aaron_haynes
+29 -0
Oh god they should actually do this.
Oh god they should actually do this.
padijun
+5 -0
Hey, it's California so this legislation is probably already on the horizon.
Hey, it's California so this legislation is probably already on the horizon.
steerpike66
+0 -0
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ghede
+12 -0
Nah, Texans are very polite and sociable. It is their philosophy, armaments, and fatal legal system that gets them branded as ****ing nuts. They are well known for their hospitality. Texan waiters and waitresses are the best.
They are all insane when it comes to politics though.
Nah, Texans are very polite and sociable. It is their philosophy, armaments, and fatal legal system that gets them branded as ****ing nuts. They are well known for their hospitality. Texan waiters and waitresses are the best.
They are all insane when it comes to politics though.
luckypyjamas
+36 -0
you can say "fuck" on the internet
you can say "fuck" on the internet
featurelessvoid
+25 -0
More information about "fuck" can be found on the internet.
More information about "fuck" can be found on the internet.
ariamaki
+0 -0
Chubby for JoshReads ref.
Chubby for JoshReads ref.
overmedicated
+0 -0
Two demographics I never thought would cross.
Two demographics I never thought would cross.
cjsalt
+3 -0
I'm from Texas. Would you care to explain my philosophy to me?
I'm from Texas. Would you care to explain my philosophy to me?
tekende
+8 -1
Well, OBVIOUSLY, as Texas native (since all Texans are the same) you hate queers, darkies, and spics. You love George Bush and spend your weekends drinking beer and randomly firing your many guns into the air, possibly killing people nearby.
That is probably what ghede was referring to.
Well, OBVIOUSLY, as Texas native (since all Texans are the same) you hate queers, darkies, and spics. You love George Bush and spend your weekends drinking beer and randomly firing your many guns into the air, possibly killing people nearby.
That is probably what ghede was referring to.
twntysevn27
+2 -1
I just can't get behind this stereotype. Alabama? Maybe. Texas? No.
I just can't get behind this stereotype. Alabama? Maybe. Texas? No.
gitarooman
+1 -0
That's east Texas you fucking jackass! You never been to Austin. Just... don't talk about Austin. You don't know.
That's east Texas you fucking jackass! You never been to Austin. Just... don't talk about Austin. You don't know.
rowboat
+1 -0
OK, OK. I get it. This is some kind of joke persona that you're putting on. You really had me going there for a minute. I noticed some of your other posts and I was, like, "Wow, this pathetic little fucker is just striding in here spouting off completely asinine shit all over the place. He must be wearing his big boy pants!" But this comment kind of blows the facade. Nobody would say that.
Anyway, I support what you're doing. I don't think we can ever have enough art posters around here. Keep it somewhat realistic, though. Comments like this are funny, but they kind of ruin my suspension of disbelief.
OK, OK. I get it. This is some kind of joke persona that you're putting on. You really had me going there for a minute. I noticed some of your other posts and I was, like, "Wow, this pathetic little fucker is just striding in here spouting off completely asinine shit all over the place. He must be wearing his big boy pants!" But this comment kind of blows the facade. Nobody would say that.
Anyway, I support what you're doing. I don't think we can ever have enough art posters around here. Keep it somewhat realistic, though. Comments like this are funny, but they kind of ruin my suspension of disbelief.
lordpretzel
+0 -0
I chubbied you before I read your last sentence. This was a mistake.
I chubbied you before I read your last sentence. This was a mistake.
libelandslander
+1 -0
I certainly hope not, as that would mean Californian assholes would move to Oregon to escape persecution, and we have plenty of those already.
(disclaimer: I was born in California.)
I certainly hope not, as that would mean Californian assholes would move to Oregon to escape persecution, and we have plenty of those already.
(disclaimer: I was born in California.)
irreverend
+2 -0
They have something similar in England. They're called ASBOs: Anti-Social Behaviour Orders (or "Behavior" for us Americans).
They have something similar in England. They're called ASBOs: Anti-Social Behaviour Orders (or "Behavior" for us Americans).
lawbot
+0 -0
Except that it would be more like you are banned from speaking to any of your neighbours, or being in their neighbourhood, or driving a car fast.
