red_rooster
+7 -0
gotta love the hunch, "shruff" and "click".
badass.
gotta love the hunch, "shruff" and "click".
badass.
catachresis
+16 -0
Props for reclaiming the kindly moustachioed southern gentleman archetype from KFC.
Props for reclaiming the kindly moustachioed southern gentleman archetype from KFC.
soticoto
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fosters
+75 -0
How dare you, sirrah! Why I assure you that this gentleman is the very essence of a fine Southern upbringing. That our proud heritage of genteel speech and prodigious duellery hath been usurped in the mind of the common man by the image of a gap-toothed yokel of low mind and poor breeding shouting at the unwed mater of his numerous and equally illbred offspring as they watch automobiles race in a circle is a matter most distressing.
How dare you, sirrah! Why I assure you that this gentleman is the very essence of a fine Southern upbringing. That our proud heritage of genteel speech and prodigious duellery hath been usurped in the mind of the common man by the image of a gap-toothed yokel of low mind and poor breeding shouting at the unwed mater of his numerous and equally illbred offspring as they watch automobiles race in a circle is a matter most distressing.
soticoto
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epicurus
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And what better way to demonstrate one's good manners than by being an asshole!
And what better way to demonstrate one's good manners than by being an asshole!
soticoto
+0 -0
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semiquaver
+18 -1
That's how Nixon felt, I'm sure. Not to mention every openly racist or bigoted person in history. Saying you don't care what other people think is just another way of saying you're a complete douchebag.
That's how Nixon felt, I'm sure. Not to mention every openly racist or bigoted person in history. Saying you don't care what other people think is just another way of saying you're a complete douchebag.
soticoto
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epicurus
+22 -1
Whooooah! Semiquaver, you'd better back off, this dude is the real deal! Not only is he a douchebag, he doesn't care that he is one ! That's like... TOTALLY badass. I think that's how Rambo would describe himself!
Whooooah! Semiquaver, you'd better back off, this dude is the real deal! Not only is he a douchebag, he doesn't care that he is one ! That's like... TOTALLY badass. I think that's how Rambo would describe himself!
semiquaver
+7 -0
I'm going to basically completely stop thinking about soticoto. Misanthropes deserve their disease. *shudders*
I'm going to basically completely stop thinking about soticoto. Misanthropes deserve their disease. *shudders*
fosters
+18 -1
He's not a misanthrope, he's just some dork on the internet cosplaying as one. Which still makes him ignore-worthy, just for completely different and noticeably sadder reasons.
He's not a misanthrope, he's just some dork on the internet cosplaying as one. Which still makes him ignore-worthy, just for completely different and noticeably sadder reasons.
semiquaver
+1 -0
You be right, sah.
You be right, sah.
soticoto
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heccibiggs
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SotiCoti, you're doing this British = dickhead thing again.
Man, we talked about this.
SotiCoti, you're doing this British = dickhead thing again.
Man, we talked about this.
laserblade
+0 -0
Chubby for "cosplaying".
Chubby for "cosplaying".
soticoto
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stormagnet
+1 -0
Hi! Did you know you just described psychopathy? You might want to consult your doctor.
Hi! Did you know you just described psychopathy? You might want to consult your doctor.
soticoto
+0 -0
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atticusonline
+2 -0
Man every time you post a comment you make yourself look all the more uneducated.
Man every time you post a comment you make yourself look all the more uneducated.
robbingdog
+0 -0
What? Sorry, but this comment didn't really make any sense at all. Are you just trying to annoy him or what?
What? Sorry, but this comment didn't really make any sense at all. Are you just trying to annoy him or what?
ishuta
+0 -0
yeah do you consider yourself humble too
yeah do you consider yourself humble too
mugi
+7 -0
He prides himself on his humility.
He prides himself on his humility.
smilebuddha
+2 -0
I'm easily the most humble and modest person I know.
I'm easily the most humble and modest person I know.
invidious
+0 -0
Fantastic picture/comment synergy.
Fantastic picture/comment synergy.
riotdejaneiro
+0 -0
Daaamn! Soticoto's answers could use some work!
