senseihollywood
+4 -0
...pitesh korabka from Yugeb, I think I am love you...we are havink long time of make-out and then I am givink you miracle...
...pitesh korabka from Yugeb, I think I am love you...we are havink long time of make-out and then I am givink you miracle...
epicurus
+0 -0
A comment left by epicurus was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by apocowarg, littlecat, chagment, Pseudochron, craigola, tttt2, Panserbjorne)
A comment left by epicurus was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by apocowarg, littlecat, chagment, Pseudochron, craigola, tttt2, Panserbjorne)
closefriend
+15 -0
I'm going to go out on a limb and assume she didn't like being called a pitesh korabka from Yugeb.
I'm going to go out on a limb and assume she didn't like being called a pitesh korabka from Yugeb.
epicurus
+13 -0
She was not the best chick. But the show, it must go on.
P.S: Ouch on the lames. I take it those lames are from my various exes who hate that I get a little eastern-european when romance is in the air?
She was not the best chick. But the show, it must go on.
P.S: Ouch on the lames. I take it those lames are from my various exes who hate that I get a little eastern-european when romance is in the air?
ananke
+20 -1
I think the lames are from the fact that you can't seem to get aroused without imitating a robot from a comic strip.
I think the lames are from the fact that you can't seem to get aroused without imitating a robot from a comic strip.
numberkillinger
+24 -0
can't or won't?
can't or won't?
epicurus
+6 -1
It's more like when you're with someone a long time and you can say silly things right at the start or the end of a make-out and it's not creepy or lame, like when Roast Beef and Molly talk about what dogs are saying when they bark.
It's more like when you're with someone a long time and you can say silly things right at the start or the end of a make-out and it's not creepy or lame, like when Roast Beef and Molly talk about what dogs are saying when they bark.
doomchild
+0 -2
Please tell me your girlfriend never called you "Mr. Dracula".
DC
Please tell me your girlfriend never called you "Mr. Dracula".
DC
invidious
+5 -1
How about "Dr. Acula"? Does that count?
How about "Dr. Acula"? Does that count?
apocowarg
+20 -1
Mitch Hedberg, everybody let's give him a hand. Next up at The Chuckle Hut the hilarious comedy stylings of Maria Bamford.
Wait a second. Mitch Hedberg is dead. That means you're a gu-gu-gu-gu-GHOST! ZOINKS!
~runs in place for several moments then leaves a dust cloud behind~
Mitch Hedberg, everybody let's give him a hand. Next up at The Chuckle Hut the hilarious comedy stylings of Maria Bamford.
Wait a second. Mitch Hedberg is dead. That means you're a gu-gu-gu-gu-GHOST! ZOINKS!
~runs in place for several moments then leaves a dust cloud behind~
anticitizen
+0 -0
a chubby was not enough, i'd like to thank you personally for that bit of hilarity, only-other-account-holder- commenting on archived threads
a chubby was not enough, i'd like to thank you personally for that bit of hilarity, only-other-account-holder- commenting on archived threads
tfaironpirate
+0 -0
I concur with the possibility raised by this question. If good longk session of make-outs is not makink you talk like robot, then what good is it I say.
I concur with the possibility raised by this question. If good longk session of make-outs is not makink you talk like robot, then what good is it I say.
theryuujin
+6 -0
Actually, just a guess here, but they might be from people who don't believe you.
Not calling you a liar. Just saying that little anecdotes like these are improbable and a little masturbatory. I had friends like you in high school
Proof dogg, proof.
Actually, just a guess here, but they might be from people who don't believe you.
Not calling you a liar. Just saying that little anecdotes like these are improbable and a little masturbatory. I had friends like you in high school
Proof dogg, proof.
thegreatestcape
+1 -0
little masturbatory friends are the very worst friends to have.
little masturbatory friends are the very worst friends to have.
epicurus
+1 -0
Yes it is very improbable that a person could do silly things with their dates in high school.
