response in approximately 1.5 years.
For a sturdy longitudinal study of your comic tastes please submit an additional response in approximately 1.5 years.
mrsmuckles
+0 -0
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saint
+0 -0
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gkiyo
+17 -2
Dang, man, what kind of educational system do you come from where literacy is middle school material?
Dang, man, what kind of educational system do you come from where literacy is middle school material?
saint
+0 -0
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gkiyo
+0 -0
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saint
+0 -0
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rowboat
+7 -2
The guy one year removed from high school got routed by the guy still in high school.
The guy one year removed from high school got routed by the guy still in high school.
saint
+0 -0
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greenkoolayd
+8 -0
stop crying like a pussy.
stop crying like a pussy.
vulpes-aurum
+11 -0
A-BLOO-BLOO! BLOO BLOO-BLOO!
A-BLOO-BLOO! BLOO BLOO-BLOO!
edthehead
+0 -0
Dancing Goth Ray makes this comment.
Dancing Goth Ray makes this comment.
saint
+0 -0
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slalvation
+0 -0
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saint
+0 -0
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slalvation
+26 -1
Oh sorry I forgot that you aren't supposed to reply to things in an open forum unless they were directed at you.
It means don't take yourself so seriously, is all.
Oh sorry I forgot that you aren't supposed to reply to things in an open forum unless they were directed at you.
It means don't take yourself so seriously, is all.
c_dizzle
+5 -2
Gonna have to agree with salvation:
Achewood comment thread %u2260 pretentious ego-flexing soap-box.
You're wasting space.
Gonna have to agree with salvation:
Achewood comment thread %u2260 pretentious ego-flexing soap-box.
You're wasting space.
c_dizzle
+4 -2
(foot-in-mouth)
Somebody lame me for failing to assume that the 'does not equal' sign would not show up properly in above comment.
(foot-in-mouth)
Somebody lame me for failing to assume that the 'does not equal' sign would not show up properly in above comment.
slalvation
+2 -1
Assuming that you were trying to use the actual sign and not just doing what I'm about to do, " =/= " is a popular alternative.
Assuming that you were trying to use the actual sign and not just doing what I'm about to do, " =/= " is a popular alternative.
soticoto
+19 -1
[IMGS OFF]
Don't worry Saint: Your mother still loves you, unless she is dead.
[IMGS OFF]
Don't worry Saint: Your mother still loves you, unless she is dead.
saint
+0 -0
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soticoto
+0 -0
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songbirdspectre
+0 -0
i was amazed by your level of bastardness.
i was amazed by your level of bastardness.
soticoto
+0 -0
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rowboat
+6 -0
Yeah. You're a fucking bastard. And not even a real one. Just a fake-ass internet one. Saint, whatever differences we've had in the past, and however lame I truly do find your comments, I want you to know that I do not endorse anything said by this man-child.
Yeah. You're a fucking bastard. And not even a real one. Just a fake-ass internet one. Saint, whatever differences we've had in the past, and however lame I truly do find your comments, I want you to know that I do not endorse anything said by this man-child.
soticoto
+0 -0
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slalvation
+4 -1
Oh my fucking god. End this stupid argument now. I keep thinking I've got something interesting in my inbox and it's just you people still screaming ineffectually at each other back here.
Oh my fucking god. End this stupid argument now. I keep thinking I've got something interesting in my inbox and it's just you people still screaming ineffectually at each other back here.
rowboat
+0 -0
While I do sympathize, it appears as though you, yourself, entered into this drama. Be more careful. Anyway, this should be the end of it, as I totally just ruined soticoto's life up there.
While I do sympathize, it appears as though you, yourself, entered into this drama. Be more careful. Anyway, this should be the end of it, as I totally just ruined soticoto's life up there.
slalvation
+0 -0
But that was a long time ago, and this Soticoto fellow got involved long after the fact. I'd already washed my hands of it when he decided to add his two cents.