Daaamn! Soticoto's answers could use some work!
fosters
+1 -0
So basically what you're trying to communicate here is that you didn't know something but are proud of yourself for it. Good to know the Brits have dumbass hillbillies too.
So basically what you're trying to communicate here is that you didn't know something but are proud of yourself for it. Good to know the Brits have dumbass hillbillies too.
soticoto
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fosters
+0 -0
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soticoto
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fosters
+2 -1
Be honest with yourself, you've never had a sensible conversation. And you're STILL trying to be funny. Still failing, too, although it's starting to seem like that goes without saying.
Be honest with yourself, you've never had a sensible conversation. And you're STILL trying to be funny. Still failing, too, although it's starting to seem like that goes without saying.
soticoto
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rowboat
+38 -0
When Soticoto speaks this way, what he really means is:
[IMGS OFF]
When Soticoto speaks this way, what he really means is:
[IMGS OFF]
kelsotimebomb
+1 -0
Rowboat FTW.
Rowboat FTW.
achilleselbow
+1 -0
I am starting to get pretty distressed at the degree to which people on this board are completely retarded as regards understanding sarcasm, as illustrated by the ridiculous responses to this comment.
I am starting to get pretty distressed at the degree to which people on this board are completely retarded as regards understanding sarcasm, as illustrated by the ridiculous responses to this comment.
tekende
+0 -0
Based on the rest of soticoto's comments, see, I don't think that was sarcasm at all.
Based on the rest of soticoto's comments, see, I don't think that was sarcasm at all.
layzerblade
+0 -0
I think the issue here is that what he's saying is especially annoying if it's sarcasm, because that means he thinks it's witty .
I think the issue here is that what he's saying is especially annoying if it's sarcasm, because that means he thinks it's witty .
dj_douche
+0 -0
Oh, Britain must be the world capital for dogging due to all the fine upbringing.
Oh, Britain must be the world capital for dogging due to all the fine upbringing.
heccibiggs
+0 -0
For kicks I read your entire comment out loud to myself in a Southern accent, which I rule at.
But I have to say the S's slightly like "sh", otherwise I feel I sound too much like a Southern Belle, and that's no good in this context.
For kicks I read your entire comment out loud to myself in a Southern accent, which I rule at.
But I have to say the S's slightly like "sh", otherwise I feel I sound too much like a Southern Belle, and that's no good in this context.
crankheart
+0 -0
you...are my newest hero.
you...are my newest hero.
scorpio_nadir
+0 -0
So why is Colonel Dixie brandishing a German luger?
So why is Colonel Dixie brandishing a German luger?
greyfield
+0 -0
Thank you for, along with this strip, bolstering my armada of Southern diction.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go demand my satisfaction from my roommate.
Thank you for, along with this strip, bolstering my armada of Southern diction.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go demand my satisfaction from my roommate.
mnemon
+0 -0
Here Here!
Here Here!
internnumber1
+65 -0
Uncle Culpepper would fire on a child, just not a child of his own kin.
Uncle Culpepper would fire on a child, just not a child of his own kin.
killerlimpet
+6 -0
If a child is being as sassy as Little Nephew can be, he ain't innocent by any standard
If a child is being as sassy as Little Nephew can be, he ain't innocent by any standard
mastronaut
+2 -0
A Dixie whistlin' southerner would sure as hell fire upon a child that called him a yankee.
A Dixie whistlin' southerner would sure as hell fire upon a child that called him a yankee.
epicurus
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plusigot125
+0 -1
I'm hella envious of your ability to quote lengthy passages at will. Or maybe this talent only applies to lengthy passages from Achewood?
I'm hella envious of your ability to quote lengthy passages at will. Or maybe this talent only applies to lengthy passages from Achewood?
evolume
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epicurus
+2 -0
Why can't it be both?
Why can't it be both?
centipede_damascus
+0 -0
Reading this arc for the second time brings up interesting questions regarding the actual identity of the southern gentleman pictured here.
