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New Years' Eve with Mr. Bear Monday, December 31, 2001 • read strip Viewing 50 comments:

A comment left by wolfslice was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by ShemmJacc, DR_MANFLESH_DESIRES_ANAL_PLAY_IMMEDIATELY, nutmeg)

In order to fully understand the humor of this strip, you must at some point have been drunk enough to find the girls at a night school attractive. This is an epic level of drunk.

oh my god you're right.

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Three people do not.

Four do not.

This strip is funny to me because even though I get drunk like most nights, I work full time and go to night school to earn college credits so I think that I'm doing alright, but then it turns out that Todd goes to night school so it just kind of reminds me that I'm not really even doing better than Todd in some ways.

There are always a few hotties in my classes. I don't know what you guys are talking about. I'm maybe reasonably attractive, but those classes never make me feel like the most beautiful. They usually make me feel pretty smart, though. But then that goes back to having to remember that I'm still just a drunk going to night school.

Aww

At least you know what classes you're in... right?

Where I grew up you had to be drunk off your ass to find ANY of the girls even moderately attractive.

there are some hot broads in my night classes at ITT.

I love how Todd's van goes "scree!" as it brakes on the comforter...

That van hasn't had a brake job since 1989.

For some reason the first thing I pictured was a woman in a bikini rubbing the van's brakes over and over until...

I am not proud of what I done.

P.s. Todd is my spirit animal.

This made me think of your Power Animal, like in
Thumb Suckers

Steve Buscemi is my spirit animal.

Hips will not be kept waiting!

Todd Todd Todd Todd Todd T Squirrel is probably a liberal arts major. Hence the sexy ladies and all of the drinking.

It is a normal occurance for Todd T. Squirrel to be driving on the bed.

How did he get up there? How does he get down the stairs?

How can I say he takes it off ramps without it sounding like a Napoleon D reference?

Like that. For a Napoleon Dynamite reference you must say "sweet jumps."

I was just gonna say I picture Todd nudging a bigass ramp into position and then flooring it down the hallway. Actually, now I wanna see that.

Down the stairs is not really the mystery, my friend. Pretty much anything can go down stairs.

You have the best avatar ever. Thanks for existing.

I think we need a handy term to describe amusing avatar/comment correlation.

SFH - symbiotic-forum humorisms

See my study in WebPysch monthly.


Synergy?

Next time I see one, I will use this term. "SFH, dude!"

i will crush you

DUDE! SETTLE DOWN!

I like that Todd is already hanging out the window as his car is coming to a sliding, screeching stop.

I always thought Todd was driving a stolen meat delivery van, but I guess that's actually a window on the side and not a picture of a t-bone.

Todd delivers meat in his own little way.

Cuss my bones, indeed.

Hey, if you put a staff under those notes in panel one, they'd be the same as the first bar of Todd's open mic tune. In this present strip I wonder if a.) it was him singing, b.) he played it on his car stereo, or, hopefully, c.) it is the custom-made horn on his van. Please don't point out that the horn goes beep-beep in panel 5. Wait... OH GOD WHAT IS PRESSING THE HORN IN PANEL 5

That's his pager - he's got hips to serve.

Man, I was too busy gettin' rough chuckles from imagining Todd's wang BEEP BEEPing the horn to put that together...

Sounds like you haven't had a brake job since 1989...

Hooray, now I know where my AssetBar gender assignment comes from!

HIPSERVER!!!
I get it now




I love that Todd smacks the horn with his... ummm... foot when he's talkin up the tight broads *BEEP BEEP*

That's his pager, etc.

Oh. It actually is his pager. Damn.