But that was a long time ago, and this Soticoto fellow got involved long after the fact. I'd already washed my hands of it when he decided to add his two cents.
soticoto
+0 -0
The real irony is that two years later, I came back and chubbied all of Saint's posts... once again proving that I don't have to dislike something to spontaneously attack it.
The real irony is that two years later, I came back and chubbied all of Saint's posts... once again proving that I don't have to dislike something to spontaneously attack it.
rowboat
+0 -2
I know you are, but what am I?
I know you are, but what am I?
rowboat
+0 -2
Oh no. My stupid response to soticoto looks like a stupid response to you, now. Anyway, I won't add to this anymore. Apologies.
Oh no. My stupid response to soticoto looks like a stupid response to you, now. Anyway, I won't add to this anymore. Apologies.
saint
+0 -1
Yay.
Yay.
freerhi
+0 -0
cock piss partridge
cock piss partridge
gunsofray
+0 -0
you're cool.
or not.
you're cool.
or not.
mrsmuckles
+0 -0
*cough*hypocrite!*cough*
*cough*hypocrite!*cough*
mrsmuckles
+5 -0
Wait, that's not BBCode... Aww man, I really suck.
Wait, that's not BBCode... Aww man, I really suck.
i_love_kate
+15 -0
This is one of the most depressing sections of AssetBar history.
This is one of the most depressing sections of AssetBar history.
waddlerz
+0 -0
touche
touche
dusty
+0 -0
yes for a time, i was very worried that the discussion page here was turning into a regular forum. It wasn't anywhere near as bad as say, youtube commentors, but though i hate to say it, it was getting nearly as bad as a college message board.
yes for a time, i was very worried that the discussion page here was turning into a regular forum. It wasn't anywhere near as bad as say, youtube commentors, but though i hate to say it, it was getting nearly as bad as a college message board.
farqussus
+5 -2
stfu fag
stfu fag
lolsworth
+0 -0
Jesus Christ there are not enough lames on this Earth for you
Jesus Christ there are not enough lames on this Earth for you
johnnyrocker
+1 -0
How would someone make it to middle school without learning to read? Seems to me that passing the 6th grade would require some basic literacy.
How would someone make it to middle school without learning to read? Seems to me that passing the 6th grade would require some basic literacy.
saint
+0 -0
YOU WOULD THINK
YOU WOULD THINK
chrisb
+11 -1
Disappointment is the only truly shared human emotion
Disappointment is the only truly shared human emotion
laserblade
+0 -0
Or, as the case may be, stuffed otter emotion.
Or, as the case may be, stuffed otter emotion.
internnumber1
+93 -1
God, Teodor just does not get Phillipe sometimes. That pancake is like if Mickey showed up on 'CSI'; left in a gutter after he tried to pull a double cross in a crack deal and took a lead pipe to the face for it.
God, Teodor just does not get Phillipe sometimes. That pancake is like if Mickey showed up on 'CSI'; left in a gutter after he tried to pull a double cross in a crack deal and took a lead pipe to the face for it.
juancarlos
+75 -2
It looks like good ol' Mickey after rabid dogs ate his face off. All hella eating through straw, all having to wear a huge costume Mickey head to avoid scaring Pluto. Donald not returning his calls.
It looks like good ol' Mickey after rabid dogs ate his face off. All hella eating through straw, all having to wear a huge costume Mickey head to avoid scaring Pluto. Donald not returning his calls.
mattylite
+6 -0
Thank you internnumber1 and juancarlos! After scrolling through one of those message board catfights that for some reason are hard not to read every uncomfortable word of, you rewarded me with two hilarious comments in a row! . Is so funny. Is so good.
Thank you internnumber1 and juancarlos! After scrolling through one of those message board catfights that for some reason are hard not to read every uncomfortable word of, you rewarded me with two hilarious comments in a row! . Is so funny. Is so good.
sp1derbaby
+0 -0
I wasn't expecting to laugh so soon after the series of rants above and was unwisely sipping my coffee. CRT monitors sure were easier to clean.