Curse you statistics, my old foe, you've exposed my outrageous lies once again.
Yes it is very improbable that a person could do silly things with their dates in high school.
Curse you statistics, my old foe, you've exposed my outrageous lies once again.
blarghamagarky
+2 -0
I have had two exes who like to invent foreign/accents characters during make outs
I have had two exes who like to invent foreign/accents characters during make outs
apocowarg
+12 -0
Was one of them Robin Williams? Sex with that man must be....terrible....just terrible.
Was one of them Robin Williams? Sex with that man must be....terrible....just terrible.
blarghamagarky
+12 -0
oh god no oh god the hair
oh god no oh god the hair
epicurus
+7 -0
Just yesterday someone in my family referred to Robin Williams as "The Brown Sweater".
Just yesterday someone in my family referred to Robin Williams as "The Brown Sweater".
scraggg
+6 -0
Was it Robin Williams?
Was it Robin Williams?
apocowarg
+1 -0
Yes but not "the" Robin Williams. Coincidently his aunt on his dad's side is named Robin Williams.
Yes but not "the" Robin Williams. Coincidently his aunt on his dad's side is named Robin Williams.
stereo
+1 -0
Family tradition.
Family tradition.
lolsworth
+1 -0
And she actually let you achieve the miracle?
And she actually let you achieve the miracle?
boswelljn
+12 -0
I love that Vlad types in his accent.
I love that Vlad types in his accent.
jandruff
+19 -0
His accent is programmed, thus he types that way.
His accent is programmed, thus he types that way.
lawdog
+1 -0
NB: Racy adult videos should only be transcribed from the comfort of a bed. Best for findink groove.
NB: Racy adult videos should only be transcribed from the comfort of a bed. Best for findink groove.
toughasnails001
+3 -0
I love that he signs Cornelius's name and adds "PS: I SPIT ON YOUR MONEY"
I love that he signs Cornelius's name and adds "PS: I SPIT ON YOUR MONEY"
prettyrad
+0 -0
One thing you can say about Vlad is he's dedicated about getting in character.
One thing you can say about Vlad is he's dedicated about getting in character.
changuitotuerto
+1 -0
He even got under the covers.
He even got under the covers.
terribleman
+0 -0
I don't think that is where the body goes in this bed.
I don't think that is where the body goes in this bed.
ssddr
+12 -1
Vlad has become too few and far inbetween lately
Vlad has become too few and far inbetween lately
littlefatdog
+0 -0
Vlad is such a hopeless romantic (robot)
haha "it does not, it CAN not work that way!"
Vlad is such a hopeless romantic (robot)
haha "it does not, it CAN not work that way!"
chrissketch
+4 -0
Notice that the "taps" get louder has he angrily realizes how quickly they are gettink to the miracle.
Notice that the "taps" get louder has he angrily realizes how quickly they are gettink to the miracle.
godfatherofsouls
+3 -0
he has an rigidly programmed romance chip.
he has an rigidly programmed romance chip.
greenkoolayd
+0 -0
thats a goog one...
thats a goog one...
greenkoolayd
+0 -0
and by that, i mean good.
and by that, i mean good.
jdhenry105
+0 -0
Wonderful
Wonderful
tttt2
+0 -0
rated far too low
rated far too low
dasilodavi
+0 -1
Damnit Vlad, there's a time and a place!
Damnit Vlad, there's a time and a place!
bovine
+0 -1
he TYPES with an accent 'gettink'
he TYPES with an accent 'gettink'
dallovich
+0 -0
Awsome, awsome, Vlad I love you and your eastern european, old school sence of romance!
Awsome, awsome, Vlad I love you and your eastern european, old school sence of romance!
saru
+2 -0
Vlad is programmed to do his accent. Why would he only be programmed to do it in speech?
Also, apparently Cornelius has been telling Vlad a story
Vlad is programmed to do his accent. Why would he only be programmed to do it in speech?
