lizjones +82 -1
That's one furious ding dong.

sagoon +0 -0
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weretrout +0 -0
Mad chubbs for both of you

fauxreal +42 -0
It was all a dream... OR WAS IT?

relaxing +2 -0
My mind is blown.

soticoto +0 -0
Avatar fits comment. Chubbs away.

geysershitdick +16 -1
Look at the lines of fury coming off that ding-dong.

chasanator +2 -0
she also said that.

asherdan +0 -0
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presterjohn +62 -0
If you think 'customer' isn't much of an insult you haven't worked retail.

d-pad +2 -0
Truer words were never spoken.

u235 +1 -0
Yeah, in that instance the recipient may not feel it, but that usage of the word "customer" holds a lot more bile and venom than even the filthiest swears.

stuart +1 -0
But... but he underlined it and everything!

farqussus +3 -0
I always liked cuntstomer when I worked at a servo.

chomopomomofo +1 -2
So... where are Beef's pockets?

deusoma +6 -0
That crudely-drawn penis represents Roast Beef's hope for the future.

scorpio_nadir +2 -0
Zomtimes, Dr. House, a ding-dong iss choost a ding-dong.

unfun +14 -1
If it was a dream and it wasn't real
How'd I get a jersey with the name O'Neal?

charchar +0 -0
I love how it doesn't stoop so low as to call him 'asshole' or some suchlike. Way to keep it classy, Cash-Register-Person.

rational +1 -0
All these years I have been saying "Up yours customer!" and only now do I remember why. I don't usually draw the lightning c0q tho.

berami +0 -0
Are those electric lines, stink lines or both? Either way, that dong is just furious !

whoper +0 -0
I was walking around Foster City today when I saw a restaurant called the Lotus Garden, with its name in the exact same typeface used for Jade Garden here. Suffice to say I did a double-take.

Of course, when I got home I Googled Jade Garden and found that there were like 20 actual restaurants called Jade Garden. I live in fear of these restaurants.

straw +1 -0
There was a Jade Garden in Ithaca when I went there. They were pretty all right! No ding dongs or anything!

stereo +1 -0
The Jade Garden near where I live (no more than 2 blocks away) shut down due to lack of business. A friend of mine used to waitress there and she assured me the ding dongs were furious .

bobbieluvsya +1 -0
I like to think that the lack of customers was caused by Achewood. Up yours, people who work at restaurants.

jonmw +0 -0
oh you mean these eyes

theguitarhero +1 -0
You mean the eyes that I...

BONED??!

zapatos +1 -0
THESE EYES!

aelindil +3 -0
My heart's explodin'!

mikeronomicon +3 -0
The only drawing of a ding-dong I've seen that was more furious was the penisaurus rex my buddy drew. It spits on it's prey.

cpnglxynchos +0 -0
she was so down.

kotoku +1 -0
Molly. The best thing that ever happened to Roast Beef.

dusty +1 -0
Hey Pittsburgh how are you, were the Megafurious ding-dongs, this is the second song from our third album, its called laser-jizz...

mashisoyo +0 -0
The desolation of the fifth panel, where Beef has to face the idea that his perfect lady was just a dream, it haunts me. His eyes show us a vast, empty desert of loneliness and loss.

pardalote +0 -0
I'm loving Ray's little butt crack in the first panel. Even if it's above his tail, and hence has no right to be there, it still made me smile.