I wasn't expecting to laugh so soon after the series of rants above and was unwisely sipping my coffee. CRT monitors sure were easier to clean.
aelindil
+1 -0
That never happens on Antiques Roadshow!
That never happens on Antiques Roadshow!
thommy_h
+8 -1
Something very similar happened to me when my girlfriend made me a cake for my birthday. Her vague warnings didn't prepare me for what was eventually produced.
Something very similar happened to me when my girlfriend made me a cake for my birthday. Her vague warnings didn't prepare me for what was eventually produced.
combustache
+1 -0
Did she try to make you a mickey mouse cake?
Did she try to make you a mickey mouse cake?
tekende
+0 -0
what...what was it
what...what was it
smilebuddha
+5 -0
Did she sit on it? 'Cause that would have been _hot_.
Did she sit on it? 'Cause that would have been _hot_.
untilyouaresonude
+8 -0
Teodor is pretty good at letting Phillipe down.
Teodor is pretty good at letting Phillipe down.
untilyouaresonude
+7 -0
Also, the second imagined mickey pancake looks a bit like Jack Lemmon
Also, the second imagined mickey pancake looks a bit like Jack Lemmon
laserblade
+2 -0
Nobody's perfect.
Nobody's perfect.
jamers
+8 -0
Remember the pocket pen? Small!
Remember the pocket pen? Small!
rotating-dog
+9 -0
Looks small! IS SMALL!!
Looks small! IS SMALL!!
juancarlos
+8 -0
I find that's what most 20-somethings do best, they're poison to a child's innocence.
I find that's what most 20-somethings do best, they're poison to a child's innocence.
aliiis
+0 -0
If only he had not told him it was going to be a Mickey Mouse pancake, and just made a normal pancake, it would have been o.k.
It would have been o.k.
If only he had not told him it was going to be a Mickey Mouse pancake, and just made a normal pancake, it would have been o.k.
It would have been o.k.
nurdbot
+1 -1
Oh man, I love watching Phillipes hopes crumble in the panel before the last. Does that make me as bad as Liebot?
Oh man, I love watching Phillipes hopes crumble in the panel before the last. Does that make me as bad as Liebot?
stuntman
+0 -0
tis phillipe's ghost jumping out of his body.
tis phillipe's ghost jumping out of his body.
scorpio_nadir
+0 -0
Liebot doesn't love it. He just does it because of his programming. So you're worse.
Well, maybe he is programmed to love it too. dunno.
Liebot doesn't love it. He just does it because of his programming. So you're worse.
Well, maybe he is programmed to love it too. dunno.
epicurus
+0 -1
Exremely awesome and very true.
Exremely awesome and very true.
1000hz
+0 -0
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1000hz
+0 -0
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crinklebat
+5 -0
This strip breaks my heart. Whenever I start idealizing childhood I read it and remember why it sucked. At least now imperfection doesn't shock and horrify me.
This strip breaks my heart. Whenever I start idealizing childhood I read it and remember why it sucked. At least now imperfection doesn't shock and horrify me.
boswelljn
+1 -1
Phillippe's imagination is my favorite.
Phillippe's imagination is my favorite.
djwhiterabbit
+4 -1
phillipe lied to téodor.
phillipe lied to téodor.
morganization
+0 -1
teodor's shorts and shoes change when hes standing on that bench
teodor's shorts and shoes change when hes standing on that bench
zem
+1 -0
that's his cookin' getup
that's his cookin' getup
paco
+0 -0
panel 6!!
panel 6!!
darkwaffle
+0 -0
Teodor, how could you. How could you.
Teodor, how could you. How could you.
wittyname
+0 -0
This is the saddest thing.
