coldfrog
+0 -0
Way to point out the literary use of Miss Havisham's name, Captain Obvious.
Way to point out the literary use of Miss Havisham's name, Captain Obvious.
salvar
+1 -0
'Twas indeed an unsubtle time.
'Twas indeed an unsubtle time.
lexsenthur
+3 -0
It was the best of times, it was the fuck your mother of times.
Yes, I know that isn't Dickens, don't be a Dickens about it.
It was the best of times, it was the fuck your mother of times.
Yes, I know that isn't Dickens, don't be a Dickens about it.
plummet
+0 -0
Whatevs, Brosophocles.
Whatevs, Brosophocles.
snugelgguns
+0 -0
Chubbies to whoever can best translate this conversation into Todd and Blister's usual patois.
Chubbies to whoever can best translate this conversation into Todd and Blister's usual patois.
gormster
+34 -0
"D-d-d-dude! What the fuck is this shit?"
"ITS A BOOK"
"Man I can't f-f-frickin read!"
"D-d-d-dude! What the fuck is this shit?"
"ITS A BOOK"
"Man I can't f-f-frickin read!"
coldfrog
+6 -0
"I almost got goddam b-b-busted from this cop dealin' cheap nose-candy to suckers."
"Only reason I ain't get caught is he tried to tell me his name was 'Rocky Snortswell', even offered to show me s-s-some immigrant card with it written in letters. I ain't goin' to get busted by some taint-rubbin' cop ain't got the sense to have a real mexican name, you gotta earn my respect if you want to put me away."
"DID IT NOT OCCUR TO YOU THAT HIS OCCUPATION OF CHOICE WAS IN FACT THE RESULT OF A DIVINE PROVIDENCE DECLARING HIS FUTURE FOREVER AS A DEALER OF DUBIOUS, YET AFFORDABLE COCAINE?"
"I almost got goddam b-b-busted from this cop dealin' cheap nose-candy to suckers."
"Only reason I ain't get caught is he tried to tell me his name was 'Rocky Snortswell', even offered to show me s-s-some immigrant card with it written in letters. I ain't goin' to get busted by some taint-rubbin' cop ain't got the sense to have a real mexican name, you gotta earn my respect if you want to put me away."
"DID IT NOT OCCUR TO YOU THAT HIS OCCUPATION OF CHOICE WAS IN FACT THE RESULT OF A DIVINE PROVIDENCE DECLARING HIS FUTURE FOREVER AS A DEALER OF DUBIOUS, YET AFFORDABLE COCAINE?"
expellens
+4 -0
It's known as Nominative Determinism for those keeping score at home. Witness the dentist, Dr. Payne, the Hatcheries manager, Mr. Fish, or lest we forget the author of that dusty tome, "The Lion's Paw", by Claude Balls.
It's known as Nominative Determinism for those keeping score at home. Witness the dentist, Dr. Payne, the Hatcheries manager, Mr. Fish, or lest we forget the author of that dusty tome, "The Lion's Paw", by Claude Balls.
jeffspaulding
+1 -0
BJ queen Monica "Lewinsky."
BJ queen Monica "Lewinsky."
belgand
+0 -0
Sorry, but Thomas Crapper, while not nearly as celebrated as some would like you to believe, was most definitely a man who manufactured and sold toilets. That is a fact that you can look up in a (reputable) book. He is the undisputed winner here.
Sorry, but Thomas Crapper, while not nearly as celebrated as some would like you to believe, was most definitely a man who manufactured and sold toilets. That is a fact that you can look up in a (reputable) book. He is the undisputed winner here.
honesttom
+2 -0
Ah yes, and Todd T. Squirrel, doomed to a life of jittery rodenthood.
Ah yes, and Todd T. Squirrel, doomed to a life of jittery rodenthood.
srikamaraja
+0 -0
Truly, when we regret the name of our Father, we endeavor to make a name for our Self.
Truly, when we regret the name of our Father, we endeavor to make a name for our Self.
srikamaraja
+0 -0
bismi 'llahi r'rahmanir' rahim! There will never be found a squirrel who rejects the will of God.
bismi 'llahi r'rahmanir' rahim! There will never be found a squirrel who rejects the will of God.
drskradley
+1 -0
%u0628%u0633%u0645 %u0627%u0644%u0644%u0647 %u0627%u0644%u0631%u062D%u0645%u0646 %u0627%u0644%u0631%u062D%u064A%u0645
%u0628%u0633%u0645 %u0627%u0644%u0644%u0647 %u0627%u0644%u0631%u062D%u0645%u0646 %u0627%u0644%u0631%u062D%u064A%u0645
drskradley
+1 -0
Writing in Arabic was never going to work. Deep down, I knew this.
You couldn't even begin a sura on Assetbar, by the looks of it. Nothing is allowed to be dedicated to your Eastern deity on this here Internet, son.
Writing in Arabic was never going to work. Deep down, I knew this.
You couldn't even begin a sura on Assetbar, by the looks of it. Nothing is allowed to be dedicated to your Eastern deity on this here Internet, son.
52
+3 -0
with assetbarista it works. I can see the arabic just fine
with assetbarista it works. I can see the arabic just fine
drskradley
+1 -0
Nah dude, I dunno about downloadin' no damn computer program...
Nah dude, I dunno about downloadin' no damn computer program...
srikamaraja
+0 -0
In the name of that awful Grace Jones...
In the name of that awful Grace Jones...
singtralala
+0 -0
not only is todd totally out of kharacter, he also looks pretty weird
not only is todd totally out of kharacter, he also looks pretty weird
deus
+0 -0
Whoaw, mindfuck!
Whoaw, mindfuck!
plummet
+0 -0
I say again, what the fuck.
I say again, what the fuck.
deus
+0 -0
DONT YOU GET IT!!
DONT....YOU....GET....IT!!!
WHY DONT YOU GET IT!!!
YOU MUST GET IT!!!
GET IT IN HIER!
DONT YOU GET IT!!
DONT....YOU....GET....IT!!!
WHY DONT YOU GET IT!!!
YOU MUST GET IT!!!
GET IT IN HIER!
tragicone
+0 -0
Try to guess which battle!
Try to guess which battle!
optimistprime
+0 -0
Later on that night, they discussed the little-understood causal link between Chaucer and John Irving, with particular emphasis on comparisons between Cousin Hester and the Wife Of Bath.
