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Salad Dressing Chandelier Wednesday, February 5, 2003 • read strip Viewing 48 comments:

I love fat Philippe.

Fat Philippe is so much sassier than regular Philippe.

He's feeling fat, and sassy!

And also lives in a giant bucket...I wish.

Now if only he were the queen of France.

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

The alt text here kills

I was just laughing at how great that alt text is.

I once snorted vicodin then fell asleep in complete bliss on a small sofa with two people who had done the same thing laying on top of me. I've never had a threesome but if the alt text is anything to go by I had a vicodin style threesome.

Better than nothing I guess.

It's like on Chappelle's Show: technically a three-way

Goddammit you did it here too!!!

(I hope you read the other one first)

I knew alt text was being implemented eventually so now I don't have a bunch of posts rendered into spam by the inexorable advance of the ages.

I feel like you do it Vicodin Style a lot when you're married

I hope this is not true, but it probably is after the first couple years.

The only problem with Acheworld is inability to see the alt-text. So here it is:
Have you heard of doing it Vicodin Style. The man is in the other room smiling and the lady is asleep.

all phillipe wants is nachos, but todd saw an opportunity and is seizing the moment. all hail todd.

Todd, stop trying to use minors to get prescription drugs! Jeez!

Todd is a king

We need a Todd T-shirt... don't we people

i would like to see more anecdotes from philipe's tree house

But Philippe, with Vicodin you can buy many nachos!

Explain how.

Vicodin can be exchanged for goods and services.

Woo-hoo!

Whenever I see Vicodin these days, I always think of House. A chubby for you!

chubbied for the simpsons reference

This is a great avatar/post combo.

Philippe is such a fat bitch lately.

He's a big hot tranny mess.

I had a LOT of Vicodin Style sex when I had my first spinal surgery. I highly recommend it.

According to my research, Toby Keith did the Ford Trucks song at this time.

And he's back doing them again. Though Mellencamp has really upped the ante over at Chevy. He upped the ante on hellishness.

Was he on Vicodin????


p.s.
Fat Phillipe is the best.

In the end...aren't nachos all anyone

No, I'm pretty sure I want Vicodin.

Todd better not put him on the Fuck Plan. He is five.

Because of strips like this one, when I read other comics online, I am physically saddened when I mouse over them and there is no alt text.

FUCKING, ME TOO.

I thought I was the only one. Every single comic I read now, it's " *mouseover* ... oh, wait..."

I feel like I have found a kindred spirit.

www.xkcd.com
www.qwantz.com
www.asofterworld.com

Three brilliant webcomics, all with alt.text for days.

Also, Dr. McNinja. I'm afraid I don't have it's fancy URL, because I'm lazy.


"For days"?

yep.

Well that explains it.

Penny Arcade is THE WORST because you'll hover your mouse and it'll show an alt text box...but then all there is is the title.

Being used to alt text is an adventure in heartache

I didn't get Vicodin when I had my wisdoms out :(
PS: nachos sprinkled with Vicodin? eh, eh? I'm gonna try it.

Pissed off fat Philipe may be the best thing ever invented.

now he just needs to start telling swears

Teodor's definitely leaning on panel 5 !