zefiel
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deimosrising
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phthoggos
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I'm pretty sure that ladybug is not meant to be a nipple
I'm pretty sure that ladybug is not meant to be a nipple
zefiel
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ferdinand
+15 -0
my god, if i had a nickel for every time i said that...
my god, if i had a nickel for every time i said that...
saru
+1 -0
... Well? How many nickels would you have!? Don't leave us hangin' here bro!
... Well? How many nickels would you have!? Don't leave us hangin' here bro!
semiquaver
+24 -0
...you would spend all day saying that and receiving nickels as a result
...you would spend all day saying that and receiving nickels as a result
geysershitdick
+17 -0
The nipples you've seen must have come from hell of circumstances.
The nipples you've seen must have come from hell of circumstances.
carlyle
+0 -0
Oh god .
Oh god .
farqussus
+3 -0
I think you mean the drawing of a bug does not in any way look like a nipple.
I think you mean the drawing of a bug does not in any way look like a nipple.
darkwaffle
+13 -0
The last panel is so wonderfully twisted. My jaw literally dropped.
The last panel is so wonderfully twisted. My jaw literally dropped.
soticoto
+0 -1
Instant 5 for that alone.
And a chubby for you.
Instant 5 for that alone.
And a chubby for you.
c4keman
+1 -0
Never has a webcomic caused my heart to sink. Figures Roast Beef's childhood flashbacks would do it to me... :(
Never has a webcomic caused my heart to sink. Figures Roast Beef's childhood flashbacks would do it to me... :(
alejandroadam
+0 -0
is future dead person a cat and girl referance? probably not.
is future dead person a cat and girl referance? probably not.
rotating-dog
+0 -0
Thats what I thought.
Thats what I thought.
rotating-dog
+1 -0
Clarification - i DID think it was a reference. Damn, I hate this no editing your posts thing. sorry people
Clarification - i DID think it was a reference. Damn, I hate this no editing your posts thing. sorry people
geysershitdick
+1 -0
It's a reference to the common baby onesies that say "Future scientist" or "Future teacher" or whatever.
Ecamples:
https://www.littlebigboys.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWPROD&ProdID=8
https://capitolshoppingmall.com/Merchant2/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=CSM&Product_Code=KTFPO
https://littlelefties.com/Merchant2/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=LL&Product_Code=FF_O
It's a reference to the common baby onesies that say "Future scientist" or "Future teacher" or whatever.
Ecamples:
https://www.littlebigboys.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWPROD&ProdID=8
https://capitolshoppingmall.com/Merchant2/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=CSM&Product_Code=KTFPO
https://littlelefties.com/Merchant2/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=LL&Product_Code=FF_O
geysershitdick
+1 -0
ah fuck it. just take my word for it. or google "future onesie"
ah fuck it. just take my word for it. or google "future onesie"
mercuri0us
+0 -0
who buys this stuff???
who buys this stuff???
greenkoolayd
+0 -0
your mom
your mom
mercuri0us
+0 -0
I wish, no-one would have fucked with me at kindergarten if I'd worn those.
I wish, no-one would have fucked with me at kindergarten if I'd worn those.
mangtastic
+2 -0
You wore onesies in kindergarten??
You wore onesies in kindergarten??
bluemoon72
+3 -0
I wouldn't buy that fake punk bullcrap, but T-Shirt Hell used to have one with a camo print and a helicopter, with a M*A*S*H-style font that said "Yeah, I was in the shit." If I ever have a baby, I would totally get that for him or her.
I wouldn't buy that fake punk bullcrap, but T-Shirt Hell used to have one with a camo print and a helicopter, with a M*A*S*H-style font that said "Yeah, I was in the shit." If I ever have a baby, I would totally get that for him or her.
socks
+0 -0
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hipjiverobot
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I think Lie Bot was wrong, this is the saddest thing.
I think Lie Bot was wrong, this is the saddest thing.
overmedicated
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wehavemagnums
+2 -2
Beef's...
Beef's...
overmedicated
+20 -0
I hate myself.