Reading this arc for the second time brings up interesting questions regarding the actual identity of the southern gentleman pictured here.
evolume
+1 -0
does Uncle Culpepper pack a Ruger MKII?
does Uncle Culpepper pack a Ruger MKII?
nicolae
+2 -0
You bet your sweet, savory ass he does.
You bet your sweet, savory ass he does.
geysershitdick
+0 -2
What's up Yankee Doodle.
What's up Yankee Doodle.
jonnay
+0 -0
"Sir, your journey..." is one of the best lines in all of Achewood. I commend Onstad's impeccable Californian understanding of Southern gentlemanhood.
"Sir, your journey..." is one of the best lines in all of Achewood. I commend Onstad's impeccable Californian understanding of Southern gentlemanhood.
baryonyx
+2 -0
Panels 4-5 are just oh so badass . It's such a shame Culpepper never met Cornelius.
Panels 4-5 are just oh so badass . It's such a shame Culpepper never met Cornelius.
mrklaw
+0 -0
Dueling must always be performed in the garb of the southern gentry.
Dueling must always be performed in the garb of the southern gentry.
hereward
+0 -0
If Culpepper regards LN as his 'kin', does that mean he is Ray's actual blood uncle? Or not? It all depends on southern manners. Anyway, obviously the exciting thing is that if he is, he is the brother of RODNEY, interesting.
If Culpepper regards LN as his 'kin', does that mean he is Ray's actual blood uncle? Or not? It all depends on southern manners. Anyway, obviously the exciting thing is that if he is, he is the brother of RODNEY, interesting.
mrklaw
+0 -0
he isn't. He's french southern gentry, like Rays mother.
he isn't. He's french southern gentry, like Rays mother.
ctrl_z
+0 -0
This is something all kids should learn.
This is something all kids should learn.
atmus
+0 -0
So Uncle Culpepper and Little Nephew both shoot left-handed. This is something I have in common with them.
So Uncle Culpepper and Little Nephew both shoot left-handed. This is something I have in common with them.
tttt2
+0 -0
I was hoping 'pusillanimous' wouldn't have a real definition, and I could infer one
I was hoping 'pusillanimous' wouldn't have a real definition, and I could infer one
saddestking
+1 -0
I'm glad soticoto showed up to be a boring internet devil's-advocate in this comment page since apparently asherdan had commitments elsewhere
I'm glad soticoto showed up to be a boring internet devil's-advocate in this comment page since apparently asherdan had commitments elsewhere
rowboat
+0 -0
Soticoto = Asherdan? You give Soticoto too much credit, sir.
Soticoto = Asherdan? You give Soticoto too much credit, sir.
jonmw
+2 -0
What really gets me is that he specifies "child of my own kin". I can only conclude that other people's kids are just smaller targets, and nobody is safe once over 21.
What really gets me is that he specifies "child of my own kin". I can only conclude that other people's kids are just smaller targets, and nobody is safe once over 21.
morypcaina
+0 -1
It is a "Forsooth! Bend Down and Observe Within Your Loins the Hand of Dixie" Friday.
It is a "Forsooth! Bend Down and Observe Within Your Loins the Hand of Dixie" Friday.
irondave
+0 -0
Uncle Culpepper teaches him to shoot left-handed. Maybe that's tradtional.
Uncle Culpepper teaches him to shoot left-handed. Maybe that's tradtional.
tothevictor10
+0 -0
shruff. that is the sounds coats make.
shruff. that is the sounds coats make.
history
+0 -0
May your weekend be free of the hand of Dixie...but full of the hand of Trixie.
May your weekend be free of the hand of Dixie...but full of the hand of Trixie.
vulpes-aurum
+0 -0
I just realized something:
Have you ever seen Uncle Culpepper and Cornelius Bear in the same place at the same time?
COINCIDENCE?
I just realized something:
Have you ever seen Uncle Culpepper and Cornelius Bear in the same place at the same time?
COINCIDENCE?
vulpes-aurum
+0 -0
NO.
NO.
fineoakstructure
+0 -0
WELL...
MAYBE.
WELL...
MAYBE.
Good strip in a great arc -- would love to see Uncle Culpepper visit again.