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Todd's theft / the baby clothes Thursday, March 7, 2002 • read strip Viewing 61 comments:

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Showbiz is to Todd what Todd is to Pat

You dis my Todd you fluff my Hog.

Todd is the best damn character in the strip, hands down.

Now that it's been three years have you seen the error of your ways?

Dude... they ain't comin back.
They're gone, man... gone.

We used to think that about you.

And hope it, and pray it. And make little collages about it.

In situations like this, I love to disappoint.

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Well why don't you marry deimosrising then

I am already married to your mom.

MAN I JUST GOT TAKEN TO SCHOOL

In the vehicle of injury?

TOTALLY

Todd drives a 1978 fors transit van. It is british.

I fail to enjoy Todd because he reminds me of the kind of people who were around in my Childhood.

Those anchor overalls are epic.

the anchor overalls are crucial! ole!

The anchor overalls save the arc. They are CPR.

Am I correct that those are the same overalls that are in a flashback to (I believe) Cornelius' childhood? Me thinkee so.

is this what you were thinking of? https://achewood.com/index.php?date=04182006 ? That is a good connection there, my friend!

why was I wearing a sailor suit, mummy? was I in the Navy then?

I believe that was what I was thinking.. and I was O so wrong.

Your icon is uh-gfuhing perfectly in time with Spoon's My Mathematical Mind and I am totally entranced by it.

Panda Bear's Good Girl/Carrots for me...

The little front hatch makes for easy-access Boning.

Ray played Captain Carl on Pee Wee's Playhouse before he got his big break in Achewood.


Look it up!

I like the "explosion" effect around Ray's head as his mind is blown by Todd's handcrafted nuthuggers.

the last two panels are basicly a great punchline that requres nothing else. not even a basic awareness of the comic.

You KNOW Todd ain't too bright.

Aside from his thong, those overalls are Ray's only other item of clothing.

that we've seen at this point? Later on he branches out quite a lot.

Also -- the overalls appear to have a drop-drawer on the FRONT. ?!?

That's so he can get his bone on without having to take off his amazing overalls.

aughh!

Custom made so he can get his bone on should he ever encounter a fine lady while fishing.

Alt text: "This may signal the closure of the thong thing."

This is as close to sentimental as Todd gets.

why isn't this strip rated higher?
ray is in a toddler's sailor-themed onesie and todd is in a white thong!

WHAT THE HELL PEOPLE

dumbstruck.

Not seen: Onstad dropping thongs onto driveway asphalt to determine proper onomatopoeic term.

::dies:: Now I'm going to have this mental picture in my mind of him dropping thongs on some driveway somewhere in the world and taking notes on possible terms to use.

THOP

Offscreen, Onstad's neighbors nervously discuss whether or not they need to call the authorities.

They have already called; Chris is on their driveway.

Also not seen: Onstad putting tiny thongs on squirrels for visual inspiration.

Stylish cats choose Osh Kosh overalls.

Wait...how did Ray get his thong on without taking off his overalls? That's some reverse Zoolander-esque runway model trickery there.

he's only holding it, friend.

todd's thong looks more like a sumo wrestler diaper to me

which is also hilarious

the plant gets spiky to signal ray's surprise.

I thought at first the bushes were clouds, which made it look like the wrath of God was coming down on Todd in the form of Ray.

Teodors duck stalking outfit

todd looks awesome in that thong

That is one of the most amazing get ups I have ever seen. On Ray, not Todd. Squirrels shouldn't wear thongs.

Ray should, no, needs to wear that alternative outfit more.

reminds me of that Tom & Jerry episode where Tom has his scalp blown off and is wearing a ginger toupee for the rest of the episode

"Mouse Trouble," 1944. Academy Award winner.

This picture makes me very giggly:
[IMGS OFF]

This gets a 5 just for the sailor onesie.

If you removed the words the third panel could be a Japanese advertisement for thongs.