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Quail Bible Thursday, January 25, 2007 • read strip Viewing 96 comments:

Looking forward to seeing the reader submisions.

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Hah, who looks like an idiot NOW?

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beautiful.

somebody did this for another post on another thread, and i will do it again here:

for those of you with lower lame thresholds, know that the above (1st) comment of mandi's has 37 chubbies...

pick up the receiver
ill make you a believer-er

Aww, cute!

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Best one so far by far.

there is a typo in the quail bible (peice-->piece).
i'll still join the religion though.

Oh Holy Quail! My finger did slippeth and lames were bestowed, when chubbies were warranted.

I seek thy eternal forgiveness.

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GOD DAMNIT WHY MUST [IMGS] BE [OFF] THESE WERE SO COOL

I WANT TO SEE THEM I NEVER SAW THEM AHHH THEY SOUND SO NEATO!

anyone... is there a way to get my [IMGS ON]?

No, this is an administrative thing, not a setting we control.

I, too, am sorry to have missed the quail bibles.

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geez.

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Must...Chubb...

Jon looks so ashamed for messing that post up.

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Points for accuracy.

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Man, kudos to this one. I especially like panel 3

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How do you say "don't eat me" in latin?

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Nice!

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Non comedas me.

I believe we have our first relic

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sorry for the inconvenience

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plus it looks as if it was written on bread

Stamp tool? I was just trying to figure out what the Magic Eye image was.

"It's a dolphin!"

It's a sailboat!

It's a quail!

It's a schooner!

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That quail is hella judgemental.

It's still a little rough, but:
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Haha heaps good

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That is fantastic! Excellent work making the Quail Bible so small. :)

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cold adorable son

I just want to say that I ran out of chubbies for this page already. If I hadn't, you would definitely have one.

I can't believe how small you made this. Amazing.

for the win!

I wanted to write something about how I love your creativity and how cool this Bible is, but I'm too damn impressed to articulate my thoughts. So instead, I'll just shut my mouth and give you a chubby.

This is giving me a religious moment.

This has maybe half of the chubbs it deserves.

I don't know that I have ever seen so many chubbies, yet I still think this deserves more

holy quail 310 chubbies.

Who the hell would lame this?? I demand to know.

Oh man i tried to give this a chubby but this page already has got me chubbied out

hey i just wanted to say i like all your bibles.
i'm sorry if someone hit one of your pieces with a "lame". that is really poor form. those "critics" did not get hugged enough.

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:-O

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Yout second post explains your first but does not make up for it.

A whole lot of people here used one of the first things that comes up when you Google Image Search for "quail."

I like how the cats assume that lesser animals like chimps, komodo dragons and quails should need to catch up on their religious mythologies, while they can just borrow the human ones.

The cats believe that Jesus was actually a cat inside a Hull.

Are Italians known for their love of quail-flesh? I was not of this knowledge.

They catch songbirds in nets, too.

At least Ray understands the proper use of a POST-IT.

I like that these two grown men are obsessing over how cute something would be

You don't?

Grown *cats*

Beef's response in the first panel is perfect

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You are a Negative Nancy, and I do not like you.

Who needs that flying spaghetti monster when we have The Inedible Quail?

This is basically the best comment section ever.

And oh how I just ruined it.

why does he need a calligraphy pen?

To create the required first letter in Old English font, of course!

oh, duh.

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