zem
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one year earlier
one year earlier
centipede_damascus
+1 -0
That is an awesome observation.
That is an awesome observation.
drycup
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It's a wonderful tradition that I hope to share with my family.
It's a wonderful tradition that I hope to share with my family.
spinynorman
+1 -0
I get drunk every Christmas, sure. It makes the holidays bearable.
I get drunk every Christmas, sure. It makes the holidays bearable.
tekende
+0 -0
Dude. This is...this is the best idea I've ever seen. Thank you sir. You have inspired a new tradition for me.
No, I don't know why I never thought of it before.
Dude. This is...this is the best idea I've ever seen. Thank you sir. You have inspired a new tradition for me.
No, I don't know why I never thought of it before.
spinynorman
+0 -0
Hey, I'm just sayin' Ray ain't alone in his lifestyle habits.
Though I've never gotten drunk on XMas eve and past out perched over my own stew. Can't say I done that.
Hey, I'm just sayin' Ray ain't alone in his lifestyle habits.
Though I've never gotten drunk on XMas eve and past out perched over my own stew. Can't say I done that.
spinynorman
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*passed. Goddamn it.
*passed. Goddamn it.
huber
+0 -1
TODD
TODD
geysershitdick
+0 -0
private circumstances
private circumstances
catachresis
+1 -0
Points for both the loopback to last year and the straight set-up of Todd being dumb as hell
Points for both the loopback to last year and the straight set-up of Todd being dumb as hell
sakana
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I went around asking people that question. Most got it wrong, which makes it way the hell less embarrassing that I got it wrong too.
I went around asking people that question. Most got it wrong, which makes it way the hell less embarrassing that I got it wrong too.
chomopomomofo
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Okay, in my defense, I didn't know where I was sticking it.
Okay, in my defense, I didn't know where I was sticking it.
dasilodavi
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A comment left by dasilodavi was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by johnnybaverage, divot, chivalress, thesyndicate88, Wulvaine, erinye, yingkaixing)
ctrl_z
+0 -0
Déjà vu
Déjà vu
atticusonline
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Let's say you're driving a bus and you make your first stop and ten people get in then at the next stop 7 people get out and at the third stop 48 people run in and fill up the bus...what color are the bus drivers eyes?
Let's say you're driving a bus and you make your first stop and ten people get in then at the next stop 7 people get out and at the third stop 48 people run in and fill up the bus...what color are the bus drivers eyes?
rykan
+0 -0
Black, like his heart?
Black, like his heart?
atticusonline
+0 -0
You have black eyes? Creepy!
You have black eyes? Creepy!
drskradley
+0 -0
Ray falling asleep on the wall gets me every damn time. NO EYES
Ray falling asleep on the wall gets me every damn time. NO EYES
overmedicated
+0 -0
Todd The Exposition Squirrel.
Todd The Exposition Squirrel.
If you have also passed out drunk in a bathroom stall on Christmas eve, please reply. I want to be your Roast Beef.
Does it count if it wasn't a stall but just a really small bathroom so there was a wall next to the toilet and you could still touch the other wall? And it was your own house but you were pretty sure you'd never been there before?
Hmmm... well its a strike against that it was your own bathroom but also a point in your favor that you were pretty sure you'd never been there before.
So far, you are the front runner.
Bathrooms are the ideal place to pass out. Necessities nearby, and a porcelain to hold close as your body sweats out the poison.
I'd reference being like that in a bathroom stall, but it was at an airport and therefore I don't think as extreme as that other guy's. It was well-lit.
You'd get extra points for grunge and ghetto if Larry Craig was there.
well, not on christmas eve, but my lil sister passed out under the christmas tree after drinking a bottle of mike's hard lemonade.
That is terrible, but really amusing.
It's even funnier to imagine it as a person who is of legal drinking age with extremely poor tolerance.
"Presents! ...oh wait."
Even better!
I have Sir. But, I was standing up, trying to get a bit of "quiet time" in during a hectic night, having a stance like I was pissing just in case someone checked on my feet from another stall. I have done this many times.
Well, it wasn't Christmas Eve, or a stall , but once I got hella wasted and passed out in a friend's bathroom just after draining the lizard. I hit my head on the floor really hard and had a bump there for several days.