deimosrising
+8 -0
We can only assume this friend is Blister, because who else does RB know who has ordered from restaurants in Heaven before?
We can only assume this friend is Blister, because who else does RB know who has ordered from restaurants in Heaven before?
sp1derbaby
+1 -0
I'm guessing it's a reference to the urban legends surrounding Chinese takeaways which usually start with "oh yeah one time my friend..."
I'm guessing it's a reference to the urban legends surrounding Chinese takeaways which usually start with "oh yeah one time my friend..."
mercuri0us
+0 -0
Oh yeah one time my friend got a cockroach in his Chinese food from this dodgy-ass place, no shit.
Oh yeah one time my friend got a cockroach in his Chinese food from this dodgy-ass place, no shit.
bobbieluvsya
+1 -0
My mom's ex-boyfriend got an entire rat in his pineapple chicken. Just hangin' out, not even skinned.
My mom's ex-boyfriend got an entire rat in his pineapple chicken. Just hangin' out, not even skinned.
moishe_weinberg
+1 -0
At least the rat wasn't getting it on, missionary style
At least the rat wasn't getting it on, missionary style
arcibi
+10 -0
That is probably one of the worst fortunes you can get in a fortune cookie
That is probably one of the worst fortunes you can get in a fortune cookie
apocowarg
+9 -0
As bad as: May the urine in your bladder burn like a thousand paper ghosts.
As bad as: May the urine in your bladder burn like a thousand paper ghosts.
heccibiggs
+1 -0
Please tell me that is a genuine one that you got.
Please tell me that is a genuine one that you got.
apocowarg
+2 -0
The day I pull that fortune is the day I marry a Chinese waiter. Not because he wrote the message only because he delivered such a glorious message to me.
The day I pull that fortune is the day I marry a Chinese waiter. Not because he wrote the message only because he delivered such a glorious message to me.
glopdemon
+7 -0
Furious ding dongs are the worst kind.
Furious ding dongs are the worst kind.
wangflop
+2 -0
I would like to know what aspects of a ding dong drawing make it "FURIOUS".
I would like to know what aspects of a ding dong drawing make it "FURIOUS".
ssddr
+11 -0
Obviously the lines of rage as illustrated here
Obviously the lines of rage as illustrated here
spinynorman
+6 -0
Also the arm motions articulate all the genital fury.
A ding dong is often furious - it is not a peaceful organ by any means
Also the arm motions articulate all the genital fury.
A ding dong is often furious - it is not a peaceful organ by any means
tekende
+2 -0
I AM THE MASTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
I AM THE MASTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
invidious
+0 -0
That was where Manflesh reached his apex.
That was where Manflesh reached his apex.
tekende
+0 -0
Indeed. That was the greatest joke of all time.
Indeed. That was the greatest joke of all time.
centipede_damascus
+1 -0
You'd think the restauranteurs would be more polite in Heaven.
You'd think the restauranteurs would be more polite in Heaven.
minortough
+0 -0
Why should there be such an angry man in the food service industry in heaven?
Why should there be such an angry man in the food service industry in heaven?
dovey
+8 -0
Because people are ruining his idea of Heaven, which is much proliferation of ding-dongs in food.
Because people are ruining his idea of Heaven, which is much proliferation of ding-dongs in food.
lastlarf
+6 -0
In excess of seven ding dongs! That's at least eight ding dongs, people. Do not eat at that place.
In excess of seven ding dongs! That's at least eight ding dongs, people. Do not eat at that place.
dr_manflesh_desires_anal_play_immediately
+0 -0
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A comment left by dr_manflesh_desires_anal_play_immediately was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by featurelessvoid, Circadin, Mastronaut, aperson)
i_love_kate
+1 -0
Chubby for the screen name.
Chubby for the screen name.
tekende
+3 -0
or just such as 7.01
or just such as 7.01
behka
+2 -0
see, this is why molly is so down
see, this is why molly is so down
xud
+0 -1
Exactly how furious can a drawing of a ding dong get?
Exactly how furious can a drawing of a ding dong get?
straw
+27 -0
Observe:
[IMGS OFF]
Observe:
[IMGS OFF]
d-pad
+6 -0
Man, that is one ding dong I hope I never meet in a dark alley.
Man, that is one ding dong I hope I never meet in a dark alley.
tetrisattack
+0 -0
Damn those furious ding dongs!
Damn those furious ding dongs!
hendetta
+13 -0
Lord spare me from those terrible furious ding dongs.
Lord spare me from those terrible furious ding dongs.
dasilodavi
+0 -0
What is Onstad's thing with ding dongs in the food here?
