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I saw your junk and liked it Thursday, July 11, 2002 • read strip Viewing 52 comments:

I could be wrong, but I think this is both the first time we see Ray writing anything AND the first time we see (a variation of) Ray's signature.

1. penny's box
2. "dear diary i'm so sorry for yelling at beef for being better than me. awesome nachos."
3. this?

GALAXY nachos.

Come on now. They're out of this world.

also even in the previous strip, we see the variation of ray's signature on the sanwich board

You are. The first time for both is when Ray writes a note to Teodor telling him Penny stopped by the party.

Ray could use some lessons in writing love notes.

I'd say we could all use some lessons from Ray.

Yeah, lessons on how to find a woman's "secret junk" is it in the same place as her regular junk?

Yes, but you have to look really hard, and you have to -believe- it's real.

I am entirely aware of the ideas he was trying to write to the naked girl.

The "Do You Yahoo?" just sells it.

hahaha that is like the creepiest fan letter ever

That's my favorite part.

It is a sign of true class if you do not have a tattoo when you appear naked on the Internet.

Alt text: Roast Beef tshirts available now. Contact with orders.

This is how I proposed to my first wife.

I assume you had to try again later.

Kind of explains why she ain't his wife no more. You meet a wife on the internet, they's bound to be troubles.

i think lyle is looking at suicide girls

I would put money on it. 2002 was a little early for the sites that ripped off the idea.

I agree, absolutely

Secret junk. Yes.

thats my favorite kind of junk

public junk is just no dang good

Ray apparently attended the "Smoove B" school of love letter writing.

Chubby to you, sir.

He is going to rub her sensual feet with the finest corn-muffins flown from Paris, France. Then he will freak with her.

There will also be music.

(and Smoove )

Do you Yahoo baby? I wanna Yahoo with you all night Pretty Lady.

RAY SMUCKLES: HE GETS THINGS DONE.

Lyle's reaction in panel one.

tatto's are suck.
also they remind me of STDs.

tattooooos
smoking and typing again is not suck.

WORD.

Hooray for secret junk. I am a huge fan.

Do you yahoo?

nope

Ugh god not anymore!

i wonder what website he's looking at (please link).

I think is Suicide Girls. I know it's one of the sites that Beef hits up in this strip .

This strip ? Dang.

Bad tattoos and porn just naturally go together these days. I guess because some people are just prone to making ALL KINDS of bad life decisions.

a few months ago at work, a dude was using a disc grinder on a steel stove. he was about 5 feet from where i was working, but all the sparks were still hitting me on the upper thigh. i was all, "be careful, dude, you almost shot those sparks at my junk!" he had no idea that i was referring to my exterior plumbing. when i explained the slang term to him, we had a laugh and he said, "maybe you wouldnt be a virgin if you didnt talk about yourself like that. women like a man that repects his 'area'."

Hey, virgin: try calling them your rad chilies.

excellent idea

Do you Yahoo?

your mother does. like a champ.

Do YOU Yahoo?

Oh hell, I fucked up.

You get more points for the avatar combo though.

Ray also puts his signature on the contract to sell his soul to the Devil.

----Do you Yahoo?----