I hate myself.
rowboat
+8 -0
Folks are thrilled that you hate yourself.
Folks are thrilled that you hate yourself.
heccibiggs
+6 -0
Assetbar users have a strong sense of self-flagellation.
Assetbar users have a strong sense of self-flagellation.
c_dizzle
+10 -0
When I was 10 my dad accidentally called me "Tim" when saying goodnight to me. There isn't a Tim in my ENTIRE family. I have no idea where he got that.
When I was 10 my dad accidentally called me "Tim" when saying goodnight to me. There isn't a Tim in my ENTIRE family. I have no idea where he got that.
goatmasterflash
+10 -0
maybe Tim was the boy your dad was seein' on the side. Or maybe it was just an honest mistake.
maybe Tim was the boy your dad was seein' on the side. Or maybe it was just an honest mistake.
greenkoolayd
+0 -0
what does that have to do with anything?
what does that have to do with anything?
thicker
+13 -0
If I ever go to a shrink the first thing I will do is show them this strip and say "my problem is that I think panel 3 is extremely goddamn hilarious, please help me"
If I ever go to a shrink the first thing I will do is show them this strip and say "my problem is that I think panel 3 is extremely goddamn hilarious, please help me"
syrinx
+1 -1
the last panel is probably the saddest thing I've ever seen. Also, beef had hair?
the last panel is probably the saddest thing I've ever seen. Also, beef had hair?
i_love_kate
+0 -0
It's less worrying if you think that it is hair, yes. I personally believe it to be something somewhat... darker.
It's less worrying if you think that it is hair, yes. I personally believe it to be something somewhat... darker.
benthecartoon
+1 -0
I was just thinking the exact same thing. I was frightened.
"Is that hair? Or.... Oh my God..."
I was just thinking the exact same thing. I was frightened.
"Is that hair? Or.... Oh my God..."
nutmeg
+1 -0
"future dead person" haha man i would put all my children in that thing it is hilarious.
"future dead person" haha man i would put all my children in that thing it is hilarious.
ocarinak
+3 -0
What makes this is Beef's expressions. All extremely giddy line eyes in panel four, all completely frozen in panel 7.
What makes this is Beef's expressions. All extremely giddy line eyes in panel four, all completely frozen in panel 7.
deusoma
+1 -0
Yessir, that horribly blank look as he spirals back down Awful Memory Lane makes the strip.
Yessir, that horribly blank look as he spirals back down Awful Memory Lane makes the strip.
zapatos
+0 -0
The action lines, as though he were recently pole axed.
The action lines, as though he were recently pole axed.
tinhand
+1 -1
FUTURE DEAD PERSON. As a shirt.
Seriously, I would buy it. It's funny because it's true, we are all future dead people.
FUTURE DEAD PERSON. As a shirt.
Seriously, I would buy it. It's funny because it's true, we are all future dead people.
evolume
+0 -0
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alejandroadam
+6 -0
go to catandgirl.com they sell the shirt there.
go to catandgirl.com they sell the shirt there.
neoboman
+0 -0
While I find most of these things funny, this is one of the only ones that made me laugh out loud, thanks to the last panel.
While I find most of these things funny, this is one of the only ones that made me laugh out loud, thanks to the last panel.
deancain29
+0 -0
Onstad's psychosis is clearly emerging.
Onstad's psychosis is clearly emerging.
cousinted
+10 -0
The cat's girlfriend accidently undoes years of painful repression.
The cat's girlfriend accidently undoes years of painful repression.
fuckyoufriday
+8 -1
[IMGS OFF]
[IMGS OFF]
cousinted
+4 -0
I don't like where that arrow's pointing
I don't like where that arrow's pointing
connellingus
+0 -0
I e-mailed Chris to tell him that I would totally buy a "Future Dead Person" baby onesie, and lamentably he replied that it was pretty unlikely that they would produce it.