This is the saddest thing.
julia
+0 -0
The horror-movie pancake would make me cry, too
The horror-movie pancake would make me cry, too
sabacc
+0 -0
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mcwee
+2 -0
Oh Christ, do I love Phillippe and this strip. People are now staring at me for laughing alone in the cafe with a laptop. I'm that guy.
Oh Christ, do I love Phillippe and this strip. People are now staring at me for laughing alone in the cafe with a laptop. I'm that guy.
twohundredninety
+1 -0
Damn, I'm that guy, too! Hi, me!
Damn, I'm that guy, too! Hi, me!
hyetal
+0 -1
I yearn to be that guy.
I yearn to be that guy.
slalvation
+2 -0
I've also been the one sitting alone in a cafe with just my iPod (which I'm pretty sure no one could see), laughing hysterically. It's less fun.
I've also been the one sitting alone in a cafe with just my iPod (which I'm pretty sure no one could see), laughing hysterically. It's less fun.
slalvation
+0 -0
The first part of that comment vanished mysteriously.
The first part of that comment vanished mysteriously.
hendetta
+0 -0
I never understood the second-best pancake having a French accent.
I never understood the second-best pancake having a French accent.
excusemesenator
+0 -0
In case you haven't noticed, Phillipe has a slightly strange imagination.
In case you haven't noticed, Phillipe has a slightly strange imagination.
lechatbotte
+0 -0
So, are you a member of the sub-genius, or just a fan of Bob?
So, are you a member of the sub-genius, or just a fan of Bob?
trollcollins
+0 -0
I guess, in Phillipe's mind, the French are necessarily ugly and slightly deformed, else why would they speak that way?
Out of the cerebellum of babes . . .
I guess, in Phillipe's mind, the French are necessarily ugly and slightly deformed, else why would they speak that way?
Out of the cerebellum of babes . . .
cousinted
+1 -0
Well, there's another story for the therapist.
Well, there's another story for the therapist.
monsterboy
+0 -1
Truelly one of the best one dayers!!
Truelly one of the best one dayers!!
steerpike66
+0 -0
Philippe's eyes. His EYES! Oh God.
I wonder what such a hideous pancake would say in Philippe's nightmares?
Answers here please.
Philippe's eyes. His EYES! Oh God.
I wonder what such a hideous pancake would say in Philippe's nightmares?
Answers here please.
lereya
+2 -1
"Philippe... master.... the machine is ready, master..." @_o
"Philippe... master.... the machine is ready, master..." @_o
jyuu
+2 -0
nnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
nnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
darqhermit
+27 -0
you...can...still...love...me...
you...can...still...love...me...
tbtabby
+2 -0
I know where you got that line from.
I know where you got that line from.
darqhermit
+0 -0
Anyone who knows where that line comes from deserves hella chubbies in my book.
Also, I win. Yay.
Anyone who knows where that line comes from deserves hella chubbies in my book.
Also, I win. Yay.
paperboy_2000
+4 -0
What?... what is it?... oh no ... Bring me a mirror!
What?... what is it?... oh no ... Bring me a mirror!
charchar
+1 -0
whatever you do, don't move
whatever you do, don't move
echidnaboy
+2 -0
K... kill... meeee......
K... kill... meeee......
mr_lostman28
+9 -0
Philippe... I am a prostitute.
Philippe... I am a prostitute.
wittyname
+0 -0
Braaaaaaains.
Braaaaaaains.
tekende
+0 -0
I...am NOT AN ANIMAL!
I...am NOT AN ANIMAL!
steerpike66
+2 -0
I just noticed the peremptory KLANK with which Theodor dumps this monstrosity in front of Philippe. Perfect.
I just noticed the peremptory KLANK with which Theodor dumps this monstrosity in front of Philippe. Perfect.
aliiis
+2 -0
it is the KLANK of shattered dreams
it is the KLANK of shattered dreams
molesticide
+1 -0
penultimate panel is brilliantly silent
penultimate panel is brilliantly silent
excusemesenator
+0 -0
One of the best EVER.