Also, apparently Cornelius has been telling Vlad a story
lobster_mobster
+1 -0
Fourth panel's dialog is absolutely brilliant. "They are goink to do a miracle with their body parts, you bet." It's just dead-on, perfect Vlad.
Fourth panel's dialog is absolutely brilliant. "They are goink to do a miracle with their body parts, you bet." It's just dead-on, perfect Vlad.
hateandwar
+2 -0
Vlad becomes so incensed by the lies he witnesses in the fifth panel that he grows a little mouth.
Vlad becomes so infuriated that he quits Cornelius' job for him. He cannot allow a fellow tough guy to whore himself to this corporate parade of deceitful, mechanical sex. And I should say that Vlad knows a thing or two about mechanical sex, and how it ought to go down.
Vlad becomes so incensed by the lies he witnesses in the fifth panel that he grows a little mouth.
Vlad becomes so infuriated that he quits Cornelius' job for him. He cannot allow a fellow tough guy to whore himself to this corporate parade of deceitful, mechanical sex. And I should say that Vlad knows a thing or two about mechanical sex, and how it ought to go down.
epicurus
+0 -0
Anyone know what a pitesh korabka from Yugeb is?
Anyone know what a pitesh korabka from Yugeb is?
tekende
+0 -0
A comment left by tekende was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by Mangtastic, Cracklewater, mrklaw)
A comment left by tekende was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by Mangtastic, Cracklewater, mrklaw)
soticoto
+0 -0
Nobody denies the King of Make-Outs like that! NOBODY!
Nobody denies the King of Make-Outs like that! NOBODY!
dasilodavi
+4 -0
I had an old Russian television that basically treated me the same way.
I had an old Russian television that basically treated me the same way.
hardelicious
+0 -0
Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't using closed captioning to describe the visual aspects of what's going on a totally redundant and needless use of closed captioning?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't using closed captioning to describe the visual aspects of what's going on a totally redundant and needless use of closed captioning?
stormagnet
+0 -0
Could be for the blind.
Could be for the blind.
farqussus
+0 -0
and so is reliant on someone being there to read the narration?
So, you're trying to watch porn on TV, and someone is sitting next to you reading out what is happening. So you can be aroused.
and so is reliant on someone being there to read the narration?
So, you're trying to watch porn on TV, and someone is sitting next to you reading out what is happening. So you can be aroused.
stormagnet
+0 -0
The DVS scripts are narrated on a separate audio track. Why this audio track would be available in a closed-captioning format is beyond me, though.
The DVS scripts are narrated on a separate audio track. Why this audio track would be available in a closed-captioning format is beyond me, though.
atmus
+1 -0
It's for people that want to know what's going on, but would rather read about it than watch it. It's like when you start watching a movie, but you would rather read the book, and have someone turn the pages for you while you run up your electricity bill, because you aren't going to turn off your fancy Dolby Pro Logic surround sound system. Probably because you can't find the remote.
It's for people that want to know what's going on, but would rather read about it than watch it. It's like when you start watching a movie, but you would rather read the book, and have someone turn the pages for you while you run up your electricity bill, because you aren't going to turn off your fancy Dolby Pro Logic surround sound system. Probably because you can't find the remote.
drago25
+0 -0
Poor Cornelius.
Vlad means well, but he just gets so caught up in his own ways.
Poor Cornelius.
Vlad means well, but he just gets so caught up in his own ways.
chachibenji
+1 -0
Trying to do the miracle without ample makeouts usually does leave one feeling unfulfilled.
Trying to do the miracle without ample makeouts usually does leave one feeling unfulfilled.
atticusonline
+0 -0
Dear Viewer...
Dear Viewer...
hendetta
+0 -0
I like how getting under the covers goes hand-in-hand with captioning the porn.
I like how getting under the covers goes hand-in-hand with captioning the porn.
greenkoolayd
+0 -0
vlad is so self-righteous.
vlad is so self-righteous.
An unfortunate tag-in.