Except that it would be more like you are banned from speaking to any of your neighbours, or being in their neighbourhood, or driving a car fast.
plozza
+0 -0
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hellofyellin
+0 -0
Lyle looks like a dude with long fingernails who works at the Notary Public and enjoys riding an old Honda Red Wing to the Chess club on Saturdays.
And who has a liver like a brillo pad.
Lyle looks like a dude with long fingernails who works at the Notary Public and enjoys riding an old Honda Red Wing to the Chess club on Saturdays.
And who has a liver like a brillo pad.
hellofyellin
+1 -0
(He has long fingernails because he plays classical guitar.)
(He has long fingernails because he plays classical guitar.)
projectyl
+0 -1
Soon: What The R. Stands For.
(I'm hoping for "Ronald" myself. I don't know why.)
Soon: What The R. Stands For.
(I'm hoping for "Ronald" myself. I don't know why.)
featurelessvoid
+4 -0
"Roscoe," I seem to recall
"Roscoe," I seem to recall
prine
+0 -0
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blastradius
+3 -1
It's Roscoe. It's on the blog.
It's Roscoe. It's on the blog.
featurelessvoid
+0 -0
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dr_manflesh_desires_anal_play_immediately
+0 -0
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jrpigman
+15 -0
Lyle vomits the football to a different location
Lyle vomits Old Crow in the baby's crib
Lyle vomits 7-11 nachos into the history books
Lyle vomits the football to a different location
Lyle vomits Old Crow in the baby's crib
Lyle vomits 7-11 nachos into the history books
blastradius
+0 -0
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thescrivener
+0 -0
Also on his Topps card thanks to Teodor
Also on his Topps card thanks to Teodor
crinklebat
+3 -0
Whaaat, that zipcode is Danville. I was given to believe Achewood = Palo Alto. I mean, it's one of the few reasons I was actually kind of okay with paying Palo Alto rent.
Whaaat, that zipcode is Danville. I was given to believe Achewood = Palo Alto. I mean, it's one of the few reasons I was actually kind of okay with paying Palo Alto rent.
lateadopter
+9 -0
The zip codes in the underground are slightly displaced from the above-ground. The sewers run downhill, eh?
The zip codes in the underground are slightly displaced from the above-ground. The sewers run downhill, eh?
songbirdspectre
+0 -0
aw good call. chubs.
aw good call. chubs.
mr2tyler
+1 -0
As a law student, this strip makes me giggle. We need an Asshole Registration regime.
As a law student, this strip makes me giggle. We need an Asshole Registration regime.
mrclarinet
+3 -0
I think such a regime would be open to abuse.
I think such a regime would be open to abuse.
padijun
+4 -0
you'd be all prosecuting people for failure to register as an asshole
you'd be all prosecuting people for failure to register as an asshole
plozza
+6 -0
Which would put you at risk of falling foul of the asshole law yourself...
Which would put you at risk of falling foul of the asshole law yourself...
luckypyjamas
+0 -0
man this could get really complicated. i could see it turning into a situation like A Brave New World, all preventative measures taken against assholes, drugs and severe law enforcemenet at any sign of assholery.
achewood goes dystopian
man this could get really complicated. i could see it turning into a situation like A Brave New World, all preventative measures taken against assholes, drugs and severe law enforcemenet at any sign of assholery.
achewood goes dystopian
catwoman153
+0 -0
As a fellow law student, I must agree.
As a fellow law student, I must agree.
jthompson
+6 -0
The Asshole Registration Regime hereby decries that all law students are assholes.
The Asshole Registration Regime hereby decries that all law students are assholes.
jackparsons
+1 -0
It's called passing the bar.
It's called passing the bar.
taidje_khan
+0 -0
Shit, I'd pay up to six hundo for the right to call myself a card-carrying asshole. We need a Union.
Shit, I'd pay up to six hundo for the right to call myself a card-carrying asshole. We need a Union.
tellumo
+0 -0
Law school costs considerably more than six hundo.
Law school costs considerably more than six hundo.
carterst
+1 -0
I hope we get to meet that kid.
