deimosrising
+5 -0
Ray is the sort of man who can recognize his flaws. He is willing to grow and learn.
Ray is the sort of man who can recognize his flaws. He is willing to grow and learn.
nice-on-merlot
+1 -0
He is willing to state that he has been meaning to grow and learn
He is willing to state that he has been meaning to grow and learn
dezufnocosem
+2 -1
someone give this to their geometry teacher and expect nothing less than an A
someone give this to their geometry teacher and expect nothing less than an A
everything_is_a_hat
+0 -0
damn I wish I knew about this comic when I was still in high school learning geometry.
damn I wish I knew about this comic when I was still in high school learning geometry.
autrepoupee
+0 -0
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catgrl131
+1 -0
What shirt is that?
What shirt is that?
autrepoupee
+0 -0
I swear such a shirt used to exist, and I used to pine away for it. I can't find it in the shop anymore, though. Boooo!
I swear such a shirt used to exist, and I used to pine away for it. I can't find it in the shop anymore, though. Boooo!
fineoakstructure
+0 -0
Yes, it exists; my friend (about to get her PhD in Math Education) has it in green. I think she got it as one of those "close out/limited supply" sales that Onstad did a few times last year. He tends to bring some older shirts back into production every once in a while, so it might return.
That reminds me: I really wish Chris would make some of the logos on the shirts (with centered logos on the front) a little smaller. I like that Dude & Catsrophe shirt, and the Todd crest, but the logos just look too big for my taste. I'm thinking a little closer to the Cartilage Head logo.
Maybe he's afraid that images won't work if they're too small, I dunno.
Yes, it exists; my friend (about to get her PhD in Math Education) has it in green. I think she got it as one of those "close out/limited supply" sales that Onstad did a few times last year. He tends to bring some older shirts back into production every once in a while, so it might return.
That reminds me: I really wish Chris would make some of the logos on the shirts (with centered logos on the front) a little smaller. I like that Dude & Catsrophe shirt, and the Todd crest, but the logos just look too big for my taste. I'm thinking a little closer to the Cartilage Head logo.
Maybe he's afraid that images won't work if they're too small, I dunno.
nice-on-merlot
+0 -0
I own that shirt.
Love it.
Green.
I own that shirt.
Love it.
Green.
anomalous3
+7 -0
Geometry is like a gun. Use acute angles to protect yourself.
Geometry is like a gun. Use acute angles to protect yourself.
havenless
+1 -0
You'd think Roast Beef would at least crack a smile when doing something he likes.
You'd think Roast Beef would at least crack a smile when doing something he likes.
dj
+6 -0
No, it's pretty darn Roast Beef-esque to enjoy yourself with "sad eyebrows" and a frown.
No, it's pretty darn Roast Beef-esque to enjoy yourself with "sad eyebrows" and a frown.
dusty
+1 -0
It is pretty accurate; when people enjoy themselves at intellectual tasks they usually do not smile while they do them.
It is pretty accurate; when people enjoy themselves at intellectual tasks they usually do not smile while they do them.
history
+0 -0
Thank you! I cannot tell you how many times I have people ask me if I am sad, when I am simply thinking about something.
Thank you! I cannot tell you how many times I have people ask me if I am sad, when I am simply thinking about something.
dusty
+0 -0
That does happen often, interrupting me when I'm in deep thought, but to be positive about it at least it means you have someone who cares if you seem to be sad.
That does happen often, interrupting me when I'm in deep thought, but to be positive about it at least it means you have someone who cares if you seem to be sad.
history
+0 -0
Great thought. Something to be grateful for in my life. Sometimes I get so involved with what is going on in my own head I forget. Thanks.
Great thought. Something to be grateful for in my life. Sometimes I get so involved with what is going on in my own head I forget. Thanks.
wharfrat
+3 -1
the why do you drink so much at night ray....why...
the why do you drink so much at night ray....why...
lizjones
+24 -0
Maybe if Ray learned some geometry, his pool game wouldn't be a melted down chili pepper nailed to a board.
Maybe if Ray learned some geometry, his pool game wouldn't be a melted down chili pepper nailed to a board.
especial
+1 -0
lesser panda!
lesser panda!
thicker
+0 -0
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deimosrising
+10 -0
It was "Fuck Algebra" actually
It was "Fuck Algebra" actually
tekende
+5 -0
Actually it was Fuck...Algebra!
