deimosrising
+8 -0
On the other hand, all the cool kids are doing it
On the other hand, all the cool kids are doing it
william
+2 -0
How did we get from having AIDS to organ theft? These are not related. Also who would steal kidneys full of Hi-Five?
How did we get from having AIDS to organ theft? These are not related. Also who would steal kidneys full of Hi-Five?
farqussus
+11 -0
You are operating under the misapprehension that people who steal kidneys are concerned about their viral content.
You are operating under the misapprehension that people who steal kidneys are concerned about their viral content.
centipede_damascus
+2 -1
Silly Ray, you can't sell kidneys on eBay!
Silly Ray, you can't sell kidneys on eBay!
ssddr
+54 -0
You could on ebay platinum reserve.
You could on ebay platinum reserve.
centipede_damascus
+15 -0
Touche .
Touche .
geysershitdick
+0 -0
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zem
+0 -0
ahaha
ahaha
geysershitdick
+0 -0
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waldo913
+14 -0
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tekende
+4 -0
"it's illegal" :)
"it's illegal" :)
em2
+7 -0
Punishable by incredible death !
Punishable by incredible death !
rubber_baron
+2 -0
That is terrible.
That is terrible.
cdl146
+3 -0
How did Todd's van get on top of the piano?
How did Todd's van get on top of the piano?
evolume
+24 -0
dude. "Scree" dude. "Scree."
dude. "Scree" dude. "Scree."
estutius
+25 -0
Todd's driving is so terrble, he is able to do things that are physically impossible.
Todd's driving is so terrble, he is able to do things that are physically impossible.
heccibiggs
+0 -0
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cousinted
+0 -0
Todd just has a really sweet van. It is like the Batmobile.
Todd just has a really sweet van. It is like the Batmobile.
carten
+0 -0
That van is frikkin' awesome.
That van is frikkin' awesome.
philosophe
+0 -0
What is Hi-Five? A rhythm and blues quartet?
What is Hi-Five? A rhythm and blues quartet?
adhesion
+3 -0
Alt text: "High-Five = HIV"
Alt text: "High-Five = HIV"
philosophe
+0 -0
Ahhhhhhh....
Ahhhhhhh....
charchar
+5 -2
HIV= H-Four.
HIV= H-Four.
snowman
+0 -2
Huh?
Huh?
charchar
+0 -1
In Roman numerals IV makes four.
In Roman numerals IV makes four.
snowman
+0 -2
Yeah, but it wasn't H-five, it was HI-five. The "I" is not part of the five.
Okay, this is a dumb argument.
Yeah, but it wasn't H-five, it was HI-five. The "I" is not part of the five.
Okay, this is a dumb argument.
charchar
+0 -2
I know. I was trying to be clever. We cool, snowman?
I know. I was trying to be clever. We cool, snowman?
snowman
+0 -1
Yep. Tote.
Yep. Tote.
donnatron
+1 -1
That argument took up 5 seconds of my life that I will never get back. This comment took up approximately 10 more...
That argument took up 5 seconds of my life that I will never get back. This comment took up approximately 10 more...
farqussus
+3 -1
Also, a children's entertainment quintet. Of equal value to the world as HIV.
Also, a children's entertainment quintet. Of equal value to the world as HIV.
farqussus
+0 -0
Who lamed me? Who defends Hi-Five
Who lamed me? Who defends Hi-Five
rowboat
+5 -0
Maybe they were defending their HIV.
Maybe they were defending their HIV.
stuart
+2 -0
If you take sizes into account, I'm really suspicious of the idea of fifty grams of anything fitting in that bag.
If you take sizes into account, I'm really suspicious of the idea of fifty grams of anything fitting in that bag.
farqussus
+8 -0
Coke is being cut with anti-matter to increase profit margins.
Coke is being cut with anti-matter to increase profit margins.
hypoluxa
+0 -0
5 just for the fact that this reference is used.
5 just for the fact that this reference is used.
zzzleepy
+1 -0
todd is terrible
todd is terrible
charchar
+0 -0
The story of my life (hopefully).
The story of my life (hopefully).
iseedeadpixels
+0 -0
Damn... this strips 4.1 because of me now. Why do I always got to bring things down...
Damn... this strips 4.1 because of me now. Why do I always got to bring things down...
random_shorts
+0 -0
oh hell now
oh hell now
killingthejay
+1 -0
that bag is way too tiny to be 50g.
that bag is way too tiny to be 50g.
fineoakstructure
+2 -1
wait you think Todd knows good math?
He doesn't.
wait you think Todd knows good math?
He doesn't.
milkpants
+0 -0
big bag o' dope delivery rates a 5
big bag o' dope delivery rates a 5
ndcaesar
+1 -0
I'm mystified that the other 39 commentors have failed to acknowledge the subtle lean performed by Todd in the last panel. It adds so much
I'm mystified that the other 39 commentors have failed to acknowledge the subtle lean performed by Todd in the last panel. It adds so much
mangtastic
+0 -1
Man, I need to start using Hi-Five as a euphemism for the HIV.
Man, I need to start using Hi-Five as a euphemism for the HIV.
tonyhighwind
+0 -0
I already have!
I already have!
lahnnabell
+0 -0
that's the course. it's all fun and games, then comes the HIV, then your organs go missing so that you can't even buy 'em back. this world, man...
that's the course. it's all fun and games, then comes the HIV, then your organs go missing so that you can't even buy 'em back. this world, man...
poppechan
+0 -0
Dumbass squirrels. No wonder my neighborhood has so much crime... All these oak trees.
Dumbass squirrels. No wonder my neighborhood has so much crime... All these oak trees.
swordsower
+0 -0
Squirrels. Natures Terrorists.
Squirrels. Natures Terrorists.
Does Ray not appreciate how much 50 grams of coke would cost?
From the ensuing conversation, I'm pretty sure he does