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Baby Bling Friday, September 3, 2004 • read strip Viewing 35 comments:

My babies will all wear Wu Tang gear. I'm going to name them Tony Starks, Johnny Blaze, and the GZA.

Instead of GZA it should be Maximillion, if only to keep up with the Cuban Linx theme. I'm partial to Dirt McGirt, myself.

Funny, how this sounds related to what they're doing to the new chipmunks movie. Anyone? Anyone?


My firstborn will be Prince Rakeem, followed by Pretty Toney and the Dutch Masta Killa.

Does this mean you're dutch yourself?
I am asking because I am one myself.

Although those would be weird names for a dutch kid.

Sorry dude, it's just a line from one of their songs.

Anyhow... I'm raw! I'm rugged and raw! I repeat! If I die, my seed will be ill like me!

For the uninformed, a Dutch Master is a particular type of cheap cigar that is often used in rolling marijuana blunts.

I was the thrilla in the Ali-Frazier in Manilla.

I love how the Wu Tang are really just huge dorks.
Kung Fu movies, Iron Man, Ghost Rider... The Wu Tang Clan are really just the dudes I used to hang out with in High School.

I have a whole bag of spinner yo-yo's from my Mom's store...

I don't know if it was intentional or not, but ODB is the only correct choice for the detachable member. Even when he was alive, he always had the highest chance of being MIA for any given gathering.

"For when ODB is in prison or on the lam"

hehe..."detachable member".

(Sorry, I couldn't resist making a combined Beavis & Butt-Head and King Missile reference.)

I thought you said "MIA for any given f athering".

I can picture Ray's description of their catalogue going on for hours and hours. Poor Waterbury.

Did Chris manage to predict ODB's death by two months ?

I saw no prediction of death in this strip so I guess not

I didn't see the alt-text when I posted that, but I thought ODB's impending death would be a pretty good reason to make him detachable.

I guess Onstad sort of has a crier of death thing going huh?

Charles Bronson, James Brown...pray he never mentions you by name in the strip. Unless you're already really fucking old, like Beverly Cleary

I can't even estimate how much I would pay for that mobile. Hell, I'd have a kid just so I could put the mobile in its room.

You would make a very bad parent.

I was willing to pay a lot more when I thought it was a car

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R.I.P., Big Baby Jesus

I'm going to go listen to Boy George while pouring one out for Big Baby Jesus right now

Does Ray eat chicken using only a knife?

Only the drumsticks.

The anniversary of his death was only a couple of days before I re-read this arc. Spooky.

Babies love ODB's shiny grill!

Today's Blogs

Ray: Tonight's party, kind of a new thing

Forty-five degrees is the proper angle of lean for a rear-facing car seat. I am not joking.

Forty-five degrees.

So guys, I've been thinking of fucking with the Wu-Tang clan. Seems like a reasonable idea to me.

As long as you diversify your bonds (and shit), you should be alright.