davidadam
+76 -0
The use of comic sans for the web comics was a nice touch.
The use of comic sans for the web comics was a nice touch.
djwhiterabbit
+305 -0
comic sans well-conveyed activities.
comic sans well-conveyed activities.
sredni
+0 -0
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overmedicated
+0 -0
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coffeecoaster
+2 -0
I thought this said they wanted to 'taste the kebab' for a solid five seconds, and it made a strange kind of sense.
I thought this said they wanted to 'taste the kebab' for a solid five seconds, and it made a strange kind of sense.
overmedicated
+0 -0
Really, who doesn't want to taste a kebab.
Really, who doesn't want to taste a kebab.
zem
+4 -0
oh ho ho
oh ho ho
luckypyjamas
+1 -0
i wish i could give this more chubbies
i wish i could give this more chubbies
atticusonline
+1 -0
i am seeink what you did there
i am seeink what you did there
jonmw
+0 -0
That is a brilliant line, right there.
That is a brilliant line, right there.
daaaaang
+0 -0
yeah man, true
yeah man, true
stevegt500
+1 -0
ahh, i remember the days of horrible horrible webcomics
ahh, i remember the days of horrible horrible webcomics
deimosrising
+30 -0
Those days aren't even anything resembling over, holmes. The internet is rife with them. They may even outnumbered unclothed ladies and misspelled words.
Those days aren't even anything resembling over, holmes. The internet is rife with them. They may even outnumbered unclothed ladies and misspelled words.
stevegt500
+2 -1
there can't really be MORE furry-anime-fantasy comics, right?
there can't really be MORE furry-anime-fantasy comics, right?
zaratustra
+0 -0
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stevegt500
+24 -2
man, there was one top-rated comic on a top 100 site that was graphic pictures of anthropomorphic foxes just cold doin' it. it can get pretty bad.
man, there was one top-rated comic on a top 100 site that was graphic pictures of anthropomorphic foxes just cold doin' it. it can get pretty bad.
liquidcruelty
+1 -0
Owen And Gwen, I think
shut up
Owen And Gwen, I think
shut up
deimosrising
+0 -0
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whuppins
+0 -0
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chaesar
+41 -0
Man that burned so harsh you set off my smoke detector.
Man that burned so harsh you set off my smoke detector.
djwhiterabbit
+3 -0
pardon me while i steal your zinger for personal use.
pardon me while i steal your zinger for personal use.
zefiel
+0 -1
FURRIES DETECTED
FURRIES DETECTED
deimosrising
+0 -0
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jaredwilde
+0 -0
Too many lames and not enough chubbies. This is a wonderfully prime example of sarcasm at its most condescendingly best
Too many lames and not enough chubbies. This is a wonderfully prime example of sarcasm at its most condescendingly best
telescreen
+5 -1
Most of those where phrases and not sentences. Therefore his grammar is still bad. This equals diminished impact.
Most of those where phrases and not sentences. Therefore his grammar is still bad. This equals diminished impact.
rmj12345
+0 -0
whoops, should have read down before snarking. a chubby to compensate.
whoops, should have read down before snarking. a chubby to compensate.
rmj12345
+1 -0
It is too bad for you that only one of those sentences actually contains a subject AND a predicate with no subordinating elements, thus making it a complete sentence.
It is too bad for you that only one of those sentences actually contains a subject AND a predicate with no subordinating elements, thus making it a complete sentence.
puguglypress
+0 -0
Well blah blah blah blah blah!
Well blah blah blah blah blah!
fuckyoufriday
+0 -0
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cousinted
+15 -2
Allow me to fix your analogy for you: Furries are to cartoonists as foot fetishists are to shoemakers
Allow me to fix your analogy for you: Furries are to cartoonists as foot fetishists are to shoemakers
boredom_man
+7 -1
That's a straight-up improvement, but there's one huge difference between foot fetishist media and furry fandom. One could suggest that furries are to cartooning what Robin Williams is to sobriety: not funny
That's a straight-up improvement, but there's one huge difference between foot fetishist media and furry fandom. One could suggest that furries are to cartooning what Robin Williams is to sobriety: not funny
ishuta
+0 -0
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albatross
+0 -0
That is patently ridiculous. No force will ever overcome misspelled words.
That is patently ridiculous. No force will ever overcome misspelled words.
stevegt500
+5 -1
MESSAGEBOARD FIGHT!!!!!!!!