One of the best EVER.
evolume
+1 -0
this is also my all-time favorite achewood strip.
this is also my all-time favorite achewood strip.
afronaut
+8 -1
So Phillipe thinks that anything that doesn't turn out exactly right is automatically french?
So Phillipe thinks that anything that doesn't turn out exactly right is automatically french?
professoryes
+0 -0
I saw the horrid monstrosity, Philippe's face, and my eyes bulged. My mouth's corners slipped to the bottom of my chin. Then I gave it a five.
I saw the horrid monstrosity, Philippe's face, and my eyes bulged. My mouth's corners slipped to the bottom of my chin. Then I gave it a five.
boheeka
+3 -0
i'm reminded of my father's desperate attempts to draw donkey kong with toaster struedel icing.
i'm reminded of my father's desperate attempts to draw donkey kong with toaster struedel icing.
tekende
+2 -0
I know exactly what that means, and yet it sounds so dirty.
I know exactly what that means, and yet it sounds so dirty.
dasilodavi
+0 -0
The child has such high expectations.
The child has such high expectations.
endoftheworld
+3 -0
I thought of this strip at the Safeway last night when I saw, in the freezer section, a box of frozen hamburger patties shaped like Mickey's head. What the hell did cows ever do to us?
I thought of this strip at the Safeway last night when I saw, in the freezer section, a box of frozen hamburger patties shaped like Mickey's head. What the hell did cows ever do to us?
newwavepony
+16 -0
The best part of Mickey burgers is that on the box, Mickey is grilling them. He is shaping meat into the shape of his own head and then cooking it.
The best part of Mickey burgers is that on the box, Mickey is grilling them. He is shaping meat into the shape of his own head and then cooking it.
lechatbotte
+0 -1
But did he find the secret cow level?
But did he find the secret cow level?
zapatos
+0 -0
Oh please, those burgers aren't made from cows.
Oh please, those burgers aren't made from cows.
belgand
+1 -0
Esta carne es de rata!
Esta carne es de rata!
pa_ass_nts
+0 -0
Beastie Boys? In my alt-text?
Beastie Boys? In my alt-text?
rowboat
+0 -1
Is it? I just thought it like a nursery rhyme. I guess that could be said of a lot of hip hop.
Is it? I just thought it like a nursery rhyme. I guess that could be said of a lot of hip hop.
saru
+3 -0
It's more likely than you think.
It's more likely than you think.
fjak
+0 -0
in phillipe's dreams, in a perfect world, the fork is right next to the plate so that one could immediately dig in to that delicious god damn mickey mouse pancake.
in a perfect world...
in phillipe's dreams, in a perfect world, the fork is right next to the plate so that one could immediately dig in to that delicious god damn mickey mouse pancake.
in a perfect world...
stuntman
+0 -0
also perfect pancakes do not require a napkin, as they are not messy.
also perfect pancakes do not require a napkin, as they are not messy.
paperboy_2000
+2 -0
Note that the horror-show Mickey-cake has a notch taken out of its left ear, just like Todd. Teodor should have smeared the nose with powdered sugar to further the resemblance.
Note that the horror-show Mickey-cake has a notch taken out of its left ear, just like Todd. Teodor should have smeared the nose with powdered sugar to further the resemblance.
stuntman
+0 -0
To Mickey Mouse: This is the body on drugs.
To Mickey Mouse: This is the body on drugs.
charchar
+0 -0
Oh my god, the teeeeeeeth .
(I want to see what I can make BBcode do.)
Oh my god, the teeeeeeeth .
(I want to see what I can make BBcode do.)
hyetal
+0 -0
I hate to be the guy that just quotes comics, but.
This is the saddest thing.
I hate to be the guy that just quotes comics, but.
This is the saddest thing.
oishii
+0 -0
This strip is simultaneously heartbreaking and hilarious.
This strip is simultaneously heartbreaking and hilarious.
clintisiceman
+0 -0
God. Philippe's mouth. He needs to sort that out.
