deimosrising
+30 -1
o shit gentleman an event has transpired
o shit gentleman an event has transpired
deimosrising
+0 -0
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A comment left by deimosrising was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by NeoNaoNeo, SSDDR, kylemcjuicy, Connellingus, chaesar, sonicscream2, Darthemed)
dropkickpikachu
+1 -1
Okay that's just beautiful man. Kudos.
Okay that's just beautiful man. Kudos.
zippyllama
+1 -2
Imogen...?
Imogen...?
ajesteronly
+0 -0
It's a joke from an old SNL skit.
That's why he said it.
It's a joke from an old SNL skit.
That's why he said it.
anticitizen
+0 -0
jesus god that's hilarious
jesus god that's hilarious
duperando
+0 -0
MAN. that is SO what I was thinking when this strip transpired.
Makes me remember that skit-- Shia Lebouf all clutching his bleeding stomach in horror. Good times. good times
MAN. that is SO what I was thinking when this strip transpired.
Makes me remember that skit-- Shia Lebouf all clutching his bleeding stomach in horror. Good times. good times
arcibi
+15 -1
You'd think French Fry would have wanted his skate buried with him
You'd think French Fry would have wanted his skate buried with him
awko
+8 -2
He did. That's the other skate in the pair.
He did. That's the other skate in the pair.
chaesar
+12 -1
That damn skate is responsible for two deaths.
That damn skate is responsible for two deaths.
mira
+5 -1
Almost 3.
Almost 3.
everything_is_a_hat
+11 -0
Ray's little foot circling helplessly in the air did me in!
Ray's little foot circling helplessly in the air did me in!
saturnbeads
+0 -0
Agreed... possibly the cutest thing I've ever seen Ray do.
Agreed... possibly the cutest thing I've ever seen Ray do.
soticoto
+0 -0
It did Beef in as well.
It did Beef in as well.
amberjunk
+3 -1
*whump*
*POW!*
x x
O
*whump*
*POW!*
x x
O
catachresis
+1 -2
What, no Mmmm watcha say? Deimosrising I am disappointed
What, no Mmmm watcha say? Deimosrising I am disappointed
deimosrising
+0 -2
It's there, it got lamed out with four lames to 2 chubbies. Set your threshold higher
I have no idea why it was so popular on every strip but this one
It's there, it got lamed out with four lames to 2 chubbies. Set your threshold higher
I have no idea why it was so popular on every strip but this one
deancain29
+0 -0
Ray needs to getta hold o' himself. damn man.
Ray needs to getta hold o' himself. damn man.
patkun
+1 -2
Now that I think about it, this is probably what I'd do if I had a gun. I guess it's just as well that I don't.
Now that I think about it, this is probably what I'd do if I had a gun. I guess it's just as well that I don't.
flavius
+0 -0
Hate when this shit happens to me.
Hate when this shit happens to me.
lawdog
+4 -0
Only Ray could pull off tucking a wifebeater into a thong.
Only Ray could pull off tucking a wifebeater into a thong.
tetrisattack
+0 -0
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A comment left by tetrisattack was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by Thorfinn, Semiquaver, sonicscream2, TonyBones, DerSquirrel)
semiquaver
+1 -1
My friend, you lose every ounce of respect I had for you and quite a bit more.
My friend, you lose every ounce of respect I had for you and quite a bit more.
tekende
+0 -0
Wait, you had respect for tetrisattack? Why?
Wait, you had respect for tetrisattack? Why?
philosophe
+2 -0
Alt text: BANG
Alt text: BANG
jesler729
+1 -2
I am wondering how Ray got a single rollerskate on between panel 2 and 6.
I am wondering how Ray got a single rollerskate on between panel 2 and 6.
relaxing
+2 -0
having around a small child such as a young otter means tripping over all manner of toys or amusements
having around a small child such as a young otter means tripping over all manner of toys or amusements
euphemisms
+24 -1
the original strip of this involved seventeen panels of ray stepping into the rollerskate and losing his balance.
the original strip of this involved seventeen panels of ray stepping into the rollerskate and losing his balance.
dougthehead
+2 -0
Roast Beef! Noooooooooo!
