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Paternity Leave, Day Five Friday, March 18, 2005 • read strip Viewing 39 comments:

A comment left by asherdan was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by madnes, Thorfinn, bug, atticusonline, chatterjee, unsentletter, aparrish)

Man I love the Trader. So much yummy stuff there.

You use the same type of hot sauce that I do. At least, when I can get to China town. Which I can't, because I'm in Japan. Still, it makes me feel good about myself.

sriracha? good god, man, they sell that in the freaking gas stations where i live.

In the pumps, even.

Sriracha sauce is mostly the best, mostly.

Where can I get a Cocktail Recipes?

The egg placement. I love it.

What do you think Onstad is saying through his egg placement? He is making a Statement. Surely.

They're tabasco eggs, silly.

The statement being he´s gonna need a bigger fridge with a baby in the house. Or perhaps he just keeps to many eggs in his house. He should get some kind of program telling him to get more eggs

I love/boner srirachi sauce. The marmite is a curious addition.

I love the cock sauce.

No pun intended.

I will give $50 to the man/woman that makes a decent "Godless Spaniard" and gives me the recipe.

This is so close to what I was going to say, I'd like to second it.

My google search for "godless spaniard drink recipe" led me to this very comment. I am sad that the internet does not know how to craft one. :(

And a year later, nobody has troubled to make a recipe up. Bad internet, bad bad internet!

posting so far back in time, yet an hour ago.

I'm blaming you on the gin.

Marmite is not to be refrigerated. It is a disgrace.

Absolutely!

Looking at the entire row of items - none of it needs to be in the fridge.

I think there's some deeper mystery to be solved here.

Peanut butter in a glass jar. Dude has class.

No Jif. Clearly Onstad's wife is not a choosy mom.

What? I have never seen peanut butter in anything other than a glass jar.

But then again I am British and we are inherently classy by nature. Excuse me, I just have to adjust my monocle.

Peanut butter in a glass jar? No, that would never work in the States. You want the damn thing shattering every time you hurl it at one of your eight fucking asshole kids? The peanut butter bills would be through the fucking roof. I don't know what kind of endless peanut butter funds you Richie Rich Limey fucks enjoy, but times are tight in America. There are little bastards running amok in my trailer at all hours and I can't be made to buy a new jar of peanut butter every time I want to hurt one of them for being alive and talking. You people will never understand.

Typical Yanks, never doing a job properly. When we Brits throw peanut butter jars at our kids we like to do serious and permanent damage - and plastic just wont cut it (them).

Can Cocktail Recipes make me a cocktail incorporating Marmite, Peanut Butter, and fish eggs? I think the answer is yes ... and I am afraid.

The alt text reminds me of the toaster from Red Dwarf.

"Ah! So you're a waffle man!"

i try to like marmite, yet i cannot.

dude marmite's tops.

Marmite can shit off.

I think we've all learnt something here.

If it's anything like vegemite, I'd rather fuck it than eat it.

Marmite and Vegemite, although both derived from the extract of yeast, are nowhere near similar. Which one you prefer depends on which hemisphere you were born in. If you like or dislike them both equally, you most likely hail from the mysterious and morally dubious Third Hemisphere and are no friend of mine.

Marmite is unpleasant going in, and yet more unpleasant coming out.

I thought marmite was all but impossible to source in the states. Onstad must have a source. weirdly enough I would probably really crave marmite if I left Britainland...

Refrigerated garnish shelf? Who do you think you are, putting on such airs!

I know that I am pretty late to this game but that is just the weirdest fridge shelf I've ever seen. Who keeps tinned food in a fridge? Who Keeps peanut butter in a fridge? Who keeps Marmite in a fridge?