MESSAGEBOARD FIGHT!!!!!!!!
coldfrog
+3 -0
All punctuation marks are hereby requisitioned for projectiles!
All punctuation marks are hereby requisitioned for projectiles!
untilyouaresonude
+0 -0
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carpetbag
+0 -0
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hadakang
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stuart
+0 -0
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semiquaver
+0 -0
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davidbs
+0 -0
Pure genius.
Pure genius.
catachresis
+28 -1
This is like Onstad waving his ding-dong in the other team's face, even though he has already won the match and been given a trophy
This is like Onstad waving his ding-dong in the other team's face, even though he has already won the match and been given a trophy
djwhiterabbit
+0 -0
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morganization
+0 -0
nice
nice
deancain29
+0 -1
excellent.
excellent.
direhaggis
+0 -0
Do they get to go to a Super Secret Ice Cream Shop over in Threadville?
Do they get to go to a Super Secret Ice Cream Shop over in Threadville?
thesyndicate88
+1 -0
It is a furious ding-dong.
It is a furious ding-dong.
nurdbot
+0 -0
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aaron_haynes
+0 -0
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semiquaver
+0 -0
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dumase
+0 -1
You need to get out of here Aaron Haynes.
This is not a safe place for you to be.
You need to get out of here Aaron Haynes.
This is not a safe place for you to be.
aaron_haynes
+12 -0
oh sorry for not having the correct opinion
oh sorry for not having the correct opinion
aperson
+1 -0
Hey - keep bein' a rebel, aaron_haynes. Ignore these so-called arbiters of taste who would lame you for your opinion on a webcomic.
Hey - keep bein' a rebel, aaron_haynes. Ignore these so-called arbiters of taste who would lame you for your opinion on a webcomic.
dumase
+10 -0
The best part is that you lamed him.
The best part is that you lamed him.
i_love_kate
+1 -0
Oh ho ho ho ho ho... There is no way to come back to that.
Oh ho ho ho ho ho... There is no way to come back to that.
hexjumper
+10 -1
Ray's ability to shut down a faux-cultured I'm-so-dangerous threat with a direct insult - no fucking around, just a straight nut shot - is part of what makes this strip.
You don't bring that weak shit up against the son of the Man With Blood On His Hands.
Ray's ability to shut down a faux-cultured I'm-so-dangerous threat with a direct insult - no fucking around, just a straight nut shot - is part of what makes this strip.
You don't bring that weak shit up against the son of the Man With Blood On His Hands.
woof
+0 -0
alt text: No, I don't know who any of these characters are. I took some screenshots at Keenspot.
alt text: No, I don't know who any of these characters are. I took some screenshots at Keenspot.
hellofyellin
+6 -1
That one is the fairy Airalea.
She does not wish your people any harm.
So it's cool.
That one is the fairy Airalea.
She does not wish your people any harm.
So it's cool.
semiquaver
+3 -1
That is Otra from Girly, right? Seems pretty unsporting to do that to a guy who's repeatedly given Achewood props and seems to have a similarly novel take on comic humor.
That is Otra from Girly, right? Seems pretty unsporting to do that to a guy who's repeatedly given Achewood props and seems to have a similarly novel take on comic humor.
budenhagen
+0 -0
Do you see an O on her shirt? NO YOU DO NOT.
Do you see an O on her shirt? NO YOU DO NOT.
semiquaver
+0 -1
Onstad didn't know that Otra always wore that shirt. How would he? I imagine he just sketched whatever shirt would look fine. He only used the drawings of other characters for inspiration, he wasn't trying to perfectly copy them
Onstad didn't know that Otra always wore that shirt. How would he? I imagine he just sketched whatever shirt would look fine. He only used the drawings of other characters for inspiration, he wasn't trying to perfectly copy them
lolsworth
+1 -0
Airalea does look a lot like Otra. Even Winter mistook her one time.
Airalea does look a lot like Otra. Even Winter mistook her one time.
tinhand
+0 -0
Panels 2 and 4 get this strip a 5.
Panels 2 and 4 get this strip a 5.
darthemed
+0 -0
How is this strip not a solid 5? Especially when it ends on Beef treating them as if they had insulted Weldon.
How is this strip not a solid 5? Especially when it ends on Beef treating them as if they had insulted Weldon.
centipede_damascus
+0 -0
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riazm
+1 -0
WHICH ONE
WHICH ONE
centipede_damascus
+1 -1
The one who identifies herself as a fairy is from the comic Girly, which is a very weird comic that is also hilarious.