I hope we get to meet that kid.
ssddr
+13 -1
I have never seen lyle speak so sincerely. Im sure it sounds very forced. And if you are going to try to be sincere, at least change out of that misfits shirt, and into something with a collar. Asshole.
I have never seen lyle speak so sincerely. Im sure it sounds very forced. And if you are going to try to be sincere, at least change out of that misfits shirt, and into something with a collar. Asshole.
happycat
+3 -0
How often do you have to get that renewed, I wonder?
How often do you have to get that renewed, I wonder?
featurelessvoid
+2 -2
It lasts a year, but Lyle will probably petition for a free upgrade to Asshole Platinum status long before then.
It lasts a year, but Lyle will probably petition for a free upgrade to Asshole Platinum status long before then.
tony
+6 -1
i'm not sure how long it lasts but if you show it at the library, they WON'T let you check out any books
i'm not sure how long it lasts but if you show it at the library, they WON'T let you check out any books
shounenhero
+0 -0
How many offenses are required to become a Registered Asshole?
How many offenses are required to become a Registered Asshole?
katsura
+0 -0
... fancy meeting you here! :o
... fancy meeting you here! :o
shounenhero
+0 -0
Ahaha, I always see you around but I've never registered here! Achewood brings people together, obviously.
Ahaha, I always see you around but I've never registered here! Achewood brings people together, obviously.
rolotonybrowntown
+0 -0
they probably shant be inviting him in for casserole, no.
they probably shant be inviting him in for casserole, no.
theoneyouwant
+1 -0
i'm betting lyle's proud he's got official proof that he's an asshole.
i'm betting lyle's proud he's got official proof that he's an asshole.
rolotonybrowntown
+21 -2
the card actually electrocutes people's dicks
the card actually electrocutes people's dicks
theoneyouwant
+2 -0
other people's dicks, or just lyle's over and over?
other people's dicks, or just lyle's over and over?
cpnglxynchos
+0 -0
when you are a dick, you get zapped in the dick.
when you are a dick, you get zapped in the dick.
ford
+0 -0
By your rationale, Lyle will be constantly zapped in the asshole.
By your rationale, Lyle will be constantly zapped in the asshole.
zek
+21 -0
Pat's notification radius was atleast five miles.
Pat's notification radius was atleast five miles.
ntopp
+3 -0
Luckily, he's spent years informing people that he's an asshole. He's just taken the more subtle tack of being a total and indiscriminate todger every day of his life.
Luckily, he's spent years informing people that he's an asshole. He's just taken the more subtle tack of being a total and indiscriminate todger every day of his life.
twoply
+0 -0
All they need is a detailed classification system for assholes. Such as the Loud Asshole!
All they need is a detailed classification system for assholes. Such as the Loud Asshole!
killerlimpet
+0 -0
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killerlimpet
+5 -1
Well that was cathartic.
Well that was cathartic.
spectre
+2 -2
We're here to listen . . . and help.
We're here to listen . . . and help.
killerlimpet
+0 -0
Sorry; I hadn't had my morning coffee yet.
Sorry; I hadn't had my morning coffee yet.
grayfox
+0 -0
Are those your boobs?
Are those your boobs?
killerlimpet
+0 -0
no.
no.
grayfox
+0 -0
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kilroywashere
+3 -0
Granted.
Granted.
boredom_man
+2 -0
Shut up, both of you! I've never wanted to be a Registered Asshole less in my life!
Shut up, both of you! I've never wanted to be a Registered Asshole less in my life!
alzuna
+0 -0
Who would actually take a picture of their own boobs to use as an avatar/icon...
Who would actually take a picture of their own boobs to use as an avatar/icon...
libelandslander
+0 -0
They're called "camwhores." Their numbers have dwindled in recent years, but you are sure to find plenty on yahoo and Livejournal, if you'd like to do some field study.
They're called "camwhores." Their numbers have dwindled in recent years, but you are sure to find plenty on yahoo and Livejournal, if you'd like to do some field study.
aarongstock
+2 -0
Any time AHA reaches the "Nickname" line in a form, she writes "see attached".
