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Code Levels of Dating Beef Monday, September 23, 2002 • read strip Viewing 31 comments:

The ladies love to talk about how they let their family down. It is ideal.

Congrats, your comment negates the need for any further comment. (except this)

I know HTML and I let my family down.

Sorry mom, sorry dad, sorry college

... and you let your family down?

you have ground to regain, friend.

P.S. Call me old-fashioned, but I don't cry on the first date.

Call me old-fashioned but I only cry during sex.

Lordy, that last panel is something fierce

That last panel is some hell of rough chuckles, at least to anyone who knows only HTML.

scoliosis

That last panel is basically a thing

YES

Ray and the five-year-old think exactly alike.

The five-year-old is to be referred to by name at all times (Philippe)

I've got a circle of webdesigner friends who would crap themselves with excitement upon reading this comic. I must show it to them.

Then take them to the pants store.

Or better yet, the toilet store.

Beef would like a girl who prefers compiled languages.

Showin' the brutal side of Roast Beef...

As a programmer, I can attest to feeling the same way.

Yeow, beef. That is harsh, bro.

Well, he IS a kinky dogg.

I am a lady and I only know HTML and this strip makes me cry a tiny bit.

also, I would totally reply to this ad. but not as enthusiastically as to Philippe's one of two strips ago.

Is that a martini or a margarita in Ray's hand?

(Before you answer, remember that Ray is visiting a friend in Hospital.)

How can Ray read his mind????

I don't even know HTML. Is that better or worse?

Why, yes, I do use Dreamweaver!

...let your family down, by failing to learn proper programming language?

Beef is interested in new ideas.

How has this alt text not been discussed more? Is so good.

whenever the alt text voice continues the character's' filler patterns (such as 'uh') and avoids even the basickest punctuation, then it is funny