deimosrising
+9 -0
Curacao and Styrofoam packing peanuts. So futuristic, I got drunk thinking about it.
Curacao and Styrofoam packing peanuts. So futuristic, I got drunk thinking about it.
greyfield
+4 -0
The Drink of Tomorrow: number one source of The Vomit of Tomorrow and the Hangover of the Day After Tomorrow.
Provided you don't choke and die from ingesting packing peanuts.
The Drink of Tomorrow: number one source of The Vomit of Tomorrow and the Hangover of the Day After Tomorrow.
Provided you don't choke and die from ingesting packing peanuts.
centipede_damascus
+2 -0
What exactly do you yell when you are hell of yelling about the sex?
What exactly do you yell when you are hell of yelling about the sex?
ssddr
+74 -1
YEAH YOU PUT THAT PENIS IS THAT VAGINA YOU ARE SUCH A DUUUUUUDE
YEAH YOU PUT THAT PENIS IS THAT VAGINA YOU ARE SUCH A DUUUUUUDE
jstegall
+16 -1
Don't forget about RUUUDE TITTIES!
Don't forget about RUUUDE TITTIES!
giantants
+1 -2
Also hangin' naturals.
Also hangin' naturals.
killerlimpet
+0 -0
A comment left by killerlimpet was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by freakscene, straw, slalvation)
A comment left by killerlimpet was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by freakscene, straw, slalvation)
alphagator
+0 -0
and rad chilies
and rad chilies
tekende
+0 -0
RAAAAAAD!
RAAAAAAD!
killingthejay
+0 -0
THIS IS A HOMEBOY!
THIS IS A HOMEBOY!
buttermoths
+3 -0
Your post became even better when I noticed that this unknown commenter is yelling "IS THAT VAGINA?" at the TV.
Your post became even better when I noticed that this unknown commenter is yelling "IS THAT VAGINA?" at the TV.
tekende
+0 -0
"IS THAT VAGINA" is a question that may be asked during a viewing of The Flaming Lips' film Christmas on Mars .
"IS THAT VAGINA" is a question that may be asked during a viewing of The Flaming Lips' film Christmas on Mars .
hellofyellin
+0 -0
This.
This.
red_dawn
+2 -0
I love how pissed off Beef is.
I love how pissed off Beef is.
closefriend
+9 -0
He sees panel 6 coming, and recognizes it as the sound of the bartender cuttng the three of them off.
He sees panel 6 coming, and recognizes it as the sound of the bartender cuttng the three of them off.
sargasm
+0 -0
I would love to see an Achewood-themed cocktail recipe book. There are a few in the cookbook, but not enough. Has anyone ever made a Satellite TV?
I would love to see an Achewood-themed cocktail recipe book. There are a few in the cookbook, but not enough. Has anyone ever made a Satellite TV?
johnnygeo
+3 -0
https://www.imjustdrinking.com/wiki/index.php?title=Achewood
I contributed like half of these
https://www.imjustdrinking.com/wiki/index.php?title=Achewood
I contributed like half of these
epicurus
+1 -0
Beef's expressions.
Also I have almost made a "Drink of tomorrow" on accident.
Beef's expressions.
Also I have almost made a "Drink of tomorrow" on accident.
never_die
+3 -0
SHowbiz and Ray were alcohol ENGINEERS as kids. Engineers, i tell you.
SHowbiz and Ray were alcohol ENGINEERS as kids. Engineers, i tell you.
nathanielperson
+1 -0
Quiz me, Biz!
Quiz me, Biz!
hendetta
+30 -0
The Mexican Payphone- Tequila left outside of your local convenience store in an open cup for two days, plus the thing furthest back in your fridge.
The Mexican Payphone- Tequila left outside of your local convenience store in an open cup for two days, plus the thing furthest back in your fridge.
littlefatdog
+3 -0
The Sneaky Cadaver - 1 1/2 oz licorice liqueur, 6 dashes Tabasco, 1 dead ladybug at the bottom
The Sneaky Cadaver - 1 1/2 oz licorice liqueur, 6 dashes Tabasco, 1 dead ladybug at the bottom
ttagxamm
+2 -0
Drugtest Lemonade: six pack cheap beer 1 tube frozen limeade [basically just a shandy with a gross name]
Drugtest Lemonade: six pack cheap beer 1 tube frozen limeade [basically just a shandy with a gross name]
dougthehead
+4 -0
Ray is able to replenish his partying power by drawing off the energy of those around him.
