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What Philippe Dreams About / Cake Wednesday, April 27, 2005 • read strip Viewing 134 comments:

By far my favorite =)

One of my favorites. It's perfectly absurd and fits well with Phillipe's mastery of nieve innocence.

nieve (plural nieves) 1. fist 2. handful, fistful

Phillipe in "A Fistful of Innocence"

My only regret is that Hamscout can't help me out.

I can't not laugh at this. Swear to God, I'm writing music to match this.

But any style of music I imagine it in works and is hilarious. So I can't really pin it down. I rather like it with a bouncy country western tune, the kind that would include a horse clop/wood block sound in the rhythm.

This is just plain awesome.

This is the kind of strip that makes you want go around telling people that you're... a... Caaaake! the whole day.

Show this to your girlfriend/boyfriend, then whenever you're in trouble, say "I'm a Caaaake!" You will be immediately forgiven.

Ljuke gives us the cheat codes for life.

Who doesn't love cake?

Exactly. This is how cake-sitting fetishes get started.

Aww, thanks!

i miss dreams like this.

This is best.

Phillipe dreams he has darker pants

Chubby for the observation

Nice, are you a Hawkwind fan, Onstad?

There are a couple more Hawkwind references further back in the archives. I'm too lazy to go get them.

Lyle had a book of Hawkwind mythology as far as I remember. It's almost scary how the littlest things tie together in this comic.

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Dude, you have had too many "first" Achewood strips. There should only be one first. Multiple firsts just aren't natural. I see all of these comics you said were your very first Achewood:
Homosexuals The Gorilla

What Philippe Dreams About/Cake

Reinventing Gay Porn Take 2

Which one was your first? I'm just confused, man.

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Didn't that awkward, clumsy fumbling with the girl with the braces and long legs on your parents' couch teach you anything? You can only have one first.

A redheaded British slut taught me that lesson on the floor of an empty house we broke into.

in my defense i was pretty sure i was going to kill myself soon anyway.

There is no need for a defense, friend. That is as fine a story as can be.

that...that sounds like it might have been pretty hot

I can totally imagine being so caught up in the moment that I would break into a house in order to have sex. Well, if she had red hair at least.

And a British accent.

*wave*


Not really.

But not if she liked Los Campesinos!, am I right?

So right.

Just kidding heccibiggs we all love you but not in a sexual way, I promise!

She....she saved your miserable, wretched excuse for a life?
What a dame!

Holy shit what the hell did you do to me how did that turn me on?

It's like we're watching a presidential debate and you just got taken aback on some comment you made about the jews like 6 months ago

Try telling that your fourth wife: "Technically, youare still a first (the first fat fourty-year-old woman I bagged, that is)."

Snap! Busted!!

Chubby for comment/avatar correlation.

i think pitseleh should have far more lames for being creepy enough to spend hours trawling through the archives looking for deans comments.

futures monkey muff.

A better world than we will ever know.

I cannot believe there is not a t-shirt in the store with the last three panels on it.

what a GREAT DREAM!!!!

Even the devil couldn't smile at this.

I think you missed a word.

Best dream ever, or best dream ever?

A great dream, or the greatest dream?

I so dance this way when there's good cake.

wait, philippe wants to be friends with something he would find delicious to eat?

Nah, it's similar to the cracked crab dance. This way he works up an apetite.

I'm

a

Caaake! !

around under my bottom

lady who has mashed a

Oh no!I was trying to make things nicer, but instead I just ruined everything. I feel terrible! Will I be in trouble?

Yes... unless you post pictures of the event in question

The scary thing is is that we just baked a cake that looks exactly like that , minus the tiny black feet.

I will go mold some out of licorice now.

Unfortunately it's a dream and the cake is a lie.

Do NOT...eat it. That is an evil...magic cake.

The Enrichment Center is required to remind you that you will be baked, and then there will be cake.

Oh thats ORIGINAL!

Just so you know, achewood did the cake motif first!

THIS WAS THREE YEARS AGO. PORTAL WAS NEW WHEN I SAID THAT.

I like to imagine this being on perpetual loop inside Phillippe's mind.

Regardless of if he's awake or asleep?

YES! I'a
HI! a
YES! Caaaake!
HI! I'm
YES! a
HI! Caaaake!

Yup. This is going on my wall.

Phillipe is innocent when he dreams.

Oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit... nothing more perfect than this post.

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No, there was indeed cake.

But you're not getting any.

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Oh, but look at you: still talking when there's science to do...

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FUCKing gamers...

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Lyle: first tranny fux

I wish I were a cake.

We are all cake.

Let them eat Phillipe.

He is five.

I'M Spartacake

Phillipe is a lucky otter. My dreams always involve being lost and weird things like bats. I just want a dancing cake.

I wish this was animated. * dreams impossible dream *

The second time I've seen the little otter dance, and it cheers me up just as much as the first time.

He just raises the roof with that cake all decked out in stylish black pants.

Phillipe can't dance in his normal pants. It wouldn't be polite. He hates to sin.

I figured someone would have made one of those animated gifs outta this. For now I will have to do it Ray style, just grabbing my firefox window and sort of jiggling it around.

Huuuuuuuugs!

One of two strips I made into an animated signature for forum use.

CAN YOU GUESS THE OTHER?!

I've had the same dream only with a pudding snack.

This is my go-to birthday greeting image.

This is the only Achewood my girlfriend likes.

Sigh.

I wonder what music Philippes dancing to.. at the moment I'm hearing Here comes a special boy, big band version.

I believe the song is called "I'm A Caaaake!"









































Dreaming about cakes is nice. Dreaming about pies... Not so much.