The one who identifies herself as a fairy is from the comic Girly, which is a very weird comic that is also hilarious.
riazm
+0 -0
I thought that was put in AFTER this strip as a homage to Achewood?
I thought that was put in AFTER this strip as a homage to Achewood?
saru
+0 -0
Lesnick did an homage of the parody Onstad did of his comic, although I think she's actually from Cute Wendy. Was Girly ever even on Keenspot?
Lesnick did an homage of the parody Onstad did of his comic, although I think she's actually from Cute Wendy. Was Girly ever even on Keenspot?
saru
+0 -0
That should've been "homage to"
Also, I wanted to make it clear that the name she gives is one Onstad made up, since he just randomly took some screenshots at Keenspot for comics to mock.
That should've been "homage to"
Also, I wanted to make it clear that the name she gives is one Onstad made up, since he just randomly took some screenshots at Keenspot for comics to mock.
semiquaver
+0 -0
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howwedo
+1 -0
That upset me, too. The alt text says that Onstad doesn't know who any of the characters are, but Girly is pretty rad. Man.
That upset me, too. The alt text says that Onstad doesn't know who any of the characters are, but Girly is pretty rad. Man.
semiquaver
+0 -0
Yeah I mean jesus
Yeah I mean jesus
zem
+4 -0
by the time i scroll down to this spot you've said this about six times
by the time i scroll down to this spot you've said this about six times
werthog42
+0 -0
Anybody know where these all came from? I'm morbidly curious.
Anybody know where these all came from? I'm morbidly curious.
cousinted
+2 -1
The Cat-dude is Fisk Black from the very creepy comic "Better Days" (One of the later plot lines involves him fucking his sister). I don't recognize any of the others.
The Cat-dude is Fisk Black from the very creepy comic "Better Days" (One of the later plot lines involves him fucking his sister). I don't recognize any of the others.
atmus
+1 -0
The cat dude is the guy that Fisk's mom is doing. Much like lunchbox, I couldn't pry my eyes off either.
The cat dude is the guy that Fisk's mom is doing. Much like lunchbox, I couldn't pry my eyes off either.
gussiejives
+2 -0
There are some things in life one can't unsee. Better Days is one of those things.
There are some things in life one can't unsee. Better Days is one of those things.
caramello
+2 -1
"Cynical dyke who always needs coffee and talks about coffee" is Shadehawk, a male character from "Antihero for Hire." It is not mocked undeservedly.
"Cynical dyke who always needs coffee and talks about coffee" is Shadehawk, a male character from "Antihero for Hire." It is not mocked undeservedly.
wittyname
+0 -1
I don't think it is, because Shadehawk is a guy. And that isn't a terrible webcomic, but I stopped reading it a long time ago.
I don't think it is, because Shadehawk is a guy. And that isn't a terrible webcomic, but I stopped reading it a long time ago.
fermatprime
+0 -0
The first time I saw this strip, I assumed it was Dominic Deegan. Which is like Achewood in that it generally lacks a conventional "punchline" to its strips. (Sadly, it also lacks anything really resembling humor in any way.)
'Course, with a title like that, I can only assume that he's a Deegan ripoff.
The first time I saw this strip, I assumed it was Dominic Deegan. Which is like Achewood in that it generally lacks a conventional "punchline" to its strips. (Sadly, it also lacks anything really resembling humor in any way.)
'Course, with a title like that, I can only assume that he's a Deegan ripoff.
lunchbox
+0 -1
Yeah, someone linked me to a comic a while ago where the cat character is featured. It's created by a furry porn artist, and the comic is called Better Days. Read through it just because it was some weird shit that I couldn't pry my eyes away from. I remember hearing that Chris just copied a bunch of character faces from Keenspot advertisements.
Yeah, someone linked me to a comic a while ago where the cat character is featured. It's created by a furry porn artist, and the comic is called Better Days. Read through it just because it was some weird shit that I couldn't pry my eyes away from. I remember hearing that Chris just copied a bunch of character faces from Keenspot advertisements.
zefiel
+0 -1
You forgot to mention all the incestuous furry sex scenes between cat brothers, sexual abuse, and the furry depiction of Desert Storm.
You forgot to mention all the incestuous furry sex scenes between cat brothers, sexual abuse, and the furry depiction of Desert Storm.
saru
+2 -0
Did you hear that from... the alt text?
"No, I don't know who any of these characters are. I took some screenshots at Keenspot."
