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The terrible fear Wednesday, January 23, 2002 • read strip Viewing 38 comments:

Burritos and being on the can have a strange synergy that I cannot explain

Amen, bruvva'.

It's all in the beans, man.

Yeah, I think that synergy is pretty clear to anyone who has ever eaten a burrito.

It's called burritolingus.

Oh my god I can't buy a burrito from someone who has done oral on me

Blister is accusatory without using punctuation.

I think the more pressing question is why Lyle's record player needs cleaning and why Phillipe is the one to do it. Mysteries upon mysteries.

he is either trying to do something good or has just done something bad

Lyle's record player needs cleaning because he is a filthy person. Phillipe is the one to do it because he is easily talked into doing things.

I think Phillipe just tried to "play" a tostada...

The real question is: why Q-tips?

Q-tips and rubbing alcohol are good for cleaning things like NES cartridges and, presumably, record players.

Rubbing alcohol can leave a deposit on NES carts. I'd imagine it also can do it to records. Better off with denatured alcohol from the hardware store. Much higher purity level.

Damn, Tekende! You just gonna sit there and take that?

Classic scene of being in the same room while someone is poopin.

Philippe!

this is one of my first favorite strips.

They were in the middle of Burritos. Half way through they decided to visit the Can. Both of them. That's some fast acting beans.

Todd T. Squirrel does not eat any other kind.

I think they came to the bathroom because they heard Cornelius yelling and decided to check it out.

[b]S-S-SCREW YOU! I ONLY EAT DOUBLE BEANS![/b[

Ahem.

S-S-SCREW YOU! I ONLY POST DOUBLE BBCODE!

Blister is proof that sometimes caps lock can make something funnier.

Most of the written internet world is proof against said claim, though.

The comic that is up today is an incredibly similar situation.

I love how Phillipe can bend over without moving his legs at all.

I love how Mr. Bear's legs barely come past the edge of the toilet, and yet there he is, perched atop the can . . . is there a step ladder stashed somewhere? How did he get up there?

Corny has Charlie Brown feet.

"Here, put these shoes on and have legs like mine."

-Dead Charlie Brown

That is one of my favorite Achewoods of all time.

This reminds me of the one where Phillipe hides behind the toilet and talks to Connie. I can't find it when I search though :/

See, this is the exactly the kind of old Achewood comic that deserves a WAY higher score than it has.

For shame.


Mr. Bear's fault for not locking the doors;I lock the doors even when there's no one in the house.

In which a_knobbie strongly hints at a troubled past.

It could be said that the bear was "in the middle of burritos" too, if you catch my drift. How embarrassing!

What did they expect walking into a bathroom? That's the place place a person goes when they're about to enjoy a burrito.

My goodness... The Parson's Gambit!