Any time AHA reaches the "Nickname" line in a form, she writes "see attached".
tenshanhan
+3 -0
I like a girl who will get pissed off at me beating her at GoldenEye. Because... wow, there's a girl playing GoldenEye with me!
I like a girl who will get pissed off at me beating her at GoldenEye. Because... wow, there's a girl playing GoldenEye with me!
twoply
+2 -0
My girl gets pissed when I get a house upgrade before her in Animal Crossing. I suppose, however, in a perfect world every person would know this anger!
Additionally I pray for the day when Animal Crossing gets an Achewood facelift. Can you imagine?
My girl gets pissed when I get a house upgrade before her in Animal Crossing. I suppose, however, in a perfect world every person would know this anger!
Additionally I pray for the day when Animal Crossing gets an Achewood facelift. Can you imagine?
killerlimpet
+4 -2
Her strategy was not so much to "play" as to
1) whine until we turned on paintball mode
2) take a few passing potshots at the rest of us
3) wander into a room and start shooting at random, while saying "Oooh! Pretty!" and "I want to be an interior designer! Why don't I pick out the paint, then you guys buy it and put it up! I'm an artist; I can't live in a house that's a neutral color!"
4) Get shot in the face and become very offended.
So yes, girls goldeneye = cool; whack-ass AHAs goldeneye = harrowing.
Her strategy was not so much to "play" as to
1) whine until we turned on paintball mode
2) take a few passing potshots at the rest of us
3) wander into a room and start shooting at random, while saying "Oooh! Pretty!" and "I want to be an interior designer! Why don't I pick out the paint, then you guys buy it and put it up! I'm an artist; I can't live in a house that's a neutral color!"
4) Get shot in the face and become very offended.
So yes, girls goldeneye = cool; whack-ass AHAs goldeneye = harrowing.
jlynes
+0 -0
Use of the word "harrowing" in context = 1 chubby.
Use of the word "harrowing" in context = 1 chubby.
bixschmix
+1 -0
I am a girl who likes GoldenEye. I disagree with these assessments of girlkind.
I am a girl who likes GoldenEye. I disagree with these assessments of girlkind.
alzuna
+1 -0
I concur.
I concur.
cpnglxynchos
+0 -0
then would you both please get into this van.
then would you both please get into this van.
cpnglxynchos
+0 -0
that would be so rad.
that would be so rad.
jdhenry105
+0 -0
You must kill at bat mitzvahs.
You must kill at bat mitzvahs.
libelandslander
+0 -0
Oh shit, I've known that last asshole!
Well, not that exact asshole, obviously. But the same sort of...issues.
We should start a support group or something.
Oh shit, I've known that last asshole!
Well, not that exact asshole, obviously. But the same sort of...issues.
We should start a support group or something.
budenhagen
+3 -1
I am TOTALLY gonna knock on people's doors, then look angrily at them and say that I'm an asshole before even saying anything else. Thanks, Lyle!
I am TOTALLY gonna knock on people's doors, then look angrily at them and say that I'm an asshole before even saying anything else. Thanks, Lyle!
anomalous3
+0 -0
they just keep getting better....
they just keep getting better....
gormster
+1 -0
That's a pretty terrible photo, Lyle. I'm surprised they let him wear the hat.
That's a pretty terrible photo, Lyle. I'm surprised they let him wear the hat.
sargasm
+1 -1
Also he is required to attend AA (which does not involve alcoholics) for six months
Also he is required to attend AA (which does not involve alcoholics) for six months
afronaut
+1 -1
What the fuck is a larry?
What the fuck is a larry?
tenshanhan
+24 -0
I do believe, sir, that a "larry" would be a left. My friend tends to call turning right "pulling a roger", which let me tell you, confuses the *fuck* out of people who are letting him navigate.
Kevin, halfway through the intersection: "Oh, yeah, pull a roger here."
Friend, driving: "Do a what?!"
Me, in the back: "A right! Turn right, asshole!"
Suddenly there are a multitude of crashes from the back as said driving friend whips the car into the turn and *all* the beer in the trunk smashes. Three guesses who had a shitty weekend, first two don't count.