Did you hear that from... the alt text?
"No, I don't know who any of these characters are. I took some screenshots at Keenspot."
zefiel
+1 -0
I think you're missing the point. Better Days features a furry depiction of Operation Desert Storm .
That should make amerika reconsider its ways, it should.
P.S. Nice eyebrows and vespa.
I think you're missing the point. Better Days features a furry depiction of Operation Desert Storm .
That should make amerika reconsider its ways, it should.
P.S. Nice eyebrows and vespa.
direhaggis
+0 -0
Beef has a beef with overly dramatic web-things. Seems similar to his attitude of Ray when he's drunk or doing something overly dramatic.
Beef has a beef with overly dramatic web-things. Seems similar to his attitude of Ray when he's drunk or doing something overly dramatic.
lazarusloafer
+3 -0
Comic Sans is the disease inside of our community.
Comic Sans is the disease inside of our community.
honesttom
+3 -0
This feels like the natural companion piece to the prank calling arc. Like, Onstad smacked Garfield and Marmaduke down with his cartoon baseball bat, and now there's the new guys all like, "Let's see what you can do, old man".
This made more sense when it first occurred to me.
This feels like the natural companion piece to the prank calling arc. Like, Onstad smacked Garfield and Marmaduke down with his cartoon baseball bat, and now there's the new guys all like, "Let's see what you can do, old man".
This made more sense when it first occurred to me.
pa_ass_nts
+0 -0
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shogun
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saru
+0 -0
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presterjohn
+0 -0
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saru
+1 -1
I am sorry. I recognize and accept my lames, and understand now that sometimes, Assetbar is not necessarily the place to muse out loud.
I am sorry. I recognize and accept my lames, and understand now that sometimes, Assetbar is not necessarily the place to muse out loud.
achilleselbow
+8 -0
That's bullshit. You didn't deserve any of those, I'm wondering the same things. I refuse to accept the fact that the only thing acceptable on assetbar is snarky one-liners and "omg I totally say this all the time".
That's bullshit. You didn't deserve any of those, I'm wondering the same things. I refuse to accept the fact that the only thing acceptable on assetbar is snarky one-liners and "omg I totally say this all the time".
timmul
+7 -0
assetbar, I'm pretty sure, is an achewood easter egg where if you manage to wade through restatements of previous (or current) punchlines, snarky one-liners, endless debates of whether something should be chubbied versus lamed, the alt-text, and potentially a boss fight against asherdan, you get to read an amusing story next to a tiny picture of stephen fry.
in all honesty after I created an account I read the things that were filtered out because they were lamed too much and realized there was too much social shit to deal with in my life and I wasn't ready to worry whether or not an internet community will like me. I like to read the assets because sometimes people can be funny or insightful but oftentimes it has the least vocal people determining that other people will not enjoy someone's entirely benign comment because it is not "omg I totally say this all the time".
in short: "Nonsense!" && I totally said "What the fuck, man?!" today and it was amazing.
assetbar, I'm pretty sure, is an achewood easter egg where if you manage to wade through restatements of previous (or current) punchlines, snarky one-liners, endless debates of whether something should be chubbied versus lamed, the alt-text, and potentially a boss fight against asherdan, you get to read an amusing story next to a tiny picture of stephen fry.
in all honesty after I created an account I read the things that were filtered out because they were lamed too much and realized there was too much social shit to deal with in my life and I wasn't ready to worry whether or not an internet community will like me. I like to read the assets because sometimes people can be funny or insightful but oftentimes it has the least vocal people determining that other people will not enjoy someone's entirely benign comment because it is not "omg I totally say this all the time".
in short: "Nonsense!" && I totally said "What the fuck, man?!" today and it was amazing.
achilleselbow
+4 -0
And you're a douchebag. Which is worse?
And you're a douchebag. Which is worse?
doc_rostov
+4 -2
The strip is as well written as always, but I'd say your point is well taken. Onstad could just as easily have picked out some truly bad webcomics a la John Solomon , but for whatever reason chose to just take a randomizer and assume the worst instead of doing a bit of cursory research to make sure he was picking deserving subjects of his rapier of wit. Onstad did sort of drop the ball on this one a bit by generically pulling webcomics regardless of their content and skewering them. Not everyone can get everything right, though, so I don't think this is a particularly great injustice. I think the classic line from the last panel makes up for the unusual lack of direction. At least a four (to me)...
