william
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How long would the real Andy Kaufman have gay sex for before revealing it was a joke?
How long would the real Andy Kaufman have gay sex for before revealing it was a joke?
patware
+22 -0
It would be about a month. Possibly longer.
It would be about a month. Possibly longer.
saru
+13 -0
He'd probably reveal that no, he really did love his wife, and enjoyed fathering his children with her... in his will... in a clause to be read on the tenth anniversary of his death.
And then, on the twentieth anniversary, he'd have another clause to be read, saying, "just kidding!"
He'd probably reveal that no, he really did love his wife, and enjoyed fathering his children with her... in his will... in a clause to be read on the tenth anniversary of his death.
And then, on the twentieth anniversary, he'd have another clause to be read, saying, "just kidding!"
nigelchaos
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Post-mortem dedication to a joke is where it's at.
Post-mortem dedication to a joke is where it's at.
robertbevandalton
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andy kaufman would have sex for a good forty minutes before molting and moving to guam.
andy kaufman would have sex for a good forty minutes before molting and moving to guam.
boredom_man
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Or possibly removing his Andy Kaufman suit to reveal Gilda Radner. The man was good.
Or possibly removing his Andy Kaufman suit to reveal Gilda Radner. The man was good.
nutmeg
+0 -0
so weird as i was reading this strip Man On the Moon came on the internet radio (shout out louds cover)
so weird as i was reading this strip Man On the Moon came on the internet radio (shout out louds cover)
retardo
+0 -0
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sargasm
+1 -0
OH YEAH!
OH YEAH!
ssddr
+67 -0
[IMGS OFF]CUT IT OUT YOU TWO DONT YOU KNOW THERE'S A WAR ON!
[IMGS OFF]CUT IT OUT YOU TWO DONT YOU KNOW THERE'S A WAR ON!
deancain29
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vermy
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Yeah, I'm sure it was.
Yeah, I'm sure it was.
deancain29
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i'm pretty sure 90% of my comments are marked lame. *sad trombone*
i'm pretty sure 90% of my comments are marked lame. *sad trombone*
fineoakstructure
+0 -0
Don't let 'em get you down, Dean!
Don't let 'em get you down, Dean!
clever-nickname
+1 -0
I love how Teodor is just watching Beef's and Ray's conversation.
I love how Teodor is just watching Beef's and Ray's conversation.
phy
+1 -0
Those first three are some of my favourite panels in a comic strip ever. Saying something in a singsong voice and rocking from one side to the other, in the middle of otherwise nominal conversation; I highly recommend it.
Those first three are some of my favourite panels in a comic strip ever. Saying something in a singsong voice and rocking from one side to the other, in the middle of otherwise nominal conversation; I highly recommend it.
saint
+2 -0
what would happen if the kool-aid man burst in through the wall to see two naked men?
what would happen if the kool-aid man burst in through the wall to see two naked men?
pierceg
+10 -1
OH, YEAAHH!
OH, YEAAHH!
fineoakstructure
+18 -0
This sounds like the kind of question that gets asked about 10 times a day in the Family Guy writers' room.
This sounds like the kind of question that gets asked about 10 times a day in the Family Guy writers' room.
hooves
+7 -0
OHHHH YE...oh, I uh, I beg your pardon. say, you guys look thirsty!
OHHHH YE...oh, I uh, I beg your pardon. say, you guys look thirsty!
ham_shoes
+0 -0
Softoffs. Softoffs would happen.
Softoffs. Softoffs would happen.
luckypyjamas
+1 -0
i have trouble reading teodor's expression in panels 3 and 4
i have trouble reading teodor's expression in panels 3 and 4
luckypyjamas
+2 -0
by which i mean two and three
by which i mean two and three
invidious
+1 -0
"3 and 4" is the new "two and three."
"3 and 4" is the new "two and three."
fineoakstructure
+0 -0
10's and 20's
10's and 20's
kickstart
+1 -0
we need a techno song where it samples someone saying T's "Yelled aaaaat" line over the beats
we need a techno song where it samples someone saying T's "Yelled aaaaat" line over the beats
xiaomimi
+0 -0
I support this plan! C'mon, music people!
I support this plan! C'mon, music people!
cpnglxynchos
+1 -0
next time i'm armed with Garage Band, it is on like Diddy Kong.
...as soon as i figure out where to host such a thing.
next time i'm armed with Garage Band, it is on like Diddy Kong.
...as soon as i figure out where to host such a thing.
adonkon
+0 -0
This has to be one of the top ten alt texts
This has to be one of the top ten alt texts
shutup_shutup
+0 -0
Ray's last line brings up the question of whether or not Beef and Teodor already knew about the case disguises thing, or whether this remark caused them to say/think "What the hell is Ray talking about?"
Ray's last line brings up the question of whether or not Beef and Teodor already knew about the case disguises thing, or whether this remark caused them to say/think "What the hell is Ray talking about?"
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i know, teodor is making such a ruckus, as if he just got laid or scored some [illegal narcotics], when in reality he just got told off by a five-year-old.
I always thought Téodor was shrugging off Cornelius or another authority figure telling him off for watching gay porn near Philippe, but I think what you say makes more sense.
I figured Onstad himself gave him a talking-to. I mean they all still live in the same house right
This is what I thought. Onstad would bitch him out for letting Philippe watch gay porn, because he thinks Teodor will do the same thing for The Baby and scar the baby for life.
What Onstad doesn't realise is that exposure to gay porn early on in life actually decreases the truancy rate in children.
Hva faen?
Visst faen.
Men i helsike da. Hva i faen driver dere med her?
Tja. Jeg vil tørre å påstå at vi leser Achewood. Og jeg tviler forøvrig sterkt på at Assetbar vil gjenkjenne å, ø og æ...
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This made me spit my drink all over my keyboard. And I wasn't even drinking anything at the time!
1. I salute you, aperson.
Thankyou tellumo - I appreciate that.
This is probably my favorite comment ever.
This comment is inspired. I want to be just like you someday John Goodman.
First I must find out where the toes are kept.
i dont get it.
Are you 'avin a laugh? Is she 'avin a laugh?
I just love the Ray/Beef conversations in which T is just looking back and forth, never really sure when to get into the conversation himself.
"Whoah! Why are you sitting around watching gay porn?"
"No, Teodor, this is actually the new Superman movie. ItŽs the scene where heŽs taking a shower in the police department."