I do believe, sir, that a "larry" would be a left. My friend tends to call turning right "pulling a roger", which let me tell you, confuses the *fuck* out of people who are letting him navigate.
Kevin, halfway through the intersection: "Oh, yeah, pull a roger here."
Friend, driving: "Do a what?!"
Me, in the back: "A right! Turn right, asshole!"
Suddenly there are a multitude of crashes from the back as said driving friend whips the car into the turn and *all* the beer in the trunk smashes. Three guesses who had a shitty weekend, first two don't count.
jaredwilde
+1 -0
It highly amuses me that you get angry with the driver for not knowing an obscure slang apparently used by two people.
It highly amuses me that you get angry with the driver for not knowing an obscure slang apparently used by two people.
vincentkv
+1 -0
Also called a "Louie".
Also called a "Louie".
katal
+1 -0
Maybe I'm wrong, but I have to believe that this is the first Achewood strip in which Lyle is the only "main" character present the entire way through.
Maybe I'm wrong, but I have to believe that this is the first Achewood strip in which Lyle is the only "main" character present the entire way through.
johnnylandmine
+4 -0
There's this one from way back.
There's this one from way back.
lrosetw8
+0 -0
That's cool how fast you found that.
i have had whoper. mcd's pretty good also.
That's cool how fast you found that.
i have had whoper. mcd's pretty good also.
blastradius
+0 -0
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caduceo
+0 -0
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lrosetw8
+11 -0
With the "Soon" I imagine that music from Law & Order.
duh duh!
With the "Soon" I imagine that music from Law & Order.
duh duh!
aperson
+0 -0
Hah! Excellent.
Hah! Excellent.
melmaysmuckles
+1 -0
lyle looks almost remorseful in front of the judge. maybe he went to court sober?
lyle looks almost remorseful in front of the judge. maybe he went to court sober?
fuckyoufriday
+0 -0
Sober as a Turk.
Sober as a Turk.
rawk5tar
+2 -0
Shit, seems more like a reward than a punishment
Shit, seems more like a reward than a punishment
steerpike66
+1 -0
Ha. They cut off his chin in the photo just so to fit in his hat. Maybe Lyle has a bald spot. Actual.
Ha. They cut off his chin in the photo just so to fit in his hat. Maybe Lyle has a bald spot. Actual.
plummet
+0 -0
Is there an Asshole Knowledge Test for this license?
Is there an Asshole Knowledge Test for this license?
gothfae
+0 -0
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caduceo
+0 -0
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lateadopter
+2 -1
I was unable to lame your comment, caduceo, but I would if I could. However, my desire to dispense lame, while great, is not so great that I would compensate by giving chubby to gothfae.
I was unable to lame your comment, caduceo, but I would if I could. However, my desire to dispense lame, while great, is not so great that I would compensate by giving chubby to gothfae.
andrew_
+13 -0
no one should be a cock to a stranger. ever.
no one should be a cock to a stranger. ever.
honesttom
+0 -0
Peace should be waged immediately.
Peace should be waged immediately.
steerpike66
+0 -0
'Your parents around?' has an ominous tone to it; what do you think Lyle is going to do if Mom and Dad are out?
'Your parents around?' has an ominous tone to it; what do you think Lyle is going to do if Mom and Dad are out?
aperson
+1 -0
Come back later. He is legally required to notify a person of majority.
Come back later. He is legally required to notify a person of majority.
doobie
+0 -1
His parents are around, and they'll have some pretty serious questions.
His parents are around, and they'll have some pretty serious questions.
spectre
+0 -0
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narrenschiff
+1 -0
Standing in a courtroom with those glasses, saying that he just didn't mean to flip a bitch... it all just fits.
Standing in a courtroom with those glasses, saying that he just didn't mean to flip a bitch... it all just fits.
doobie
+2 -1
The tiger is required by law to inform his neighbors that he is unpleasant.
The tiger is required by law to inform his neighbors that he is unpleasant.
nsrdude
+0 -1
Not neccesarily. Being an asshole and being unpleasant are generally two seperate things (though not mutually exclusive)
Not neccesarily. Being an asshole and being unpleasant are generally two seperate things (though not mutually exclusive)
slalvation
+0 -1
You find assholes pleasant?