Later on that night, they discussed the little-understood causal link between Chaucer and John Irving, with particular emphasis on comparisons between Cousin Hester and the Wife Of Bath.
nice-on-water
+1 -0
Tomorrow: Chucklebot and Andy discuss parody in dirty realism as an extension of postmodernism!
Tomorrow: Chucklebot and Andy discuss parody in dirty realism as an extension of postmodernism!
greenkoolayd
+0 -0
this one is dum, yo.
that was my impersonation of gladi(its opposite day)
this one is dum, yo.
that was my impersonation of gladi(its opposite day)
nice-on-water
+1 -0
Really? You're the opposite of glad? Really.
Really? You're the opposite of glad? Really.
greenkoolayd
+0 -2
no one understands me! [[weeps]]
no one understands me! [[weeps]]
i_love_kate
+0 -0
So you're actually a bit... worse than gladi8orrex.
So you're actually a bit... worse than gladi8orrex.
salvar
+0 -0
Whereas Todd, in character, is apt to squander not just wisps, but whole snorts of breath or anything else. He has also been known to soil his share of bosoms.
Whereas Todd, in character, is apt to squander not just wisps, but whole snorts of breath or anything else. He has also been known to soil his share of bosoms.
fourninefoxtrot
+19 -0
Don't do cocaine, kids. It's a gateway drug that leads to worse things, like literary criticism.
Don't do cocaine, kids. It's a gateway drug that leads to worse things, like literary criticism.
mockereo
+0 -0
but the characters were so GOOD the way they were! i don't EVER want to see them in a several part series where they aren't in character!
Unless the rest of them are really good. Then i'll hop that bandwagon like a fanboy should.
but the characters were so GOOD the way they were! i don't EVER want to see them in a several part series where they aren't in character!
Unless the rest of them are really good. Then i'll hop that bandwagon like a fanboy should.
bradypalvarez
+5 -0
chris onstad gets sort of stoned
chris onstad gets sort of stoned
onegoodmonkey
+0 -0
My friend who just signed up for the paid content (and confirmed my earlier experience that it wasn't all that awesome) just showed me these "out of character" strips a few days ago.
It's sad to me that for years, until right around the time I discovered Achewood, Onstad was putting out killer material almost daily.
My friend who just signed up for the paid content (and confirmed my earlier experience that it wasn't all that awesome) just showed me these "out of character" strips a few days ago.
It's sad to me that for years, until right around the time I discovered Achewood, Onstad was putting out killer material almost daily.
52
+0 -0
if you was rich you could hire onstad to be your personal strip producer.
if you was rich you could hire onstad to be your personal strip producer.
52
+0 -0
wait, your friend is giving away paid content for free? why are you friends with this person? Are you some kind of anarchist?
wait, your friend is giving away paid content for free? why are you friends with this person? Are you some kind of anarchist?
gladi8orrex
+3 -0
the strip updates too fast might could someone miss one-a my pomes. i m kinda worried
the strip updates too fast might could someone miss one-a my pomes. i m kinda worried
doc_rostov
+0 -0
That is a terrible thought. Stop thinking it.
Update your twitter more often, Brandon.
That is a terrible thought. Stop thinking it.
Update your twitter more often, Brandon.
hamscout
+2 -0
I, too, no longer have the time to leisurely photoshop up some buggery (I finally finished my contribution for yesterday's strip). Onstad's new resolution will be a hot poker in the arse of everyone's creative beast.
I welcome the return of quick strips, winnowing the chaff of chatter to reveal the hearty grains of humorous comments within.
I, too, no longer have the time to leisurely photoshop up some buggery (I finally finished my contribution for yesterday's strip). Onstad's new resolution will be a hot poker in the arse of everyone's creative beast.
I welcome the return of quick strips, winnowing the chaff of chatter to reveal the hearty grains of humorous comments within.
plummet
+0 -0
I, too, am excited about this New Direction.
So far these are pleasant surprises. Assetbar has even improved somewhat.
I, too, am excited about this New Direction.
So far these are pleasant surprises. Assetbar has even improved somewhat.
jeffspaulding
+0 -0
ham Quote:
Too cool not to repost. Jeanie (Louise) in a bottle:
[IMGS OFF]
ham Quote:
I finally finished my contribution for yesterday's strip
Too cool not to repost. Jeanie (Louise) in a bottle:
[IMGS OFF]
nice-on-water
+0 -0
Less time between strips, less chatter, less arguing, less trolling. I approve too.
Less time between strips, less chatter, less arguing, less trolling. I approve too.
belgand
+0 -0
On the other hand, sometimes it takes a bit of time to get down into mining deep veins of comedy. There needs to be a bit of build-up, some back-and-forth, before we get into the good stuff. Early posts often have some gems, but there's still a lot of easy comments based directly on the strip.
On the other hand, sometimes it takes a bit of time to get down into mining deep veins of comedy. There needs to be a bit of build-up, some back-and-forth, before we get into the good stuff. Early posts often have some gems, but there's still a lot of easy comments based directly on the strip.
troy_convers
+0 -0
Onstad's exercising his brevity muscle more.
Looks like I'll be exercising my love muscle less.
Onstad's exercising his brevity muscle more.
Looks like I'll be exercising my love muscle less.
nice-on-water
+0 -0
Well that was...out-of-character. I think I like this, but definitely as a one-time thing. Out-of-character Komix should not be the focus of a comic with such strong characters.
I gotta say, though, this new brevity thing is getting me excited. It's what got me out of bed this morning, literally. I was gonna sleep in till I realized Onstad MAY HAVE posted two comics in a ROW. And he did.
Well that was...out-of-character. I think I like this, but definitely as a one-time thing. Out-of-character Komix should not be the focus of a comic with such strong characters.
I gotta say, though, this new brevity thing is getting me excited. It's what got me out of bed this morning, literally. I was gonna sleep in till I realized Onstad MAY HAVE posted two comics in a ROW. And he did.
plummet
+0 -0
Yeah, I hope he keeps up the quickdraw strips. Achewood is fun to read again!
i am getting nice on clam chowder right now btw
Yeah, I hope he keeps up the quickdraw strips. Achewood is fun to read again!
i am getting nice on clam chowder right now btw
nice-on-water
+0 -0
Nice.
Nice.
plummet
+0 -0
Has anyone considered what Out-of-Character Mr. Bear would be like, by means of this COMIC STRIP?
