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K-Y Jelly Tuesday, July 31, 2007 • read strip Viewing 96 comments:

Omigosh I'm buying a dog as we speak

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You got no right man YOU GOT NO RIGHT

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it was removed. can you describe the video with your words?

"fat man butt go up and down, swanky music"

Is it wrong that I found this comment a year later and laughed like a child as I read it?

Not in the least.

is that Miles Davis?

That or John Coltrane, but damned if I can find the song in my library. :/

i'm pretty sure it's Mingus

As opposed to K.K. The Sea-Retard or L.L. The Sky-Retard.

... Let alone M.M. The Space-Retard.

D.D. The Plasma-Retard
O.O. The Bose%u2013Einstein Condensate-Retard
X.X. The Quark-Gluon Plasma-Retard
...
Maybe not.

I always lube up my steering wheel before a long drive.

I disagree on that last point.

- MC.P.A.H

Fish dishes and K-Y, however, are an entirely different thing.

Well, a main ingredient in K-Y is sodium hydroxide as I recall... so it could make a MacGyver Lutefisk perhaps?

I doubt sodium hydroxide would be present in high enough concentrations to qualify as a "main ingredient" seeing as it is "incredibly corrosive" and "massively toxic".

You're saying it doesn't lubricate via saponification? Heresy!

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Sarcasm on the internet! What an uncommon occurance.

oh ho ho you got him good

You clearly have no idea how dangerous and vile lutefisk is. Look it up, you will be horrified and then want to try it a little.

Do not try it a little.

OK - I looked up lutefisk on Wikipedia... some choice clippings for us all:

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The fish swells during ... soaking ... producing its famous jelly-like consistency. When this treatment is finished, the fish (saturated with lye) has a pH value of 11%u201312, and is therefore caustic.


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It is important to not incubate the fish too long in the lye, because saponification of the fish fats may occur, effectively rendering the fish fats into soap. The term for such spoiled fish in Finnish is saippuakala (soap fish).


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Sterling silver should never be used in the cooking, serving or eating of lutefisk, which will permanently ruin silver.


I, for one, would love to try some of your caustic jelly-like fish, which will corrode silver even when prepared properly (but which may have become soap, anyway).

It is still not uncommon to see a bumper sticker on a car in the Pacific Northwest that reads "When Lutefisk is outlawed, only outlaws will eat lutefisk".

I blame this trend on Heloise, and other such pundits who hang their hat on finding "new uses for familiar products".

What's Ray doing with K-Y in the first place? He's been hella klondike lately.

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ack, forgot to say, "For slip 'n slide use only", sorry.

'Lubrifiant personnel' is my new MySpace quote.

I always thought K-Y Jelly would be better identified as a Jam

Not really. Jam has seeds and jelly does not. KY relies on you to provide your own seeds.

Not only that but Jam is something that comes in a jar and goes on bread... whereas Jelly is a wobbly gelatin-based substance that can, to some extent, hold its own form.
Seeds have nothing to do with it.

Jelly/Jam politics between the U.S. and U.K.

Many militant grammarians have lost their lives.

Many believe the Grammarians are fighting outside of their "jurisdiction".

Crap, looks like I'll be serving another store-bought turkey at tonoight's dinner party

Will there be side dishes?

Aside from a band director with a bullet in his head, no.

However, there will be Christian Brothers Brandy.

Maggot burger with flies on the side.

Exactly what kind of hairstyling are we talking about here exactly.

I'm stealing your handle as a band name. When I start my own band.

It is SO a laxative!

just in the wrong direction

Will it impart flavor to rabbit tricks?

Silly songbirdspectre, tricks aren't for rabbits.

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It depends on the Rabbit .

Ahahaha... oh, that made me L so hard my A fell O.

and for intero-rectro-gestion, it's best to find a tube of the all-new K a Y -Jun: Flavors of the Deep South

glad i'm not the only one who thought of that...

Assetbarrio-dwellers ! Do not listen to these men! Mixing your capzasin with your K-Y is extremely bad!

Things Skippy is No Longer Allowed To Do in the Army, No. 104-109

MC Pot-a-Holic is a barber first and an MC second, thereby drawing Pat's ire.

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Alt Text: .

not for tricks.... like hos and tricks?... maybe thats too far.

But really, its amazing how hard tricks be tryin to get "gruesome curls" now-a-days.

sex tricks

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Hmm. Soulless. I would have laughed if it were Pat holding the tube.
If I name a dog J.J. The Land-Retard, can I get a signed copy of another strip?

I felt the need to give your comment a "chubby", since so many people thought that you were lame for disliking a strip that has a 3.6 rating.

Every warning label tells a story.

You know, I'm just going to buy a copy. Who's with me? I need to decorate my new dorm room at university.

Cool strip, but it's gelée, not gélee :)

I don't know if anyone other than me noticed this, but perhaps Ray is preparing to stock up the RV for Beef and Molly's honeymoon? (as seen in the alt text here :x

That should also say "Will not deter angry bears" but you know how long lawsuits take.

i wonder what ray's gonna do with the KY. something hella weird; the dude likes chicks sitting on birthday cakes.

Not a toothpaste

Also mentioned in Philippe's own blog .

GOD DAMN Thursday, I won't be drunk by then.

Yeah, who could ever forget that song, blasting out of jeeps in the summer of 93?

Fuck a jheri curl
I got dem jelly curls
They gots me hella girls
All cross America

I gruesome li'l curls
You gruesome li'l curls
We gruesome li'l curls
GRUESOME LI'L CURLS!

For a second, I thought rogergs was referencing the Megas XLR theme song.

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There. Now you have two.

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I do believe you have to chubb a whole lot.
It isn't difficult to find things to chubb really... but there aren't enough chubbs even allowed to get the desired resupply of lame allocation.

Try it on steaks. Cleans Nylons!

Left off: "Not to be used for bowling."

"...and ears."

That is all.

I cracked the fuck up all day just thinking about 'gruesome little curls'

This implies not only the existence of sea-retards and/or sky-retards, but that they are prevalent enough that a retard who merely lives on land merits a clarifier.

Holy fuck! Achewood and Onion?

Kiss me

I love ky jelly

*Not actual jelly.

What the hell time is it in california now?!

Gruesome curls.

I remember when I first heard MC Pot-a-Holic. I though a lot about what that man said.

ah yes, it was a much simpler time before all the law suits.

I'm not really one of those people who can read something over and over again and laugh every single time.

But damn if an album called "J.J. The Land Retard" by "MC Pot-a-Holic" doesn't do it for me every time.

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This little nugget at the end of the page made me giggle. No offence Manflesh, your latest work merits it for practicality.

I actually have named my dog J.J. The Land Retard. He is a Labradoodle. I can show proof!

Good strip!