thunderbots +13 -0
one part olive juice, one part fine burbon, shaved almonds on top

hannah +13 -2
this strip makes me want to be ray. that's how he lives, you know?

asherdan +0 -0
A comment left by asherdan was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by riotdejaneiro, mikeronomicon, Thorfinn, DiamondMonster, trisha, atticusonline, the_dingle, choosebro, nutmeg, charchar, littlefatdog, Audhumla, jmmfgd, motts, pulkbaby)

connormc +11 -1
Man why do people got to lame this. This post is one part truth and two other parts truth as well. The hell, people.

connormc +4 -1
Okay also yes I know I am a year late but really better late than never for justice I say

bozendoka +0 -0
Agreed. Upped my filter just to chubby him. And here's one for you, without whom I would never have noticed.

I just now noticed that the posting times say "1 week s ago" and "1 year s ago". I program stuff like this for a living and let me tell you, that ain't any kind of difficult to fix at all. Hell, Beef could've fixed it in the time it took me to type this.

doublebatman +0 -0
I think it's kinda funny, personally.

epicurus +1 -0
I would strangle Ray for not looking, but he can get away with it (only him).

never_die +1 -2
ray is so pissed at beef for saying that. and all about a civic!

patkun +5 -0
Ray is a dick.

nathanielperson +8 -0
Can be, certainly. He can also be surprisingly not-a-dick. Raymond Quentin Smuckles is a complex man.

dusty +0 -0
At the same time, beef should know that one has to be direct with ray and quit trying to save the surprise.

doc_rostov +5 -0
raydickery.com

shogun +2 -0
Nothing doing!

jack +2 -0
I enjoy the ribbed and quilted types of toilet paper, but I have taken a stance of opposition just so I can try to use this line. So far I haven't had the chance.

ggvaidya +1 -1
Come on dude just look for three seconds .

Priceless.

agentj +1 -0
Ray Doesn't Pay Attention-Watch '05: Day One

dasuta +1 -0
I love how Ray is more pissed at the prospect of having to look at a honda civic for three seconds than Beef is at being completely shut down.

farqussus +0 -0
Oh the belligerence! From both of them!

tekende +1 -0
More like:

"Not inventing stuff -- talking about inventing stuff. That's me. That's how I live."

bixschmix +0 -0
Don't you say that about Ray, tekende. Five minutes after the last panel, Ray came out with four Jeepers Creepers (two for each of them) and set them down on the table, still conscientiously averting his eyes from the Civic. And only the highest-quality vodka for Ray and his pals, of course.

boredom_man +1 -0
Ketel One is kind of a sissy vodka, in my opinion, but he makes it a lot better with the angry intensity and cape.

direhaggis +0 -0
Good Lord but Ray is sporting a hump what all is evocative of hella pregnancy in panel 9.

unsentletter +0 -0
Makes total sense that Beef was watching 60 Minutes . Don't know how exactly, but it just fits .

gopacapulco +0 -0
the two punch combo of the last couple panels are

P R I C E L E S S

lowtrees +2 -0
Not so: https://achewood.com/shop/strips.php

apricotta +0 -0
I can't believe this strip is rated so low. It gets plus one from me for "I don't need to waste a bunch of time re-seeing it" alone.

aliiis +0 -0
Anyone would tell you the same!

atticusonline +0 -0
man...look how fat beef looks all sittin in that chair.

honesttom +0 -0
That's because this is a Mexican Magical Realism strip.

mattylite +0 -0
[IMGS OFF]
(sorry)

mangtastic +0 -0
First panel could be a standalone strip all by itself, like Family Circus, except instead of Jeffy mispronouncing a food item, it is Ray complaining about tp scratching his butt hole.

userbeliever +0 -0
guess thick toilet paper is a problem if you gotta use a full roll each time.

greenkoolayd +0 -0
i hope ray doesnt get super-fuckin-pissed when he finds out whatr the deal is with li'l nephew. be all, "why didnt somebody tell me?!"