You find assholes pleasant?
echidnaboy
+0 -0
When I am younger, sure, ok, but not so much now. Maybe I change, maybe they change. Who knows?
When I am younger, sure, ok, but not so much now. Maybe I change, maybe they change. Who knows?
nevlik
+0 -0
This will be a product on the store inside three weeks.
This will be a product on the store inside three weeks.
untilyouaresonude
+10 -0
There's a website where Lyle's just a little green pushpin on a city map. Overconcerned mothers tell their children to keep away.
There's a website where Lyle's just a little green pushpin on a city map. Overconcerned mothers tell their children to keep away.
tim_simmons
+1 -0
judge has a bob saget haircut
judge has a bob saget haircut
davidp
+0 -0
The judge's sideburns give him two sets of ears... weird.
The judge's sideburns give him two sets of ears... weird.
zefiel
+0 -0
Sometimes a sideburn is just a sideburn.
Sometimes a sideburn is just a sideburn.
illgamesh
+2 -1
How did Lyle get a car? Why would he wear his Misfits shirt to his hearing?
How did Lyle get a car? Why would he wear his Misfits shirt to his hearing?
gothfae
+0 -2
He's an asshole. Duh.
That can answer whichever question you like, and feel like creating a syntax for.
He's an asshole. Duh.
That can answer whichever question you like, and feel like creating a syntax for.
balvo
+1 -0
"...all punked up on Jupiter oil" made this strip for me. Plus the way Lyle is glaring at the kid in the last panel is perfectly in line with being a card-carrying asshole.
"...all punked up on Jupiter oil" made this strip for me. Plus the way Lyle is glaring at the kid in the last panel is perfectly in line with being a card-carrying asshole.
weapon86
+0 -0
Indeed, like the Drunken Master, Lyle rolls "fifty deep". That song's gotta be one of the anthems for Drinkin' Island. Or maybe Lemme just plays the tab for it now and then.
Indeed, like the Drunken Master, Lyle rolls "fifty deep". That song's gotta be one of the anthems for Drinkin' Island. Or maybe Lemme just plays the tab for it now and then.
shrum
+0 -2
I'm surprised no one has mentioned the Big Lebowski reference.
Nobody fucks with the Lyle.
I'm surprised no one has mentioned the Big Lebowski reference.
Nobody fucks with the Lyle.
illgamesh
+0 -1
What Big Lebowski reference. In some parts of the country, registered sex offenders really *do* have to go door to door and tell their neighbors they are sex offenders.
What Big Lebowski reference. In some parts of the country, registered sex offenders really *do* have to go door to door and tell their neighbors they are sex offenders.
slab64
+6 -0
Eight year olds, dude.
Eight year olds, dude.
trumbot
+0 -0
Why isn't Pat being forced to register? Maybe he's already registered and hasn't renewed or something.
Why isn't Pat being forced to register? Maybe he's already registered and hasn't renewed or something.
jlynes
+2 -0
Grandfather clause. Pat's been an asshole for so long that he's legally allowed to get away with it.
Grandfather clause. Pat's been an asshole for so long that he's legally allowed to get away with it.
untilyouaresonude
+1 -0
Pat's not an asshole. He's a dick. There's a difference.
Pat's not an asshole. He's a dick. There's a difference.
jlynes
+0 -0
Not according to Ray:
https://m.assetbar.com/achewood/uuaLHfdG6
Not according to Ray:
https://m.assetbar.com/achewood/uuaLHfdG6
tenshanhan
+2 -2
I don't know, maybe we're talking about the difference between being an asshole and being an Asshole. Is an asshole just a guy who is mean, and an Asshole someone who has commited to the lifestyle? On first glance, Pat may seem to be an Asshole, but maybe this nature is so ingrained, it comes so naturally to him, that, while he is a huuuuge asshole, he is not an Asshole. Meanwhile, while Lyle seems to have certain, albeit rare, times when he exhibits almost nice traits, he has most certainly commited himself to being an Asshole.
Then again, I've been drinking.