Has anyone considered what Out-of-Character Mr. Bear would be like, by means of this COMIC STRIP?
nice-on-water
+6 -1
I just whipped this up
[IMGS OFF]
I just whipped this up
[IMGS OFF]
nice-on-water
+11 -1
Feeling creative; did this just now:
[IMGS OFF]
Feeling creative; did this just now:
[IMGS OFF]
greenkoolayd
+0 -0
chubbied for creatividad.
chubbied for creatividad.
nice-on-water
+1 -0
Thanks, I was like "Well why the hell not!" and just went CRAZY
Thanks, I was like "Well why the hell not!" and just went CRAZY
tinhand
+0 -0
Has anyone noticed that this strip and the last one don't have copyright notices on them?
Also I miss Dr Manflesh, I find reading through his post archive almost as entertaining as rereading the strips themselves.
Has anyone noticed that this strip and the last one don't have copyright notices on them?
Also I miss Dr Manflesh, I find reading through his post archive almost as entertaining as rereading the strips themselves.
jeffspaulding
+0 -0
Before you start your own Fakewood site, scroll to the bottom of the page:
Quote:
Before you start your own Fakewood site, scroll to the bottom of the page:
Quote:
All content Copyright 2001%u20132009 Chris Onstad
desert_donkey
+0 -0
i wish the font was smaller so i actually couldn't read it.
'tis worse to barely be able to read something than to not read it all.
- Mr. Eyes Can't See This Stupid FUCKING Micro-font
i wish the font was smaller so i actually couldn't read it.
'tis worse to barely be able to read something than to not read it all.
- Mr. Eyes Can't See This Stupid FUCKING Micro-font
jeffspaulding
+5 -0
[IMGS OFF]
[IMGS OFF]
plummet
+0 -0
Permission to use this one on people while smoking weed, Jeff?
Permission to use this one on people while smoking weed, Jeff?
jeffspaulding
+0 -0
Granted. I used to be the sanctimonious ass (geek stuck in a life trajectory that avoided drugs and culminated in a doctorate). If I could do it again I would definitely do more doobage.
Granted. I used to be the sanctimonious ass (geek stuck in a life trajectory that avoided drugs and culminated in a doctorate). If I could do it again I would definitely do more doobage.
mehighlow
+0 -0
Still, some of the original character persona is retained: in the final word of the first sentence Onstad retains Todd's characteristic stutter, shattering the pretense of academic soliloquy.
I lold at that shit
Still, some of the original character persona is retained: in the final word of the first sentence Onstad retains Todd's characteristic stutter, shattering the pretense of academic soliloquy.
I lold at that shit
missbee
+0 -0
Out-of-character but not out of verbal tics.
Out-of-character but not out of verbal tics.
lolsworth
+0 -0
When was the last time we saw dead squirrel whose name escapes me?
When was the last time we saw dead squirrel whose name escapes me?
nice-on-water
+1 -0
Blister? Probably Ray's toilet party.
Blister? Probably Ray's toilet party.
stereo
+0 -0
A comment left by stereo was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by re5urgam, AJESTERONLY, cpnglxynchos)
A comment left by stereo was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by re5urgam, AJESTERONLY, cpnglxynchos)
nice-on-water
+2 -0
FUCK your comic sans.
FUCK your comic sans.
mockereo
+3 -0
HE WANTS TO TASTE THE CURB! HE WANTS TO TASTE THE FUCKING CURB!
HE WANTS TO TASTE THE CURB! HE WANTS TO TASTE THE FUCKING CURB!
greatjob
+2 -0
The disease is inside of him.
The disease is inside of him.
telescreen
+0 -0
It is in bad Achewood taste to use Comic Sans in your comic. I..I cannot chubby this...
It is in bad Achewood taste to use Comic Sans in your comic. I..I cannot chubby this...
nice-on-water
+0 -0
Aw, well don't give the guy lames.
Aw, well don't give the guy lames.
greatjob
+1 -0
Wait... Was this "meta" out of character? Did you... Did you use Comic Sans... on purpose ?
Wait... Was this "meta" out of character? Did you... Did you use Comic Sans... on purpose ?
lolsworth
+0 -0
Chubbied to try and redress the balance. He didn't know. He is as much a victim of Comic Sans as anyone.
Chubbied to try and redress the balance. He didn't know. He is as much a victim of Comic Sans as anyone.
jimple
+0 -0
I have been going backwards through the archives of the "fan flow", day by day, searching for the text:
jeer (2)
and when I find it, I add another jeer. So if you find yourself jeer banned, this might be why. It's nothing person, it's just that I don't think that the system, as it is, should exist. It's obviously been poorly thought out.
I have been going backwards through the archives of the "fan flow", day by day, searching for the text:
jeer (2)
and when I find it, I add another jeer. So if you find yourself jeer banned, this might be why. It's nothing person, it's just that I don't think that the system, as it is, should exist. It's obviously been poorly thought out.
srikamaraja
+2 -0
Todd is gladi8orrex.
Todd is gladi8orrex.
daidai
+0 -0
Hey everybody.
Anybody else not been able to rate the last like, 10 strips?
Just wondering.
Much love,
bro-blemint gum
Hey everybody.
Anybody else not been able to rate the last like, 10 strips?
Just wondering.
Much love,
bro-blemint gum
jimple
+0 -0
the strip rating function suffered from the same security flaw that the asset rating (lame/chubby) function suffered from. They initially disabled strip rating and asset rating, and then they fixed asset rating. (Although many users have been complaining that the fix isn't working for them.) So far, however, they haven't fixed the strip rating.
What does this all mean? I'm thinking maybe it means that the guy who programs assetbar is exceptionally lazy and/or busy at his job flipping fries at McDonalds. Not that there's any shame in an honest day's work for McCorp.
the strip rating function suffered from the same security flaw that the asset rating (lame/chubby) function suffered from. They initially disabled strip rating and asset rating, and then they fixed asset rating. (Although many users have been complaining that the fix isn't working for them.) So far, however, they haven't fixed the strip rating.
What does this all mean? I'm thinking maybe it means that the guy who programs assetbar is exceptionally lazy and/or busy at his job flipping fries at McDonalds. Not that there's any shame in an honest day's work for McCorp.
nice-on-water
+0 -0
Hide before 52 throws a bold, underlined, struck through, italicized, font 14, red assault at you on how you have to delete your cock-ies.
Hide before 52 throws a bold, underlined, struck through, italicized, font 14, red assault at you on how you have to delete your cock-ies.
