centipede_damascus
+4 -0
I wish I had a sex bicycle.
I wish I had a sex bicycle.
jdhenry105
+0 -0
A comment left by jdhenry105 was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by JuanCarlos, the_dingle, Carrot)
A comment left by jdhenry105 was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by JuanCarlos, the_dingle, Carrot)
jaldor
+4 -0
Ow
Ow
apocowarg
+16 -0
I'd rather have an illegal ghost bike. I'm sure that says something about me but i don't know what.
I'd rather have an illegal ghost bike. I'm sure that says something about me but i don't know what.
everything_is_a_hat
+0 -0
A comment left by everything_is_a_hat was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by apocowarg, farqussus, aquamuffin, ConnorMc)
A comment left by everything_is_a_hat was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by apocowarg, farqussus, aquamuffin, ConnorMc)
rasalghul
+4 -0
Psh. That's just a bicycle with training wheels on the front and back. Maybe good for cycling home from the pub.
Psh. That's just a bicycle with training wheels on the front and back. Maybe good for cycling home from the pub.
riotnrrd
+9 -2
I wish some person from scarygoround.com would bother me about things.
I wish some person from scarygoround.com would bother me about things.
professoryes
+5 -0
Sex bicycle. I thought they called those tandem bicycles, but that was a bit of childhood argot I picked up on the playground at primary school.
Sex bicycle. I thought they called those tandem bicycles, but that was a bit of childhood argot I picked up on the playground at primary school.
hpk
+0 -0
A chubby for argot.
A chubby for argot.
iandorrinson
+19 -0
i tried to convince my band that we should be called Sex Bicycle, but they weren't having it
i tried to convince my band that we should be called Sex Bicycle, but they weren't having it
mastronaut
+1 -0
oh damn that would have been so rad
oh damn that would have been so rad
cyberia
+2 -0
I would totally listen to a band called Sex Bicycle
I would totally listen to a band called Sex Bicycle
tekende
+0 -0
Who wouldn't??
Who wouldn't??
zapatos
+0 -2
I wouldn't, but it would probably be blaring from someone's speakers in the high school parking lot. Then I'd hear it. Damn you got me.
I wouldn't, but it would probably be blaring from someone's speakers in the high school parking lot. Then I'd hear it. Damn you got me.
undyingsong
+0 -0
How apparently lame!
How apparently lame!
deliciousmuffin
+0 -0
I suppose Sexual Homeboys is also out of the question then, huh?
I suppose Sexual Homeboys is also out of the question then, huh?
aelindil
+1 -0
Or Sex Funeral.
Or Sex Funeral.
iandorrinson
+0 -0
yeah, I don't think Sexual Homeboys would fly. I also threw out The Doctor Jays of Killing People. Sort of sends the wrong message..
yeah, I don't think Sexual Homeboys would fly. I also threw out The Doctor Jays of Killing People. Sort of sends the wrong message..
anzio
+0 -0
Sex Funeral would have been better.
Sex Funeral would have been better.
hateandwar
+3 -0
I had an old Cutlass I called The Sex Buick. The Transmission died and I ended up junking it but it was pretty nice while it lasted.
I had an old Cutlass I called The Sex Buick. The Transmission died and I ended up junking it but it was pretty nice while it lasted.
farqussus
+15 -0
I had an old cutlass which I wavved around while saying "Yarrr."
I did not do any of those things.
I had an old cutlass which I wavved around while saying "Yarrr."
I did not do any of those things.
snowman
+3 -0
Philippe's little paws over his mouth.
Philippe's little paws over his mouth.
redmange
+0 -0
This is a great -Birthday strip- for me. I will forever refer to my bicycles with the prefix sex-.
This is a great -Birthday strip- for me. I will forever refer to my bicycles with the prefix sex-.
dusty
+4 -0
sex chair, sex hat, sex lunch, sex vagina
sex chair, sex hat, sex lunch, sex vagina
wonelove
+0 -0
sex vagina kind of seems redundant.
I mean...what else would it be for?
sex vagina kind of seems redundant.
I mean...what else would it be for?
mr_lostman28
+3 -0
Birth vagina.
Birth vagina.
tekende
+2 -2
P--peeing?
