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Todd; open mic nite Thursday, December 6, 2001 • read strip Viewing 60 comments:

pour one out

my first exposure to that custom; achewood is fun learning!

Where were you during the nineties?

being the ages 2-12, dude

Lucky you.

5'd for tiny rodent libation

But Drinkin' Is Awesome! is his next song.

He's not even feeling guilty about it, Todd is just a fatalist.

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Your 13 lames should show you WHY no one had commented that yet.

Commentated is not a word.

define "word".

that depends on what your definition of is is.

Wow, commentated is totally a word. I suck.

look, mr clinton, you dont have to be a dick about terms...

tell my secretary that.

Todd killed his own friend with his own van!

It's ok, it's not like a he killed a real guy. Just a squirrel.

And he didn't even have it coming like Ricky Nihoha.

I love the song, but I don't know how the song fits in with the Todd character we end up seeing later in the series. Then again, maybe we just don't get the chance to see Todd's more sensitive side all that often.

Well, he hasn't killed any friends lately. That kind of thing does tend to bring out your more meditative side. Trust me on this. I know.

todd is left-handed, ambidextrous, or uninterested

I sort of imagine this song going a little like Subterranean Homesick Blues

Don't follow leaders
Watch the frikkin' parkin' meters!

What's funny is, I know lots of people, actual human people, who will most likely die one of these ways eventually.

I'm pretty sure that Todd was greatly influenced by the musical stylings of William Shatner.

I was surprised when nobody used these lyrics in the "Dude & Catastrophe" week of Songfight.

see you at the crossroads,
so you won't be lonely

and i'm gonna miss ev'rybody...

brutal

For some reason I imagine this one sung to the tune of "Fake Empire" by the National, even though I don't think that's exactly what Todd was going for.

Wow! I went to lame you but then saw that I already had! Probably, like, a year ago!

Nothing personal, man. But really, why even say a thing?

what the fuck is your problem? you got something against the national? have a a lame, and joamiq have a chubby. if you sing the lyrics to that tune it goes together.

Can we be serious buds for real? Your opinions and comments are among the best I've ever been exposed to. Gimme a call (314-239-4591) and let's talk about cool bands like The National and Death Cab and stuff. I've been wrong for too long. I need you in my life.

I am ridiculously tempted to dial this number and see what happens. Is it an Imo's? Is that the best I can hope for it to be?

Dang! Nice call on the area code/local business tip.

That was actually my cell phone number at the time. Must've been drunk.

Rowboat, are you a Dick?

(Also, you commented that seventeen hours ago? Are we rereading the archives at the same time? Are... are we on this adventure together? )

No, but I play one on assetbar.

(Also, yes, we apparently are. Hold on tight. I hear the fifth time through is the most extreme.)

Dude, I think this is actually my fifth time as well. EXTREEEEEEEME

EXTREEEEEEEEEEEEEME

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Hatred leads to the dark side.

As a person, or as a character?

Am Em
There are many ways to go
Am Dm C
Some are fast, some are slow
Am Em
Some guys go by their own hand
Em Am Dm Em C Am
Some get hit by their friend's van.

Todd is a little Tom Waits

You're selling Tom Waits pretty short.

That's a pretty tall order.

I'd give Todd's van a wide berth.

Those were people who died, died!

A rough sketch

holy shit dude

Okay, after listening to all your Achewood-inspired songs on there, I have to say I am quite the fan. Please to compose more!

What else is there to do? What ones have I missed out?

Oh, I meant just in general. Keep up the awesome work, I think I meant.

My typing is a dog's typing.

Dude yes, this is amazing. Wow.

Everyone else above? Plus 1. Keep it up, dogg.

Is world's smallest guitar, played by saddest squirrel...

This strip completely changed how I feel when friends die

Not awesome, I assume?