God. Philippe's mouth. He needs to sort that out.
scorpio_nadir
+0 -0
The mouth of shattered expectations, where Life tells you you are mortal and will die unfulfilled.*
* See Edwell's avatar.
The mouth of shattered expectations, where Life tells you you are mortal and will die unfulfilled.*
* See Edwell's avatar.
aelindil
+0 -0
But if it really looked like Mickey, would he be able to bring himself to eat it? It'd be the cracked crab all over again.
But if it really looked like Mickey, would he be able to bring himself to eat it? It'd be the cracked crab all over again.
evilernieuk
+0 -0
I Love the dissapointment of Philippe.
I Love the dissapointment of Philippe.
stuntman
+0 -0
you bastard!
you bastard!
evilernieuk
+0 -0
I know I shouldn't but I do, is something wrong with me?
I know I shouldn't but I do, is something wrong with me?
tslothrop
+0 -0
In terms of his facial expression - this incident looks to be Philippe's scar of scars.....
In terms of his facial expression - this incident looks to be Philippe's scar of scars.....
comrade_tom
+4 -0
The second pancake is portrayed by Jean Reno.
The second pancake is portrayed by Jean Reno.
phy
+0 -0
Eh, pardon, Philippe, [url=https://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=23362]thees was actually pretty bad[url].
Eh, pardon, Philippe, [url=https://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=23362]thees was actually pretty bad[url].
erutangis
+0 -1
In this strip, we discover that Phillippe's arms are giant french fries.
In this strip, we discover that Phillippe's arms are giant french fries.
fuzzyshoo
+0 -0
The horror.. the horror..
The horror.. the horror..
inthetunk
+0 -0
I cannot stop laughing at the pancake.
I cannot stop laughing at the pancake.
expellens
+1 -0
Man, Tacodor really knows how to undersell a pancake failure. It's not turning out exactly right... .
Oh god. The off-center pineapple mouth. The maple syrup slobber. The broken blue-berry eye... Make the pain go away, damn you!
Man, Tacodor really knows how to undersell a pancake failure. It's not turning out exactly right... .
Oh god. The off-center pineapple mouth. The maple syrup slobber. The broken blue-berry eye... Make the pain go away, damn you!
mangecoeur
+1 -0
He made Mickey Mouse after his horrible car accident
He made Mickey Mouse after his horrible car accident
tripperday
+0 -0
It's what a cruel Japanese mother would put in her child's bento box.
It's what a cruel Japanese mother would put in her child's bento box.
zapatos
+1 -0
Cottage Cheese eyebrows? Pineapple slice mouth? Hardly any syrup? Fuck that pancake.
Cottage Cheese eyebrows? Pineapple slice mouth? Hardly any syrup? Fuck that pancake.
zapatos
+0 -0
cottage cheese? were they really bad at making cheese, or using milk before the stamped date?
cottage cheese? were they really bad at making cheese, or using milk before the stamped date?
belgand
+0 -0
I think it's whipped cream actually.
I think it's whipped cream actually.
zapatos
+0 -0
VAH-MITT
VAH-MITT
kikineko
+0 -0
Well I would cry too if Mickey Mouse was that ugly.
Well I would cry too if Mickey Mouse was that ugly.
scorpio_nadir
+0 -0
So would Walt. And millions of kids.
So would Walt. And millions of kids.
greyfield
+0 -0
This is the winter of our discontent.
This is the winter of our discontent.
applebed
+7 -0
[IMGS OFF]
Have some heart, Phillippe - the Disney waffle iron may have produced more fetching Mickeys, but it electrocuted people too!
[IMGS OFF]
Have some heart, Phillippe - the Disney waffle iron may have produced more fetching Mickeys, but it electrocuted people too!
tonyhighwind
+3 -0
Phillippe is actually hell of delighted with french Mickey. It is a delightful spin on an old classic for him.
