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Captain Beefheart Flashes Back Wednesday, August 21, 2002 • read strip Viewing 36 comments:

Roast Beef betrays his NorCal roots in the final panel.

true facts. hellla norcal roots, all exposed through slang.

Roast Beef's cooking is a cry for help.

Yeah, wasn't that what Beef originally said? Funnier this way, but weird.

no that is when he made chimichangas

"Did you ever think these crummy chimichangas are my way of reaching out for help dammit "

I know this because it is currently my MSN personal message. But I can't put the italics in so it loses a lot of effect D:

I'm going to mess this up because I am a fool but here goes: This is it? Yes?

DAMN FUCK ALMOST HAD IT
Let's try this again.

His pose of despair is [i[identical[/i]

identical motherfuckers. Identical

New rule in the Achewood Archives drinking game: Have a drink every time you see someone messing up BBcode.

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Ray should stop being such a dick and get his own damn jalapenos.

"we do got that fancy kind which is all expensive and costly"

<3

this was my twelfth birthday.

That makes me feel old.

Shit. I was trying to get on some ladies when this strip came out. This motherfucker didn't even know algebra yet!

is ray sucking it in in the third panel or letting it hang out in the fifth

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Daughter. Try to keep up, G. Shitdick.

One of my favorite Ray quotes..."Yes well but this is just a bit silly now!"

"i can't even see the dang nachos"

is that because he doesn't have eyes?

whoever lamed this obviously is not familiar with the comic you are referencing.

And I'm not about to help them.

Damnit Ray! This is Roast Beef trying to tell you something!

If it was truly hella crazy, there would be chili and fritos all up in Ray's face. Dare I say...rad chillies?

These strips about Beef making food for Ray are like a horrible mirror.

This is EXACTLY the way I am a dick to my best friend. She makes me food even.

points for an unnecessary Captain Beefheart reference

Fucking 5 for the title. 5 for anything with a Captain Beefheart reference.

"Tits tits the blimp the blimp
The mother ship the mother ship"

"I know you like fun food"
awww, Beef! You need a hug!
*huuuuuuuuuug*

I think I would actually like nachos such as with hella crazy jalape�os on them.

nobody understands...

Why was Beef always making food for Ray in the old strips? And Ray talks to him like Beef is his employee or something. It bothers me a little.

I love this strip though.

My God, this is the best parody of Chris Ware's Rusty Brown novel-in-making ever! If only it was on purpose....

get your head out of your ass ray! for one second. you self-centered son of a bitch!