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Self-Tempering Fat Thursday, September 26, 2002 • read strip Viewing 46 comments:

Ray's food fetish goes far beyond pastries

I hear cream is good for your skin.

That monkfish is so cute. Actual monkfish are... hell, Google it. Yar.

This fish has haunted my dreams for the last three years.

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I give up, i can't upload photos. Google it, its scary as hell.

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You were right; that was surprisingly difficult.

Martha STEWART is coming over to cook this ugly-ass fish!


Is that 'shopped? That doesn't look 'shopped. I can't believe that isn't 'shopped.

It's shopped. Look at her right arm, coming out of the beast's mouth.

Martha shows how to dance the Mambo with an ugly-ass partner, and look cheerful doing it.

SOOOOOOOO GOOOOOOOOD!!!
SUUUUUCH A PRIVATE PLAAAAAACE!
aaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

goodbye erections forever.

this picture got me Scared.

I literally went GAAAAAAAH as I scrolled down to this.

What I want to know is, who saw this thing and went, "Y'know what, I'm going to try eating that badboy."

I've often wondered the exact same thing about lobsters and crabs.

That, and drinking the milk from a cow's teats.

do you know how HIARY a cows udder is? bleughhhh

oh for crap's sake. i hate typing.

or eating eggs.

Monkfish are often called poor man's lobster. Maybe someone figured out that the uglier seafood is, the better it tastes. Hence, raw oysters.

Someone Japanese, I bet. I had Monkfish Liver at a sushi restaraunt. That, and a quail egg on top of salmon eggs. The more other species' potential offspring you can fit into one dish, the better, apparently.

Maybe that's not actually a monkfish, hence Tina's use of quotation marks.

If the fish, whatever it is, calls himself "Monkfish," that would explain both the quotation marks and the capitalization. But right now he's dead.

Ray? why?

There is no better way to spend a night alone.

Hahaha, I love that since it is a picture from the past, Ray has all that hair...even though it's only 2000.

Telling a girl she has a second birthday as far as you're concerned actually sounds like a good idea if you can follow up on it. I may try someday.

As long as presents are included, I think you're onto a winner.

This works less well if it's done to atone for missing her actual birthday. I'm pretty lucky to be married right now really.

has anyone else noticed that lyle often has suspenders on from behind but you can never see them in the front?

Wow, only a 4.1? I always thought this was an all time classic. Damn it, what is going on here? WHUNK WHUNK

Last panel blows my mind. It's everything that's right with humor in the universe.

That last time must have been another Online Suicidal Strip Poker night.

weirdest looking strawberry ever

HAHAHA! Ray had Neil Diamond hair!

Ray could probably get away with bringing that suit out again for Christmas.

He never said what kind of cream. Bengay would be the best.

does this strip imply that Ray is bald?

he been monk-dimin' for a time...it is possible...

but all your hair gone in a year and a half..?

what!?! no alt-text reviews?!?! Are you all too young to remember the Beatles getting bent in your own neighborhoods?!?!?!?

yes. i was born in 1987, and have never been in a city where The Beatles performed.