52
+0 -1
Court: Wisconsin law bans sex with dead bodies
Court: Wisconsin law bans sex with dead bodies
The ruling comes after 3 men were accused of trying to dig up body for sex
Image: Alexander and Nicholas Grunk and Dustin Radke
A ruling by the Wisconsin Supreme Court in Madison on Wednesday reinstated sexual assault charges against twin brothers Alexander and Nicholas Grunke, 20, of Ridgeway, Wis., and Dustin Radke, 20, of Dodgeville, Wis. The trio was accused of digging up a corpse so one of them could have sex with it.
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MADISON, Wis. - Wisconsin law bans sex with dead bodies, the state Supreme Court ruled Wednesday in reinstating charges against three men accused of digging up a corpse so one of them could have sex with it.
The court waded into the grisly case after lower court judges ruled nothing in state law banned necrophilia. Those decisions prompted public outrage and a push by a state lawmaker to make sex with a corpse a crime.
In Wednesday's 5-2 decision, the high court said Wisconsin law makes sex acts with dead people illegal because they are unable to give consent.
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The ruling reinstates the attempted sexual assault charges against twin brothers Nicholas and Alexander Grunke and Dustin Radke, all 22. The charges carry a punishment of up to 10 years in prison.
Sex without consent
Justice Patience Roggensack, writing a majority opinion with three other justices, said state law bans sexual intercourse with anyone who does not give consent "whether a victim is dead or alive at the time."
"A reasonably well-informed person would understand the statute to prohibit sexual intercourse with a dead person," she wrote.
Jefren Olsen, an attorney who represented Radke, said the decision was flawed because the law was never intended to punish necrophilia.
"Obviously, the facts are rather notorious and not the easiest to deal with," he said. "I assume that had some impact."
Police say the three men, carrying shovels, a crowbar and a box of condoms, went to a cemetery in southwestern Wisconsin in 2006 to dig up the body of Laura Tennessen, 20, who had been killed the week before in a motorcycle crash.
Nicholas Grunke had seen an obituary photo of her and asked the others for help digging up her corpse so he could have sexual intercourse with it, prosecutors say.
Authorities say the men used shovels to reach her grave but were unable to pry open the vault. They fled when a car drove into the cemetery and were eventually arrested.
Attempted assault charges
The men were charged with attempted third-degree sexual assault and misdemeanor attempted theft charges. The case has been on hold as prosecutors appealed the dismissal of the assault charges.
Suzanne Edwards, a lawyer representing Nicholas Grunke, said she was disappointed in the decision. She said the men will be arraigned on the charges and have a chance to plead not guilty.
Attorney General J.B. Van Hollen, whose office represented prosecutors in the appeal, praised the decision.
"Words matter and the Legislature chose its words carefully to extend the sexual assault law to those heinous circumstances where a dead person is sexually assaulted, whether or not the defendant killed the victim," he said. "Necrophilia is criminal in Wisconsin."
The decision brings Wisconsin into line with more than 20 other states that prohibit necrophilia or the abuse of a corpse, according to the National Conference of State Legislatures. California joined the group in 2004 after prosecutors said they couldn't bring charges in some cases without an official ban.
The law in Wisconsin had been murky, and two dissenting justices insisted Wednesday that lawmakers did not mean to ban necrophilia but to allow assault charges when someone was raped and then killed.
52
+0 -1
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52
+0 -1
Necrophilia
Necrophilia
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gladi8orrex
+0 -1
unverified claims: "when u fuck a body dat is lil ripe ur dick gets stuck in the rigor(mortis) n teh vagoo suntines can rot ur dick off ib u cant unstuck fast enuff"
unverified claims: "when u fuck a body dat is lil ripe ur dick gets stuck in the rigor(mortis) n teh vagoo suntines can rot ur dick off ib u cant unstuck fast enuff"
nice-on-water
+0 -0
Gladi I can't respond to 52 because I ignored him but will you please tell him I enjoy his red font and I ask you as a favor not as someone forcing someone else to do it, I know you are a very free and proud individual p.s. I'd love to see your newest pomes.
Gladi I can't respond to 52 because I ignored him but will you please tell him I enjoy his red font and I ask you as a favor not as someone forcing someone else to do it, I know you are a very free and proud individual p.s. I'd love to see your newest pomes.
gladi8orrex
+3 -0
try notta ignore peeps dogg. gotta realise we all guests in mother natures house n we alla same an got things 2 say/share n come together wit uninother. gotta make a diffrence somewhers if u aint gona do it then who?
try notta ignore peeps dogg. gotta realise we all guests in mother natures house n we alla same an got things 2 say/share n come together wit uninother. gotta make a diffrence somewhers if u aint gona do it then who?
nice-on-water
+0 -0
This may be true but then what do I do about the pictures of penises all over assetbar?
This may be true but then what do I do about the pictures of penises all over assetbar?
52andahalf
+0 -0
life isn't always neat and pretty son
life isn't always neat and pretty son
nice-on-water
+0 -0
God, please remove penises from your plan for me except for my own penis.
God, please remove penises from your plan for me except for my own penis.
gladi8orrex
+4 -0
they is just a body part bro.
you afraid of bicepts too? i mean come teh fuck on
they is just a body part bro.
you afraid of bicepts too? i mean come teh fuck on
nice-on-water
+0 -0
Valuable Life Lessons from Gladi. I'm a changed man. Thank you bro. Thank you brother .
Valuable Life Lessons from Gladi. I'm a changed man. Thank you bro. Thank you brother .
thegoblins
+1 -1
Don't knock penises until you've tried knocking them.
Don't knock penises until you've tried knocking them.
falseprophet
+1 -0
Hey how about everyone just keeps their knuckles away from my penis? Okay?
Hey how about everyone just keeps their knuckles away from my penis? Okay?
re5urgam
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Aww.