I e-mailed Chris to tell him that I would totally buy a "Future Dead Person" baby onesie, and lamentably he replied that it was pretty unlikely that they would produce it.
asumoactingbig
+1 -0
"Pretty unlikely" is no excuse not to try
"Pretty unlikely" is no excuse not to try
bhlaab
+1 -0
this is the best one
this is the best one
_cheesekayke
+0 -0
This might be the saddest Achewood strip of all time...
This might be the saddest Achewood strip of all time...
asumoactingbig
+0 -0
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optimistprime
+1 -0
This is my single favorite one-off achewood strip. Just sayin'.
This is my single favorite one-off achewood strip. Just sayin'.
clever-nickname
+0 -0
This one went from funny to funny and depressing.
This one went from funny to funny and depressing.
nicolae
+0 -0
Check and mate, Molly.
Check and mate, Molly.
johnmatrix
+0 -0
Is that a piece of poop at the bottom of the bag?
Is that a piece of poop at the bottom of the bag?
nicolae
+0 -0
It's his foot
It's his foot
johnmatrix
+0 -0
Ah, I see it now.
Ah, I see it now.
quantumcasaba
+0 -0
Maybe tail?
Maybe tail?
shemmjacc
+0 -0
I am simultaneously laughing at crying so much it hurts
I am simultaneously laughing at crying so much it hurts
rachel
+1 -0
crinkle crink crink crinkle crink
that is what did it for me
that is what did me in
crinkle crink crink crinkle crink
that is what did it for me
that is what did me in
f1shst1ck
+0 -0
god, that is positively heart wrenching
god, that is positively heart wrenching
luckypyjamas
+0 -0
beef's mouth in panel three
and four
beef's mouth in panel three
and four
quantumcasaba
+0 -0
It took me awhile to realize for whom they were buying baby clothes.
In my defense, I read this for the first time two months ago so I missed a lot of the strip-to-life involvement.
Yet this is my shame.
Gub.
It took me awhile to realize for whom they were buying baby clothes.
In my defense, I read this for the first time two months ago so I missed a lot of the strip-to-life involvement.
Yet this is my shame.
Gub.
lordhumungus
+1 -0
This strip explains more about Beef than all others combined.
I include all future strips in this sweeping generalization.
This strip explains more about Beef than all others combined.
I include all future strips in this sweeping generalization.
nikopol
+0 -0
I particularly love the way that Beef's entire body locks up as the memories come back to him.
I particularly love the way that Beef's entire body locks up as the memories come back to him.
notthatyoudknow
+5 -0
Molly takes offense at the second one since she has been a dead person before.
Molly takes offense at the second one since she has been a dead person before.
dropkickpikachu
+4 -0
As a counterpoint, so has Beef.
As a counterpoint, so has Beef.
wittyname
+4 -0
Molly does have more experience being dead, but Beef has died more than her.
Either way, no one wins.
Molly does have more experience being dead, but Beef has died more than her.
Either way, no one wins.
zapatos
+1 -1
They are both alive now, so they both have won.
They are both alive now, so they both have won.
juanclaudius
+0 -0
This was my first. It's so beautiful.
Also, baby Beef has hell of gangly legs.
This was my first. It's so beautiful.
Also, baby Beef has hell of gangly legs.
chewy
+0 -0
Hell of sad and poignant, yo.
Hell of sad and poignant, yo.
c_dizzle
+1 -0
I think I saw that last panel on Animal Precinct.
And if I ever become crazy enough to think I can rear a child, I'm definitely buying it a "Future Dead Person" onesie.
I think I saw that last panel on Animal Precinct.
And if I ever become crazy enough to think I can rear a child, I'm definitely buying it a "Future Dead Person" onesie.
rocketman
+0 -1
:<
:<
cpnglxynchos
+0 -0
five'd for 'future dead person.'
and..the horrible flashback to Beef's kid-hood.
five'd for 'future dead person.'
and..the horrible flashback to Beef's kid-hood.
gussiejives
+0 -0
It's a step up from Dempster's I suppose.
It's a step up from Dempster's I suppose.
xiaomimi
+19 -0
Today's Blogs
Roast Beef: TiVo
Pat: Garbagemen.