I don't know, maybe we're talking about the difference between being an asshole and being an Asshole. Is an asshole just a guy who is mean, and an Asshole someone who has commited to the lifestyle? On first glance, Pat may seem to be an Asshole, but maybe this nature is so ingrained, it comes so naturally to him, that, while he is a huuuuge asshole, he is not an Asshole. Meanwhile, while Lyle seems to have certain, albeit rare, times when he exhibits almost nice traits, he has most certainly commited himself to being an Asshole.
Then again, I've been drinking.
illgamesh
+1 -1
I call mistrial. It's clear that this wasn't a fair trial. The judge had made his mind up before Lyle got to state his case. How else did the judge already have a card all made up.
I call mistrial. It's clear that this wasn't a fair trial. The judge had made his mind up before Lyle got to state his case. How else did the judge already have a card all made up.
lokier
+1 -0
Man I hope that's a recurring judge.
Man I hope that's a recurring judge.
ngazin
+0 -0
A comment left by ngazin was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by goocifer, magicbacon, Fielding)
A comment left by ngazin was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by goocifer, magicbacon, Fielding)
zefiel
+19 -0
This post's purpose is none other that informing us that this user, indeed, has a relationship with a human female.
This post's purpose is none other that informing us that this user, indeed, has a relationship with a human female.
hypercube
+0 -0
it doesn't even necessarily imply that the female in question is human.
it doesn't even necessarily imply that the female in question is human.
dropkickpikachu
+0 -0
Makes me sick to think of all the time and money I wasted on human females.
Makes me sick to think of all the time and money I wasted on human females.
slab64
+0 -0
It also served the purpose of showing how fancy his syntax is...everyone else just says "what was the matter."
It also served the purpose of showing how fancy his syntax is...everyone else just says "what was the matter."
serf
+1 -0
this has to be one of the best lyle strips ever. he looks so much better with the glasses.
this has to be one of the best lyle strips ever. he looks so much better with the glasses.
stevepants
+0 -1
Instant. Classic.
Instant. Classic.
imjustsaying
+0 -0
Shit, Lyle, Shit... You gone and made it official. I once lived with Lyle for six months, only he was a 43-year-old Texan.
Shit, Lyle, Shit... You gone and made it official. I once lived with Lyle for six months, only he was a 43-year-old Texan.
orf
+0 -0
His Honor a very judgely haircut and eyeglasses chain.
His Honor a very judgely haircut and eyeglasses chain.
nicolae
+0 -0
I'm glad that his moustache evolved from a swatch of black to a stylish set of handlebars. In Achewood's early days I thought it was his mouth, set at an angry angle and perpetually agape.
I'm glad that his moustache evolved from a swatch of black to a stylish set of handlebars. In Achewood's early days I thought it was his mouth, set at an angry angle and perpetually agape.
plezure
+2 -0
"Broken hearts are for assholes...so what you going to do? Cause you're an asshole! You're an asshole!"
"Broken hearts are for assholes...so what you going to do? Cause you're an asshole! You're an asshole!"
tim_simmons
+0 -0
z - zappa?
z - zappa?
lateadopter
+0 -0
That's right!
That's right!
plezure
+0 -0
Yes it is.
Yes it is.
tim_simmons
+1 -0
DAMN IM GOOD JUST LOOK AT THESE MUSICAL MUSCLES THEY ARE HUGE
DAMN IM GOOD JUST LOOK AT THESE MUSICAL MUSCLES THEY ARE HUGE
ishuta
+7 -0
everyone in this strip is wearing glasses
everyone in this strip is wearing glasses
galen
+0 -0
Lyle: Unsung friggin' hero. You can't apply for that car. You gotta be extraordinary.
Lyle: Unsung friggin' hero. You can't apply for that car. You gotta be extraordinary.
euphemisms
+1 -0
am i the only one imaging this taking place on one of those terrible two-in-the-afternoon judge shows on basic televison?
am i the only one imaging this taking place on one of those terrible two-in-the-afternoon judge shows on basic televison?
griffball
+0 -1
I hope one day Im' bad enough to get one of those.
I hope one day Im' bad enough to get one of those.
biff
+0 -2
Hello, is your mother or father home?
