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George Michael and the shrubbery Tuesday, July 25, 2006 • read strip Viewing 62 comments:

You just gotta have faith, Liebot.

But no-one will believe him when he tries to tell them of his true George Michael sighting.

This is the tradgedy of Liebot.

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*your

Why do people chubby corrections so much?

Because people deserve chubs fro righting their wrongs. It shows Decency.

*for

-looks around hopefully-

See, it's also helpful, I was wondering: "fro righting?", what does the practice of using boards and pulleys to set one's large hairdo level and plum have to do with errors in spelling?

is he holding his head with shock and joy? also that last panel you can just see him scrambling over the fence. it is sooo golden.

what is with Philippe's man on a stick?

According to the transcript, he is adjusting his eyebrows. I don't know if he can't move them himself or what.

that makes it a lot funnier, I didn't notice that

Phillipe's man on a stick represents George Michael killing his own career.

it looks like a hanging man on a divining rod. is philippe searching for black-clad men?

Back in small times we had a thing where we would tie a G.I.JOE action figure to a stick, then roll some rounds of toilet paper around him, then twist wire around the whole thing. We would set it on fire and it would smoke and sizzle for a long time. When unwrapped the action figure was burned almost but not quite beyond recognition. This strip reminds me! Ah, such a crumbling beauty.

Alt Text: I absolutely love George Michael's new performance art career.

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It is still totally hilarious. 5.

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all going pro ice on the comic, yo.

He's right about it not making any sense, though.
Give the dude that, if not his 1.

Mad chubbies for the visual of Whack-a-Mole on a chess board.

Now that is what I call "Checkmate".

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Yeah, it's just so idiotic of them to look at Assetbar during their first read-through of the archives.

Jackass.

Okay so I didn't realise this comic came before that one! Fuck you! FUCK YOU THAT'S WHAT!

I
HOPE
YOU
DIE

IN A CAR CRASH


A BAD ONE

WELL I HOPE YOUR MOTHER SMOTHERS YOU TO DEATH WITH HER DECREPIT VAGINA AS YOUR FATHER AND ANY SIBLINGS WATCH, HELPLESS.

jesus christ man did you have to put that image in all of our heads

Good God man; what did my mind's eye ever do to you?

why did you think of that though
why would you think of that

damn you I accidentally chubbied your post instead of laming it, for shame.

Somehow, i think anything Lie Bot says ends up true.

If Mickey Mouse becomes president, then the world might just turn out right

You're confused, friend: Mickey was going to off himself if Philippe didn't step down to let Bush be President. It wasn't that Mickey wanted to be President.

This does not contradict the previous statement.

I... I think I replied to the wrong comment?

I... may have been drunk.

Those profile shots are straight off a bottle of Paul Mitchell

Notice the flip-flop, so excellent.

Notice he is wearing socks.

George Michael is so creepy. He looks like a lizard going to eat a rat or something.

Something about George michaels leg is just so goddamn hilarious

It is panel ten, and George Michael cannot believe his good fortune.

I just wanted you to know that I think of this sentence every time I think of George Michael.

"How often do you think about George Michael?"

Not often enough.

George Michael is brillopads.

Wait, so, George Michael is going to get pleasure from that hedge Lie Bot is in? Is there something I'm supposed to get here? Because I don't.

Chances are, you know.

But to be helpful, even though evidently you are old enough to remember these things, you can google "george michael" and bushes and find out more.

OHHH thank you

For some reason George Michael climbing over that fence makes me think of the girl from The Exorcist crab-walking down the stairs, or the spider-head from The Thing.

Basically what I'm getting at here is I am FREAKED OUT.

Never before has George Michael looked so scary. ;_;

... No... no, I'm pretty sure he always looked like that.

God I hope Lie Bot does not need Philippe's help.

Weekend Blogs (Saturday - Monday)

Ray: Leo's service.

I like how Ray uses the phrase "Stone fuck" again. Maybe he reserves it for grieving.

Nice catch!

The scary man in flip flops and socks must massage his head before heading over to that bush for some bushwhackery.

Seriously, what the hell is Philippe holding?

it is a very tiny, limp human figure hung from a stick. i think.

this is worse than anything george michael is doing.

This is one of those that will never cease to get a laugh out of me. The way the strip is drawn conveys to me this strange silence, like George Michael is some kind of sinister predator. The expresion on his face is one of malicious delight. Hilarious.

I subconsciously imitated the last panel of this strip approximately 3 months after it ran. (PG-13, contains ruuude posturing, small puppy)

What the hell is this? What did you do here? Why would you do that?

You just gotta have faith, Lie Bot. Just gotta have faith, faith, faith.

Is he going to fukk that shrubbery?