Phillippe is actually hell of delighted with french Mickey. It is a delightful spin on an old classic for him.
aljazeera
+1 -0
Even the silverware is imperfect to Philippe. The pancake has been such a disappointment.
Even the silverware is imperfect to Philippe. The pancake has been such a disappointment.
ouroboros
+0 -0
the one that got me hooked.
the one that got me hooked.
carlyle
+0 -0
That simplistic look of dreamy optimism of a good breakfast in panels three and four are just precious.
That simplistic look of dreamy optimism of a good breakfast in panels three and four are just precious.
poppechan
+0 -0
Oh, wow. I wish I hadn't been eating while I read this. Now there's noodles and broth everywhere.
Stupid laughter.
Oh, wow. I wish I hadn't been eating while I read this. Now there's noodles and broth everywhere.
Stupid laughter.
rayonatoilet
+0 -0
The best part is that Philippe is far more excited about the second, French imaginary pancake than the first, "Pretty close" one.
The best part is that Philippe is far more excited about the second, French imaginary pancake than the first, "Pretty close" one.
fresco
+0 -0
"Nooooo!"
"Nooooo!"
griffypoo
+0 -0
The alt text makes this one for me. Good ol' Beastie Boys.
The alt text makes this one for me. Good ol' Beastie Boys.
angekfire
+0 -0
I just need to know...what was going to make the black parts of the non-car-accident Mickeys?
I just need to know...what was going to make the black parts of the non-car-accident Mickeys?
nans
+1 -2
Beef muscle meat can be 000-180 cut into steak, roasts or short ribs. Some cuts are processed (corned beef or beef jerky), and trimmings, usually mixed with meat from older, leaner cattle, are ground, minced or used in sausages. The blood is used in some varieties of blood sausage. Other parts that are eaten include the 000-217 oxtail, tongue, tripe from the reticulum or rumen, gland (particularly the pancreas and thymus) referred to as sweetbread, the heart, the brain chmm exam (although forbidden where there is a gre exam danger of bovine spongiform encephalopathy, BSE), the liver, the kidneys, and the tender testicles of the 000-258 bull (known in the US as calf fries, prairie oysters, or Rocky Mountain oysters). Some intestines are eaten as-is, but are used more often as natural sausage casings. The lungs and the udder are considered unfit for human consumption in the 000-232 US. Beef bones are used for making beef stock.
Beef muscle meat can be 000-180 cut into steak, roasts or short ribs. Some cuts are processed (corned beef or beef jerky), and trimmings, usually mixed with meat from older, leaner cattle, are ground, minced or used in sausages. The blood is used in some varieties of blood sausage. Other parts that are eaten include the 000-217 oxtail, tongue, tripe from the reticulum or rumen, gland (particularly the pancreas and thymus) referred to as sweetbread, the heart, the brain chmm exam (although forbidden where there is a gre exam danger of bovine spongiform encephalopathy, BSE), the liver, the kidneys, and the tender testicles of the 000-258 bull (known in the US as calf fries, prairie oysters, or Rocky Mountain oysters). Some intestines are eaten as-is, but are used more often as natural sausage casings. The lungs and the udder are considered unfit for human consumption in the 000-232 US. Beef bones are used for making beef stock.
soticoto
+0 -0
I never mentioned before...
This IS one of the greatest Achewood strips.
One of those truly worthy of a 5.
It is a grievous insult to the grandeur of this strip when posters with no indoor voice proclaim far lesser offerings to be worthy of a 5.
I never mentioned before...
This IS one of the greatest Achewood strips.
One of those truly worthy of a 5.
It is a grievous insult to the grandeur of this strip when posters with no indoor voice proclaim far lesser offerings to be worthy of a 5.
man, i can not stop laughing.
Me either. The one-two punch of the horrifying pancake and Philippe's rictus of terror and devastation just kills me. Onstad is really good at capturing that all-encompassing crushing disappointment that kids set themselves up for with too-high expectations.