Roast Beef! Noooooooooo!
boyd
+7 -0
for fuck's sake Ray.
he's just back from the moon and you shoot him.
for fuck's sake Ray.
he's just back from the moon and you shoot him.
coolbreeze3
+0 -0
Does Ray have his wife beater tucked into his thong?
Does Ray have his wife beater tucked into his thong?
bourbonsamurai
+1 -0
Why does Christopher need to go to the dentist?
Why does Christopher need to go to the dentist?
deusoma
+1 -0
To get his teeth examined?
To get his teeth examined?
comrade_tom
+1 -0
Does a wiseguy need a fokin reason to partake in dental care?
Does a wiseguy need a fokin reason to partake in dental care?
baryonyx
+0 -0
Fear the skate.
Fear the skate.
cf0
+0 -0
OH
MY
GOD.
OH
MY
GOD.
riazm
+3 -0
Beef doesn't like guns because his father was shot whilst he was in the other room.
Beef doesn't like guns because his father was shot whilst he was in the other room.
baryonyx
+1 -0
They also kill him two times out three.
They also kill him two times out three.
pzukowski
+1 -0
Where does the skate come from?
I love the line, "Look, I'm Tony Soprano, you got a problem with that?"
Where does the skate come from?
I love the line, "Look, I'm Tony Soprano, you got a problem with that?"
a-halter
+0 -0
*gasp*
*shudder*
*gasp*
*shudder*
steerpike66
+0 -0
Guns and rollerskates; the deadly combination.
Guns and rollerskates; the deadly combination.
troy_convers
+0 -0
The Roast Beef Classic Animation Eyes Collection:
1) The Steamboat Willie 'happy' eyes.
2) The 'Dead As A Doornail' cross eyes.
The Roast Beef Classic Animation Eyes Collection:
1) The Steamboat Willie 'happy' eyes.
2) The 'Dead As A Doornail' cross eyes.
tekende
+2 -0
Beef, you don't like guns! How come?
Beef, you don't like guns! How come?
mikeronomicon
+1 -0
My mom always told me not to run whilst holding scissors, but she never said anything about rollerskating with a pistol.
My mom always told me not to run whilst holding scissors, but she never said anything about rollerskating with a pistol.
arella_dawn
+0 -0
oh no who left a single rollerskate on the floor??
oh no who left a single rollerskate on the floor??
fineoakstructure
+0 -0
Talk about adding injury to insult: the last time Ray had on rollerskates, he practically wound up blowin' and bonin' Beef.
(This is where I would link to the "I Dig Boners" subscriber preview strip that used to be linked from the main page, but it looks like it's gone now.)
Talk about adding injury to insult: the last time Ray had on rollerskates, he practically wound up blowin' and bonin' Beef.
(This is where I would link to the "I Dig Boners" subscriber preview strip that used to be linked from the main page, but it looks like it's gone now.)
zapatos
+1 -0
Hey Ray you just shot your best friend in the chest.
how come?
Hey Ray you just shot your best friend in the chest.
how come?
random_shorts
+0 -0
Burn that fucking skate already!
Burn that fucking skate already!
ghff
+0 -0
ghff
+0 -0
ghff
+0 -0
tttt2
+0 -0
christopher is 30 years old
christopher is 30 years old
carlyle
+0 -0
I imagined Ray faking a really bad Italian accent that sounds so funny in my head but which I have no way of communicating to you guys.
I imagined Ray faking a really bad Italian accent that sounds so funny in my head but which I have no way of communicating to you guys.
fresco
+0 -0
This has disturbed me for years. That isn't a snub revolver. That is a semi automatic with a magazine. Leave it to Ray to not give a shit about such minor details as gun classifications. :D
This has disturbed me for years. That isn't a snub revolver. That is a semi automatic with a magazine. Leave it to Ray to not give a shit about such minor details as gun classifications. :D
Ray somehow looks more formal when wearing a wifebeater.
for some reason i thought he was wearing a tiny sweater. scared me shitless.
or did it scare you shirtless?
Secret- It's because you can't see his nipples.
Fact - Cat nipples dispense money.
How did you learn this
We don't discuss that event...
MEOWTH uses PAYDAY
CHUBBIED!
METAPOD uses HARDEN
It's Super Effective!
it is the breast kind of currency.