rolotonybrowntown +7 -0
he's right. ray would want to know.

ajordan +24 -0
"picks-up-the-mouse-between-pushes-types"

So. True.

quinlaenar +0 -0
How has this only gathered 18 chubbies in 3 years? This is the best part of the strip for me.

catachresis +4 -0
Newt's Chapeau

whuppins +19 -0
Hewn Taupe Sac

...though that may hit a little close to home for Ray's neutered self.

gbeaton +1 -0
But... he's not.

semiquaver +5 -0
My mission on this board is to keep people from perpetuating the misimpression that he can no longer sport wood, as it has been stated to be bullhockey.

cracker +4 -0
It was only a vasectomy.

What the HELL people.

i_love_kate +1 -0
It's still hewn, though. Don't pick holes. That's an awesome anagram.

radarjammer +0 -0
A wet cheap sun

icecube +1 -0
We Hates PacSun

elainen +3 -0
Tuna cash pew

spinynorman +12 -0
This is one of my favorite icebreakers. I'm at some dinner party, shit is all awkward, and then I'm like, "Hey, gang - interesting fact. Did you know an anagram of 'cashew peanut' is 'wet, cheap anus'? True story."

After you establish things as bad as it gets it can only go uphill.

firesign +5 -0
That's exactly why I feel everyone should watch Pink Flamingos exactly once.

boredom_man +0 -0
Pfft. That dude's anus may have been wet, but I guarantee it wasn't cheap .

cracklewater +8 -0
But it's a long way from the only anagram. It's not even the only one that involves 'anus'.

What about "each anus wept" or "watch anus pee"?
Or the oddly apt "Ache anus wept"

cracklewater +1 -0
Shit, read further next time. I hand my head in lame.

I can offer only Ache Waste Pun and Ache Paw Tunes. I'm sorry.

chivalress +1 -0
Not enough "e"s.

semiquaver +0 -0
Buff Buff Buffster.

sredni +4 -0
You're missing an e

look for it in cheap, wet anus

ninjamike +0 -0
I just discovered that another anagram is "Awash Cunt Pee", and my life is complete

dzieger +18 -0
Chanteuse Paw
Each Anus Wept

helmstreet +6 -1
watch anus pee

catachresis +2 -0
You are all using words from the original anagram
Talk about not trying very hard

bovine +0 -0
A comment left by bovine was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by apocowarg, robobogle, Jesler729)

thescrivener +0 -0
It means 'singer' it's not that hard.
shut a new cape

setzkin +1 -0
"Sure, it's not the only anagram. But it's the only one that's also a great epithet you can use in life."

honesttom +3 -0
See the rapid turn-around from nut/anus panic to cocky IT playa. R. BEEF KAZENZAKIS

dominus101 +1 -0
I bet mixed nuts wouldn't sell very well with that anagram on the label

firesign +0 -0
Depends who you're trying to sell them to...

cpnglxynchos +1 -0
i know i do not like to feel a fool.

fosters +2 -0
I feel like "you shall know my hand" is a good way to class up your average barroom brawl.

ananke +0 -0
...except for the improper grammatical use of the word "shall," but I expect that's the least concern in a barroom brawl.

xiaomimi +15 -0
Today's Blogs

Philippe: Beef Jerky!
Molly: Tuesday, March 13, 2007

"What's Miss Lady's favorite part of a man? Let's just say...it doesn't sweat, it doesn't have hair, and it isn't allowed to drive a car without a lot of special gear."

tekende +3 -0
I'm guessing she means the brain?

sealman87 +0 -0
Ting? Ray's keyboard goes "ting?" Perhaps he's had a specially made keyboard that "tings" like a type writer every 50-60 characters or so. Only explanation I can think of.

cpnglxynchos +0 -0
like it wouldn't take Beef like two seconds to figure that one out.

amp-d +0 -0
The cashew catches more. I am allergic.

halcyon +1 -0
Cunt Weeps, Aha!

heccibiggs +1 -0
Why are so many of these anagrams coming up as leaky orifices?

arelladawn +0 -0
Beef looks the cutest in this strip.

desert_donkey +0 -0
dude, ray's face in the 2nd to last panel. OH SHIT!

philophobe +0 -0
The Quiet Digressor. Awesome .

What a perfect name for a guy known to quietly relate many topics to the fear of being mowed down by stray rally cars ( A.H.B.P. ).

jaldor +0 -0
[url=https://wordsmith.org/anagram/anagram.cgi?anagram=cashew peanut&t=1000&a=n]There are actually 12649 anagrams for "cashew peanut."[/url]

jaldor +0 -0
[url=https://wordsmith.org/anagram/anagram.cgi?anagram=cashew peanut&t=1000&a=n]FUCK![/url]

jaldor +0 -0
I really don't see why that isn't working oh well.

fineoakstructure +0 -0
was there a plus sign in the original URL?

patriot +0 -0

patriot +2 -0