nyu
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A comment left by nyu was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by Jesus, Jonathan, last_tuesday, STUART)
A comment left by nyu was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by Jesus, Jonathan, last_tuesday, STUART)
bixschmix
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Nice Pete has no time for thoughts of small mind such as yours.
Nice Pete has no time for thoughts of small mind such as yours.
perplexagon
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The hand gestures at the end really make this one.
The hand gestures at the end really make this one.
a_dude
+0 -0
nice pete has his priorities in order.
nice pete has his priorities in order.
sargasm
+2 -0
"It's kind of like rocket fuel!" is how I describe any sufficiently strong liquor that I take a shot of.
"It's kind of like rocket fuel!" is how I describe any sufficiently strong liquor that I take a shot of.
stuart
+1 -0
Jesus Christ, Pat's face in that panel.
Jesus Christ, Pat's face in that panel.
divot
+4 -0
Damn! That's crizappy!
Damn! That's crizappy!
atmus
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It has the uptown prison flavor that keeps you ugly all night long!
It has the uptown prison flavor that keeps you ugly all night long!
kickstart
+2 -0
Gazizza, my dilznoofus.
Gazizza, my dilznoofus.
ttagxamm
+5 -0
Reicpe for Nice Pete's Raisin Schnapps.
Reicpe for Nice Pete's Raisin Schnapps.
ttagxamm
+2 -0
* Nice Pete's Raisin Schnapps may hinder spelling ability * "Youll' get to like it!"
* Nice Pete's Raisin Schnapps may hinder spelling ability * "Youll' get to like it!"
charchar
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Prison wine is usually called "Pruno" and it's often hidden in toilet taks while ir ferments. It is often described using words like "Robotussinish" and "hella nasty."
Prison wine is usually called "Pruno" and it's often hidden in toilet taks while ir ferments. It is often described using words like "Robotussinish" and "hella nasty."
locuscosecant
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set your background color to something other than white then look at this strip
set your background color to something other than white then look at this strip
terriblerobot
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Oh good, I thought something was broken. Now I like to imagine that it is Nice Pete's insanity, sucking all the light from the strip.
Oh good, I thought something was broken. Now I like to imagine that it is Nice Pete's insanity, sucking all the light from the strip.
godfatherofsouls
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Nice Pete really doesn't seem the "Seriously Pat"-type.
Nice Pete really doesn't seem the "Seriously Pat"-type.
professoryes
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Maybe he thought Pat was joking about something.
Oh Pat. Even in the slammer with a murderer, you've got some strong opinions.
Maybe he thought Pat was joking about something.
Oh Pat. Even in the slammer with a murderer, you've got some strong opinions.
boredom_man
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Perhaps Pete made a joke about poisoning someone immediately before offering the liquor.
Perhaps Pete made a joke about poisoning someone immediately before offering the liquor.
phthoggos
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the problem is that you are imagining him saying it with any expression in his voice whatsoever.
the problem is that you are imagining him saying it with any expression in his voice whatsoever.
scorpio_nadir
+1 -0
Your avatar looks disturbingly like Nice Pete. Except, of course, for the hat.
Your avatar looks disturbingly like Nice Pete. Except, of course, for the hat.
tekende
+2 -0
I have to wonder if Nice Pete actually has some sort of method designed to make the cutting boards not hold DNA evidence, or if he just has the idea and thinks that's all he needs.
I have to wonder if Nice Pete actually has some sort of method designed to make the cutting boards not hold DNA evidence, or if he just has the idea and thinks that's all he needs.
tekende
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He will hire a kind of...engineer, if you will, to actually make the boards.
He will hire a kind of...engineer, if you will, to actually make the boards.
origotoshi
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He will also use that guy to test whether or not the boards hold DNA.
He will also use that guy to test whether or not the boards hold DNA.
niraj
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Nice Pete has a stare that looks directly at your soul and then tells it that he's going to kill it
Nice Pete has a stare that looks directly at your soul and then tells it that he's going to kill it
the_dude
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[IMGS OFF]
[IMGS OFF]
spinynorman
+0 -0
bout sums it up, yep
bout sums it up, yep
boredom_man
+1 -0
Have you heard Nice Pete's cover of "Hallelujah?"
(It actually sounds just like k.d. lang's.)
Have you heard Nice Pete's cover of "Hallelujah?"
(It actually sounds just like k.d. lang's.)
puguglypress
+2 -0
"it's a cold and it's a broken" (cracks egg) "hallelujah" (drops egg into pan, it does not sizzle)
"it's a cold and it's a broken" (cracks egg) "hallelujah" (drops egg into pan, it does not sizzle)
dtuba
+0 -0
it muft sizzle.
it muft sizzle.
scorpio_nadir
+1 -0
Nope. Pete would gut him like a perch just to put the rest of us out of the misery of that wanna-be hard-man stare.
Nope. Pete would gut him like a perch just to put the rest of us out of the misery of that wanna-be hard-man stare.
fishies
+1 -0
I call that mustache a 'handlebar'
I call that mustache a 'handlebar'
ravindra108
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Where I'm from, it's a Fu Manchu.
Where I'm from, it's a Fu Manchu.
soticoto
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I have a Fu Manchu... and it is nothing like that.
I have a Fu Manchu... and it is nothing like that.
wfl
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Me and my chums in the downtown call it the "Molestache".
Me and my chums in the downtown call it the "Molestache".
lolsworth
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I think we should just call it the "Nice Pete"
I think we should just call it the "Nice Pete"
anzio
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The proper term would be a 'banger', sir.
The proper term would be a 'banger', sir.
zapatos
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Fuck I love what Nice Pete does with his hands. He is so creepy and awesome.
Fuck I love what Nice Pete does with his hands. He is so creepy and awesome.
cagliostro
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That is not what his victims have said. Thus far.
That is not what his victims have said. Thus far.
aelindil
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I told this joke at my bridal shower upon receiving a new cutting board. After that, all I got were nervous looks.
I told this joke at my bridal shower upon receiving a new cutting board. After that, all I got were nervous looks.
turing
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I would call that mustache a Lemmy except it does not have the sideburns.
I would call that mustache a Lemmy except it does not have the sideburns.
The way Nice Pete explains things, they SEEM rational. He says them so logically. But . . . uh . . . yeah.
Rachel Ray uses a similar amound of hand motions.
Rachel Ray and Nice Pete. That, ladies and gentlemen, is the juxtaposition of the century.
Nice Pete doesn't have her crazy ass Joker-face grin.
Bitch just might be crazier than ol' Pete.
But at least he is not of Low Mind.
Didn't he attempt to hunt her down in a recent blog?
Because she was of Low Mind, yes. She insulted sun-caught perch.
Also, she stole his cutting board idea. Nice Pete will not tolerate a thief of Low Mind.
has anyone else noticed how far pat sticks the neck of the bottle into his mouth?
No homo
A comment left by spenham was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by atom, snowman, Courtland, king_of_pwns, jimbob, dracer2, amadaun)
Alas, to commend a fellow on his exquisite vocabulary is to suffer the slings and arrows of outraged Achewood fans.
Nah, "juxtaposition" just isn't that cool of a word to use. Look...In a stunning juxtaposition of concepts, famous artist Famos Amos has created a visual art piece showing footage of the Rwanda genocide with the theme song from the Fresh Prince of Belair played over it. There ya go. Do I get a chubby?
Yes. Yes you do.
Clearly it is. We must enact progressive change upon these comments.