What is Onstad's thing with ding dongs in the food here?
killerlimpet
+8 -0
Ask Retardo.
Ask Retardo.
molesticide
+0 -0
i've said it before, but this is the first time i've ever meant it.
it required this one final reading before i even realized it.
this is my favorite strip.
this is the one i REMEMBER, in strange times when i'm not expecting to.
i don't know why. other strips are funnier, others make more sense, others have more emotional investment.
but this is the one i remember the most. this is the one.
ding DONG
i've said it before, but this is the first time i've ever meant it.
it required this one final reading before i even realized it.
this is my favorite strip.
this is the one i REMEMBER, in strange times when i'm not expecting to.
i don't know why. other strips are funnier, others make more sense, others have more emotional investment.
but this is the one i remember the most. this is the one.
ding DONG
charchar
+0 -0
<----Friggin' loves Jade Garden's vegetarian dishes. I would totally marry their veg. moo shu and never even cheat on it.
<----Friggin' loves Jade Garden's vegetarian dishes. I would totally marry their veg. moo shu and never even cheat on it.
quantumcasaba
+0 -0
Only Pat is a vegulon.
He could have made up the ding dong stories out of repressed and indignant rage.
Or not.
Only Pat is a vegulon.
He could have made up the ding dong stories out of repressed and indignant rage.
Or not.
atmus
+0 -0
Not to mention, Pat is cursed to think about ding dongs, at least subconciously.
Not to mention, Pat is cursed to think about ding dongs, at least subconciously.
buttermoths
+0 -0
I was at a Dim Sum place with a lady a couple of weeks ago. They tables were covered with large sheets of paper, 'cause Dim Sum can get kinda messy...and we ordered only vegulon stuff.
I went to the bathroom after the meal, and I swear that when I got back the waiter had drawn such a huge, furious ding-dong all over the table.
Or it could've been me or my lady friend who drew it. The Tsing Tao was flowing.
I was at a Dim Sum place with a lady a couple of weeks ago. They tables were covered with large sheets of paper, 'cause Dim Sum can get kinda messy...and we ordered only vegulon stuff.
I went to the bathroom after the meal, and I swear that when I got back the waiter had drawn such a huge, furious ding-dong all over the table.
Or it could've been me or my lady friend who drew it. The Tsing Tao was flowing.
rowboat
+8 -0
Maybe she was trying to draw a Nintendo.
Maybe she was trying to draw a Nintendo.
scion
+1 -0
Tried to chubby ya, butters, but I was already too friendly on this page. Dang the excellence of this comic!
Tried to chubby ya, butters, but I was already too friendly on this page. Dang the excellence of this comic!
pogo
+0 -0
Ding-dong?
Ding-dong?
tekende
+1 -0
The witch is dead.
The witch is dead.
bixschmix
+0 -0
THAT JOKE IS APPROPRIATELY AGED FOR POGO'S APPROVAL**
**nah i'm just joshing you're an OK guy pogo
THAT JOKE IS APPROPRIATELY AGED FOR POGO'S APPROVAL**
**nah i'm just joshing you're an OK guy pogo
pogo
+0 -0
Thanks, dear. And I finally watched the "George Washinton" animation you icavar is taken from, very funny and mind-distorting.
Thanks, dear. And I finally watched the "George Washinton" animation you icavar is taken from, very funny and mind-distorting.
mikeronomicon
+0 -0
Furious ding-dong = Penis, the Latin word for sword.
Furious ding-dong = Penis, the Latin word for sword.
theyang
+0 -0
I think he is trying to communicate something again
I think he is trying to communicate something again
carlyle
+1 -0
I imagine a liberal use of cross-hatching and the legnth would be the entire paper.
I imagine a liberal use of cross-hatching and the legnth would be the entire paper.
jay_wish
+0 -0
I love when Beef gets FURIOUS. He looks so hardcore.
I love when Beef gets FURIOUS. He looks so hardcore.
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We do see that drawing.
I've just realized that a crazy amount of lamed posts in the archive seem to be lamed only because whoever posted, did so before reading the entire archive. anathan could very well have been lamed just for reacting before he knew what happens later.
Seems like a hell of a requirement. "Before you post anything you will read the entire archive, and commit a detailed timeline to memory! Otherwise you shall be LAMED!
"
I follow a linguistic convention that any tags left open by the SUBMIT call are automatically closed. Does any lazy-ass scripting language do that?
Your typo correction got more chubbies than the original post. wtf assetbar!
To be fair, I read through the entire archive twice before I even considered making an account for posting. But you know, that's just me. Probably literally just me.
Chubby cos your picture gives me hella headaches.
It is the most fantastic.
Aspirin is the most fantastic about now.