But please note that you are perfectly obliged to write your opinions on Assetbar. This isn't exactly the Roman Pantheon, here. Doesn't need to be Sycophant City. I'd say it's better to see a post or two of honest critique than yet another instance of Soticoto being a douche or the nameless hordes grinning wildly about how they have apparently fallen upon the remarkable mental capacity required to incorporate Onstad's lines into their common vernacular.
Let's get us some quality analysis here, guys!
The strip is as well written as always, but I'd say your point is well taken. Onstad could just as easily have picked out some truly bad webcomics a la John Solomon , but for whatever reason chose to just take a randomizer and assume the worst instead of doing a bit of cursory research to make sure he was picking deserving subjects of his rapier of wit. Onstad did sort of drop the ball on this one a bit by generically pulling webcomics regardless of their content and skewering them. Not everyone can get everything right, though, so I don't think this is a particularly great injustice. I think the classic line from the last panel makes up for the unusual lack of direction. At least a four (to me)...
But please note that you are perfectly obliged to write your opinions on Assetbar. This isn't exactly the Roman Pantheon, here. Doesn't need to be Sycophant City. I'd say it's better to see a post or two of honest critique than yet another instance of Soticoto being a douche or the nameless hordes grinning wildly about how they have apparently fallen upon the remarkable mental capacity required to incorporate Onstad's lines into their common vernacular.
Let's get us some quality analysis here, guys!
therealsnazzle
+0 -0
But shouldn't we also consider the fact that it's maybe not the specific comics that he's mocking, but the attitude that some of these web comic cartoonists have? I.e., their complete pomposity over something that they spent slaving over in MS Paint, making them think they have something that qualifies as "art". That's what I got from it, at least.
But shouldn't we also consider the fact that it's maybe not the specific comics that he's mocking, but the attitude that some of these web comic cartoonists have? I.e., their complete pomposity over something that they spent slaving over in MS Paint, making them think they have something that qualifies as "art". That's what I got from it, at least.
soticoto
+0 -0
Like you have the first clue what quality analysis is. You couldn't tell your own foot from the dogshit smeared on the underside.
You're basically a petty brat, and I'd know since I can be plenty petty myself when I want to be.
Now... I have better things to be saying to far better people than your low self. Adieu.
Like you have the first clue what quality analysis is. You couldn't tell your own foot from the dogshit smeared on the underside.
You're basically a petty brat, and I'd know since I can be plenty petty myself when I want to be.
Now... I have better things to be saying to far better people than your low self. Adieu.
joeyramoney
+0 -0
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A comment left by joeyramoney was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by storableprawn, mctanuki, unsentletter, stormagnet, LiquidCruelty)
xiaomimi
+26 -0
Weekend Blogs
Pat: Do not EVER approach me when I am entering or exiting the grocery store.
Lyle: Carefully ensconced elsewhere.
Onstad: "Jerk"
Little Nephew: I smelled kumar's dad's poop, all!
Weekend Blogs
Pat: Do not EVER approach me when I am entering or exiting the grocery store.
Lyle: Carefully ensconced elsewhere.
Onstad: "Jerk"
Little Nephew: I smelled kumar's dad's poop, all!
zefiel
+1 -0
You're doing a great job you know that.
People will track you down, give you an award of sorts. Do not expect them.
You're doing a great job you know that.
People will track you down, give you an award of sorts. Do not expect them.
dallovich
+0 -0
I don't really care that this is perhaps the most said phrase on these boards, I really have to type it myself! "Your activities are so poorly conveyed".
I don't really care that this is perhaps the most said phrase on these boards, I really have to type it myself! "Your activities are so poorly conveyed".
sharpdresseddan
+0 -0
sweet, i was waiting for something like this
sweet, i was waiting for something like this
haradaya
+5 -0
Oh my! Look at who I found!
A friend sent me the link to this manga, and that professor guy looked familiar.
I didn't read it yet, we'll find out if it truly sucks at being entertaining.
Lame me all you want for reading manga.
Oh my! Look at who I found!
A friend sent me the link to this manga, and that professor guy looked familiar.
I didn't read it yet, we'll find out if it truly sucks at being entertaining.
Lame me all you want for reading manga.
haradaya
+0 -0
Didn't suck at being entertaining, it's just low of mind. A time waster.
Didn't suck at being entertaining, it's just low of mind. A time waster.
sp1derbaby
+0 -0
I was too friendly. Please accept an IOU Chubby.