Good evening sir. My name is biff, and I am making my court-ordered visit to inform you that I am a Registered Loud Asshole.
Hello, is your mother or father home?
Good evening sir. My name is biff, and I am making my court-ordered visit to inform you that I am a Registered Loud Asshole.
zefiel
+3 -1
HEEELLO!!?? HEELLO, MC FLY!!
HEEELLO!!?? HEELLO, MC FLY!!
neonfreon
+3 -1
chubby because i can tell by the italics that you put a lot of effort into it
chubby because i can tell by the italics that you put a lot of effort into it
katsura
+0 -0
re: the new current kid status -- GOD I want to yell that at someone for no good reason. Would that make me an Asshole?
re: the new current kid status -- GOD I want to yell that at someone for no good reason. Would that make me an Asshole?
tombsgrave
+1 -1
It depends on which Morpheus we're talking about. If we're hella yellin' about the god of sleep, I think it'd be cool--like issuing a challenge to God, only it's a god that hasn't drawn serious worship in thousands of years. If'n it's to the Sandman or the sassy black man from the Matrix movies, I think we have momre of a case of assholism (in the case of the Sandman, well-read assholism).
It depends on which Morpheus we're talking about. If we're hella yellin' about the god of sleep, I think it'd be cool--like issuing a challenge to God, only it's a god that hasn't drawn serious worship in thousands of years. If'n it's to the Sandman or the sassy black man from the Matrix movies, I think we have momre of a case of assholism (in the case of the Sandman, well-read assholism).
neonfreon
+1 -1
Morpheus is actually the god of dreams. Hypnos is the god of sleep. How's that for assholism?!?
Morpheus is actually the god of dreams. Hypnos is the god of sleep. How's that for assholism?!?
permacouture
+0 -0
could lyle gabriel be related to peter gabriel?[IMGS OFF]
could lyle gabriel be related to peter gabriel?[IMGS OFF]
pepperhittherim
+0 -0
I'm very glad Lyle kept his glasses.
I'm very glad Lyle kept his glasses.
geysershitdick
+4 -0
Jupiter Oil = Juniper Oil = Gin
It took me over a month to get that.
Jupiter Oil = Juniper Oil = Gin
It took me over a month to get that.
dasilodavi
+0 -0
Be honest. Who amongst you would have to register for this one?
I would, and I think I'd be relieved to. Take all the pre-text out of the whole thing. I'd wear the ID like a name tag.
Be honest. Who amongst you would have to register for this one?
I would, and I think I'd be relieved to. Take all the pre-text out of the whole thing. I'd wear the ID like a name tag.
meetzorp
+0 -0
There are so many things to love about this strip.
I'm hoping to be able to work the line, "I don't know how any of that information can be considered actual" into conversation in the future.
There are so many things to love about this strip.
I'm hoping to be able to work the line, "I don't know how any of that information can be considered actual" into conversation in the future.
neonaoneo
+0 -0
Reading this strip again it actually made me laugh pretty hard. The combination of the judge's and lyle's verbal mannerisms is...it is right.
Reading this strip again it actually made me laugh pretty hard. The combination of the judge's and lyle's verbal mannerisms is...it is right.
arelladawn
+0 -0
Since when does he wear glasses? And what is jupiter oil??
Since when does he wear glasses? And what is jupiter oil??
gunsofray
+0 -0
It's in a previous strip i cant be bothered finding, Lyle got prescription glasses.
It's in a previous strip i cant be bothered finding, Lyle got prescription glasses.
atypicaloracle
+0 -0
Liquid ketamine.
Liquid ketamine.
arelladawn
+0 -0
I never would have guessed. Thanks.
I never would have guessed. Thanks.
henry_pussycat
+0 -0
I like Lyle more now with glasses.
I like Lyle more now with glasses.
atypicaloracle
+0 -0
Lyle won't do coke, but he will do ketamine?
Lyle won't do coke, but he will do ketamine?
masterbbb26
+0 -0
Im a registered douchebag.....we are the ones registered asshole make fun of at their support meetings...
Im a registered douchebag.....we are the ones registered asshole make fun of at their support meetings...
Always question the actuality of information. Always.