Aww.
jimple
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penises are not very feminine. most guys are mostly only attracted to feminine stuff. Now if a penis had more feminine curves, like say, a classic coke bottle shaped penis, then maybe some guys could go for it. I think it would also help guys to be attracted to penises if guys had vaginas. Yeah, anal sex can be pretty great, but it's just not something that everyone is into, including gay guys, for whatever reasons. Sucking on a penis orally doesn't measure up to having a penis in your vagina in that the whole pussy assembly is pretty much sensitive to the penis in so many ways. The mouth, on the other hand, not so much. Oral sex is pretty much all a matter of a psychological turn-on for the person who is sucking on the penis. So what I am saying is that guys could get into penises a lot more, psychologically, if they had that whole vaginal experience to draw on. Also it probably doesn't help that penises and pussies and boobs are all sexualized in our culture to the extent that they are. It's pretty superficial to endow body parts with sexual identity, and it leads to problems like rampant peni-phobia on the part of straight men. Really, sexual identity should be more of a psychological thing than anything. Of course, conservative extremist bastard sub-culture really likes to accentuate the stereotypical aspects of gender identity and likes to associate sexual identity as closely as possible with the sex organs, because this makes for a nice simplistic and scripted existence; life would certainly be more complex if sexual identity were tied to the vagaries and variety of psychological identity.
penises are not very feminine. most guys are mostly only attracted to feminine stuff. Now if a penis had more feminine curves, like say, a classic coke bottle shaped penis, then maybe some guys could go for it. I think it would also help guys to be attracted to penises if guys had vaginas. Yeah, anal sex can be pretty great, but it's just not something that everyone is into, including gay guys, for whatever reasons. Sucking on a penis orally doesn't measure up to having a penis in your vagina in that the whole pussy assembly is pretty much sensitive to the penis in so many ways. The mouth, on the other hand, not so much. Oral sex is pretty much all a matter of a psychological turn-on for the person who is sucking on the penis. So what I am saying is that guys could get into penises a lot more, psychologically, if they had that whole vaginal experience to draw on. Also it probably doesn't help that penises and pussies and boobs are all sexualized in our culture to the extent that they are. It's pretty superficial to endow body parts with sexual identity, and it leads to problems like rampant peni-phobia on the part of straight men. Really, sexual identity should be more of a psychological thing than anything. Of course, conservative extremist bastard sub-culture really likes to accentuate the stereotypical aspects of gender identity and likes to associate sexual identity as closely as possible with the sex organs, because this makes for a nice simplistic and scripted existence; life would certainly be more complex if sexual identity were tied to the vagaries and variety of psychological identity.
daedala_x
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aiu, every time you say something bordering on interesting, and i want to engage in an actual conversation, i remember you are not a real human being. oh well.
aiu, every time you say something bordering on interesting, and i want to engage in an actual conversation, i remember you are not a real human being. oh well.
thegoblins
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But he is so hungry.
But he is so hungry.
capslock_annliv
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I wish I could chubby this. Is that bad?
I wish I could chubby this. Is that bad?
riotdejaneiro
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Sarkozy knows this, man. He stone cold knows.
Sarkozy knows this, man. He stone cold knows.
missbee
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I tried to chubby this, but assetbar stopped me.
Before I got upset, I realized that assetbar was just trying to do its part to remove the excess penises from your life.
[i]Assetbar is like your angel.[i]
I tried to chubby this, but assetbar stopped me.
Before I got upset, I realized that assetbar was just trying to do its part to remove the excess penises from your life.
[i]Assetbar is like your angel.[i]
missbee
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And now Assetbar is punishing me for my Sin.
When will I learn ?
And now Assetbar is punishing me for my Sin.
When will I learn ?
mockereo
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i can't rate anything, not just the latest ones
i can't rate anything, not just the latest ones
gladi8orrex
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i h8 moody homesesuals. str8 up i aint gona lie. h8 dem bitchy queens
i h8 moody homesesuals. str8 up i aint gona lie. h8 dem bitchy queens
plummet
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Yes, like that Chris Crocker personage. I remember when Homosexuality meant that you were a stoic sort of chap who got in fights and killed people in wars (read: Ancient Greece)
Yes, like that Chris Crocker personage. I remember when Homosexuality meant that you were a stoic sort of chap who got in fights and killed people in wars (read: Ancient Greece)
telescreen
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Yeah but if you just need that shot of premium sass, just ain't no even tempered homo that can provide.
Yeah but if you just need that shot of premium sass, just ain't no even tempered homo that can provide.
scorpio_nadir
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Yeah, what can ya do. Can't live with 'em....can't shoot'n torture 'em anymore either as now it's a hate-crime.
Yeah, what can ya do. Can't live with 'em....can't shoot'n torture 'em anymore either as now it's a hate-crime.
nice-on-water
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He's gotta do something about that alt-text though, let's be honest.
He's gotta do something about that alt-text though, let's be honest.
sherief
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What, you don't want to see more of Onstad's "Brevity Muscle"?
What, you don't want to see more of Onstad's "Brevity Muscle"?
pigeonthunk
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Oh Blister. Todd is reasonable, insightful, and frugal. Hahaha.
Oh Blister. Todd is reasonable, insightful, and frugal. Hahaha.
pigeonthunk
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Also. If Todd's name is any hint at his character, he may be roughly 28 lbs, a load, a bushy mass/clump, and a fox or crafty/foxy in character (definitions for 'tod,' with only one 'd,' so this the thought is arguable).
Also. If Todd's name is any hint at his character, he may be roughly 28 lbs, a load, a bushy mass/clump, and a fox or crafty/foxy in character (definitions for 'tod,' with only one 'd,' so this the thought is arguable).