I was too friendly. Please accept an IOU Chubby.
talbain
+0 -0
Fuck Strange Days. Fuck Jay Naylor.
Fuck Strange Days. Fuck Jay Naylor.
talbain
+0 -0
Better Days makes me want to slit my throat
Better Days makes me want to slit my throat
talbain
+1 -0
fucked that one right up, didn't i.
fucked that one right up, didn't i.
lunchbox
+0 -0
Eh, nice to see someone who doesn't suck up to that creepy fuck Naylor. I still wonder why that comic is so popular among non-furries
Eh, nice to see someone who doesn't suck up to that creepy fuck Naylor. I still wonder why that comic is so popular among non-furries
fireking
+0 -0
To be fair, it's an alright comic if you pretend they're human.
It actually recently ended, too.
To be fair, it's an alright comic if you pretend they're human.
It actually recently ended, too.
7th_shot
+0 -0
The art's not bad at all, I'll give Naylor that. But the fact that the too-cool sulky male cat is the author's blatant mouthpiece plus the strip's fucking politics AND all the sisterfuckin' is just real bad times as far as I'm concerned.
The art's not bad at all, I'll give Naylor that. But the fact that the too-cool sulky male cat is the author's blatant mouthpiece plus the strip's fucking politics AND all the sisterfuckin' is just real bad times as far as I'm concerned.
keir
+0 -0
"Your activities are so poorly conveyed." Damn that's devastating.
"Your activities are so poorly conveyed." Damn that's devastating.
liquidcruelty
+0 -0
To be perfectly honest, Jay Naylor is a smart dude, one's personal opinions on furries notwithstanding. Better Days is even kind of funny.
To be perfectly honest, Jay Naylor is a smart dude, one's personal opinions on furries notwithstanding. Better Days is even kind of funny.
maidenathene
+0 -0
I disagree, i've read better days (like people have said before, its like a trainwreck) and read a couple of things on his blog...he's a nuthouse. And the jokes are forced and lame and mostly either gender or race based.
I disagree, i've read better days (like people have said before, its like a trainwreck) and read a couple of things on his blog...he's a nuthouse. And the jokes are forced and lame and mostly either gender or race based.
genequagmire
+0 -0
Wonderful.
Wonderful.
carlyle
+0 -0
I was kind of embarrased when I read this.
I was kind of embarrased when I read this.
carlyle
+1 -0
I also forgot to mention this felt like watching your proverbial grandpa try to be in his own words 'hip'
I also forgot to mention this felt like watching your proverbial grandpa try to be in his own words 'hip'
joeynarcotic
+0 -0
A comment left by joeynarcotic was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by 7th_shot, logic, gorrioncita)
A comment left by joeynarcotic was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by 7th_shot, logic, gorrioncita)
puguglypress
+0 -0
Let's leave your mom out of this OH!!!
Let's leave your mom out of this OH!!!
skviiier
+1 -0
There's a dot on my screen on the l in "pal" that makes it look like a t. It made sense, wouldn't surprise me if Ray used "Pat" as a general all-purpose insult
There's a dot on my screen on the l in "pal" that makes it look like a t. It made sense, wouldn't surprise me if Ray used "Pat" as a general all-purpose insult
duperando
+0 -0
I'm sure somebody else might have noticed this, but I'm pretty sure those anime-ish looking characters are speaking in comic sans
I'm sure somebody else might have noticed this, but I'm pretty sure those anime-ish looking characters are speaking in comic sans
wacks
+0 -2
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dybrar
+0 -0
Unable to mark messages as spam, I will have to settle for a lame, I fear.
Unable to mark messages as spam, I will have to settle for a lame, I fear.
breadcrab
+0 -0
Likewise :/
Likewise :/
Ray's three retorts lack the lethal steel of Roast Beef's one. It is the kind of comment that strips a man of his illusions about himself.
Every time I see an awful anime webcomic I just can't help thinking to myself "Their activities are so poorly conveyed"
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I love the one guy standing there in terrified shock, mouth open, bottom three frames.
The howling guy seems to be one of the creators of the crappy webcomic from which asherdan takes his icon.
Perhaps we have disovered the reason for his high levels of dickishness?
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I read many web comics, and for a second I was afraid. Then i took stock and realized that I read zero anime and/or furry comics. I feel way better now.
As much as you may try to deny it, Achewood is a furry comic.
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Bill Hicks learns the awful truth .
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What have you done!!! You're said it, and now it can't be unsaid!