Ray is able to replenish his partying power by drawing off the energy of those around him.
tbtabby
+5 -0
It disturbs me to think that the only thing differentiating Ray and SHowbiz, according to this strip, is money.
It disturbs me to think that the only thing differentiating Ray and SHowbiz, according to this strip, is money.
tonyhighwind
+0 -0
I disagree. I can understand that from a certain perspective money is still the difference there, but a poorer person could find a classier way to feed themselves in that exact same 7-11 than what Showbiz is doing.
I disagree. I can understand that from a certain perspective money is still the difference there, but a poorer person could find a classier way to feed themselves in that exact same 7-11 than what Showbiz is doing.
tonyhighwind
+0 -0
Oh, lame. I guess that's my html mistake cherry popped.
Oh, lame. I guess that's my html mistake cherry popped.
nyu
+0 -0
This is every reunion ive had with alumni friends.
This is every reunion ive had with alumni friends.
steerpike66
+0 -0
I just got the Achewood cookbook and The Drink of Tomorrow and the Satellite TV have melded: it's now a spacey shape (of space, not Kevin Spacey) with frozen mini-marshmallows on the tips, floating in a mixture of Gin and Blue Curacao.
I just got the Achewood cookbook and The Drink of Tomorrow and the Satellite TV have melded: it's now a spacey shape (of space, not Kevin Spacey) with frozen mini-marshmallows on the tips, floating in a mixture of Gin and Blue Curacao.
akadriver
+0 -0
Is this the only strip where "hella" is rendered as such and not as "hell of?"
Is this the only strip where "hella" is rendered as such and not as "hell of?"
libelandslander
+0 -0
I recall going past another one recently.
I recall going past another one recently.
akadriver
+0 -0
This is true. We lookin' at hella porno has it right in the title. Apparently when you mix Ray with porn you get "hella."
This is true. We lookin' at hella porno has it right in the title. Apparently when you mix Ray with porn you get "hella."
heccibiggs
+0 -0
I fucking hate your avatar so much . I don't even know why, it's not THAT bad... It just repulses me to the point of rage for some reason.
I fucking hate your avatar so much . I don't even know why, it's not THAT bad... It just repulses me to the point of rage for some reason.
pogo
+0 -0
Me, too. Sickening.
Me, too. Sickening.
akadriver
+3 -0
:( the man is just ringing a bell, people.
:( the man is just ringing a bell, people.
cpnglxynchos
+0 -0
aww. chubby for source vid
aww. chubby for source vid
tekende
+0 -0
I hate it too.
I hate it too.
tonyhighwind
+0 -0
Gin... to cover!
This strip is when I knew Achewood was totally going to be a thing.
Gin... to cover!
This strip is when I knew Achewood was totally going to be a thing.
comrade_tom
+0 -0
If these drinks were adopted by mainstream drinking establishments, alcohol technology would grow EXPONENTIALLY.
If these drinks were adopted by mainstream drinking establishments, alcohol technology would grow EXPONENTIALLY.
It is past time for bars to be serving these. I mean it. Jager Bombs? Who gives a shit?
Jager Bombs are the plague that are killing our pub culture.
You are getting chubbed, mah fry-end
Hahthankyou.
This is important information. You are a servant of the people and common good.
My only regret is that I have but one life to live for my message board.
My former roommate who turned out to be a douchebag LOVED jager bombs. I never saw the attraction. Yeah, they'd get you drunk as hell, but thirty minutes later you're asleep.
They are bad for your body and your soul. They are the Tool of Iniquity and Satan's Bile.
Maybe that last one was a little strong.
I would have thought Satan's Bile would taste worse.
The unfortunate thing about alcohol is that anything that is actually pleasant to drink is inevitably taken as the exclusive property of popped-collar college douchebags.
This is why i smoke pot.
The wisdom of Solomon, my friends. You saw it here first.
pot is also the property of college kids.
I'm waiting for the lames.
Oh contrare! Most of the people I know who smoke pot either didn't go to college or they have dropped out.
I've smoked with some kids in college once. I was one of those kids in college. The next day I wore a polo shirt for the first time and proceeded to pop the collar.
That is so like a Bill Hicks comment, it should be.
Car Bombs are far superior.
It is my thought that Car Bombs are a waste of good beer. Guinness is perfect on it's own.
Chubbed anyway for veracity of the statement.
Given his name, he may mean literal car bombs.