deimosrising
+6 -0
You are. The first time for both is when Ray writes a note to Teodor telling him Penny stopped by the party.
You are. The first time for both is when Ray writes a note to Teodor telling him Penny stopped by the party.
centipede_damascus
+0 -0
Ray could use some lessons in writing love notes.
Ray could use some lessons in writing love notes.
aaron_haynes
+15 -0
I'd say we could all use some lessons from Ray.
I'd say we could all use some lessons from Ray.
mustakrakesh
+0 -0
Yeah, lessons on how to find a woman's "secret junk" is it in the same place as her regular junk?
Yeah, lessons on how to find a woman's "secret junk" is it in the same place as her regular junk?
redmange
+1 -0
Yes, but you have to look really hard, and you have to -believe- it's real.
Yes, but you have to look really hard, and you have to -believe- it's real.
earthbound01
+2 -0
I am entirely aware of the ideas he was trying to write to the naked girl.
I am entirely aware of the ideas he was trying to write to the naked girl.
internnumber1
+22 -0
The "Do You Yahoo?" just sells it.
The "Do You Yahoo?" just sells it.
achewoodzno1fan
+0 -0
hahaha that is like the creepiest fan letter ever
hahaha that is like the creepiest fan letter ever
jezebel
+0 -0
That's my favorite part.
That's my favorite part.
lateadopter
+10 -1
It is a sign of true class if you do not have a tattoo when you appear naked on the Internet.
It is a sign of true class if you do not have a tattoo when you appear naked on the Internet.
cdl146
+2 -2
Alt text: Roast Beef tshirts available now. Contact with orders.
Alt text: Roast Beef tshirts available now. Contact with orders.
evolume
+10 -0
This is how I proposed to my first wife.
This is how I proposed to my first wife.
tekende
+10 -0
I assume you had to try again later.
I assume you had to try again later.
hateandwar
+0 -0
Kind of explains why she ain't his wife no more. You meet a wife on the internet, they's bound to be troubles.
Kind of explains why she ain't his wife no more. You meet a wife on the internet, they's bound to be troubles.
partyfoul
+11 -0
i think lyle is looking at suicide girls
i think lyle is looking at suicide girls
postblank
+0 -0
I would put money on it. 2002 was a little early for the sites that ripped off the idea.
I would put money on it. 2002 was a little early for the sites that ripped off the idea.
confusion
+0 -0
I agree, absolutely
I agree, absolutely
presterjohn
+3 -0
Secret junk. Yes.
Secret junk. Yes.
spinynorman
+2 -0
thats my favorite kind of junk
public junk is just no dang good
thats my favorite kind of junk
public junk is just no dang good
jlynes
+12 -0
Ray apparently attended the "Smoove B" school of love letter writing.
Ray apparently attended the "Smoove B" school of love letter writing.
honesttom
+0 -0
Chubby to you, sir.
Chubby to you, sir.
steerpike66
+4 -0
He is going to rub her sensual feet with the finest corn-muffins flown from Paris, France. Then he will freak with her.
He is going to rub her sensual feet with the finest corn-muffins flown from Paris, France. Then he will freak with her.
tellumo
+0 -0
There will also be music.
There will also be music.
shoinan
+1 -1
Do you Yahoo baby? I wanna Yahoo with you all night Pretty Lady.
Do you Yahoo baby? I wanna Yahoo with you all night Pretty Lady.
hyetal
+2 -1
RAY SMUCKLES: HE GETS THINGS DONE.
RAY SMUCKLES: HE GETS THINGS DONE.
snowman
+1 -0
Lyle's reaction in panel one.
Lyle's reaction in panel one.
milkpants
+1 -2
tatto's are suck.
also they remind me of STDs.
tatto's are suck.
also they remind me of STDs.
milkpants
+1 -0
tattooooos
smoking and typing again is not suck.
tattooooos
smoking and typing again is not suck.
desert_donkey
+0 -0
WORD.
WORD.
mikeronomicon
+0 -0
Hooray for secret junk. I am a huge fan.
Hooray for secret junk. I am a huge fan.
mustakrakesh
+0 -0
Do you yahoo?
Do you yahoo?
faits
+0 -0
nope
nope
undyingsong
+0 -0
Ugh god not anymore!
Ugh god not anymore!
desert_donkey
+0 -0
i wonder what website he's looking at (please link).
i wonder what website he's looking at (please link).
hellofditties
+0 -0
I think is Suicide Girls. I know it's one of the sites that Beef hits up in this strip .
I think is Suicide Girls. I know it's one of the sites that Beef hits up in this strip .
stubob
+1 -0
Bad tattoos and porn just naturally go together these days. I guess because some people are just prone to making ALL KINDS of bad life decisions.
Bad tattoos and porn just naturally go together these days. I guess because some people are just prone to making ALL KINDS of bad life decisions.
greenkoolayd
+0 -0
a few months ago at work, a dude was using a disc grinder on a steel stove. he was about 5 feet from where i was working, but all the sparks were still hitting me on the upper thigh. i was all, "be careful, dude, you almost shot those sparks at my junk!" he had no idea that i was referring to my exterior plumbing. when i explained the slang term to him, we had a laugh and he said, "maybe you wouldnt be a virgin if you didnt talk about yourself like that. women like a man that repects his 'area'."
a few months ago at work, a dude was using a disc grinder on a steel stove. he was about 5 feet from where i was working, but all the sparks were still hitting me on the upper thigh. i was all, "be careful, dude, you almost shot those sparks at my junk!" he had no idea that i was referring to my exterior plumbing. when i explained the slang term to him, we had a laugh and he said, "maybe you wouldnt be a virgin if you didnt talk about yourself like that. women like a man that repects his 'area'."
fineoakstructure
+0 -0
Hey, virgin: try calling them your rad chilies.
Hey, virgin: try calling them your rad chilies.
greenkoolayd
+0 -0
excellent idea
excellent idea
puguglypress
+0 -0
Do you Yahoo?
Do you Yahoo?
greenkoolayd
+1 -0
your mother does. like a champ.
your mother does. like a champ.
mantasmicdude
+1 -0
Do YOU Yahoo?
Do YOU Yahoo?
mantasmicdude
+1 -0
Oh hell, I fucked up.
Oh hell, I fucked up.
jamb23
+0 -0
You get more points for the avatar combo though.
You get more points for the avatar combo though.
nomenclature
+0 -0
Ray also puts his signature on the contract to sell his soul to the Devil.
Ray also puts his signature on the contract to sell his soul to the Devil.
giltron
+0 -0
----Do you Yahoo?----
----Do you Yahoo?----
I could be wrong, but I think this is both the first time we see Ray writing anything AND the first time we see (a variation of) Ray's signature.
1. penny's box
2. "dear diary i'm so sorry for yelling at beef for being better than me. awesome nachos."
3. this?
GALAXY nachos.
Come on now. They're out of this world.
also even in the previous strip, we see the variation of ray's signature on the sanwich board