Actually it was Fuck...Algebra!
ford
+0 -0
how do you know he didn't also write "Fuck Geometry?" "...Algebra" was just the album title.
how do you know he didn't also write "Fuck Geometry?" "...Algebra" was just the album title.
streever
+10 -0
I guess there are all types of things that people don't know
I guess there are all types of things that people don't know
nice-on-merlot
+0 -0
B-Side: Geometry can Suck a Dick
B-Side: Geometry can Suck a Dick
nice-on-merlot
+0 -0
Or possibly G-Ommetri Suxxxzzz Tha Piece
Or possibly G-Ommetri Suxxxzzz Tha Piece
achewoodno1fan
+1 -0
/. .\
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{/ \} does this look like roast beef?
/. .\
M
{/ \} does this look like roast beef?
tasteful
+0 -0
it could almost be ray's entire body if you stuck a head on top
it could almost be ray's entire body if you stuck a head on top
achewoodno1fan
+2 -0
wow that did not come out
wow that did not come out
twohundredninety
+21 -0
Yeah dude you should have used more geometry there.
Yeah dude you should have used more geometry there.
spectre
+0 -0
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spectre
+0 -0
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closefriend
+3 -0
Beef is too depressed to put an argument after his tangent function, or use the angles he was given or the area to use Heron's formula to find the length of the 3rd side.
Beef is too depressed to put an argument after his tangent function, or use the angles he was given or the area to use Heron's formula to find the length of the 3rd side.
luckyg
+2 -0
It would be much easier if he just used the Pythagorean theorem.
It would be much easier if he just used the Pythagorean theorem.
closefriend
+14 -0
Neither of those are right triangles.
Neither of those are right triangles.
heccibiggs
+4 -0
Ohhhhh geometry burn
Ohhhhh geometry burn
cthulhu235
+0 -0
Damn, check out Beef standing his ground.
Damn, check out Beef standing his ground.
gormster
+16 -0
In the second panel Beef is trying to find the length of the base of a Toblerone.
In the second panel Beef is trying to find the length of the base of a Toblerone.
lawbot
+0 -0
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streever
+0 -0
He has that one available, too, and has since 2002. If you go to the comic WITHOUT assetbar, you will see a link to it. The problem is that assetbar does not allow for his clever linking....
"censored" ha ha ha ha ha ha ha you think Onstad censors Achewood? That is pretty silly.
He has that one available, too, and has since 2002. If you go to the comic WITHOUT assetbar, you will see a link to it. The problem is that assetbar does not allow for his clever linking....
"censored" ha ha ha ha ha ha ha you think Onstad censors Achewood? That is pretty silly.
tasteful
+0 -0
i think it's more subtle this way
i think it's more subtle this way
deovalente
+2 -0
Forty-five degress.
Forty-five degress.
steerpike66
+0 -0
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tekende
+0 -0
*GROAN*
*GROAN*
shoinan
+0 -0
Be thankful that Assetbar won't let me lame you because that pun surely deserved one.
Be thankful that Assetbar won't let me lame you because that pun surely deserved one.
jezebel
+1 -0
Basically, Roast Beef is extremely awesome.
Basically, Roast Beef is extremely awesome.
solobuttons
+0 -0
What the fuck. I totally don't remember this strip, but it is so damn good.
What the fuck. I totally don't remember this strip, but it is so damn good.
donnatron
+3 -0
Do you think geometry is rad, Roast Beef?
Do you think geometry is rad, Roast Beef?
professorriffs
+0 -0
Achewood was particular golden around this time. Lots of Level 5 Beefs going on around here.
Achewood was particular golden around this time. Lots of Level 5 Beefs going on around here.
origotoshi
+0 -0
My interpretation of this strip is that Roast Beef reminded Ray of his alleged "surgery" with that comment. Hence the shocked expression, then the change to an accepting attitude. He's trying to play it off, and make it look like he's not missing out on use, due to not having something.
My interpretation of this strip is that Roast Beef reminded Ray of his alleged "surgery" with that comment. Hence the shocked expression, then the change to an accepting attitude. He's trying to play it off, and make it look like he's not missing out on use, due to not having something.
carlyle
+0 -0
Man, fuck geometry. It just sucks!
Man, fuck geometry. It just sucks!
this is one of my favorite strips - i have a signed copy of the alternate-punchline version
Which is here , since Acheworld doesn't seem to link to it...
Ooh, I remember this version! But yeah, the new one is better.
New url for the original version: Voila!