P--peeing?
gethen
+0 -0
tekende, i want this to be a joke, but I don't get it?
tekende, i want this to be a joke, but I don't get it?
dusty
+2 -0
he's stating a use of a vagina besides sex. If you didn't know they use them for that too I hope you aren't too horrified by this discovery. I'm afraid I have to inform you women's anuses have another use besides sex as well.
he's stating a use of a vagina besides sex. If you didn't know they use them for that too I hope you aren't too horrified by this discovery. I'm afraid I have to inform you women's anuses have another use besides sex as well.
gethen
+1 -0
but, but, women don't pee out of the vagina! We pee out the urethra, same as anyone, and that's not in the vagina.
but, but, women don't pee out of the vagina! We pee out the urethra, same as anyone, and that's not in the vagina.
gethen
+0 -0
Here is a diagram:
https://www.afraidtoask.com/woman/vulva.html
Here is a diagram:
https://www.afraidtoask.com/woman/vulva.html
dusty
+0 -0
you're right, I remember hearing this before, I generally think of vagina as meaning the labia and everything between them, but technically its only the opening inside. Though this does make me wonder again why women are supposed to pee after sex.
you're right, I remember hearing this before, I generally think of vagina as meaning the labia and everything between them, but technically its only the opening inside. Though this does make me wonder again why women are supposed to pee after sex.
tekende
+0 -0
That's how I was thinking of it too. Why them ladies got to be so complicated up ins?
That's how I was thinking of it too. Why them ladies got to be so complicated up ins?
dusty
+27 -0
Well a receiving dock does have a lot more equipment than a delivery truck.
Well a receiving dock does have a lot more equipment than a delivery truck.
jlynes
+0 -0
Best. Analogy. Ever.
Best. Analogy. Ever.
greenkoolayd
+0 -0
indeed. thats why i saved this page on my desktop. so i can go back and read this comment stream any time i want to laugh until i choke.
indeed. thats why i saved this page on my desktop. so i can go back and read this comment stream any time i want to laugh until i choke.
atypicaloracle
+3 -0
Somehow my brain took what you said - the magnificent thing you said - and went receiving dock -> delivery truck -> series of tubes -> reproductive organs -> the internet. I am sitting here creating the Katamari of reproductive analogies. I am moved to tears by the size of the thing.
Somehow my brain took what you said - the magnificent thing you said - and went receiving dock -> delivery truck -> series of tubes -> reproductive organs -> the internet. I am sitting here creating the Katamari of reproductive analogies. I am moved to tears by the size of the thing.
scorpio_nadir
+0 -0
kata wha?
kata wha?
hpk
+0 -0
Na Naaaaaaaaaa!
Na
Na Na Na
Na Na
Na
KATAMARI DAMA-SHIIII!!!
Na Naaaaaaaaaa!
Na
Na Na Na
Na Na
Na
KATAMARI DAMA-SHIIII!!!
hpk
+0 -0
Aw dang, and I had it all formatted like musical notes, too.
Another plot foiled by rational comment programming decisions.
Aw dang, and I had it all formatted like musical notes, too.
Another plot foiled by rational comment programming decisions.
boredom_man
+0 -0
Shit, dude.
Shit, dude.
dusty
+1 -0
if you're a gynecologist than what your dealing with are work vaginae. as i see it "work" is the opposite of "sex", as a prefix anyway. For example "thats just my work bicycle" see how that has the opposite effect?
if you're a gynecologist than what your dealing with are work vaginae. as i see it "work" is the opposite of "sex", as a prefix anyway. For example "thats just my work bicycle" see how that has the opposite effect?
libelandslander
+3 -0
I have a tricycle. I believe it has a name now.
I have a tricycle. I believe it has a name now.
zapatos
+0 -0
I also have a pretty neat bicycle. I love to ride it, I ride it around town. People in their cars look at me, but I just keep pedalling. It is about my favorite pass-time, to ride my bike, in the town, along the roads.
I also have a pretty neat bicycle. I love to ride it, I ride it around town. People in their cars look at me, but I just keep pedalling. It is about my favorite pass-time, to ride my bike, in the town, along the roads.
greenkoolayd
+0 -0
agreed. its funny(not haha) that i like to ride bike so much, but i hate to run. even if my life was in danger, id have to think about whether i really wanted to exert myself that much. im sure thats a part of why im fat.
agreed. its funny(not haha) that i like to ride bike so much, but i hate to run. even if my life was in danger, id have to think about whether i really wanted to exert myself that much. im sure thats a part of why im fat.
mikeronomicon
+0 -0
My bike is totally a sex bicycle. It is the sexiest bike ever.
My bike is totally a sex bicycle. It is the sexiest bike ever.
ariamaki
+0 -0
And now this wonderful strip has FINALLY made it to shirt-dom.
I love the open-top hair here.
And now this wonderful strip has FINALLY made it to shirt-dom.
I love the open-top hair here.
Billy's just working with what he's got.