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Ray Lies About Christmas Cards and Children Tuesday, January 17, 2006 • read strip Viewing 32 comments:

I would like to get my hands on said dare book.

I as well

Gonna have to reference PG Wodehouse in lieu of Achewood yet again.

When? Hop to it!

Well... I kinda thought that last comment... was it? Am I lazy?

That is not the adjective I would use to describe you, no

Spot on, Jeeves.

Right-ho

It would be worth writing, though finding anyone alive who was college age in the 20's would be awfully hard, then once you got down to the ones who were tricksters in college and who still remembered any of it you would probably be down to none. I suppose the only way would be to read countless college related articles and stories from the 20's and compile a list of college dares from there. Perhaps I am over thinking this and should just do what most historians do and make it all up, then if anyone cares enough to complain, use the data in their complaint to add to the book, thank them and act like it was a mistake.

The altitude to which Ray's jaw drops in Panel 6 coupled with his blank stare is priceless.

How can you tell when Ray is wearing a blank stare as opposed to, say, an interested gaze?

Eyebrows, man. Eyebrows.

big ups for both the way Ray twirls his foot while thinking of a lie and also for his covering his obvious swear as him eating a hot pepper while on the phone with his mother as a dare from the 1920's.

I also love how ready his mother is to believe that he was eating a hot pepper and not saying "bastard" which he obviously was.

er... "son of a bitch".

Dare #42. To be performed whilst one is employed about a telephone-conversation with one's mother.

1. Consume one (1) chili pepper.

did they stop spelling pepper as "peper" in the 20's? IN george washington's time, they spelled it peper. it mult sizzle!

you mean muft. it muft sizzle.

Hehe... muft.

"I dare you to vote for Calvin Coolidge!"
"I double-dare you to join the Wobblies!"
"I triple-dare you to kiss a woman!"

"I triple-dog dare you to stone cold shoot a man."

Is it right to dare one to do something illegal?

Voting for Coolidge? That might be the way they conduct elections in Chicago, young man, but here in Boston we have a little principle called democracy .

What's the point otherwise?

Kiss a woman? I should box your ears! Do you suggest that I am a boorish Yale man?

Notice that in panel 4 the text box goes BEHIND Ray instead of over him like in the last panel and most other strips. Zooming on Ray's face and fading out his mother's voice as dread sets in.

Who taught you to eat chili peppers on the phone?

Dare #20: Go to the disreputable area of the city and get a haircut there.

Dare #16: Stop a passerby and query, "Pardon me, but do you have any Grey Poupon," while holding nothing to which said emollient would be applied.

DC

Dare #73: Call on a young lady, and when you enter the sitting room, do not remove your hat.

Todd is hell of dumb squirrel. You don't hit up a dude for 6 million, then invite over his obviously proper mother to tour a company set on marketing fake nutsacks for cell phones. This is an unwise career enrichment strategy.

I...I've had such conversations with my mother. The chili pepper distraction did not work so well for me.

ray is lying so hard he has to spin his leg around in the air. i have actually had that happen to me while playing jazz music so i understand how it can be a reaction to extreme improvisational thought processes. fucking genius