Today's Blogs
Roast Beef: TiVo
Pat: Garbagemen.
mangtastic
+0 -0
The only reason I can actually read Pat's blogs is that I know he is a fictional character. If he were a real person I would be too disgusted.
The only reason I can actually read Pat's blogs is that I know he is a fictional character. If he were a real person I would be too disgusted.
redmange
+0 -0
There needs to be a onesie section in the shop. Not of these onesie's. Just onesie versions of Roast Beef's self derogatory shirts. I for one would happily buy a -I am the guy who sucks. Also, I have depression.- Onesie for my child, and let them sport it as I wear my "GOD DAMMIT WHAT AM I GOING TO DO ABOUT MY PROBLEMS" T.
There needs to be a onesie section in the shop. Not of these onesie's. Just onesie versions of Roast Beef's self derogatory shirts. I for one would happily buy a -I am the guy who sucks. Also, I have depression.- Onesie for my child, and let them sport it as I wear my "GOD DAMMIT WHAT AM I GOING TO DO ABOUT MY PROBLEMS" T.
lechatnoir
+0 -2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3nnOMFm1tQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3nnOMFm1tQ
atticusonline
+0 -0
Molly! Why did you ask that!? You know better!
Molly! Why did you ask that!? You know better!
tonyhighwind
+1 -0
She was caught up in the moment. She wished she had the words back the second they left her mouth.
She was caught up in the moment. She wished she had the words back the second they left her mouth.
endsmouth
+3 -1
[IMGS OFF]
[IMGS OFF]
inthetunk
+0 -0
"So what if ___ is food, I ain't buggin" has entered the vernacular.
"So what if ___ is food, I ain't buggin" has entered the vernacular.
gournal
+0 -0
When, specifically, would be a good time to use that?
When, specifically, would be a good time to use that?
mrectomy
+0 -0
Leaving a comment here so I can come back to it easily. I'm probably gonna get a tattoo of Beef holding the 'future dead person' onesie. That's just too good.
Leaving a comment here so I can come back to it easily. I'm probably gonna get a tattoo of Beef holding the 'future dead person' onesie. That's just too good.
johnmatrix
+0 -0
Beef's hair doesn't really look like hair. It looks more like a pile of sludge on his head.
Beef's hair doesn't really look like hair. It looks more like a pile of sludge on his head.
tarranon
+1 -0
This strip makes me feel claustrophobic and short of breath at the last panel.
Every.
Single.
Time.
This strip makes me feel claustrophobic and short of breath at the last panel.
Every.
Single.
Time.
carlyle
+2 -1
I realized Beef is techinally bald.
I realized Beef is techinally bald.
hausea
+1 -0
I've read this strip so many times and this is the first time I noticed that baby Cassandra is not in fact in the rain but merely squirming on the wood floor.
I've read this strip so many times and this is the first time I noticed that baby Cassandra is not in fact in the rain but merely squirming on the wood floor.
greenkoolayd
+0 -0
PANEL 6: oh no you dont, molly. oh now you dont.
PANEL 6: oh no you dont, molly. oh now you dont.
sarsbar
+0 -0
Oh god... this is some seriously depressing shit. I need a drink.
Oh god... this is some seriously depressing shit. I need a drink.
dusty
+0 -0
This makes me picture a PSA where one of the cast of buffy the vampire slayer is all serious like "There are lots of things you should store in a sack, a baby isn't one of them. Don't store babies in a sack."
This makes me picture a PSA where one of the cast of buffy the vampire slayer is all serious like "There are lots of things you should store in a sack, a baby isn't one of them. Don't store babies in a sack."
goddamn that boy comes from hell of circumstances
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Yeah, maybe he read the atl text, eh?
Oh crap! I meant "alt text."
Shit.
The atl text is pretty educational.
Good call. The weapon that made us effective hunters.
What, anthrax?
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What we see in the last panel is almost beyond mere circumstances, quite frankly
You know someone's from beyond circumstances when the very mention of their infancy causes them to seize up and go blank. This is a tragedy.