jimple
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MyfathersfamilynamebeingPirripandmyChristiannamePhilipmyinfanttonguecouldmakeofbothnamesnothinglongerormoreexplicitthanPipSoIcalledmyselfPipandcametobecalledPipIgivePirripasmyfathersfamilynameontheauthorityofhistombstoneandmysisterMrsJoeGargerywhomarriedtheblacksmithAsIneversawmyfatherormymotherandneversawanylikenessofeitherofthemfortheirdayswerelongbeforethedaysofphotographsmyfirstfanciesregardingwhattheywerelikewereunreasonablyderivedfromtheirtombstonesTheshapeofthelettersonmyfathersgavemeanoddideathathewasasquarestoutdarkmanwithcurlyblackhairFromthecharacterandturnoftheinscriptionAlsoGeorgianaWifeoftheAboveIdrewachildishconclusionthatmymotherwasfreckledandsicklyTofivelittlestonelozengeseachaboutafootandahalflongwhichwerearrangedinaneatrowbesidetheirgraveandweresacredtothememoryoffivelittlebrothersofminewhogaveuptryingtogetalivingexceedinglyearlyinthatuniversalstruggleIamindebtedforabeliefIreligiouslyentertainedthattheyhadallbeenbornontheirbackswiththeirhandsintheirtrouserspocketsandhadnevertakenthemoutinthisstateofexistenceOurswasthemarshcountrydownbytheriverwithinastheriverwoundtwentymilesoftheseaMyfirstmostvividandbroadimpressionoftheidentityofthingsseemstometohavebeengainedonamemorablerawafternoontowardseveningAtsuchatimeIfoundoutforcertainthatthisbleakplaceovergrownwithnettleswasthechurchyardandthatPhilipPirriplateofthisparishandalsoGeorgianawifeoftheaboveweredeadandburiedandthatAlexanderBartholomewAbrahamTobiasandRogerinfantchildrenoftheaforesaidwerealsodeadandburiedandthatthedarkflatwildernessbeyondthechurchyardintersectedwithdykesandmoundsandgateswithscatteredcattlefeedingonitwasthemarshesandthatthelowleadenlinebeyondwastheriverandthatthedistantsavagelairfromwhichthewindwasrushingwastheseaandthatthesmallbundleofshiversgrowingafraidofitallandbeginningtocrywasPipHoldyournoisecriedaterriblevoiceasamanstartedupfromamongthegravesatthesideofthechurchporchKeepstillyoulittledevilorIllcutyourthroatAfearfulmanallincoarsegreywithagreatirononhislegAmanwithnohatandwithbrokenshoesandwithanoldragtiedroundhisheadAmanwhohadbeensoakedinwaterandsmotheredinmudandlamedbystonesandcutbyflintsandstungbynettlesandtornbybriarswholimpedandshiveredandglaredandgrowledandwhoseteethchatteredinhisheadasheseizedmebythechinODontcutmythroatsirIpleadedinterrorPraydontdoitsirTellusyournamesaidthemanQuickPipsirOncemoresaidthemanstaringatmeGiveitmouthPipPipsirShowuswhereyoulivesaidthemanPintouttheplaceIpointedtowhereourvillagelayontheflatinshoreamongthealdertreesandpollardsamileormorefromthechurchThemanafterlookingatmeforamomentturnedmeupsidedownandemptiedmypocketsTherewasnothinginthembutapieceofbreadWhenthechurchcametoitselfforhewassosuddenandstrongthathemadeitgoheadoverheelsbeforemeandIsawthesteepleundermyfeetwhenthechurchcametoitselfIsayIwasseatedonahightombstonetremblingwhileheatethebreadravenouslyYouyoungdogsaidthemanlickinghislipswhatfatcheeksyouhagotIbelievetheywerefatthoughIwasatthattimeundersizedformyyearsandnotstrongDarnmeifIcouldnteatemsaidthemanwithathreateningshakeofhisheadandifIhanthalfamindtotIearnestlyexpressedmyhopethathewouldntandheldtightertothetombstoneonwhichhehadputmepartlytokeepmyselfuponitpartlytokeepmyselffromcryingNowlookeeheresaidthemanWheresyourmotherTheresirsaidIHestartedmadeashortrunandstoppedandlookedoverhisshoulderTheresirItimidlyexplainedAlsoGeorgianaThatsmymotherOhsaidhecomingbackAndisthatyourfatheralongeryourmotherYessirsaidIhimtoolateofthisparishHahemutteredthenconsideringWhodyelivewithsupposinyourekindlylettolivewhichIhantmadeupmymindaboutMysistersirMrsJoeGargerywifeofJoeGargerytheblacksmithsirBlacksmithehsaidheAndlookeddownathislegAfterdarklylookingathislegandmeseveraltimeshecameclosertomytombstonetookmebybotharmsandtiltedmebackasfarashecouldholdmesothathiseyeslookedmostpowerfullydownintomineandminelookedmosthelplesslyupintohisNowlookeeherehesaidthequestionbeingwhetheryouretobelettoliveYouknowwhatafileisYessirAndyouknowwhatwittlesisYessirAftereachquestionhetiltedmeoveralittlemoresoastogivemeagreatersenseofhelplessnessanddangerYougetmeafileHetiltedmeagainAndyougetmewittlesHetiltedmeagainYoubringembothtomeHetiltedmeagainOrIllhaveyourheartandliveroutHetiltedmeagainIwasdreadfullyfrightenedandsogiddythatIclungtohimwithbothhandsandsaidIfyouwouldkindlypleasetoletmekeepuprightsirperhapsIshouldntbesickandperhapsIcouldattendmoreHegavemeamosttremendousdipandrollsothatthechurchjumpedoveritsownweathercockThenheheldmebythearmsinanuprightpositiononthetopofthestoneandwentoninthesefearfultermsYoubringmetomorrowmorningearlythatfileandthemwittlesYoubringthelottomeatthatoldBatteryoveryonderYoudoitandyouneverdaretosayawordordaretomakeasignconcerningyourhavingseensuchapersonasmeoranypersonsumeverandyoushallbelettoliveYoufailoryougofrommywordsinanyparticklernomatterhowsmallitisandyourheartandyourlivershallbetoreoutroastedandateNowIaintaloneasyoumaythinkIamTheresayoungmanhidwithmeincomparisonwithwhichyoungmanIamaAngelThatyoungmanhearsthewordsIspeakThatyoungmanhasasecretwaypecooliartohimselfofgettingataboyandathisheartandathisliverItisinwainforaboytoattempttohidehimselffromthatyoungmanAboymaylockhisdoormaybewarminbedmaytuckhimselfupmaydrawtheclothesoverhisheadmaythinkhimselfcomfortableandsafebutthatyoungmanwillsoftlycreepandcreephiswaytohimandtearhimopenIamakeepingthatyoungmanfromharmingofyouatthepresentmomentwithgreatdifficultyIfinditweryhardtoholdthatyoungmanoffofyourinsideNowwhatdoyousayIsaidthatIwouldgethimthefileandIwouldgethimwhatbrokenbitsoffoodIcouldandIwouldcometohimattheBatteryearlyinthemorningSayLordstrikeyoudeadifyoudontsaidthemanIsaidsoandhetookmedownNowhepursuedyourememberwhatyouveundertookandyourememberthatyoungmanandyougethomeGoogoodnightsirIfalteredMuchofthatsaidheglancingabouthimoverthecoldwetflatIwishIwasafrogOraeelAtthesametimehehuggedhisshudderingbodyinbothhisarmsclaspinghimselfasiftoholdhimselftogetherandlimpedtowardsthelowchurchwallAsIsawhimgopickinghiswayamongthenettlesandamongthebramblesthatboundthegreenmoundshelookedinmyyoungeyesasifhewereeludingthehandsofthedeadpeoplestretchingupcautiouslyoutoftheirgravestogetatwistuponhisankleandpullhiminWhenhecametothelowchurchwallhegotoveritlikeamanwhoselegswerenumbedandstiffandthenturnedroundtolookformeWhenIsawhimturningIsetmyfacetowardshomeandmadethebestuseofmylegsButpresentlyIlookedovermyshoulderandsawhimgoingonagaintowardstheriverstillhugginghimselfinbotharmsandpickinghiswaywithhissorefeetamongthegreatstonesdroppedintothemarsheshereandthereforsteppingplaceswhentherainswereheavyorthetidewasinThemarsheswerejustalongblackhorizontallinethenasIstoppedtolookafterhimandtheriverwasjustanotherhorizontallinenotnearlysobroadnoryetsoblackandtheskywasjustarowoflongangryredlinesanddenseblacklinesintermixedOntheedgeoftheriverIcouldfaintlymakeouttheonlytwoblackthingsinalltheprospectthatseemedtobestandinguprightoneofthesewasthebeaconbywhichthesailorssteeredlikeanunhoopedcaskuponapoleanuglythingwhenyouwerenearittheotheragibbetwithsomechainshangingtoitwhichhadonceheldapirateThemanwaslimpingontowardsthislatterasifhewerethepiratecometolifeandcomedownandgoingbacktohookhimselfupagainItgavemeaterribleturnwhenIthoughtsoandasIsawthecattleliftingtheirheadstogazeafterhimIwonderedwhethertheythoughtsotooIlookedallroundforthehorribleyoungmanandcouldseenosignsofhimButnowIwasfrightenedagainandranhomewithoutstopping
MyfathersfamilynamebeingPirripandmyChristiannamePhilipmyinfanttonguecouldmakeofbothnamesnothinglongerormoreexplicitthanPipSoIcalledmyselfPipandcametobecalledPipIgivePirripasmyfathersfamilynameontheauthorityofhistombstoneandmysisterMrsJoeGargerywhomarriedtheblacksmithAsIneversawmyfatherormymotherandneversawanylikenessofeitherofthemfortheirdayswerelongbeforethedaysofphotographsmyfirstfanciesregardingwhattheywerelikewereunreasonablyderivedfromtheirtombstonesTheshapeofthelettersonmyfathersgavemeanoddideathathewasasquarestoutdarkmanwithcurlyblackhairFromthecharacterandturnoftheinscriptionAlsoGeorgianaWifeoftheAboveIdrewachildishconclusionthatmymotherwasfreckledandsicklyTofivelittlestonelozengeseachaboutafootandahalflongwhichwerearrangedinaneatrowbesidetheirgraveandweresacredtothememoryoffivelittlebrothersofminewhogaveuptryingtogetalivingexceedinglyearlyinthatuniversalstruggleIamindebtedforabeliefIreligiouslyentertainedthattheyhadallbeenbornontheirbackswiththeirhandsintheirtrouserspocketsandhadnevertakenthemoutinthisstateofexistenceOurswasthemarshcountrydownbytheriverwithinastheriverwoundtwentymilesoftheseaMyfirstmostvividandbroadimpressionoftheidentityofthingsseemstometohavebeengainedonamemorablerawafternoontowardseveningAtsuchatimeIfoundoutforcertainthatthisbleakplaceovergrownwithnettleswasthechurchyardandthatPhilipPirriplateofthisparishandalsoGeorgianawifeoftheaboveweredeadandburiedandthatAlexanderBartholomewAbrahamTobiasandRogerinfantchildrenoftheaforesaidwerealsodeadandburiedandthatthedarkflatwildernessbeyondthechurchyardintersectedwithdykesandmoundsandgateswithscatteredcattlefeedingonitwasthemarshesandthatthelowleadenlinebeyondwastheriverandthatthedistantsavagelairfromwhichthewindwasrushingwastheseaandthatthesmallbundleofshiversgrowingafraidofitallandbeginningtocrywasPipHoldyournoisecriedaterriblevoiceasamanstartedupfromamongthegravesatthesideofthechurchporchKeepstillyoulittledevilorIllcutyourthroatAfearfulmanallincoarsegreywithagreatirononhislegAmanwithnohatandwithbrokenshoesandwithanoldragtiedroundhisheadAmanwhohadbeensoakedinwaterandsmotheredinmudandlamedbystonesandcutbyflintsandstungbynettlesandtornbybriarswholimpedandshiveredandglaredandgrowledandwhoseteethchatteredinhisheadasheseizedmebythechinODontcutmythroatsirIpleadedinterrorPraydontdoitsirTellusyournamesaidthemanQuickPipsirOncemoresaidthemanstaringatmeGiveitmouthPipPipsirShowuswhereyoulivesaidthemanPintouttheplaceIpointedtowhereourvillagelayontheflatinshoreamongthealdertreesandpollardsamileormorefromthechurchThemanafterlookingatmeforamomentturnedmeupsidedownandemptiedmypocketsTherewasnothinginthembutapieceofbreadWhenthechurchcametoitselfforhewassosuddenandstrongthathemadeitgoheadoverheelsbeforemeandIsawthesteepleundermyfeetwhenthechurchcametoitselfIsayIwasseatedonahightombstonetremblingwhileheatethebreadravenouslyYouyoungdogsaidthemanlickinghislipswhatfatcheeksyouhagotIbelievetheywerefatthoughIwasatthattimeundersizedformyyearsandnotstrongDarnmeifIcouldnteatemsaidthemanwithathreateningshakeofhisheadandifIhanthalfamindtotIearnestlyexpressedmyhopethathewouldntandheldtightertothetombstoneonwhichhehadputmepartlytokeepmyselfuponitpartlytokeepmyselffromcryingNowlookeeheresaidthemanWheresyourmotherTheresirsaidIHestartedmadeashortrunandstoppedandlookedoverhisshoulderTheresirItimidlyexplainedAlsoGeorgianaThatsmymotherOhsaidhecomingbackAndisthatyourfatheralongeryourmotherYessirsaidIhimtoolateofthisparishHahemutteredthenconsideringWhodyelivewithsupposinyourekindlylettolivewhichIhantmadeupmymindaboutMysistersirMrsJoeGargerywifeofJoeGargerytheblacksmithsirBlacksmithehsaidheAndlookeddownathislegAfterdarklylookingathislegandmeseveraltimeshecameclosertomytombstonetookmebybotharmsandtiltedmebackasfarashecouldholdmesothathiseyeslookedmostpowerfullydownintomineandminelookedmosthelplesslyupintohisNowlookeeherehesaidthequestionbeingwhetheryouretobelettoliveYouknowwhatafileisYessirAndyouknowwhatwittlesisYessirAftereachquestionhetiltedmeoveralittlemoresoastogivemeagreatersenseofhelplessnessanddangerYougetmeafileHetiltedmeagainAndyougetmewittlesHetiltedmeagainYoubringembothtomeHetiltedmeagainOrIllhaveyourheartandliveroutHetiltedmeagainIwasdreadfullyfrightenedandsogiddythatIclungtohimwithbothhandsandsaidIfyouwouldkindlypleasetoletmekeepuprightsirperhapsIshouldntbesickandperhapsIcouldattendmoreHegavemeamosttremendousdipandrollsothatthechurchjumpedoveritsownweathercockThenheheldmebythearmsinanuprightpositiononthetopofthestoneandwentoninthesefearfultermsYoubringmetomorrowmorningearlythatfileandthemwittlesYoubringthelottomeatthatoldBatteryoveryonderYoudoitandyouneverdaretosayawordordaretomakeasignconcerningyourhavingseensuchapersonasmeoranypersonsumeverandyoushallbelettoliveYoufailoryougofrommywordsinanyparticklernomatterhowsmallitisandyourheartandyourlivershallbetoreoutroastedandateNowIaintaloneasyoumaythinkIamTheresayoungmanhidwithmeincomparisonwithwhichyoungmanIamaAngelThatyoungmanhearsthewordsIspeakThatyoungmanhasasecretwaypecooliartohimselfofgettingataboyandathisheartandathisliverItisinwainforaboytoattempttohidehimselffromthatyoungmanAboymaylockhisdoormaybewarminbedmaytuckhimselfupmaydrawtheclothesoverhisheadmaythinkhimselfcomfortableandsafebutthatyoungmanwillsoftlycreepandcreephiswaytohimandtearhimopenIamakeepingthatyoungmanfromharmingofyouatthepresentmomentwithgreatdifficultyIfinditweryhardtoholdthatyoungmanoffofyourinsideNowwhatdoyousayIsaidthatIwouldgethimthefileandIwouldgethimwhatbrokenbitsoffoodIcouldandIwouldcometohimattheBatteryearlyinthemorningSayLordstrikeyoudeadifyoudontsaidthemanIsaidsoandhetookmedownNowhepursuedyourememberwhatyouveundertookandyourememberthatyoungmanandyougethomeGoogoodnightsirIfalteredMuchofthatsaidheglancingabouthimoverthecoldwetflatIwishIwasafrogOraeelAtthesametimehehuggedhisshudderingbodyinbothhisarmsclaspinghimselfasiftoholdhimselftogetherandlimpedtowardsthelowchurchwallAsIsawhimgopickinghiswayamongthenettlesandamongthebramblesthatboundthegreenmoundshelookedinmyyoungeyesasifhewereeludingthehandsofthedeadpeoplestretchingupcautiouslyoutoftheirgravestogetatwistuponhisankleandpullhiminWhenhecametothelowchurchwallhegotoveritlikeamanwhoselegswerenumbedandstiffandthenturnedroundtolookformeWhenIsawhimturningIsetmyfacetowardshomeandmadethebestuseofmylegsButpresentlyIlookedovermyshoulderandsawhimgoingonagaintowardstheriverstillhugginghimselfinbotharmsandpickinghiswaywithhissorefeetamongthegreatstonesdroppedintothemarsheshereandthereforsteppingplaceswhentherainswereheavyorthetidewasinThemarsheswerejustalongblackhorizontallinethenasIstoppedtolookafterhimandtheriverwasjustanotherhorizontallinenotnearlysobroadnoryetsoblackandtheskywasjustarowoflongangryredlinesanddenseblacklinesintermixedOntheedgeoftheriverIcouldfaintlymakeouttheonlytwoblackthingsinalltheprospectthatseemedtobestandinguprightoneofthesewasthebeaconbywhichthesailorssteeredlikeanunhoopedcaskuponapoleanuglythingwhenyouwerenearittheotheragibbetwithsomechainshangingtoitwhichhadonceheldapirateThemanwaslimpingontowardsthislatterasifhewerethepiratecometolifeandcomedownandgoingbacktohookhimselfupagainItgavemeaterribleturnwhenIthoughtsoandasIsawthecattleliftingtheirheadstogazeafterhimIwonderedwhethertheythoughtsotooIlookedallroundforthehorribleyoungmanandcouldseenosignsofhimButnowIwasfrightenedagainandranhomewithoutstopping
nice-on-water
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Merry Christmas ya bastards.
Merry Christmas ya bastards.
greenkoolayd
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ditto. i hope you and your peoples have everything you's need.
ditto. i hope you and your peoples have everything you's need.
Soilin' the bosom of reason is frikkin' awesome!
raise your hand if you have ever soiled a bosom.
[IMGS OFF]
You big hot tranny mess.
Oh! Seven-kinky!
Also :
[IMGS OFF]
Hitler being hella sad that Mussolini is way ahead of him
Too soon.
ACH! Who is sitting in Mein Kamphy chair :K
I SOILED YOUR MOTHER'S BOSOM OF REASON
SHE LOVED IT
Soiling reason's bosom is so beautiful.
[IMGS OFF]
Like flaming globes, Sigmund. Like flaming globes.
Sorry, assetbar has found better bosoms to soil. Best marry rich and get out of the game.
But fattybeaver has self-actualized undulating action ("look ma - no hands").
Geeze, if you look at the image for like five minutes you'll see she's doing quick, short movements to make them jiggle so.
if you look at it for ten minutes you won't care
If you look at it for ten minutes you need some practice.
Marry B-cup.
self advertising?
greeny, sometimes i'm not sure whether I like you or dislike you.
either way, im on your mind.
Salami, salami, bologna.
Spaghetti ravioli paparazzi paparazzi stromboli!
Amore.
When the moon
Hits your eye like a--NOT ON MY ASSETBAR
assetbar belongs to everyone.
That's exactly what I was doing, exactly man.
Fax me... some... halibut?
Don't mess with Johnny. Johnny Carson? Did I insult Johnny Carson?
Squandering a wisp of breath [is frikkin' awesome too, dude] !