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Re-install the app in Safe Mode Friday, July 12, 2002 • read strip Viewing 38 comments:

Ray and I feel the same way about computers. Nobody even cares about LOGO anymore.

The turtle just sits there and he is totally glarin' at you.

What was that shit even FOR

It was created by the 'If' Appreciation Society in an effort to entrench in the minds of a new generation the permutations of their favourite word.

Worked for me! My first taste of computer Operating came from directing Apple's logo turtle to make repeating spiral patterns.
Now I am the raddest hax0r.

A few years late, we were all disturbed by the clunky, turtle-shaped turtle that was the star of Atari's logo extravaganza.

As an aside, that same Atari became a platform for an early computer censorship debate, when someone wrote 'wank' on the screen, confusing the turtle and casing the teachers to keep us all inside while we waited for the defiler to admit their deed.

Naughty Manish...

Man I totally remember doing huge animations on LOGO. Making the turtle buzz around appearing as various pixellated sprites and stamping copies everywhere.

I made an animation of a helicopter exploding and its rotorblade hitting a guy and splitting him in half. Then a closing shot on a pair of gravestones, one for each half of his body.

You just gave me wood.
It aches.
So will your head when you read that.

I love Ray's apprehension about Photoshop.

Yep, Lyle will keep an eye out for it.

"i'll watch out for that" "i'll look into that" "i need to go check that out!"

things you say when you don't actually care.

Photoshop is pretty decent.

I like Gimp, although it's not really the best program for people who don't like bugs.

It also has some pretty appalling interface design decisions which interrupt a good workflow model.

I'm a Usability Engineer! It is too a real job!

But in terms of how much power you get for free it's awesome.

Paint.NET totally rules. But this is the absolute wrong place for such a discussion.

Agreed. And agreed.

No, it really is the right place for such a conversation.

But it's pretty awesome if you don't pay for it.

You wouldn't pay your girlfriend for AIDS, would you? Do you think that it is rad to have AIDS slalvation

Ray's arms looks bizzare in the last pannel.

I miss the knobby little arms.

Ray is saying what we're all thinking, yeah?

I, for one, would never laugh at you Ray.

[IMGS OFF]

Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Haaaaa-ha ha ha ha ha! Ah-ha-ha-ha! Oh, mercy. Ha ha.

Apparently, they're all laughing at you. Not me. i respect you as a personal computer user.

I am going to ruin the perfection of your 100 chubbies. With a chubby.

I be damn preempted on that one...

Lyle's suspenders!

"Is that a pretty bad program????"
Hilarious.

Not only did you quote the strip, you included excess question marks in said quote.

You are violating the law and definition of QUOTATION MARKS

Nobody in new programming classes cares about my story about how I used to plant a .com file on DOS-run computers in programming lab that would clear the screen and print HELLO CHARLES in huge letters when they typed in "a:"

I once knew a POKE that would make it impossible to stop a PRINT/GOTO loop. On a Commodore 64.

The NSA was on my trail for a while.

649,0

My stepson used to go to Walmarts with a virus infected floppy and krunk their display computers.

Now he is in Walmart management. They must have secretly infected him while he thought he was infecting their display units.

Funny how those things work....

I love it when Ray doesn't understand computers.

Ah, the days of programming in basic. I miss you my sweet Apple II E.

10 PRINT "RAY SMUCKLES"
20 GOTO 10
RUN

66000th view? That probably doesn't count for anything.

I remember being incredibly young and showing everyone all my screensavers one by one and everything I could do with them. And everyone pretended to be impressed.